A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

In order to pray for a great victory, the crown prince got up early in the morning and ordered the Heavenly Emperor's Birthday Sacrificial Ceremony to be held. On this day, the entire barracks rejoiced like a festival. They had just defeated Gu God, and they had won the first battle. Their morale was extremely high. During the festival, the food improved, and rice balls were distributed to celebrate.

Soldiers in some camps even spontaneously made colorful dragon and lion juggling performances, beating gongs and drums, and they looked quite impressive.

Qingyan and Qi Jia came out to watch the sacrificial ceremony together, only to see the Emperor of Heaven put on a very formal official uniform, sitting on a high platform and reading out the prayer, graceful and majestic, making people feel awe just by looking at it.

However, after the Emperor of Heaven recited the prayer in person, the spiritual light shook the sky, invisible to the naked eye, but Qingyan could see it clearly, the brilliance shot straight up to the sky, and the sky that was originally cloudy due to continuous rain suddenly dispersed. , a beam of sunlight just shone on the high platform built, making the Emperor of Heaven bathed in light.

And the monsters and monsters within a thousand miles of the entire southwest region, because of this powerful aura of the Holy Spirit, all dissipated and hid, for the local spiritual world, it was like a hurricane passing through.

"Huh? Am I dazzled? I actually saw a ray of light rising from the Emperor of Heaven, rushing towards the sky!" Qi Jia said to Qingyan.

"You're not mistaken, I think that should only be seen by people with spiritual power, Qi Jia, it seems that you have also started to have spiritual power!" Qingyan said.Maybe it's because of being with the gods and gods such as the Emperor of Heaven these days, maybe Qi Jia has also been infected with the spiritual energy.

"Amazing!" Qi Jia gasped.Although I don't know what the use of this aura is, I don't know how to feel it.

In the capital thousands of miles away, Fairy Yuechen, who was leading a group of sisters to participate in the grand Tiandi birthday ceremony, also saw the appearance of the most holy light at this time.

"Eldest sister, that soaring aura is the fluctuation of spiritual power that the most holy people may have. Could it be that another saint has come to the world?" The fairy on the side said to Yuechen.

"It's impossible. Except for the Emperor of Heaven, no one else can possess this level of spiritual power! This means that the Emperor of Heaven's calamity is coming to an end! Let's hurry to the place where the aura is!" Fairy Yuechen dropped the lantern in her hand , quickly summoned the members of the Rose Society, and rushed to the southwest with the flying fairy technique.

At the same time, this beam of spiritual light shook the entire heaven——

"It's the breath of the Heavenly Emperor! It's coming from the mortal world!" The shocking news brought by the priest in charge of monitoring the mortal world spread throughout the heavens in an instant.

"The Heavenly Emperor's calamity in the mortal world is over!" The immortals rushed to tell each other, and the whole heaven was panicked for a while.

When Ling Han acted on behalf of the Emperor of Heaven to go to the Heavenly Court Hall for a routine court visit, the immortal officials who came to see him almost crowded the usually solemn and solemn hall to the brim.

"Immortal Ling Han! The Heavenly Emperor has experienced calamities in the mortal world, so why didn't he inform the Heavenly Realm of such an important matter! What if the Heavenly Emperor is in danger?" The emperor of the dragon clan has a fiery personality, and he immediately questioned Ling Han when he came up.

"The Heavenly Emperor's catastrophe, it stands to reason that there should be five immortals guarding it, but none of our five immortals have received any news!" The leader of Xiandao was also dissatisfied.

"Now the Emperor of Heaven is still in the mortal world, and his spiritual light is shaking the sky. It is still unknown whether it is a sign of the end of the calamity. Immortal Ling Han, we Xianlin Fairy, can we take advantage of the birthday of the Emperor of Heaven to go to the mortal world to pay homage to the Holy One? Please give me some instructions." !"

The whole hall was immediately blown up by the immortals.

Ling Han held the imperial sword of the Emperor of Heaven - Moyue Divine Sword, and said coldly: "All the immortals, have you forgotten the rules of the court of the Emperor of Heaven - Solemn and solemn, do you want me to move out the rules of heaven?"

The noisy hall was instantly silent, and the immortals spontaneously started to line up in order.

The deterrent power of the Emperor of Heaven is simply too great.

Ling Han glanced at the silent immortals, and said: "Before the Emperor of Heaven came down to experience the calamity, he issued a secret edict to me, and asked me to announce it again at this time. This time, the Emperor of Heaven's calamity is no small matter. On the surface, it is just a transformation once in a thousand years. It is the complete end of the calamity of the ancient times. He doesn't want to implicate you, and he doesn't want to attract the covetousness of monsters. You can't even understand his painstaking efforts, and you come here to make trouble!

Now the Heavenly Emperor has a flash of inspiration, and the calamity is coming to an end, but the rules of the heavens cannot be messed up.

Today is the birthday of the Emperor of Heaven. According to the rules of heaven, there must be a congratulation from the Three Realms. Due to the special circumstances this year, I will appoint a representative to go to the congratulations.Are there any objections? "

Everyone looked at each other quietly, no one dared to say anything.

Ling Han is the holy sword and sword spirit of the Emperor of Heaven, and the absence of the Emperor of Heaven is equivalent to the power of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Since there is no objection, then the immortal families I named will come out and prepare congratulatory gifts, and I specially approve you to come down to earth with me to congratulate." Ling Han took the decree handed over by the heavenly official, opened it and read it out.

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In other words, after presiding over the sacrificial ceremony, the Emperor of Heaven was carried off the high platform by his attendants, and the lively celebration began.The nearby villagers also came to participate in the celebration, and the prince granted permission for the army and the people to have fun together. This day is very festive.

"His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven!!!!" A group of women suddenly poured into the ceremony, surrounded the Emperor of Heaven, and shouted frantically.

This situation startled the prince who was drinking with the village elders. Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven was surrounded by a group of women who looked like nympho, he thought of his safety, so he asked Qingyan to protect the Emperor of Heaven, in case any spies sneaked in to harm the Emperor of Heaven.

"Strange, why did those women call Mr. Li His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven?" the staff around the prince wondered.

"Didn't you see that when Mr. Li was in charge of praying, his body and appearance looked like the Emperor of Heaven? Actually, the first time I saw him, I thought he was also very similar to the statue of Emperor of Heaven I saw in the temple in the palace. Probably The local villagers regard him as a person who plays the role of the Emperor of Heaven to welcome the God of Wealth." The prince said disapprovingly, the title of Your Majesty should not be used by the people on weekdays, otherwise it would be a crime of disrespect, but only on the birthday of the Emperor of Heaven, someone will play the role of the God of Wealth. The Emperor of Heaven and the people went out to bow down and greet him one after another, saying "His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven" and praying for good luck and fortune.

However, these yelling women are not villagers, but Fairy Yuechen and others!

Although at the beginning I still dreamed of double cultivation with the Emperor of Heaven, romantic encounters and other beautiful dreams, but the moment I saw the Emperor of Heaven, my reason was completely shattered to pieces, and all that was left was infinite excitement!If it weren't for the sword spirits disguised as soldiers to block these fairies desperately, I'm afraid they would rush over and bury the Emperor of Heaven!

"It's like a fan of brainless fans chasing stars!" Qi Jia couldn't help saying when he saw the situation.

"Master is full of charm." Qingyan said.

Even though they were blocked by the sword spirits and couldn't get close to the Emperor, the group of fairies still threw flower petals from their flower baskets at the Emperor, and some fairies even fainted from excitement.

Seeing this situation, Emperor Tian had no choice but to stand up from his wheelchair, take out the autographed postcards he had prepared and took in modern times, and send them to these crazy fairy fans one by one. In fact, he made these postcards to give to himself The sword spirit fan brothers and sisters of my family, but before they could share it with their own sword spirits, they were snatched up by the fairies.

The fairies were very satisfied when they got the postcards, and some of them cried like hell, but the eyes of the sword spirits who were in charge of maintaining stability at the scene were extremely disillusioned.

Some young sword spirits burst into tears.

It was originally a gift from His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven to them.

"Isn't it just a signature, I'll prepare it for you next time." Heavenly Emperor said.

"Wow—" the sword spirits cried even harder.

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Qingyan felt that Master Tiandi no longer needed protection, so he took Qi Jia for a walk near the camp.

As soon as Qi Jia returned to ancient times, she changed back to Shen Tianyu's appearance. The two of them were walking between the tents, and they were suddenly recognized by acquaintances.

"Qi Jia! You're Qi Jia! Where have you been all these days? Chief Qingjun, you're here too!" A fire-headed soldier suddenly recognized them.

"It's Lao Guo." Qing Yan said with his hands behind his back.

"Tsk tsk, Bingtou, why did you change into such rich clothes? Could it be that you have been promoted? I said that you have suddenly disappeared these few days!" the fire-headed soldier said, and called other fire-headed soldiers to come over to watch the fun.

"That's right, the superiors appreciated Qingyan's talent and promoted him to be an officer." Qi Jia folded his arms and said, "I'm also honored."

A group of fire-headed soldiers were envious, and while they were reminiscing about the old days, someone scolded from behind: "You bunch of slackers! You're being lazy again! Hurry up and cook!"

Qi Jia looked back, and it turned out to be the little officer in charge of miscellaneous affairs——Wang Chu, the guy who wanted to take advantage of him at first, and later sent someone to frame Qingyan.

"Hey, Qi Jia, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are developed! I thought you were a deserter!" Wang Chu also recognized Qi Jia, seeing that Qi Jia was well dressed, his face immediately turned down, and then he looked at Qing Yan The attire was made of high-quality fabrics that ordinary people couldn't afford, so he murmured in his heart.

"I remember that your name is Qingyan. At first, you were a small soldier who was sent to the back barracks to take a crime. What's the matter, are you out of shit luck? Which adult did you fawn on?" Wang Chu asked bitterly. .

"Fawn? Hehe, do you know who Qingyan is?" Qi Jia asked back.

"Who? At worst, it's just being seen by an official and taken as a male favourite?" Wang Chu said arrogantly.

"Sure enough, a dog can't spit out ivory." Qi Jia scolded.

"Maybe I even fucked you together, little boy, you didn't want to be fucked by me at the beginning, so you ran to lick the buttocks of the dignitaries, didn't you!" Wang Chu suddenly cursed viciously. He has a good relationship with the surrounding upper-level officers recently. Hearing about someone like Qi Jia Qingyan, he felt that the two of them were no big deal.

"Damn! You're a pervert! You're full of cunts! You're not afraid of rotten cocks!" Qi Jia scolded like a man, he is not the kind of person who is good at reasoning with others.

"You don't want to live anymore, kid! Do you know who is behind me now?!" Wang Chu was about to grab Qi Jia's collar, but Qing Yan grabbed his arm.

Seeing that a fight was about to start, the surrounding soldiers began to gather around. At this time, the prince's guards pushed aside the crowd and shouted: "Get out of the way! What are you making!"

As soon as the prince's guards came, everyone retreated one after another. Even Wang Chu recognized the costumes and sabers of the prince's guards, and said in fright, "Let go!"

Unexpectedly, when the prince's guard saw Qingyan, he knelt down on one knee and saluted: "Your Highness, the fourth prince, the prince has invited you to a banquet."

Only then did Qingyan let go of Wang Chu, and the two guards scolded: "Bold slave, you are still rude to His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince!"

Wang Chu was stunned for a moment. It was the guard who kicked him in the crook of the leg and made him fall to his knees.

"I don't know who your backstage is, but my backstage is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the current Holy Majesty." Qing Yan straightened his clothes and said with the air of a prince.

"Greetings to His Royal Highness the Fourth Prince!" The soldiers all around were winking, and they all knelt down to salute at this moment.

Only Qi Jia was still standing at the scene, and he thought to himself: It's very stable, baby Qilin, now you are a domineering prince!

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At the same time, in Qingyan's tent, Li Erhei, who was sent back, was tied up on the table with five flowers. On one side of it was a TV and a disc player, and he was holding a small leather for bjd dolls. The Tiandi doll with a whip, wearing a military uniform, walked around beside Fat Cat, and his little leather boots made crackling noises on the table.

The scene was extremely terrifying and gloomy.

"What are you going to do!! Let me go!" Li Erhei yelled in fear.

brush!

The baby waved the whip, then leaned close to the cat's head, and pressed down on his military cap.

I saw the doll's leather boots slamming on the button of the TV remote control.

"How to sterilize male cats? Today we invited Dr. Liu from xx Pet Hospital to show us on the spot - a popular science course on neutering male cats..." The hostess on the screen said with a smile.

I saw the camera switch, a big black cat waiting to be castrated was also trapped on the operating table like Li Erhei, waiting for jj to leave.

This is a terrible mental attack!