Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

Guo Jia: Well, you Xun Wenruo, I let you go. I didn’t draw your bathing picture, but you actually painted my half-naked portrait?

Of course, a certain person would not admit it. His drawing skills were at the level of graffiti of kindergarten children. Even if he drew Xun Yu, no one would be able to recognize him.

Xun Yu looked back and smiled, and then there was a slight helplessness in his eyes. He put down his brush, stretched out his hand to close Guo Jia's clothes, and said rather sternly, "It's cold, go and put on your clothes."

Guo Jia suddenly had the illusion that Guo's mother was reborn, standing in front of her, and tried to put on the straight train cowardly.

Xun Yu scooped up a ladle of clean water, poured it into the copper box, washed his hands, and shook Guo Jia's knee jacket (equivalent to knee-length trousers) away.

Guo Jia held Xun Yu's arms and stretched his legs into the trousers, feeling a little ashamed again. Since when did he need a man to help him put on his trousers?

As a good young man from later generations, Guo Jia is not used to wearing such things as "shin clothes". After all, this thing seems to be the predecessor of open crotch pants. There are only two trouser legs. at the waist.There are also shin garments that are similar in style to stockings. The key point is that this kind of underwear is easy to be exposed when sitting incorrectly. Forgive him for being incapable of accepting it.

So he usually wears an improved version of the "knee jacket". The "knee jacket" produced by Qiwuge is very close to the middle trousers of later generations.

Cao Cao is going to marry his eldest daughter in the new year, and his wife Mrs. Ding has already returned to the mansion early yesterday to continue preparing the dowry for her daughter.

Last night, it was rare that Cao Cao didn't have other women around him, but he didn't let his concubine Bian come to serve him, but sat alone under the lamp looking at the bamboo slips.Before going to bed, she smiled at a sweat towel and sang "Qingqing Zijin, relax my heart."

This sweat scarf is plain in color, with elegant orchid grass embroidered on one corner, obviously it does not belong to Cao Cao.When Mrs. Bian saw it, she immediately thought of Xi Zhicai.

In order to please Cao Cao, this morning, she observed Xi Zhicai from a distance, went back to the house, dressed up, and asked the maid to get a set of dark clothes that were very similar to Xi Zhicai's Tsing Yi. train.

Cao Cao originally wanted to have some exciting fun with Mrs. Bian, but facing Mrs. Bian, who was disguised as a man and dressed like Xi Zhicai, he couldn't express his feelings at the moment, and suddenly wanted to talk to someone.Cao Cao left the sentence "I want to go out for a walk", and went straight to Guo Jia's temporary residence without even taking a servant.

Cao Cao went straight through the corner gate without anyone notifying him, and walked towards the hot spring soup pool.Faintly coming from the front

The sound of water, it seems that someone is taking a bath, separated by the white mist, but a few feet away, there is not even a shadow.

He arranged for Guo Jia to enjoy this soup pond, and Guo Jia did not bring any female relatives.The person taking a bath in the hot spring should be Guo Jia.

After guessing like this, Cao Cao was in high spirits, striding forward, with a little expectation in his heart: If he wants to soak in the hot spring after a while, will Guo Jia soak in the water together indifferently, or will he do it in front of him, To climb the stone steps and put on clothes?

When he got closer, and then even closer, Cao Cao saw a burly and strong man. His rye-colored skin glowed with oily and healthy luster. And a pinch of long hair.

On the bluestone beside the hot spring pool, there are still a pair of iron halberds shining with cold light.

Cao Cao: "... What a strong man!" He was very impressed with this man, who was brought by Guo Jia. Recently, there have been rumors in the army that there is a strong man in his tent, Dianjun, with a pair of iron halberds weighing [-] jin.

Cao Cao took another look at the iron halberd. Eighty catties is a bit exaggerated, but there are more than 60 catties.

What about Guo Jiaren?When you come out to soak in the hot springs, your home will stay close to your left and right, fire and theft, and your lord?

At this time, there was a splash of water, and Dian Wei came out wearing only a small-nosed jacket (equivalent to large underpants) all over his body.This fellow was eight feet tall, with a waist circumference of four feet, like a hill, with bushy legs, more than two inches long, Cao Cao almost poked his eyes.

Guo Jia's generals are all top-notch, the handsome ones are very handsome, such as Zhao Yun, and the ugly ones are very ugly, such as Dian Wei.

Cao Cao: I also want to take this Dian Wei for my own use, but Guo Jia's people are hard to win over. Although Zhao Ang and Zhao Yun have accepted official positions, they usually still regard themselves as Guo Jia's family generals.

He proposed to let Dian Wei go to his account as a captain, but without accident, he was resolutely rejected.

Cao Cao was not annoyed when he was rejected, but felt that Dian Wei was a loyal man, and admired him even more: "The weapons used by a strong man are double halberds, and their martial arts must be extraordinary. What do you usually do in Fengxiao Mansion?"

Dian Wei smirked: "Eat and drink, Mr. Xiu Mu, just think of some new recipes, let the cook try to make them, and I will be in charge of tasting."

Cao Cao smiled: "Eating and drinking all day, what future can there be? Go to war with Gu, and become a general after meritorious deeds."

Dian Wei: "My mother and the people in the village starved to death. I heard from a scholar that Zhou Yafu was made a marquis. He was a general when he went to war, and he was a prime minister when he returned to the court. In the end, he starved to death. Deng Tong was the emperor's male favorite. The emperor Give him a copper mountain, he can make money at will, he is the richest in the whole country, but he still starves to death in the end, because they are not smart enough. I want to follow Mr. Guo, he is a smart person, his food is delicious, follow him won't go hungry."

This kind of pursuit is no one else, Cao Cao is speechless: When Emperor Jing Liu Qi was in power, a generation of famous officials Zhou Yafu was wronged and imprisoned. For the sake of dignity, he died on a hunger strike. You are talking nonsense, be careful that he cheats on the corpse and hits you with a coffin board. ...Deng Tong has nothing to say, he is really a fool who was imprisoned to starve to death as soon as the emperor who loved him died.

However, the delicacies of the Guo Mansion are indeed extraordinary. Cao Cao sent the cook to the kitchen of Guo Jia's Mansion, and followed him to learn for three months. After returning, the food he prepared was delicious and beautiful.It is said that everyone does this.

The third day of the hot spring vacation is the winter solstice day, cloudy and light snow.

Starting from the winter solstice, officials have a long holiday, the army is on standby in the camp, business travel is closed, frontier fortresses are closed, and the people visit relatives and friends, and give each other food.

There is no custom of eating dumplings or Yuanxiao delicacies during the winter solstice these days, and even such food as Yuanxiao does not appear.Dumplings and wontons have already appeared, and they are usually called "flat food".

On the day of the winter solstice, in order to get rid of the cold, people with conditions usually cook mutton.It is said that Liu Bang, the great ancestor, felt cold on the day of the winter solstice. After drinking a bowl of hot mutton soup, he felt warm and delicious, and he was full of praise for the mutton soup.So the folks followed suit one after another, and every winter solstice, they would stew mutton.

Guo Jia brought the cook here, intending to be nostalgic for a while, and invite everyone to taste dumplings and Lantern Festival to celebrate the winter solstice.Guo’s servants started preparations many days in advance. They piled up wood in the cellar, sprayed water regularly to grow mushrooms, and soaked a batch of bean sprouts.

In Shenshi, a group of middle-aged and middle-aged people gathered in the side hall. On the food table in front of everyone, there was a plate of fried dumplings, a plate of cold bean sprouts, a plate of sauce and vinegar dipped in dumplings, a plate of fried fish balls with mushrooms and chili, and a bowl of lamb. Soup, a small bowl of fermented glutinous glutinous rice dumplings, is a small sesame seed dumplings, dotted with red wolfberries, sweet and beautiful, with a unique flavor.

In the main hall, these snacks are also on the dining tables of the gentlemen.

Although this is the first time I have seen Yuanxiao, it is not so rare to eat a few more bites, after all, my own cook can also imitate it.It is the fresh vegetables and mushrooms that appear in the winter, which amazed everyone.

In this season when the only vegetarian dishes are dried vegetables and mushrooms, they actually ate bean sprouts and silver plate mushrooms!You know, it should take at least another month before the bean sprouts will grow in the field.

There are also silver plate mushrooms, which are not the kind of rotten mushrooms that are shipped all the way from the south, but every spring and autumn, after the rain, only a few catties of wild mushrooms can be picked in the wild with good luck. Mushrooms are delicious, commonly known as "small silver plates", and the market price is similar to that of sterling silver plates. They are a kind of tribute.

Snowflakes are still falling outside the window, how can there be bean sprouts and silver plate mushrooms?

At this moment, many people even thought of the rumors in teahouses and restaurants: Guo Fengxiao had learned spells and was able to pinch and count.

When they heard this rumor for the first time, they almost laughed out loud.

Which of Cao Cao's confidantes and advisers didn't see the details, as if they could predict the future?Which big family doesn't have many people who grow flowers and plants?Flowers and plants planted indoors do not wither in winter, and it is common for flowers to bloom out of season.There are also some exotic flowers and plants, which can withstand the severe cold, which are rare and strange for those comedians who tell stories.

But now, they also suspect that Guo Jia has some special abilities.

Wan Qian: "Isn't it true that 'Guo Fengxiao meets an immortal in Lishan Mountain, Zuo Xianweng ascends to the altar to pray for rain'?"

Cheng Yu: "I heard that Feng Xiao was also present when Mr. Wu Jiao prayed for rain for the villagers."

Guo Jia: "..." Accidentally got involved with the demon Zuo Ci, it was too difficult for him.Do you want to write a volume of "Guidelines for Greenhouse Vegetable Cultivation" to prove yourself and draw a line with the quack? .

It's not the first time Xun Yu and Xi Fan have eaten these things in winter, and they probably know how to germinate them, so they just smiled and said nothing.

Cao Cao stared straight at Guo Jia in a daze. This man always has some strange methods and can come up with all kinds of new gadgets.

Before the banquet was about to end, half-children who were dining in the side hall came to visit their parents and elders one after another.

After Sima Yi saluted everyone, he played a shoot-and-shoot game with Guo Jia.It attracted many people to watch.

These two are masters in this way. An empty water bowl (a container for holding water) is used to hold all kinds of unexpected small objects upside down, playing various tricks.

It was Guo Jia's turn to do divination again, and the copper coins were turned over and landed on several tables. Guo Jia stared at the hexagram, the smile on his face froze suddenly, and disappeared completely in an instant. He glanced at Sima Yi lightly, and walked away.

Everyone was at a loss, unable to figure out why Guo Jia, who had always been easy-going and had no taboos, suddenly left without saying a word.

Xi Yan glanced at the hexagram, and it was a Gu hexagram, one of the 64 hexagrams in the "Book of Changes". "Gu" can be extended to medicine, implying that the parents left a mess.

This really happened to touch Guo Jia's sore spot, Guo's father really left a mess.Guo Jia has always been regretful in her heart, secretly resenting that she hadn't stopped Guo's mother from taking pills earlier, Guo's mother was still very young when she passed away.And Guo Jia himself hates taking medicine the most.

It's not good for Sima Yi to withhold something, but to withhold medicine.Xi Yan put away the copper coins and sighed softly.

Xun Yu opened the water bowl and found a red elixir underneath, frowning slightly.

Hu Zhao saw that there seemed to be some unpleasantness between his disciples and friends, so he hurriedly chased after Guo Jia, but Guo Jia walked very fast and left him far away, and he couldn't catch up for a while.