Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

The young man with a tender face, pretending to be vicious, staring at his eyes, and puffed up is quite cute. Guo Jia couldn't help but raise his hand to pinch his face, and smiled: "How old is he, and he is still with objects." Can you make it through?"

Before he finished speaking, Guo Jia felt his waist suddenly tightened, and then loosened again. The belt was roughly torn away by Cao Ang, and it turned into a purple flame in his hands, which burned out in an instant, and even a little bit flew away. There was no ash left.

Guo Jia: I take back my comment just now, this guy is not so cute now, he is really fierce.

Ahem, even the couch has been changed. It was a simple camp couch before, which is equivalent to a broken plank.Now it is a luxury couch made of pear blossom wood with fine texture and refreshing fragrance.The silk script next to the pillow is still in place.

Guo Jia picked up the same brand-new copper teapot on the table, turned it flat, and admired the simple and mysterious patterns on it, "Xiu, it doesn't matter anything else, the camp couch must be replaced, your couch is too big and heavy, we It is possible to move the camp at any time, how can the orderly move it? It will cause trouble for others."

Cao Ang waved his hand, set up a sound barrier, grabbed Guo Jia's arm, put his head on the crook of his arm, rubbed it lightly, and said aggrievedly: "The board collapsed, so I replaced it." Actually it was He chopped it into eight pieces with his bare hands and could only be used as firewood.He hated Cao Cao's use of his right hand on that broken board... and he thought about torturing Guo Jia.

Guo Jia: Is this... not acting like a baby?

In the past, when Xiu Yu was still a chubby white crow, he often rubbed against his arm like this, his heart softened, and he decided not to pursue the matter of the couch anymore, at worst he would put this thing into his portable space when he got up every day.

Unable to figure out why Cao Ang was unhappy, Guo Jia poured a cup of tea, handed it to his lips, and said softly, "Little ancestor, come and have a cup of tea to quench the fire."

For a while, it seemed to be back in the past, the time when he pretended to be a little pet, Cao Ang drank the tea with Guo Jia's hand, and then sat on the side of the couch, watching him play with bamboo slips, review documents, and occasionally He helped cut the wick until Guo Jia was ready to wash and sleep.

Guo Jia lived in a male dormitory in his previous life, and he was used to washing and changing clothes in front of others, but this guy Cao Ang is always wicked and has thoughts about his chrysanthemums, which is a bit embarrassing.

Putting the robe on the rope casually, Guo Jia sensed the scorching gaze on his back, turned around, looked at Cao Ang helplessly, and tapped his fingers on the edge of the tub: "My lord, to be a man is to follow the rules of being a man. Don't look."

"If you don't look at it, don't look at it."

Cao Ang fell back, picked up a roll of exquisite silk books placed beside the pillow, unfolded it and covered his face.Then he discovered: Don't look at it with your eyes, just listen to the sound, the sense of smell and other senses are sharply clamoring, and it is easier to imagine things...

In order to divert his attention, he held up the silk book and looked at it against the light. After just one glance, his face turned red. This is a volume of Taoist housework with pictures.The drawing skills of the illustrations are very good, and the graceful ups and downs of the young woman's body are outlined. Through the silk, it seems that the charming style of the woman's eyebrows and eyes can be seen.

Feng Xiao actually misses spring too, watching this kind of stuff secretly.

Cao Ang put the silk book into Qiankun's sleeve, and replaced it with a scroll that looked similar but contained two men's entanglement in the room, and placed it beside his pillow.Guo Jia has a habit before going to bed. He will sit on the couch, turn on the light and hold the scroll, and read for a while before lying down.I don't know what expression he will have on his face when he sees this transferred scroll?Cao Ang is looking forward to it.

In the life of the military camp, it is rare to have a peaceful night, but there is still time to take a bath. Guo Jia quickly wiped off the water droplets on his body, put on his clothes, and sat on the bamboo mat to wipe his hair.

Cao Ang came over and brushed his long hair gently, even more considerate than Jinmo, the maid who served Guo Jia, and did not hurt him.

The eldest son is professional in smooth hair, top luxury enjoyment, worth having.

Guo Jia leaned on the table as if he had no bones, his eyes glanced at the silk book next to the pillow,

Cao Ang: "Want to read it?" It's a good habit not to release the scroll. Cao Ang stuffed the silk scroll into Guo Jia's hand and stared at him with interest.

Guo Jia slowly unfolded the silk, and watched carefully from beginning to end, without blushing or panting, and sighed very calmly: "The ancients really knew how to play."

Cao Ang: Why can you be so calm?Have no feelings for men at all?Feng Xiao, you will be able to play like this ten years later.It's a pity that he was too surprised at that time, he took a quick look, and was covered by the curtain, so he couldn't see who the man above was.Moreover, the aura of the Kunlun Mirror is exhausted, and it will take ten years to open it again, which is worrying.

He put away the sandalwood comb and hugged Guo Jia from behind.

This arm is like an iron hoop!The sudden hug was so tight that Guo Jia couldn't breathe. He grabbed Cao Ang's wrist, and before he could speak, Cao Ang relaxed a little and murmured: "Be careful of my father. Also, don't leave the jade pendant. body, the talisman array on it can protect you at critical moments."

Guo Jia was suspicious: "Be careful, my lord?"

Cao Ang was a little embarrassed, hesitated for a moment, and said, "He wants to bully you."

Guo Jia chuckled, "Am I such a bully?"

This person didn't understand what he meant at all, Cao Ang's eyes dimmed, and he threw Guo Jia down suddenly, then reached out to support him before the back of his head hit the ground, and pulled him into his arms.

Guo Jia was so dazed that he forgot to resist for a moment.

Cao Ang lowered his head and forcefully pressed a kiss on his cheek, "It's this kind of bullying, you only have so little strength, you must learn to protect yourself, don't be defenseless against everyone."

After a while, Guo Jia still didn't move, even his expression was very calm.Cao Ang really wanted to know his true inner feelings, so he repeated his old trick and used small magic to spy on his thoughts.

"My lord...how is it possible? Could it be that the women from other people's homes can no longer attract the lord's attention? Are soft girls cute or cute? Everyone is seriously ill, and they always think that I am sick..."

"Li Bai has a good saying, 'Heaven and earth are the reverse journey of all things; time and time are the passers-by of a hundred generations. But life is like a dream, how much is it for joy?' In fact, if you travel between heaven and earth, if you get together by fate, you don't have to be rigid about whether it is a man or a woman. , a pair for a lifetime, even if life is like a dream, it is still a good dream."

The next day, the military newspaper showed that Gongsun Zan had retreated [-] li and set up camp on a flat land in the lower reaches of the Pan River.

For the next half month, Gongsun Zan sent people to call for battle every day, focusing on fighting.Cao Ying relied on deep ditches and high fortifications, no matter how much the opponent shouted and scolded, he couldn't hold out.

In fact, Cao Jun won two small games, and his morale was quite high.Although infantry lacking strong bows and crossbows and backward equipment cannot compete with cavalry head-on, they can definitely engage in conspiracy and tricks such as night raids and robbing food. However, Guo Jia is nagging, persuading Cao Cao to preserve his strength and at the same time retain Gongsun Zan It is said that it will be of great use in the future.

Even with the level of Cao Cao's trust in Guo Jia, he felt that it was not reliable to defend all the time. When Cao Cao finally couldn't bear it and was about to take the initiative to attack, Gongsun Zan withdrew his troops and went back to Youzhou.

It is said that the envoy of the emperor in Chang'an, with an edict ordering Gongsun Zan to retreat, called a truce between Youzhou and Jizhou, and peace was the most important thing.Yuan Shao also personally went out to meet Baili and meet the envoys of the emperor.

Cao Cao didn't know what expression to put on to face the news.Back then, Yuan Shao took the lead in not recognizing Liu Xie as the legitimate emperor of Han.Now, Yuan Shao is using the most solemn etiquette to welcome Liu Xie, the emissary of the puppet emperor, should he slap himself in the face so hard?

Guo Jia: Guo Tu, the adviser who invited the emperor's envoy for Yuan Shao, hasn't taken any medicine recently?Brother Gongze (Guo Tu), are you really from Yuan Shao's side, not an undercover agent sent by Cao Cao?

Yuanying has been very lively recently, and the envoys of the emperor have not yet left, and Lu Bu, who was beaten out of Chang'an by Li Jue and Guo Si, also ran here.

It is said that Lu Bu originally defected to Yuan Shu first, but he has no roots and lives under the fence of others, so he insists on calling himself Yuan Shu's benefactor.

The reasoning process is roughly like this: Dong Zhuo killed the Yuan family in Luoyang City, and was Yuan Shu's great enemy.When he killed Dong Zhuo, it was tantamount to revenge for Yuan Shu, so he was Yuan Shu's long-lost father, ah bah, I was wrong, he was the great benefactor of the Yuan family.

Come on, you are a big man and everyone knows: it was Situ Wangyun who planned the whole process to kill Dong Zhuo.As for Lu Bu, who was instigated by Wang Yun, he was at most a butcher's knife in Wang Yun's hand.

Yuan Shu would like to thank, and give priority to the person holding the knife.As for the butcher knife, it would be great if it could be used.Take it as a benefactor and support it, and you can bear it for a month or two. After a long time, Yuan Shu can't stand Lv Bu who thinks he is arrogant, wants soldiers and food, and is disobedient, so he drives him away.

The days of wandering were really hard, Lu Bu felt: Yuan Shu didn't know how to be grateful, but didn't the Yuan family still have a Yuan Shao?Jizhou is so rich, it is no problem to raise a benefactor.

Anyway, without the interference of Gongsun Zan, and with the help of Cao Cao and Lu Bu, Yuan Shao finally repelled Zhang Yan from Heishan, beheaded Hu Shou, and took back Yecheng smoothly.

In a few days, we will be leaving. The whole army will return to Yanzhou, and Cao Cao will go to Yecheng for a banquet to reminisce with Yuan Shao.

Guo Jia did not attend the banquet. He searched for a lot of spices in the warehouse of Qiwu Pavilion, put them in his personal space, and then sat on the balcony on the second floor to drink tea.

Half a year ago, Guo Jia sent a letter asking Guanshi Qian from Qiwu Pavilion in Yecheng to buy saltpeter.High price, how much you have, how much you want.

The autumn sun is warm, and there are countless fine dust floating up and down in the light beam.Guo Jia glanced at the saltpeter piled downstairs and frowned slightly: "Why are there so few?"

Qian Yi bowed, lowered his eyebrows and said calmly: "My lord, this thing is only found in medicine shops and Taoist temples. The saltpeter in the whole Yecheng is here." Alchemists only use this thing for alchemy, and witch doctors sometimes use it for people cure.And according to the young master's request, every time you buy, you have to scrape a small piece off, burn it with fire, and only buy saltpeter when the flame is purple. If the flame is yellow, it is then that saltpeter that looks like saltpeter, don't.

Guo Jia brought [-] soldiers to carry the saltpeter, but only [-] of them carried the sacks to load the car, and the rest were idle...

Guo Jia, who couldn't see his subordinates returning empty-handed, swiped a pen and asked the remaining soldiers to carry a jar of wine each.

At this time, an old Taoist priest in a plain gown with a gejin and a cloth banner stood still downstairs, waved to Guo Jia upstairs, and said in a loud voice: "Young gentleman, you have a strange fate, which is rare in the world. Can you write a word and let the poor Tao test it?"