Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

The storyteller replied with a smile: "I will tell you, to tell you the truth, Yingchuan Guo Fengxiao, that is a clear stream in the field of love and moon, I can say that he will not carry the same pattern for three days and three nights."

Guo Jia: Are you in conflict with "three"?

Dian Wei's eating and drinking slowed down.

These days, there is no such profession as a storyteller, so the storyteller in the teahouse should be regarded as a comedian. The profession of a comedian has some similarities with later generations of storytelling artists and cross talk actors. They all eat with one mouth.

I saw the storyteller stroking the duli wooden ruler about two inches wide and seven inches long in his hand, and slapped the ruler on the table again.

There was a "pop", and the whole room was silent.

"It is said that there was a town of Guo in Yangzhai, Yingchuan. He supported the emperor to ascend the throne, and he was named a marquis and worshiped his prime minister. He was so beautiful for a while, and he was named Dingyinghou. However, the descendants of Dingyinghou were unworthy and lost their hereditary titles...to get Guo Fengxiao He was born in a poor family and relied on the help of his clan to complete his studies, but he did not study well. At the age of thirteen or fourteen, he started hanging out among brothels and restaurants, known as the first wave of Yingchuan..."

Guo Jia: Bah, these words are too nonsense, Guo Zhen, that is Guo Tu's ancestor, the relationship with him is negligible, really good, even the ancestor admitted his mistake.

Besides, Dingying Hou Guozhen has no offspring, his two sons are brother and brother Gong, the elder brother wants to give up the title to his younger brother, so he runs away from home, and has not heard from him for many years, and the younger brother has no choice but to inherit the title. Soon it was passed on to the elder brother's son.In the end, the deeds of the two brothers moved heaven and earth, mainly because they touched the emperor. The two brothers were named marquis together, and there were three marquises in one family.

Surrounded by the fragrance of tea, the storyteller is still talking nonsense: "It is said that Guo Fengxiao spent a lot of money to enter the embroidery pavilion of Puyang Huakui and the girl in red. He is different from those vulgar people. Just teach the beauty to open her vermilion lips, suck her ten fingers one by one, and said with a smile: "You can write a book if you have a lingering fragrance in your hand!" Immediately, she swiped the paper and wrote ten thousand characters Ping Yuan Ce. reading……"

Guo Jia was picking up a fish ball, but being babbled by the storyteller, his hand shook, the fish ball slipped, bounced on the food table, and rolled to the side of the dish before getting stuck.

It was Zuo Ci who spent a lot of money, this stinky Taoist priest lived in Guo's mansion, borrowed Guo Jia's car, and picked up a dozen girls from Yancui Tower, there was indeed a red dress among them, I don't know if it's the oiran...

Guo Jia has never written anything about Ping Yuan Ce. The volume of "Garrison Strategy" was indeed written in the Suicui Building. In order to reduce the mistakes in the book, he visited several generals and disturbed others' rest. He felt sorry, so , Guo Jia invited those generals to the brothel to drink flower wine.Waiting for all the generals to enter the embroidery pavilion with the girl they like, to spend the spring night, Guo Jia lights up the silver candles, and the red sleeves study ink to write books at night.

Xi Fan was amused, and wanted to give some money to the comedian who told the story, but he reached out and touched it, but it was empty, and the money bag was lost at some point.Xi Yan frowned slightly, the child who bumped into him just now, could it be a thief?

He coughed lightly in embarrassment: "Feng Xiao, my purse is gone."

Guo Jia instantly remembered: the little boy who bumped Zhicai into a stagger and ran away in a panic just now!He thought that the little boy panicked because he bumped into a decent-looking person...

Guo Jia: "It's okay, Zhicai treats guests, and Jia's payment is the same."

The storyteller became more and more out of tune.

"It was night, and the girl in red was walking on the moonlight, and had a tryst with her lover. She accidentally stepped on the water after the rain, and her shoes and socks were all soaked. She simply took off her shoes and socks and walked barefoot. The seven-foot-long purple silk scarf was cut into two pieces with one sword, and presented to the woman in red to wrap her jade feet..."

Xi Yan suddenly choked on the tea, covered his lips lightly, and coughed.

Dian Wei looked at Guo Jia with a strange expression.

Guo Jia Fu forehead: Hell, seven feet long sweat towel, who would use such a long sweat towel?It's too long to hang yourself!God damn the girl in red, the person who walked together that day and stepped into the puddle is a talented actress in women's clothing!

The specific situation is this: Guo Jia saw Xi Zhicai in military uniform and suggested that he wear a mask.So they went to the Qiwu Pavilion in Puyang City together.Xi Zhicai chose a silver seven-star fox mask and a purple gold Chiyou ghost mask from a pile of exquisite masks.

It happened to be raining that day, and they stayed in the Pavilion of Strange Things to shelter from the rain, before Xi Zhi went to the private room to take off his armor and put on women's clothes.On the spur of the moment, Guo Jia imitated Tang makeup of later generations, and used vermilion lipstick to paint plum blossoms on Xi Zhicai's eyebrows.

The air is fresh after the rain, just after mid-autumn, and the bright moon is in the sky. Two friends are walking together. Xi Zhicai teases Guo Jialang for his backache. The bag was filled with muddy water, so he simply took off his shoes. Guo Jia thought that he would go out with the army tomorrow, fearing that Xi Zhi would catch a cold, so he drew his sword and cut off the hem of the straight train of his dark clothes, let him use it to bind his feet, and helped him back home.

The guests in the teahouse booed one after another, or offered money or gifts, and wanted to listen to the follow-up.

Storyteller: "So the man fell in love with his concubine and hugged each other under the lamp. Guo Fengxiao took out ten pearls and gave them to the woman in red as a dowry...The woman in red is tactful and joyful, her fat is congealed and fragrant, her hairpin is messy, her eyebrows are shy and shy, Gently push Lang: Wenjun has always been very lucky, even if he pretends to be obedient, graceful and graceful, and flatters his heart, I don't know how long it will be good? Then Guo Fengxiao went crazy on his pillow and joked: Since ancient times, people who have bowed their waists to flatter and flatter the powerful, how often Like crucian carp crossing the river, they are all ordinary people. Unlike me, a prodigal son who only bows down for beauties, you can come whenever you want..."

The girl in red asked: Will she be let down by her lover Bo Xing in the future?Guo Fengxiao's reply "as long as you want" is a pun. When you want to moles the beautiful woman tonight, how long do you want him to serve in the future, the tea guests in the hall laughed.

Guo Jia turned his head and joked: "Zhicai, do you hear that, you surrender to the ten-dhu pearl."

Xi Yan split the saucer in half with bare hands, threw half of it, and smashed it into Guo Jia's arms, his gaze was as sharp as a knife: "Who surrendered? Say it again?"

Guo Jia: "I surrender, knights spare my life~"

Dian Wei looked at Mr. Guo and then at Mr. Xi, feeling as if he had discovered something extraordinary.

The storyteller came forward with a lacquer tray to ask for a reward: "The rich will give you a money market, and the poor will give you a personal game."

Xi Yan: Giving a reward is impossible, everyone has the desire to make trouble.

Guo Jia put a handful of five baht coins on the lacquer plate, and said as calmly as possible: "Well, Guo Fengxiao was born in Yangdi Guo's offshoot, and his ancestors have not been enshrined as marquises for eighteen generations. Don't be in the same clan, it's not good. .” Other things can be ignored, except that the ancestors can’t make mistakes.

Storyteller: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. If you're not a nephew, can Guo Gongfang (Guo Xi) protect you like an eyeball?"

Guo Jia fully experienced the hardships of the war against Yuan Shu this time.

Chasing Yuan Shu three times, the farthest time, he and Xi Fan led the vanguard to drive Yuan Jun away, and traveled 110 miles. This should be the limit of the infantry, and when the soldiers were resting, he and Xi Fan had to continue to hold on , Playing to appease the local officials and people, he handles military affairs.

Yuan Shu's army completely collapsed under such consumption.Guo Jia can be sure: the remaining soldiers under Yuan Shu's command will never have the courage to fight Cao Jun again in this life.

However, Guo Jia also paid a small price. After riding for a long time, his back hurts, the skin on the inner thighs is worn out, and he often bleeds. He still has to maintain a good mental outlook and a calm demeanor in front of others.Most of the soldiers were looking at him.

Guo Jia can never show negative states such as pain and fatigue in the army, because he is one of the souls of this army and the spiritual pillar of many people who are about to lose their hold.

He has to hold on.

It is estimated that the situation of Xi'an is similar, they both tacitly agreed, and neither of them mentioned it.

It wasn't until he came out of the teahouse in Juancheng and lived in the residential house specially arranged by Cao Cao sympathetic to his subordinates that Guo Jia closed the door and the cat was in the bedroom. : "In the official history, Boss Cao and the two think tanks in charge of military affairs all died short-lived. I bet they must have died from overwork!"

Already able to see the ancient city of Puyang standing in the shadow of the sun from a distance under the sky.

On the day of the triumphant return of the army, there was no drum music and no welcome crowd.At the end of the vision, you can see more than 20 small black dots. The black dots are getting closer and bigger, and they are the staff of the State Shepherd's Mansion.

Xun Yu's ceremony to welcome Cao Cao was very simple, far less lively than the last time when Wan Qian led hundreds of Yanzhou officials.

However, no one was dissatisfied, because Xun Yu personally went out to meet him for twenty miles, and brought food to comfort the three armies.And very considerately considering that they are tired from the journey and miss their families, they arranged the celebration banquet for tomorrow's Shenshi.

This means: Everyone can go home first and get a good night's rest.It can be said that the reception was very attentive and affordable.

Guo Jia was exposed to the cold wind for half a day, and his face and fingers were already frozen.

He took the wine bag from Xun Yu, twisted it several times without opening it, and finally Xun Yu opened the wine bag for him.

Guo Jia raised his head and took a few sips of strong wine. The hot liquid burned from his throat all the way to his heart, and spread to every sense organ, warming his whole body.

The wine was still warm!

At this time, Guo Jia's nose, which had been frozen to the point of strike, gradually regained his sense of smell, and the aroma on the wine bag was very strong. Obviously it was wrapped in Xun Yu's arms that made it so fragrant, and it was still warm when it was handed over to him.

This temperature goes straight to the bottom of my heart.

Guo Jia lowered his voice: "Wen Ruo, I want to promise you with my body."

Xun Yu is not lustful, but Guo Jia is the only one.That night, he blocked Guo Jia in the bedroom, "Feng Xiao, are you asleep?"

Guo Jia cheated: "I'm already asleep, don't come over."

Xun Yu secretly laughed: "If I remember correctly, you just said in the afternoon that you want to make a promise with your body?"

"I don't have any impression, maybe it's... a gaffe after drinking?" Guo Jia was moved at the time, but now he just wanted to have selective amnesia and sleep with his head covered. The couch is simply not too comfortable.

Xun Yu had already heard the embellished version of "Guo Fengxiao Chasing Yuan Shu Three Times", and knew that Guo Jia needed to rest.

He just wanted to check on the man, to make sure he was okay.

Sitting quietly on the side of the couch for a while, Xun Yu gently tucked the quilt for Guo Jia, was about to turn off the lights, and exit the room, but saw a small spot of stain on Guo Jia's dirty clothes, like bloodstains.

The author has something to say: Note: The Girl in Red In Chapter 57, Zuo Ci shows the girl in red.Fish balls are said to be a delicacy invented during the Qin Shihuang period.Huatian is said to have been invented in the Southern Dynasties and prevailed in the Tang Dynasty.Guo Jia just imitated the popular plum blossom makeup in Tang Dynasty on a whim, please don't research it.