E-sports: Capturing the heart of the wild king

"From ancient times to the present, there has always been a vicious circle of 'consummation' in our literary world. Regardless of whether the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are in the sky and the other is underground, they will meet each other on Qixi Festival every year. It also made him a winner, and Mr. Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji" is a complete tragedy, which not only criticizes the evil of the society, but also the distortion of human nature..."

He Su was about to fall asleep listening to it, Xu Cheng on the side simply closed his eyes and listened, Han Jiu was about to snore.

"Don't sleep!" shouted the person sitting on the chair, "If you don't sleep anymore, believe it or not, I've told you all the works of "The Scream"!"

Just three days after He Su and the others were locked up at home, Li Xiaoka suddenly came over and said, "Our boss said he would give you a class."

At this time, when everyone thinks it's an analogy, as far as our boss's peeing is sure, it must be a real class!No, tell the three of them about "Kong Yiji". He Su remembered that when he made a mistake last time, the boss talked about the function of the three teachings...

Xu Cheng remembered that when he met the boss for the first time, he directly talked to him about the development trend of the country, ranging from the harmonious relationship between neighbors and neighbors, to the diplomacy of our country.

Han Jiu remembered that the last time he sent the wrong message, the boss taught him a lesson in English...

We don't know what the boss used to do. We only know that he knows all nine subjects. People in the company call him "Jiu Ye" and later become "Old Uncle".

"Listen carefully!" Master Jiu knocked on the table, "It's the best way to deal with those of you who play e-sports."

Ding Zeming, in his 40s, looks like a teacher. The upper echelons of the company call him Uncle, and the lower echelons call him the boss. He is divorced from the boss of Polang next door. He has two sons, Ding Yiya and Ding Erya The name is a joke.

"Okay! After the lecture, tell me what's going on with the three of you?" the boss said.

"Boss..." He Su said coquettishly, "I just messed around with Cheng Cheng accidentally!"

"What are you playing? So crazy?" the boss said.

Xu Cheng "..."

"Kiss, hug and hold high." He Su said without blushing, "It's normal, but the toilet is too small to play."

Xu Cheng "..." Why is this getting darker and darker...

"Boss..." Han Jiu said, "You know that I am innocent here. My daughter-in-law made me kneel on the washboard for a whole day after she found out about it. After being pulled into the group, I knelt for another two days."

"Then what..." The boss was a little speechless, "You guys play it again."

"If it's not all over, what are you doing?" He Su asked.

"I want to watch it again, what do you care? I wonder how your shirt was torn..."

He Su "..."

"That's it!" He Su lifted Xu Cheng's chin and said, "Kiss, by the way, French kiss for 5 minutes." After speaking, he kissed.

Xu Cheng "..." MMP

Xu Cheng kicked He Su before 5 minutes after He Su kissed.

"Didn't he sit on the faucet at this time?" He Su said, "Then he accidentally turned on the faucet and his pants got wet."

"At this time, Xu Cheng will settle the score with me." He Su said.

"I came in at this time." Han Jiu said, "I also said that their kidneys are not good."

"After that I slipped and fell, and then Cheng Cheng was still grabbing my clothes so...it broke..." He Su said, "Then I bumped into Han Jiu and broke his shoes."

"Afterwards, I suggested that he change his clothes. Who knew he won another award." Han Jiu said.

Our boss just finished appreciating He Suhanjiu's cross talk and Xu Cheng's action performance, and then asked, "Why are you kissing Xu Cheng?"

"What's wrong with kissing him?" He Su pretended to be confused and said, "Which law in our country prohibits kissing Xu Cheng?"

"Which law stipulates that I can't kiss Xu Cheng casually?" He Su said confidently, "That's right! Cheng Cheng."

Xu Cheng: "Yes."

Xu Cheng really answered.

Our boss couldn't compete with He Su's mouth, "You guys are here too, so... you three rows to see how your strength is recently."

(⊙o⊙) What?

Then only Xu Cheng silently took out his phone and turned on timi.

The other two can't help it, who told the boss to give an order!

When it was time to choose a hero, Xu Cheng chose Baili Shouyue, and then He Su picked Kai in seconds. I heard that these two were very popular, and then Han Jiu chose Baili Xuance, for no reason, just to disturb A stir base.

He Su doesn't play top lane very much, a hero with strong explosive ability like Kai needs to be strong in the early stage!

Xu Cheng, who is in the bottom lane, is good at sniping. I think he relied on sniping when he was eating chicken. Give him a quadruple lens and he can fly.

Baili keeps the contract and pushes the tower quickly, the opposite shooter is Yu Ji, the support is Da Qiao, and our support is Xiao Ming.

Xu Cheng could think of He Su's showmanship, and his self-composed "Brother, Just Go Wild"...

Then Xu Cheng suddenly ordered a skill...

Xu Cheng "..."

Later, during the fight against A Qing soldiers, Ming Shiyin said, "Why don't you spy on Baili?"

After Xu Cheng saw it, he directly laid an egg for him, and then typed once in a rare way, "Why don't you hold me?"

Then Ming Shiyin's magic weapon changed color.

Xu Cheng "..."

When He Su saw this message, he almost died laughing.

Afterwards, Xu Cheng and that Ming Shiyin stayed under the pagoda until they reached the second level.

Then he fired two shots in a row to send away the opposite Da Qiao, and took a blood.

At this time, He Su on the road and Cao Cao on the opposite side were still leisurely clearing their respective soldiers. It was this kind of harmony that neither of the two of them wanted to fight.

Later, Han Jiuqing was about to hit the road to catch people, and the opposite jungler Na Ke Lulu also flew over, and they fought directly on the river. Both top laners rushed to the field, and He Su went straight into the field , won the double kill, and then the enemy mage Angela rushed to a second or third skill and took the armor away.Han Jiu's counselor just turned on a skill and ran away without even looking at it.

"Han Jiu!" He Su shouted.

"What are you doing?" Han Jiu said, "I've lost a tenth of my health bar, so I have to go back to the city to make up for it."

He Su "..."

Yu Ji on the opposite side probably didn't know how to use the second skill flexibly and was snipered by Xu Cheng several times. When Baili kept her promise and pushed the tower to the highland tower, she was beaten to death by Da Qiao's big move.

Xu Cheng suddenly lost his temper, and said to He Su, "Change the line."

"okay."

Then He Su abused these two people in the bottom lane, and he could only go up and chop when the CD of the ultimate move came.

Just like this twice, He Su sent a message to the opposite party, "I'm waiting for the CD, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for death?"

After that, the opponent might also be in a hurry, and Da Qiao directly used his big move to the bottom lane.

Relying on this economic suppression, another four thousand critical strikes with one knife, another elegant move, four successful kills, and a jungler who was in the wild did not catch up.

Finally, Xu Cheng leisurely pushed the Highland Tower on the road, and suddenly felt much more comfortable in his heart.

After a wave of team battles, Han Jiu's Baili Xuance arrested people and successfully exchanged three for five, pushing away the crystal.

After the game was over, He Su hugged Xu Cheng and was about to go out, "It's nothing, Cheng Cheng and I will leave!"

Of course our boss has something to do, "All the team members of our company are here now, just to break through the border a week later, you have to fight hard!"

"Understood..." After He Su finished speaking, he hugged Xu Cheng and left, saying as he walked, "Cheng Cheng, it will be your birthday in a few days, what gift do you want?"

"casual."

"Okay! Got it!"

Han Jiu "..."

Boss "..."

These two people always feel that there is a kind of rush between boyfriend and girlfriend...why is that?