Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

When the rain fell from the sky, Zuo Ci, who prayed for rain for the villagers, was immediately descended to earth as a living god.In the small village, no matter the gentry or the head of Guizhou, regardless of the damp and muddy ground, they knelt down to worship Zuo Ci in the rain, with a fanatical and pious attitude, and even though their clothes were covered with mud, they didn't even notice it.

These alchemists who heal people and pray for rain have even stronger influence among the people than the government.There is a great virtuous teacher Zhang Jiao Fushui to cure diseases, and the incident of the Yellow Turban Uprising is used as a lesson for the past. People like Zuo Ci and Yu Ji will be regarded as huge hidden dangers. How can the princes dare to let them move around?

Guo Jia: No wonder Sun Ce decided to kill Yu Ji despite everyone's dissuasion.Cao Cao also wanted to kill Zuo Ci again and again.

He tried to recall the mystical novel "Biography of Zuo Ci" recorded in "Book of the Later Han Dynasty".

The content is roughly like this: Zuo Ci once attended a banquet held by Sikong Cao Cao. During the banquet, Cao Cao looked around at the guests and said: "Today, there are a lot of distinguished guests in the high hall, and all kinds of delicacies are basically prepared. The only thing missing is Wu Di Songjiang. The sea bass roti."

As soon as the words fell, Zuo Ci, who was sitting at the bottom, said, "What's so difficult about this? Bass are easy to get." He asked the waiter to bring a copper plate, fill it with clean water, tie a bait with a bamboo pole, and fish in the copper plate for a while. , and caught a lively perch.

All the guests present were amazed by Zuo Ci's alchemy.Cao Cao clapped his palms and laughed loudly, and said: "One fish cannot be enjoyed by all the gentlemen at the banquet, can you get some more?"

Zuo Ci nodded, changed the bait, lowered the rod and sank the hook into the copper basin, after a while, he caught several three-foot-long perch, all fresh and lovely.

Afterwards, Cao Cao continued to explore, for example: to eat sea bass with ginger, Cao Cao asked Zuo Ci to fetch ginger, and by the way, informed his subordinate whose coordinates were located in central Sichuan, and asked that subordinate to buy more Er Duan (the Er Duan is Bazhang) Brocade in Shu.

Shuzhong is thousands of miles away from Xu, but at the banquet, Cao Cao had just finished speaking, and Zuo Ci came back with ginger from Shu in a short while.Several months passed in a blink of an eye, and in the second year, the subordinate Cao Cao sent to Shuzhong to purchase Shu brocade returned to Xudu. When Cao Cao asked, this subordinate really met Zuo Ci in Shuzhong, and according to Zuo Ci's instructions, he returned to Xudu. Asked to buy more brocades, the quantity and time can be matched with Cao Cao's request on the day of the banquet, and it fits very well.

Zuo Ci passed all the tests perfectly.Cao Cao was afraid of this monster.

One day, on a whim, Cao Cao went to the suburbs for a visit. Hundreds of scholar-bureaucrats accompanied him. Zuo Ci greeted them in the suburbs with a bottle of gourd wine and a pound of dried meat.After more than 100 scholar-bureaucrats had eaten and drank enough, Zuo Ci could still pour good wine from that small wine gourd.

Cao Cao felt that it was strange, so he sent someone to investigate the matter. The officials who investigated the case visited wine shops and butcher shops in the city, and found that when Cao Cao went on an outing yesterday, the wine and meat stored in these shops were lost for no reason.

This was an unintentional sharing of the loot with the thief. Cao Cao was very upset. When he was hosting a banquet, he sent troops to arrest Zuo Ci on the spot and put him in prison for more than 20 days. He didn't even give him food. This monster is alive and well Yes, before Cao Cao gave the order to kill him, he suddenly retreated into the wall and disappeared!

Later, Zuo Ci's arrest warrants were pasted at the gates of the government offices, offering high rewards.Someone saw Zuo Ci in the market and went to arrest him. Suddenly, all the people in the market turned into Zuo Ci's appearance, and it was impossible to tell who was who.

Later, someone met Zuo Ci on the top of Yangcheng Mountain and chased him again. Zuo Ci ran into the sheep and disappeared on the spot.At this time, Cao Cao realized that he could not catch Zuo Ci, so he ordered his subordinates to stand among the sheep, and declared: "Mr. Cao will not kill you again. What I did before was just to test your Taoism."

Suddenly, an old goat bent the knees of its two front legs, stood up, and said, "Why do we bother each other so embarrassingly?"

Cao Cao's subordinates rushed forward, scrambling to catch the old goat.However, in the blink of an eye, all the hundreds of sheep in the flock turned into old sheep, all bent their front legs, stood up like a human, and sighed: "Why bother each other so embarrassing!

This time, no one knew which sheep to catch.

Such a miraculous joke, it actually appeared in serious history books, no wonder some people think that it is good to just read the history books, and they are stupid if they take everything seriously.

Guo Jia glanced at Zuo Ci on the high platform, and pulled Zuo Jian's sleeve, "Mr. Zuo, do you know Taoism? For example, piercing through walls, or just take a gourd with heaven and earth in it, and pour it into several large tanks of wine." Dissatisfied, or can you fish with a copper pan filled with water?"

Zuo Jian looked strange, and poked his forehead with the back of his hand, "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense? You also believe those illusions are real?"

Guo Jia: "Illusion?"

Zuo Jian: "People in the world like seeing is believing. In fact, the eyes are the most easily deceived things, such as the wall penetration technique. You see me walking towards the wall and then disappearing. Could it be that I really passed through the wall? I just lied to you." Pass your eyes, hide in places where your eyes can't reach. It's not difficult to hide from everyone's perception, and most illusions are like this."

Ever since Guo Jia knew Xiu Yu, he knew that there is indeed some kind of mysterious power in this world, and he always likes to think in a mysterious and mysterious direction when encountering problems.

After all, it has to be discussed: Fuxi, Shennong, Yandi, Huangdi, Yao, Shun, Yu, etc., all once worshiped heaven in Mount Tai.The Underworld on Mount Tai where Xiu lived was conferred by the emperor of the world.

It is said that Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty, went to Mount Tai to enshrine Zen. This old man had no achievements that were unprecedented or unprecedented, and he carved a large monument of merit, which made the emperor of Mount Tai feel ashamed of him. Later, Xiu Yu couldn't stand it and erased it The writing on the stone tablet.

Zuo Jian's technique of breathing and breathing has a remarkable effect on keeping the face. According to him, he can also look inside the meridian, which is mysterious enough.

Guo Jia despised himself, even Zuo Jian, an alchemist who practiced alchemy every day to seek longevity, was explaining alchemy with scientific principles.Zuo Ci's method of praying for rain can be regarded as the pioneer of artificial rainfall.He, a good young man from later generations, is so ignorant and misinterprets Taoism.

Sure enough, top alchemists, such as Zhang Heng, Zuo Ci, and Zuo Jian, all possess some kind of scientific knowledge that transcends the times.And top scientists, such as Newton, will always fall into the arms of theology or metaphysics unexpectedly.

If you don't study hard, you can't even be a magic stick.

"Then Mr. Zuo knows illusion?"

"I know a little bit. If you are interested, young master, you can let your younger brother perform illusions. He is the most proficient in this way."

Guo Jia was in high spirits, and learned a very simple illusion from Zuo Ci: Throwing Flowers into Birds.

The effect of this illusion is not "illusion" at all, it is similar to the ordinary magic of later generations.It is to throw a flower, and the flower turns into a bird and flies away in mid-air.Guo Jia picked up a small dark red stone, threw it back and forth with the willow branches, practiced it casually a dozen times, and he was able to act decently.

He originally wanted to show Xun Yu this trick, but Bo Jun smiled.However, seeing the illusion props sent by Zuo Ci, chrysanthemums and green parrots.

Guo Jia was silent for a moment, and asked, "Why is it chrysanthemum?" Although chrysanthemum doesn't have any other meaning these days, he was still a little embarrassed.

Zuo Ci looked at Guo Jia with the eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped: "My lord, at this time of year, the frost has started to fall, only the chrysanthemums."