Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

At this time, Guo Jia suddenly heard a strange voice, a bit like someone talking softly and humming coquettishly in Susu.

Guo Jia sounds so embarrassed, his bones are brittle, the problem is that he is the only one in this room.For a moment, he couldn't figure out the source of the sound, nor did he understand it, until the strange sound repeated again.

He suddenly turned around and looked at the green parrot on the horizontal shelf, the corners of his eyes twitched, this stinky bird, why not learn from him, beg for mercy like him?That's what he said last night?Are there burrows?He wants to drill.

Guo Jia raised his eyebrows: "Little thing, you can't make this sound again, believe it or not, I stewed you?"

The parrot tilted its head, chirped, and began to imitate a slightly hoarse voice: "Well, it will be fine in a while~"

This parrot actually imitated Xun Yu, and it also had a panting dubbing. Guo Jia was not very good at all.

Guo Jia left a note for Xun Yu: I came to visit suddenly yesterday, but I actually wanted to say: I only listen to ditties when I go to the brothel, nothing more out of the ordinary.

Please keep Jia's private collection "Xun Yiyi" in a safe place.

Attachment: The diabolo will be returned to its original owner, and the general will conquer Yuan Shu in the south soon, and the army can play this to relieve boredom.

Guo Jia quietly returned to the mansion, before entering the house, he heard the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras playing some popular little tunes in the brothel.He stepped into the front yard in a low-key manner, and a strong and pungent smell of powder came over his face, and more than a dozen lovers circled around Zuo Ci laughing and joking.

The old Taoist's eyes were covered with a scarlet handkerchief, and his arms stretched out flat, relying on sounds and other movements to catch those tricks, having a great time.

This scene looked a bit like the blind man's game of later generations, but soon, Guo Jia discovered something different.

Zuo Ci groped forward and slowly took two steps forward, then accelerated suddenly, and walked quickly into a group of warblers and swallows.

As if he could see it, he grabbed the most eye-catching girl in red, and then whistled triumphantly, tore off the embroidered handkerchief covering his eyes, and with an inscrutable expression, said: "This Little lady, the horns of the sun and the moon are shining on your forehead, your Yintang is ruddy, and your eyes are full of peach blossoms. The condition of the elders in the family has improved, and the star of the red luan is approaching, and the happy event is near."

The girl was stunned for a moment, and pinched her sleeves shyly, "What is the Red Luan Star? I don't understand, but my mother's illness has indeed improved recently. The Taoist priest is really a fortune teller!"

Guo Jia, who was on the sidelines: "..." Look at the looks, you are so old, you insist on using the name of looking at the looks to eat tofu with the slender hand of a beautiful girl.

Zuo Ci's face was red, and he turned a blind eye to Guo Jia.They only pick out young ladies, beautiful and ugly, tall and short, fat and thin, and don't leave any behind. They will divination for the female creatures in the yard one by one, and even take advantage of them.

Guo Jia was very curious about physiognomy, but he couldn't stand it. When those hairpin skirts and Fendai saw him, they approached him one after another, looking like they were going to surround him. The most daring girl among them was already holding an embroidered handkerchief and was about to stuff it into his arms, so he could only smile politely. All at once, avoiding without a trace, without squinting, walked through the vestibule and walked towards the main courtyard.

Unexpectedly, after a while, Zuo Ci put aside the pile of makeup and caught up with him from behind, "Little Lang, you are so prudish, judging by the tenderness in your brows and eyes, it is clear that you have just experienced the cloud and rain in Wushan all night, and you are enjoying it."

Guo Jia: Can you see this too?I have a sentence "your uncle's", I don't know if I should say it?

He gave Zuo Ci a hard look: "Old man, you taught that parrot to read love poems?"

Zuo Ci looked at his face, guessed what kind of moth the parrot had caused, and smirked to put the relationship aside: "How can the poor man know how to read poetry? Even if he could, he didn't have much time to spare. It was the parrot who was so gifted that he accompanied the poor man to seek flowers and ask willows. Listen to what you will."

Guo Jia rolled his eyes: he is still self-taught, ha ha.

Guo Jia placed the parrot in the study and told the chief steward, Chen Liang, to feed the bird himself, and not to feed it to others.

The former Xiaoshu Tong Chenliang is now the chief steward of the Guo Mansion.

Guo Jia didn't marry a wife, and he was easy-going by nature, and he belonged to the patriarch who was easy to serve.Therefore, Chen Liang is in charge of all the affairs of the inner house, he says what he says in the house, and lives a happy life that many other housekeepers can't envy.

But this is only a superficial phenomenon. In fact, the chief steward of Guo's mansion is not so easy to handle. He knows what things can be handled at will and what things are taboo.

Some things, such as Zuo Jian's alchemy, Zuo Ci's advocacy of tricks, etc., Guo Jia doesn't care, and Guo Jia is even pampering the guests.But some things, such as all conversations that take place within the second door, cannot be passed on.For example, there are two study rooms, the one used by Guo Jia privately, only he can go in and clean it, and nothing with writing is allowed to flow out.

Previously, there was a big manager who mistakenly thought that Guo Jia was a young man who could be bullied, enriched his own pockets, and let gossip spread in the inner house. expire.

These days, the life and death of servants is completely decided by the master, and there are not a few dandies who beat servants to death when they are in a bad mood. It is already a very rare blessing to meet such a reasonable master as Guo Jia.

Therefore, Guo Jia seemed to say it casually, but Chen Liang didn't dare to be careless.He immediately ran to the kitchen to beg for some grain, chopped a grape, and went to the study to feed the parrot.

While feeding and feeding, Chen Liang was accidentally pecked by the parrot's curved beak, and retracted his hand in pain.

The parrot let out an obscene manly laugh: "Little lady, don't hide, hee hee."

Chen Liang: "...I've seen too many frivolous prodigal sons, but I didn't expect there to be prodigals."

Today is a special day. After Cao Cao held the swearing-in ceremony, he led a group of staff to parade on the top of the city.

Except for Xiahou Dun, who needed to inspect Puyang's defense, and Zhao Ang, who was stationed in Dongjun to protect the farmland, all the generals gathered under Puyang City to perform military exercises.

Thanks to Yu Du, the porter of the black bandit, Cao Cao led his troops to the expedition last time, and the supplies he captured were enough to feed an army of [-].Many generals thought that Cao Cao would expand his army, but he didn't.

Not only did they not recruit strong men, but they have been streamlining soldiers.Of the 30 Qingzhou soldiers who surrendered before, after strict screening, only 5 were left in the end. Those who were not selected were sent to Dongjun County to be incorporated into civilian household registration.

Of the 5 people left, 3 of them had undergone rigorous training by Guo Jia, Xia Houyuan, and Cao Chun a few months ago, and became the most elite infantry field force in Yanzhou, which was renamed Qingzhou Battalion.The remaining 2 people were transferred to the city defense force, and received professional city defense training according to the "Garrison Strategy" written by Guo Jia after he harassed six or seven generals.

The generals who were harassed by him not only did not complain, but were proud of it. The generals who were not consulted all held back their energy and planned to beat Yuan Shu hard, so that Mr. Guo would look at him with admiration.

Immediately afterwards, the equipment and weapons of all soldiers have been upgraded by a big step, and the salary of the soldiers has doubled. However, while the salary has been improved, the military law and military discipline have also become stricter. Every soldier must follow orders and prohibit them. Heads will fall.

Therefore, when the officials of Yanzhou, big and small, followed Cao Cao to the top of the city, at a glance, they were all mighty troops, neatly formed, and tens of thousands of soldiers below the city, with bright armor and shining swords and halberds, which shocked the mind.

Those officials who had already made up their minds to surrender when Yuan Shu's [-]th army approached were a little timid.

Especially when Cao Cao raised his hand, tens of thousands of soldiers below shouted in unison: "We must win! We must win!" The deafening chorus went straight to the sky.

Cao Cao said in high spirits: "I have the intention to send troops from Yanzhou, drive Yuan Gonglu (Yuan Shu) out of Chenliu, and expand the land of Yuzhou. What do you think?"

This is the villain's scheming, no matter what the lords think, Cao Cao will fight Yuan Shu, but he deliberately asked out, forcing the officials of Yanzhou to express their opinions on the spot: Yuan Shu and I, which side are you going to stand on?

Neither Xun Yu nor Xi Fan made a sound. Cao Shijun's question was obviously testing the local gentry in Yanzhou.

Wan Qian: "With such elite soldiers, why should Yuan Shu be troubled?"

Mao Jie and Cheng Yu: "I wish to do the work of a dog and a horse."

The rest of the crowd said, "I'm willing to listen to Cao Shijun's orders." Cao Cao's soldiers are all around the city, who dares to expressly disagree?

Cough cough, there are really people who dare, Chen Gong said bluntly: "Chen Liu naturally wants to defend, just drive Yuan Shu out of Yanzhou. My lord, as a Han minister, how can he go to war and invade the land of Yuzhou?"

Cao Cao stared at Chen Gong with unkind eyes: Look at your words, Yuan Shu can hit me, but I can't hit Yuan Shu?I'm not a dog who specializes in guarding Yanzhou!

Chen Gong was a little uncomfortable being stared at, but he was always upright, ignored Cao Cao's attitude, and continued: "Besides, Yanzhou has just settled down, and the people's livelihood is dying.

The scene suddenly turned cold, the soldiers below the city were still shouting slogans in turn, but the city was strangely silent, most of the officials pretended to be deaf and dumb, and dared not fart.

Cao Cao had a stern face and serious eyes. When everyone thought he was about to get angry, he suddenly laughed out loud, "Gongtai (Chen Gong) is right. Yuzhou cannot be obtained overnight. The most urgent thing is to govern it first." Good Yanzhou. Come here, Gongtai speaks out and gives six bolts of silk."

Chen Gong cupped his hands in thanks, sweat dripping down his back.He thought that "Come here" followed by "Push out and behead".

Cao Cao looked around the crowd and suddenly asked, "Why didn't Feng Xiao come?"

Xun Yu stood silently, as if he didn't hear.Things like Dianmao Ji attendance are not under his control. Fengxiao is asking for leave but not absenteeism, so nothing will happen.

Joy: Feng Xiao's physique of being caught whenever he is absent is still the same as before.

The small official in charge of attendance came out and said: "Guo is not feeling well, please take a day off."

Cao Cao: "... Are you sick again?"

The little official secretly took a peek at Wan Qian, and said hesitantly: "Yesterday, all the dozen or so girls in the Suicui House were picked up by Guo's carriage, and they didn't come back overnight. Maybe Guo Zong is not sick, but wandering around in the deserted flowers. official business."

Cao Cao's complexion suddenly became cloudy and uncertain.

Xun Yu: I didn’t return overnight, which means last night, and I was with you last night!He was about to speak, but he was secretly pulled away by Xi Fan, so Xun Yu looked at the little official solemnly, and thought to himself: You must call someone a prodigal son, you are so stupid!Still want to make trouble with this?