The national teacher dressed as a rich and noble son

Xie Yubo couldn't tell what it was like. When the Chinese teacher read "Being a Teacher" in class, he stood on the balcony for half an hour, took out his mobile phone and called Lu Ming: "Is there any ghost hunting business, let me introduce you."

Lu Ming trembled: "Are you still free?"

Did the boss agree?You won't put a knife on his neck to extract a confession next time, right?

Xie Yubo twisted her ankle, and her voice was rebelliously low: "Anyway, no one can control me."

Some kind of tyrant came to shut down his country's division.

Lu Ming is in a trough, why do you say that there is no one, Mr. Shang is not a human being

Lu Ming: "But I haven't met a ghost recently..."

If he could bump into ghosts every day, the world wouldn't be in chaos.

"Fortune-telling is also possible, the more the better."

Lu Ming was warned by Shang Yange that he dared not introduce big business to Xie Yubo.

Shang Yange saw that Xie Yubo did not take the initiative to advertise everywhere, relying on the introduction of acquaintances, and privately threatened Lu Ming, "If Xie Yubo loses a hair, you are ready to become a monk."

Lu Ming felt that the little fairy was not very happy and needed fortune-telling to vent. Tsk, talented people are so self-willed.He had an idea: "Have you heard of the blind date corner in the park?"

Xie Yubo: "Could it be marriage? Yuelao Temple?"

"It's almost like there are more and more single men and women. They are usually very busy at work, so their parents take photos and go on blind dates in the park."

"These old men and women are not short of money. If you can match their children, the matchmaker will have a lot of money."

Although there is a lot of money, for people from their family background, it is like a drop in the bucket.But less money also has the advantages of less money, which proves that this business is active and healthy without side effects.

"Okay, you come and pick me up."

Lu Ming's construction site project is going well, and he has a lot of pocket money. At this time, he is preparing to spend a lot of money with his friends in the selling gold cave.

"Uh, I..."

Xie Yubo: "Didn't you promise the female ghost not to have sex with women for three years?"

Thinking of the faceless female ghost, Lu Ming was shocked, and pushed the woman leaning on him away: "Come right away."

Central Park.

A hundred-year-old banyan tree, with its branches and leaves covering the sky, is tied with red ropes, on which are the blind date messages of men and women. It goes up to the [-]-year-old bereaved old lady looking for a wife, and down to the newly graduated young man looking for a girl. The conversation is lively and loud. .

After being reported by the local news several times here, and with the benign guidance of the local civil affairs department, the scale of blind dates is expanding day by day. Some retired parents are anxious to urge marriage, and some simply have nothing to do at home and go out to join in the fun.

It was exactly three o'clock in the afternoon at this time, and the afternoon sun was warm and pleasant, and it was very comfortable to shine on people.

It seems that a new pair of parents has arrived today, and the son is in excellent condition, which has set off a wave of onlookers.

I saw a piece of white paper written on——

"Marriage proposal: My son Wei, graduated from 985 graduate school, lawyer, height 1.80, age 29, three apartments in the city center, two frontages for rent.

Criteria for choosing a spouse: Gentle and filial, beautiful and confident, matching educational background, local household registration..."

Father Wei and mother Wei stood in the center of the crowd, straightened their backs, "My son is one in a million, do you have any daughters who are worthy?"

Someone asked: "Look at the picture?"

Lu Xiu took out his son's photo and looked at it pettyly: "How about it, my son is very handsome."

"It's pretty handsome."

"Not bad."

An aunt with long hair was moved, and pointed to an A4 paper, "This is my daughter's information, take a look, and arrange for the child to meet if it is suitable."

Lu Xiu glanced at her: "Your daughter is already thirty, why come here to join in the fun? Once a woman is over thirty, no one wants to lose money, so you have to look for forty!"

The long-haired lady was stunned: "Why are you talking? I still don't like your son!"

Father Wei snorted, "I don't like it, why are you squeezing in? I'm worried about my family's conditions, and I don't look at myself."

Ms. Changfa was alone today, and she couldn't say that the couple tore up their daughter's personal announcement and left angrily.

Although everyone felt that the couple's words were not pleasant, many parents of the woman who were anxious and irrational actually agreed with her.

An old man in a black jacket said: "My daughter is only 28, this is a photo."

Lu Xiu: "There is only one house in the family? You can't afford to marry a house?"

The old man's eyes dazzled with anger.

After such two encounters, no one was willing to go forward to chat with the Wei family, and everyone dispersed.

Lu Xiu scolded, "No wonder you can't get married", Xinxin put away the photos of her son, especially not satisfied, and began to comment on the marriage notices under the red rope.

"Kindergarten teacher? At first glance, you don't have a high degree of education, and you are not good enough for my son."

"He's only 1.5 meters six, and my mother is as short as a litter."

"This is even more ridiculous. If you say that you don't ask for the man's appearance, it must be because her daughter is ugly. She has self-knowledge."

"and this……"

The faces of the parents who were commented were all dark, but Lu Xiu was not only talking about it by herself, but also attracted three or four like-minded people. They all had a precious son, and they were picky about strange girls. Ming said that now that someone is taking the lead, he is very happy, and his mean face is fully exposed.

The girl's parents were so angry that they couldn't help cursing back: "If your son is really good, why do you still need you to come on a blind date?"

"What do you know? I'm casting a wide net. The older a man is, the more valuable he is. I'll be equally popular when I come next year." Lu Xiu raised her eyebrows and looked contemptuously. "You guys probably won't be ashamed to come next year."

"Fuck you! My daughter is so good!" The old man in the black jacket coughed angrily, and regretted coming to the blind date corner. He even quarreled with his daughter about it in the morning. Now that I think about it, it's not worth it!not worth it!

Lu Xiu frowned: "If you are in poor health, don't come out. Others will suspect that your genes are not good. Who dares to want your daughter!"

"you you……"

The old man pointed at Lu Xiu, his fingers trembling, his breath was short of breath, and he took several steps back.

The people around Lu Xiu hurriedly backed away, saying, "You are in poor health, will you be blackmailed?" No one helped.

Seeing that the old man was about to hit the wooden frame behind, Xie Yubo and Lu Ming who had just arrived supported him on the left and right.

"Mister, are you okay?" Lu Ming took out his mobile phone and called 120.

"No, no..." The old man waved his hand, took the antihypertensive medicine from his jacket pocket, and took it. "My daughter will know after calling 120."

Xie Yubo pressed his pulse to confirm that he had recovered, and asked Lu Ming to help him sit by the flower bed.

He scanned Lu Xiu's circle, his eyes turned cold, and he took out fifty talismans from his pocket.

Xie Yubo looked at Lu Xiu, and walked into the center of the crowd step by step: "You, Lu Xiu, your husband, a guard, is a foreigner. At the beginning of the year, the factory at home closed down, all the property was mortgaged, and you owed 200 million foreign debts."

Xie Yubo's voice was not high, but everyone could hear it clearly.One sentence of debunking made the audience silent, and they looked at Lu Xiu in disbelief. Normal people would rather believe it. Just now, the family that was still a favorite in the eyes of everyone was instantly like a puddle of mud.

When Lu Xiu was dismantled, her expression was distorted for a moment, and she looked at the passerby viciously. The other party looked calm, but she saw the horror in the depths of her pupils, and she didn't dare to look at him: "Don't talk nonsense, children, don't make trouble, be careful of my husband!" beat you."

Xie Yubo: "The person subject to enforcement can be found online."

"You brat is talking nonsense!" Seeing his daughter-in-law being bullied, the guard rolled up his sleeves and raised his hands.

"Stop! Speak up!" Everyone exclaimed, this boy is so good-looking, his face is swollen like a pig's head after being slapped.

The guard stared at the opponent's ignorant and fearless face, feeling that he was being underestimated, so he slapped him across the face.

"hiss--"

Because the guards were too strong, no one dared to stop a group of elderly people.

Lu Ming's eyes widened, his heart turned cold, and he felt that he had to go to Wutai Mountain to become a monk tomorrow: "Master!"

He supported the old man, and he was five meters away, and it was too late.

"Snapped--"

The slap sounded, but it didn't fall on Xie Yubo's face.

I don't know how Xie Yubo hid, but the guard's slap fell directly on his wife.

Lu Xiu let out a cry of pain, and reflexively slapped the guard back.

There were two slaps, as if they had stunned everyone, unable to react.

Xie Yubo blinked, said a word, tore off a talisman, lightly, as if toying with it: "It's your turn, guard, trying to turn the casino around, and within a month, the debt rolled to 700 million."

"What!" Lu Xiu was the first to speak out. After being counted as the family's debt, she subconsciously believed Xie Yubo's words, and slapped her husband on the back, "Didn't you say that you went to borrow money from fellow villagers that month! "

The guard couldn't hold back his face, and became angry from embarrassment: "What fellow, my fellow has been offended by you all these years, whoever dares to borrow money should really sew your mouth shut!"

"Are you still blaming me? Ask your son to judge and see how you are a father!"

The two suddenly staged a family ethics drama on the spot. You expose my faults and I expose your faults, which is amazing.

Xie Yubo tore another talisman: "Your son, his license to be a lawyer has been revoked, and he is 29 years old and addicted to games every day at home. How dare you take this kind of thing out for a blind date?"

"The two of you are obviously being chased by debt collectors and have a dark mind. You are looking for a sense of existence in the blind date corner, and you deliberately belittle others."

"Deliberately..." The people around were filled with righteous indignation.

"I can't tell that the well-dressed person is actually this kind of person..."

"This is trying to trick a little girl into repaying their debts. No wonder the financial conditions must be good. If it is not for the rule of law, I will not give them a punch or two."

Seeing that the situation was not right, Lu Xiu and the guards withdrew in a desperate manner, and were thrown a few mineral water bottles by the angry parents.

The few aunts who surrounded Lu Xiu just now and laughed at the women's marriage proposals with her also retreated into the crowd when they saw this.

"Don't run, come one by one." Xie Yubo turned to them.

"Ms. in blue, there is something missing in the marriage notice. The son got married again, the reason for the divorce, and domestic violence."

"Uncle bald, the marriage notice requires that the woman loves children and wants to have a son and a daughter. The son's sperm has a low survival rate. Didn't the doctor tell you?"

"And you..."

The few named by Xie Yubo had the best laughs just now, and now they all wished to find a place to drill, as if they hadn't been here today.

Whether it's a second marriage or a weakling, the whole family is trying to hide it from their daughter-in-law, so it's alright, with so many people present, the whole city can be passed on tomorrow morning.

The girl's parents who were aggrieved just now breathed a sigh of relief at this moment, wondering how these people have the face to boast that their son is so good, "I will remember you guys, I will see you once in the future, and help promote it for free, that's it Some people are still picking and choosing, bah!"

Upon hearing this, several people hurriedly covered their mouths and noses with scarves and fled, trying to hide their identities.

However, many people raised their cameras and recorded their faces, preparing to send them to relatives and friends for precaution.

Xie Yubo walked thirteen steps, counting thirteen times in a row, and pissed off countless people, which made him feel a little better.

Just as he was about to leave, he was surrounded by enthusiastic crowds, one master at a time, asking him to tell his fortune.

"Thanks to the young man, I almost let my daughter go on a blind date with the domestic violence man just now. Looking at the gentle-looking man, they already exchanged business cards. Oh, I have to throw him away, or my daughter Blame me to death."

"Little master, it's a fortune teller, let's find a place to talk..."

Xie Yubo: "Forget it."

"Why don't you forget it, it's still early..." Everyone was reluctant to leave, but they didn't dare to confront the master. Xie Yubo took a step, and they gave way, as if a fan ran into a big star at the airport.

Lu Ming pushed aside the crowd and took the young master into his hands, "Don't take pictures, the prisoner's privacy is detrimental to morality, I'm not scaring you."

Lu Ming is now a skilled little brother.

With lingering fear in his heart, he supported the old man in the leather jacket, "We are going out, do you want to give you a ride along the way?"

"Thank you, thank you, I was so mad today."

The two walked slowly out of the park, and when they were about to reach the gate, a young woman in a company uniform hurried over here.

Xie Yubo stopped in her tracks.

"Huh?" Lu Ming didn't know why.

"dad!"

As soon as the girl saw the old man, she ran over quickly, and when she saw Lu Ming with Playboy written all over his body, her eyes immediately became alert.

Lu Ming reacted suddenly: "Don't look at me, I'm not close to women, I'm not here to have a blind date with you."

The girl smiled apologetically, and said to the old man: "Did I tell you in the morning that you should not come, the doctor told you to rest more, why didn't you listen!"

"I, I just came to see. Your mother left early, and I'm not in good health. I'm afraid that you will be alone in the future, so I want you to get married and have children soon..."

"I've already said that I don't want to get married and it will affect my career. I'll talk about it when I'm stable. Wouldn't it be nice for me to stay with you..." Xu Shi had argued with her father many times about marriage, and the girl's voice became more urgent and crying, " Don't force me, if you force me again, I will..."

"No, no, that's not what I'm going to say. Lan Lan, it's my father who made a mistake. I won't force you anymore." The old man's face was full of remorse. Today he can see clearly the face of some parents of the man. Excellence, you must keep your eyes open, rather than lacking.

"Really?"

"Of course, my daughter is excellent and doesn't need to depend on anyone. Let alone only 28, 3858 is the best." The old man recounted today's events one by one, and coughed several times when he talked about irritating people.

After hearing this, the girl frightened her father a few more times, and then said to Xie Yubo: "Thank you for helping my dad, how about having dinner together?"

Xie Yubo: "Thank you for your kindness, I still have to do my homework, I have to go back."

Lu Ming laughed out loud, out of breath, "You still have homework hahaha... I forgot that you were a high school student just now!"

Xie Yubo: "...shut up."

Lu Ming returned to seriousness in a second: "Girl, you are welcome, let's go first."

Back in the car, Lu Ming seriously asked, "Are you feeling better?"

Xie Yubo: "I'm not unhappy."

"Do you really have homework?"

Xie Yubo took out his phone, his expression obviously struggling.

To report, to write, or not to write, is the question.

He just counted thirteen times.

Thirteen reports are enough to make a good national teacher lie.

The Great Master regretted it, he shouldn't have retaliatory fortune-telling.

Xie Yubo took advantage of Lu Ming's driving, raised the rear partition, and obediently filled out the report.

Such detrimental things can only be done quietly.

He made up three reports in a row, and his mouth was dry.

Enough is enough, very sincere, and President Shang doesn't know.

At this time, Lu Ming sent a message to Shang Yange, telling him that many people took pictures in the park today, remember to remove Xie Yubo's photos on the Internet.

What a double-faced boy.

Xie Yubo didn't know that someone had already listed his thirteen fortune-tellings in an article, and none of them slipped through the net.

He put away his phone with a guilty conscience, looked out of the car, and suddenly froze, his heart beat violently.

"Lu Ming, follow the car on the right!"

He seemed to see a person who looked very similar to the tyrant's younger brother.