A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

The eunuch repeatedly kowtowed in agreement.

More than ten years ago, this eunuch named Fuxi was already a popular person around Emperor Taiyuan. He was responsible for forwarding the emperor's oral instructions to the people below. However, such an influential man committed adultery with a court lady in private, and even caused his life. It was Concubine Lin, who was known as a stable city in the palace at that time, who forcibly suppressed this matter, and she did it without anyone noticing.

After that, Concubine Jia got to know Fuxi's taste even more, and bribed him in every possible way, and finally the two became grasshoppers on the same line. Leng Gong.

And this is just one of the many actions of that noble concubine Jia.

Just like the fourth prince, the tenth prince, who was born to an ordinary concubine, was also suppressed by the concubine Jia with the same method. Although this little prince was born with precocious intelligence and cleverness, he was praised by Emperor Taiyuan many times for being well-behaved and bright. , was spotted by those who were interested, and finally died in the cold palace inexplicably. Later, it was said that the death was accidental, and no one knew the truth.

Concubine Jia is known as the most stable concubine in the entire harem, and was praised by the queen mother as a "peace of mind" and "a pillar of support". What about times?

Concubine Jia had a daughter and a son. The daughter had been married to the Western Regions as a concubine early on, and the son was the sixth prince who had never been known among the princes, and was even a bit stupid.The sixth prince is naturally stupid than ordinary people, he only knows how to play birds and crickets, but because Concubine Jia is really dignified and virtuous, she can figure out the sacred heart, and she is deeply favored by Emperor Taiyuan.

In the harem, there are many women who know that Emperor Taiyuan loves Concubine Zishu deeply, and there are many women who imitate Concubine Zishu, but only the clever Concubine Jia, who imitated Concubine Zishu's gentleness vividly, and joined her own Her gentleness made Emperor Taiyuan often come to her palace to seek spiritual comfort on weekdays, saying that she was "indisputable". Even Concubine Jia often accompanied Emperor Taiyuan to revise memorials until late at night.

But who knew that Concubine Jia, who had nothing to contend with in the world and was both talented and beautiful, actually had a heart higher than the sky?

Who knew that during the period when Emperor Taiyuan was seriously ill and the crown prince was on an expedition, many memorials were actually revised by Concubine Jia in consultation with Emperor Taiyuan's confidantes and others?

Now that the tenth prince is dead, his mother and concubine lose their power and die, few other concubines dare to come out arrogantly, and those in the palace who can live for a long time are all human beings. "It's not that she is so kind on the surface. When the emperor was critically ill, personally correcting the memorial is an honor that other concubines can't match.

Fuxi's report made this concubine Quan who had been behind the scenes for a long time finally appear on the stage.

After comforting Fuxi, Fuxi bid farewell to Concubine Jia with suspicion.The female officer next to Concubine Jia said, "Your Majesty, it seems that Fuxi cannot be kept."

Concubine Jia smiled slightly: "That's a trivial matter. I heard that the newcomer Zi Noble in the harem is very popular."

"Although the emperor's illness was cured by her, she has never been to Zifei's palace." The female officer said, "That Zifei is ignorant, she only knows how to show her head and pose, so I don't need to be afraid if I think about it."

Concubine Jia stood up from the embroidered couch, held the Buddhist beads and said, "After all, Fuxi has made meritorious service for so many years. At least he has informed us about the crown prince's affairs. The crown prince is about to lose power, and the position of the crown prince is empty. The middle is about to be chaotic. Now on the table, the second prince, the seventh prince, the eighth prince, and the ninth prince are bound to compete fiercely for the crown prince. The eleventh and twelveth princes are all worthless. The little boy who is less than ten years old is the fourth prince, I heard that he has made great military achievements in the southwest, and he was summoned by His Majesty again today, this is to warm up."

"Isn't the sixth prince's chance of winning very small?" the female official said.

Concubine Jia sighed and said: "Lao Liu's aptitude is not suitable for him to be an emperor, but in the current situation, chaos is better than no chaos. Although Lao Liu is dull, he is a boy anyway."

After finishing speaking, he smiled and said: "You immediately send someone to send a secret letter to the mother and concubine of the Seventh Prince, which means that the emperor wants to abolish the prince in the hall of the day! As long as one of those restless bastards knows, After tomorrow, there will be a lot of fun!"

"What about Mr. Fuxi?" the female officer asked.

"I can't keep it." Concubine Jia said, "Make it more natural, don't let people see the clues."

That night, Fuxi, a celebrity beside the emperor, was said to have fallen into the lotus pond and drowned to death because of drinking too much.

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Qingyan finally has his own palace, it is a newly completed house, the layout is not too big, it can be regarded as a rich family at most, but it is also royal style, with pavilions, towers, pavilions, small lakes and flower gardens, all very delicate.

As soon as Qingyan arrived at the palace, a housekeeper came to welcome him and took him to see dozens of servants. He really had the air of a prince.

Qingyan inspected with his hands behind his back, and made a speech in a pretentious manner, urging the servants to work hard and abide by the laws and regulations.

Qi Jia watched from the side, only feeling that this is really like a prince.

Of course, the heads of the dignitaries in the capital are all sharpened. Not long after Qingyan came to the palace, many officials came to congratulate him. Various congratulatory gifts were placed in the living room, as if Qingyan had already entered the upper class of the capital. A rising star.

Today's Qingyan, with his military achievements, was received and rewarded by Emperor Taiyuan. These things have long been spread in the elite circle.

Even the Ninth Prince invited Qingyan to a banquet that night in the name of cleaning up the dust.

It's funny to say, a few months ago, Qingyan was a down-and-out prince whom everyone looked down on, but now he has become a favorite of everyone.

As Qingyan's number one staff member, Qi Jia naturally also went with her.

Now they can't think of any serious topics such as keeping one's self clean and not making the emperor unhappy by forming factions.

The two country bumpkins thought: Wow, a high society banquet must be fun!

Anyway, Qingyan's backstage is the Emperor of Heaven, who will be afraid of whoever makes trouble!

The most unscrupulous prince in history, Baby Qilin, is about to make trouble!

"For tonight's banquet, we don't have lunch." Qi Jia said to Qing Yan.

"Okay, I'll tell the housekeeper not to prepare lunch." Qing Yan nodded, "Help me find a wireless microphone from the warehouse, and I also need an accompaniment disc and an audio machine."

"What are you doing!" Qi Jia (⊙o⊙)

"I want to become a star in the social circle." Baby Qilin said ambitiously.

"But there is no such technology in this era! It won't scare the guests away! Besides, karaoke at this kind of noble banquet is a bit too..." Qi Jia said.

Qingyan stood up suddenly, then clapped her arms around Qi Jia, rested her chin on Qi Jia's shoulder and said, "Get it for me~"

"It's useless to act like a baby!" Qi Jiayi said sternly.

With a thud, Qingyan turned into a baby Qilin Bao, fluttering on Qi Jia's shoulder, whining and coquettish.

Qi Jia hugged the chubby unicorn baby, and saw that its eyes were wide open, its belly was exposed, and its two paws patted Qi Jia's cheek begging.

This guy really doesn't even need face just to be able to karaoke!Playing like a baby!

"I'll give you a karaoke machine if I suck my hairy belly." Qi Jia said while holding the baby unicorn.

"Wow." The unicorn cub called out.

Qi Jia buried her head in the warm and soft belly of the unicorn cub like sucking a cat, and stuck her whole face to it.

"Wow! It's cool! It's more enjoyable than smoking a cat!" Qi Jia raised her head and praised until she was almost suffocated, "Okay! Satisfy you! Get you a karaoke machine!"

"Hola!" the unicorn baby cheered.But now with his mana, it will take two hours to transform back into a human form, and Qi Jia happened to be playing with the unicorn milk cub.

Unexpectedly, there was a sudden thunder on the roof at this time, Qi Jia looked up, and saw a super-temporal cloud vortex appeared on the beam of the room! ! !

"Damn it!! Where is this evildoer!!" Qi Jia yelled.

After hearing two loud noises, two balls of hair suddenly shot out from the cloud vortex and landed on the carpet, and the vortex disappeared immediately!

The two balls of hair rolled on the ground a few times before stopping in the corner. Qi Jia ran over to check with the little unicorn in her arms, and saw the two balls of hair spread out at this time, shaking their fluffy tits, it turned out to be A different-colored unicorn milk cub that is slightly bigger than Qingyan's milk cub! ! !

One with red fluff and one with black fluff! !

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Wow?" Qingyan's baby boy was also stunned.

"I'm your second brother!" the black milk cub said,

"I'm your third brother!" the red milk cub said.

"Wow, you can talk!!" Qi Jia said.

"What a fuss, what's so scary about us being able to talk." The red milk cub patted the carpet majestically and said, "Mortal, pay homage to the Qilin Emperor!"

At this time, because they heard a series of loud noises, the servants came to the door and knocked on the door to ask: "My lord! My lord! What happened!"

"It's okay! Your lord...you're playing with birds!" Qi Jia hurriedly covered up.

The servants were puzzled, but they could only retreat. After all, it is better not to talk too much about the master's affairs.

"Come and meet the Qilin Emperor!" The red milk cub said reluctantly.

"Come and meet the Qilin Emperor!" The black milk cub followed suit.

The two cubs sit upright like statues of Egyptian god cats.

"Hola?" Qingyan's baby boy and Qi Jia looked at each other in blank dismay.