I am also angry with Master today

Last night, I chatted with Si Yue for a long time. This morning, Chen Nianbai woke up relatively late. She turned around in a daze, trying to pull the person next to her over, but found nothing.

Um?Not quite right.

Before Chen Nianbai opened his eyes, he suddenly heard a "meow".

"What's the matter?!" Chen Nianbai got up from the bed, and saw a white kitten lying next to him. The cat licked its fur and meowed pitifully.

"Where is the cat running away, Master." Chen Nianbai drove the little white cat off the bed, picked up Gu Zhen's clothes and put it on, the cat wanted to jump on the bed, but Chen Nianbai drove it off again. "Go and play below, this place is hers."

After finishing speaking, Chen Nianbai got out of bed and searched for people in several rooms, "Master? Are you there, Master?"

No one answered after calling a few times, but the cat kept following her lap, meowing non-stop.

Chen Nianbai was very strange, she picked up the cat, the cat lay on her arm, and licked the back of her hand.

"No way……"

A strange idea flashed in Chen Nianbai's mind, she sat down quickly, picked up the cat's four paws and looked over and over again, finally found a small red mole on the right paw.

"Ahhh! Master!" Chen Nianbai hugged the cat into his arms and said in a panic, "How did you become like this?!"

The cat seemed to think that Chen Nianbai was holding him too tightly, so he struggled a few times, but before he could break away, it meowed angrily.

"Could it be that there is something wrong with the elixir that Gu Mu gave..." Chen Nianbai thought carefully, Gu Zhen also ate that thing yesterday, she hurriedly hugged the cat tightly, and said: "Don't be afraid, I will take you to find Lord Gu Mu. "

Then he quickly picked up the Han Chan Sword and rushed towards the Divine Tree.

Sitting on the tree, Gu Mu and Huashen saw Chen Nianbai coming over with a cat in his arms, feeling a little strange.

That's not right, when did Divine Lord Chen Yi raise a cat?

"Gu Mu, I have something to see you!"

"Meow!"

One person and one cat stood under the tree and spoke at the same time. Flower God flew down first, saw the kitten in Chen Nianbai's arms, and said happily: "This cat is so cute, where did it come from?"

"This... this is Chongying." Chen Nianbai's face was black.

Gu Mu fell directly from the tree, covered in green leaves, Hua Shen hurried over to help her up, "What did you just say? This is Chongying?"

"That's right, she became like this early in the morning, and I don't know why." Chen Nianbai put the cat down, "Also, there is something wrong with the elixir last night! What exactly did you give me?"

"Well..." Gu Mu scratched his side face, "Why are you so angry, shouldn't you have had a spring night last night... Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

The cat went over and scratched Gu Mu's leg, and seemed to be annoyed by her wording.

"That elixir is actually..." The Flower God blushed, leaned over and said something in Chen Nianbai's ear, Chen Nianbai was stunned for a moment, no matter how thick-skinned she was, she also blushed, "What are you guys doing... ?”

"I don't know! Those two golden gourds are exactly the same, I made a mistake." Gu Mu grabbed her hair, she didn't want others to know that she had this thing!

"That's... even if it's not an elixir, but how could Chongying become a cat!"

"It might be a side effect." Flower God knelt down and looked at the white cat, "Why don't you take it back and raise it for two days?"

"What if she can't change back..." Chen Nianbai almost wanted to wipe away his tears.

Gu Mu comforted her: "Impossible, how can there be such a long time limit."

"Can I just wait..." Chen Nianbai picked up the cat, wanting to cry but without tears, "My Chongying is so pitiful."

"Meow..." The cat licked her cheek, expressing its distress.

"It's disgusting... You should go back." Gu Mu wanted to chase away the guests, but Chen Nianbai shot back: "How can you play, that panacea..."

"Ok, ok, ok——" Flower God hurriedly covered Chen Nianbai's mouth, pushed her and said, "I guarantee that Chongying will change back in two or three days."

Chen Nianbai had no choice but to carry the cat back to the residence. She lay on the table and slowly smoothed the cat's hair, "Master, when will you change back, I don't want to be separated from you..."

The cat's face was not very good-looking, it turned around on the table a few times, and then jumped down.

"Where are you going?" Chen Nianbai stood up quickly, the cat was licking its fur at the door and wagging its tail a few times.

"Are you hungry?" Chen Nianbai walked over and knelt down, rubbing the cat's cheek with his fingers, "I'll make you something delicious, wait here."

After saying that, he wanted to move away, but the cat quickly followed, meowing all the time, Chen Nianbai lowered his head helplessly, and hugged it lovingly, "You are really clingy."

The rice was cooked very quickly, Chen Nianbai estimated that a cat wouldn't be able to eat much, so he made two bowls of high soup dumplings, one stewed bamboo shoot and one plate of ginger fish fillet.The cat lay down on the table and waited for a while, Chen Nianbai sat down with the last bowl of dumplings.

"Hey, drink some soup first." Chen Nianbai blew on the hot soup, and then handed it to the cat. The cat smelled it and thought it tasted good, so it lowered its head and licked it a few times.

"Oh, you're so good. I'll reward you with a piece of fish." Chen Nianbai fed the cat like coaxing a child.

The little waiter outside the door didn't know what happened, but when he saw Chen Yi's cheerful expression, he muttered, "Why is the god so crazy that he made a cat like that..."

"who knows……"

After feeding the cat, Chen Nianbai herself ate almost as much. She touched the cat's chubby belly, hugged it and kissed it, "Go to bed and lie down for a while, I'll wash the dishes."

The cat nimbly jumped onto the bed, chose a comfortable position and lay down, waited for a while and saw that Chen Nianbai hadn't come back yet, rummaged through the dark compartment at the head of her bed, and grabbed a black jade pendant.

The jade pendant was ice-cold, and the pillow was very comfortable.

The cat squinted for a while, feeling that someone was approaching, and slowly climbed onto the bed, hugged her into his arms, and gently stroked its fur.

"Meow……"

"I'll cook braised fish bones for you tonight."

The sky gradually darkened, and it was already night, and the residences of all the star palaces were resting. Only a few young men were still standing outside the gate of the Tianji Pavilion, packing up scrolls all over the place. Alas, since Lord Siyue took over the Tianji Pavilion, the God Realm The days are getting more and more difficult, that person is really unbearable, if she is upset, even if a thunder strikes you, it will be light.

Suddenly, there was a sound of tinkling bells coming from Shenjun Chenyi's residence, and a few young men looked up and found that there was a white light inside.

Why are you still fighting? This is... a quarrel with Chongying Shenjun?

"Master, don't run away!" Chen Nianbai was out of breath, she supported her knees, just now the cat broke several vases while fleeing, she couldn't save it even if she tried, "How can you sleep without taking a bath? "

The cat stood on the extremely high cabinet and meowed fiercely.

"Can't you wash it yourself? Just wash your paws." Chen Nianbai stretched out his hand underneath, "Come down quickly, we'll go to bed after washing."

It is unbelievable that the cat would blush. It flicked its tail, but it would not come down.

"Master..." Chen Nianbai felt that the water in the barrel would be cold if the delay continued.

The text is not good, so I can only come to the martial arts.

The cat was still licking its own fur, when suddenly a white light appeared in front of its eyes, it hurriedly covered its eyes, lightened its body, and when it opened its eyes again, Chen Nianbai had already caught it in its arms, "Be good, okay? Don't let me do it."

"Meow!" It struggled desperately, but Chen Nianbai pressed its paw, "Be obedient, take a bath, and then we will sleep."

The water in the wooden barrel was still hot, so Chen Nianbai went in first in his pajamas, put the cat on the small round stool inside, picked up a cloth towel on the side and wiped it with water.The cat meowed a few times and wanted to run away, but Chen Nianbai pinched its paw, she rubbed the red mole on purpose, and said with a smile: "It's a disadvantage for me to take a bath with you."

The cat couldn't wait to scratch her, Chen Nianbai untied the hairband, rubbed it's stomach softly, she said: "I'll wash it for you first, don't bother."

Then he hugged the cat back to his body, wiped its face with some water first, maybe because the temperature of the water was right, or maybe because Chen Nianbai's movements were very gentle, the cat stopped struggling and lay comfortably on her shoulders, closing his eyes. Meowing with squinting eyes.

After an unknown amount of time, when it opened its eyes again, there was a white arm in front of it.

"Huh?" Gu Zhen blinked her eyes, only to realize that she seems to... have changed back?

But the current situation seems a bit bad, she... has no clothes on! ! !

"Chen Nianbai!" Gu Zhen pushed her away, water splashed everywhere, she pulled the cloth towel at the side as fast as she could to cover herself, so angry that she couldn't speak.

Chen Nianbai didn't expect that Gu Zhen would suddenly change back. Even though she was washing her back just now, she couldn't argue with it: "No, I don't know..."

"You did it on purpose, you tricked me into taking a bath on purpose." Gu Zhen blushed.

"I didn't lie to you, Master. It's clear that you have been escaping all the time. Otherwise, there would be such a long delay. The washing should have been done long ago."

Gu Zhen didn't care, she didn't make any sense anyway, "You did it on purpose, otherwise where did my clothes go? Didn't you take them off for me!"

"Could you be more reasonable, when you wake up in the morning, your clothes are on the bed..." Chen Nianbai explained.

"Anyway, you did it on purpose, you're shameless, shameless——"

"You scold again?" Chen Nianbai understood it, anyway, it's all his own fault, so what's the point of explaining it.

"You did it on purpose..." Gu Zhenzhen continued, but Chen Nianbai dragged her into his arms, and most of the water in the barrel overflowed again.Chen Nianbai bit her lip hard, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I did it on purpose, it just saves trouble, I don't even need to take off my clothes..."

"You, what are you doing..." Gu Zhen became frightened now, she wanted to push Chen Nianbai out, but was caught by Chen Nianbai, "Are you in a hurry? Do you want to go to bed now?"

Gu Zhen was blocked by her and couldn't say a word, she panicked, "I want my clothes."

"The clothes are not here." Chen Nianbai picked up a cloth towel and wiped her wet hair, then carried her out horizontally, and thoughtfully said: "The clothes are on the bed."

"I, I won't go!!!"

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"I Will Never Die You"

On a humid rainy day, Yu Wen pressed Cheng Yan against the wall, touched the red mole behind her ear, and said with a smile, "Will Yan Yan be my sister's girlfriend?"

Cheng Yan lowered his eyes, "Why?"

Yu Wen scratched the side of his face cutely, and replied: "Because she is pretty and has money."

Cheng Yan thought about it and agreed.

However, Yu Wensa's hands are so delicate, he insisted on panting at a certain moment, and said to Cheng Yan with red eyes: Yanyan, hurry up and kiss your sister.

Cheng Yan touched her face and said in a low voice: I am my sister.

Yu Wen immediately pestered her: Sister, my sister Yanyan, kiss me quickly...

Cheng Yan has completely fallen, she knows that she loves Yu Wen very much, loves him very much.

"Apprentice is a high-risk occupation"

It is said that master is the most dangerous profession in ancient times. Tang Muzhi wants to drag out the person who said this and beat him up. Is master high risk?Obviously the apprentice is the most dangerous!

When she was about to go to bed after learning the mental method for a day, Master: Come and squeeze my legs.

Tang Muzhi: If you pinch your legs, pinch your legs. Why are you pinching my waist?

When she was about to take a bath after practicing sword moves for a day, the master said: The apprentice wants to take a bath, come and take a bath with the master.

Tang Muzhi: Don't come here!

When she told Master earnestly and earnestly that I want to cultivate seriously and ascend to heaven as soon as possible, Master said: That's okay, dual cultivation is good.

Tang Muzhi: Did I just say double cultivation?

Summary: DANGER, DANGER, DANGER

No one dared to worship Chu Qing'an, a bigwig in the cultivation world, as his teacher, until one day a certain brat who was not afraid of death said: Let me try!

So people came to Chu Qing'an: disciple doesn't practice seriously, go to kneel for punishment.

Empress Chu Qing'an: My apprentice is not good (?), go and kneel for punishment.

Tang Muzhi: No one really thinks that master is a high-risk occupation, no, no, no.