Three Kingdoms Guo Jia's growth diary

Beauty knows no gender Xun Yu: "What is an 'eunuch'?"

Guo Jia: "It's the ones that are missing from below, such as Jian Shuo and Zhang Rang."

Xi Yan looked strange, "It turned out that Feng Xiao's storytelling and singing yesterday, 'Ask how much sorrow you can have, is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.' The connotation is so rich."

Xun Yu: "Storytelling? You also want to listen."

Guo Jia cheated: "Who made Wen Ruo a day late than Zhi, please forgive me, repeating it will kill me."

Joy: "Storytelling must have a beginning and an end. People who tell the beginning and don't tell the end are gone."

Guo Jia choked speechlessly. He said it was not enough. , It is said that the dragon fights the tiger..."

After more than 20 days, Xun Yu was promoted to Xiaolian and served as the palace guard.

On the way to Luoyang to take up his post, Xun Yu played the zither and sang in the carriage: "When is the spring, flowers and autumn moon, and how much do you know about the past... Asking how much you can worry about, it's like a group of eunuchs going to brothels."

Guo Jia, who was traveling with him, had a toothache, God, what did he do!It is really a crime to let an elegant, upright, gentle and unparalleled handsome man play and sing such inappropriate words.

Troubled times are just when capable people and strange men emerge in large numbers. Guo Hong, an honest man, can only sit on the bench in the capital.The mansion of this lord Tingwei is sparsely populated. It is said that today's serious and important cases are handed over to Shi Yushi for trial.

After drinking tea twice, Guo Hong finally came back from court.His complexion is not very good, like an eggplant beaten by frost.

Guo Jia asked casually, it turned out that Liu Hong was seriously ill, and the officials asked to make the prince the crown prince, but Liu Hong walked away without saying a word, leaving all the officials staring.

It is the family law of the ancestors to establish a prince and establish a prince. Counting Guo Hong, the Guo family has seven court officials who are in charge of the law. Guo Hong should take the lead in supporting the prince, so He Jin asked him to come forward and ask for the establishment of a prince. He didn't even think about it. If you think about it, you agree.It's a pity that the first time he played, he was hit hard enough.

Guo Jia Fu forehead: There is a brother who can be fooled by He Jin as a gunman, I am so panicked.

Back then, Guo Xi stayed in Luoyang's mansion to live with Guo Hong, and there were still two empty yards. Guo Jia was not polite, and directly picked a quieter one, and took Zhao Yun to settle down.

The main reason is that there is a bamboo forest in this yard, and Xiu Yu likes bamboo.

Guo Hong invited Guo Jia to drink flower wine, the girl accompanying the wine was very affectionate, picked up a plum and brought it to Guo Jia's mouth.

At this moment, a ray of white light broke through the window, flew over the girl's head in the air, and grabbed her bun.

The girl exclaimed, covering her head with her hands, the jade hairpin fell to the ground and fell into two pieces.

With a clang, Guo Hong drew his sword, and the long sword was half out of its sheath, but was suddenly pushed back by Guo Jia holding the hilt.

Guo Hong took a closer look and found that the one who attacked the girl was a big white bird, which was raised by the sixteenth brother.

He immediately laughed, "Yo, this bird is quite ferocious, it looks like a shrew who is here to catch rape."

Guo Jia grabbed Xiu Yu and asked the girl softly, "Are you hurt?"

The girl shook her head, with a trace of fear still on her face.

Guo Jia apologized slightly: "My bird has a weird temper, it doesn't like women getting too close to me."

Guo Hong thumped the table and laughed loudly: "The sixteenth brother is not good, this soft fragrance and gentle jade, red skirt and green sleeves, full of spring scenery, you can only see but not taste, haha~"

Guo Jia took off his jade pendant and threw it to the girl, "I will pay for your hairpin."

Xiu Yu rushed over like an arrow, and caught the jade pendant before the girl. The net on the jade pendant was hanging on its little claws, swaying from side to side.

Guo Jia: "..."

This suet white jade has been worn since he was a child, but not long ago it was suddenly replaced with a unique plum blossom net, and I don't know who tied the knot for him.

Guo Hong tore off the jade pendant around his waist, and handed it over casually: "Use mine."

Until the end of the show, no girl dared to approach Guo Jia again, and even poured wine for him cautiously.

Guo Jia stroked Xiu Yu's smooth and soft feathers, "Bai Gun Gun, you are so jealous, I can't even keep a female mosquito by my side. You will definitely become a beautiful woman in the future, and the beautiful scenery and colorful flowers on such a beautiful day will make up for it." Give me."

Xiu Yu scratched his paw on his leg.

At night, Guo Jia was lying on the popular Hu bed in the capital, tossing and turning, not feeling sleepy. Xiu Yu sneaked into the bed and was caught by him. The hairy ball felt very good in the dark, soft and lovable, and it didn't know how to change its shape. What will it look like in the future?A round and beautiful girl?

Woke up suddenly in the middle of the night, the sky was still dark, and the moonlight covered the ground with blue frost through the window.

The hairball Guo Jia held in his arms disappeared, and there was a warm air blowing by his ears, slightly itchy.

Someone was lying behind him, wrapping his arms around him.

Guo Jia's back tensed instantly, and he turned his head holding his breath. Coincidentally, his eyes met the man's. Because the distance was too close, there was a pair of magnified phoenix eyes in front of him, and he couldn't see the man's appearance clearly.But inexplicably, there was a somewhat familiar feeling, because the man had a breath as clear as snowflakes, which was the same as Xiu Yu's.

"Bai Gun Gun?"

"Ah."

As if aware of Guo Jia's uneasiness, Xiu Yu moved a little away, gently supported the edge of the bed with his palms, and sat up.

Long eyebrows and phoenix eyes, temples cut like knives, elegant appearance, cool expression, reflecting the faint moonlight, stunning and shocking.

Facing such an elegant and beautiful man, Guo Jia couldn't associate the person in front of him with the rolling and amusing little cute pet no matter what.

The beautiful woman that Xiao had been thinking about for several years turned out to be a man. Guo Fengxiao's three views were ruined, and he suspected that he was still dreaming.He closed his eyes, opened them and looked again, his brows were like distant mountains, his eyes were like cold autumn water.This person is literally right in front of his eyes.

"Why, don't you know me?" Even the voice was clear and cold, revealing a strange sense of abstinence.

Guo Jia stretched out a finger, and poked a dimple on Xiu Yu's face: "You broke your promise, you are a man, and you are still talking about protecting me."

Before the words were finished, both shoulders were held down by Xiu Yu, unable to move, and the handsome face slowly approached until the distance was too close and they could no longer see each other clearly.A kiss was lightly printed on the forehead, and it retreated with one touch.

Guo Jia's mind went blank, and it took a few seconds for him to regain his ability to think.Only Xiu Yu said quietly: "I have never broken my promise, I have been protecting you from peach blossoms."

When Han Liuniang withdrew her marriage back then, Xiuyu was indispensable.All these years, Fen Dai, who secretly longed for Fengxiao, was also secretly sent away by him.Feng Xiao has always been alert, but he doesn't know much about this matter.

With this in mind, Xiu Yu used his little magic to listen to Guo Jia's heartfelt words.The crow shell he borrowed can directly perceive Guo Jia's thoughts. When in human form, the pet contract cannot recognize them, and the communication between them will be temporarily interrupted.The contract obtained by an imposter is really unreliable.

"The little cutie who makes me pluck my hair every day is actually a man!?"

"Delicate body, I always thought she was a soft girl..."

"Beauty doesn't discriminate between genders, but it still feels good..." Self-spite: "Beast, you don't even let off men."

"Xiu Yu, since you are all men, you are not allowed to climb on my bed from now on." He said these words in a low voice with a firm expression on his face.

Xiu Yu stared blankly at Guo Jia, but Guo Jia raised his hand to cover his eyes as if he was afraid of the light, fell asleep with his little pet in his arms, and woke up to find a man lying beside him, a little scary, okay...

In just two breaths, it seems as long as a lifetime.

If it wasn't for Guo Jia, Xiu Yu wouldn't have come to this time and space at all.Facts have proved that liking someone can really refresh the bottom line again and again.If the underworld knew that he once rolled on the ground in the form of a bird just to cheer up a weak baby who would spit up after two sips of milk, I am afraid that the three views of the gods would be shattered?

At that time, Guo Jia said that he liked the hairy balls that could be touched, hugged and rolled.Really he can't see it: Guo Jia wants a fox, but a crow comes and throws a tantrum?

Hmph, the gift is actually a fox, but he secretly replaced it.

I have been in unrequited love for many years, until yesterday I overturned the jar of vinegar and went all out to climb Guo Jia's bed.

Xiu Yu grabbed Guo Jia's hand, moved it away forcefully, and pressed it against the pillow.There was a cold and charming arc on the corner of his lips: "You touched and slept, and now you want to regret it?" He leaned close to Guo Jia's ear, exhaled like blue, and slowly said two words: "Dream!"

Luoyang City was overcast at this time.

Jian Shuo wanted to lure He Jin to death, but he lured him to the gate of the palace. Someone gave He Jin a wink and told him to run away.He Jin took a short cut and ran back to the barracks directly under him. He led his troops to the Baijun mansion and the general's mansion.

This is all due to the group of resourceful people recruited by He Jin. They told He Jin the stories of the former generals vividly. In the past hundred years of the Han Dynasty, even five generals were relatives, and none of them died well.

They said these lessons from the past, and their original intention was to hope that He Jin, a butcher of pigs, would learn from his experience and lessons, fight hard, use white knives in and red knives out, and simply slaughter the ten permanent servants and let the scholar-bureaucrats be the masters of the house.Unexpectedly, He Jin was scared out of his wits, suspicious, panicked, and retracted into the tortoise's shell at the slightest sign of trouble...

But this is not a problem for those smart people. He Jin dare not go out, so he stays at home and pretends to be sick.

May NO.13, Liu Hong died, and the death knell rang throughout Luoyang.They surrounded He Jin to go to court, and let the army guard outside the palace. He Jin directly took a set of dragon robes, put them on Prince Bian, and helped him to sit in the emperor's seat.

At this time, the people who supported the Prince's Association finally came to their senses from their bewilderment, and all they could do was follow He Jin to pay homage to the new king.

Those wise people who gave He Jin and exit ideas, Yuan Shao served as the captain of the Sili school, He Yong served as the middle marshal of the Northern Army, Xun You served as the servant of the Huangmen, Zheng Tai served as the censor, and Chen Lin served as the chief general.

He Jin promoted more than 20 people at a time, except Cao Cao.According to Xun You, this is because when He Jin was discussing with Yuan Shao about killing all the eunuchs, Cao Cao believed that: eunuchs also have a reason to exist, and it is enough to punish the chief culprit.

He Jin laughed at Cao Cao as a descendant of eunuchs, and he didn't agree with them.