A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

"It's over! We ate the Heavenly Emperor's share!" Qi Jia suddenly realized when he licked his fingers, that he had eaten someone else's roast chicken in a dishonest way!

"Ahhh why am I so cowardly! The Emperor of Heaven is still a wounded man!" Qi Jia regretted with a headshot.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, Ling Han often cooks delicious food for Li Hechen himself, so it doesn't matter if he misses a meal." Li Quanhei patted his stomach with his paw, and burped happily.

"This is too bad!" Qi Jia blamed herself.

At this time, the basement door of the warehouse creaked again and quietly opened, Ling Han showed half of his head again and said: "It's okay, you can do it again."

"Wow! It scared me to death!" Li Quanhei was sitting facing the basement door, and was startled when he saw Ling Han's head suddenly exposed.

"Qi Jia's world seems to have a lot of new food recipes, there should be cookbooks in this warehouse?" Ling Han asked.

"Yes, I'll find it for you! Ah, I'm really sorry..." Ling Han said shyly, "I ate up all the roast chicken... I found the cookbook and some plant seeds for you. Some are new ones that the Central Plains doesn't have. Varieties, such as cocoa beans, you can take them back and grow them yourself to increase the variety of ingredients.”

"Okay!" Ling Han said with his eyes shining.

However, behind Ling Han, there seemed to be some noisy human voices coming from the small door, which made Qi Jia feel very strange, but she was too embarrassed to ask, so she hurried to the book shelf area to look for books.

Finally, Ling Han was willing to come out of the small door. He took the door behind him and quietly came to visit the Emperor of Heaven. The Emperor of Heaven slept soundly. Ling Han gently stroked his forehead and hair, but his fingers somehow ran across his cheek. , and finally pressed it on the depression of the emperor's thin lips.

"The touch of these lips is still so alluring." Ling Han murmured, his face got closer and closer to the Emperor of Heaven, and he even dropped a kiss on his lips.

"My lord...why don't you let me share your disaster..." Ling Han kissed her, and felt it was hard to let go.

Qi Jia found the book and seeds, and excitedly came to look for Ling Han, but accidentally saw this scene through the gap in the curtain, for some reason, his cheeks turned red, and he hurriedly turned away.

And even if Ling Han knew that there was someone behind him, he couldn't stop tormenting with the sleeping Emperor. This was the master he had guarded for 1000 years. How could a kiss relieve the pain of lovesickness?

"Wow..." The little unicorn who was sleeping together in the bed of the Heavenly Emperor suddenly twitched and let out a vague cry, as if it was about to wake up.

"The baby is awake, go prepare the bottle!" Ling Han finally returned to normal.

"I'm going right away!" Qi Jia said awkwardly, it turned out that he knew that he was behind him.

"The Heavenly Tribulation that the Heavenly Emperor bears has increased, so I didn't wake up after being molested by you like this." Li Quanhei walked over and said to Ling Han.

"Well, the Heavenly Tribulation is about to reach its peak, and the body of the Heavenly Emperor is also changing accordingly. Not only mana, but also physical strength are rapidly losing. Even so, he still insists on not wanting me to follow him, but to guard the heaven. Today The Three Realms of the Three Realms, just like the Yunzong back then, are more important to him than anything else..." Ling Han said solemnly, "If he can't survive this calamity, I will search for Langxuan for thousands of years, and I will always take his With all the souls together, no matter whether he becomes a demon, becomes a saint, or falls into reincarnation, I want to find him!

Whether it's Langxuan or Li Hechen, life after life, as long as my sword is immortal, I will eventually recognize the Lord and follow him! "

"...Are sword spirits as persistent as you?" Li Quanhei asked.

"The sword spirit is just a tool, as long as the body is immortal, the loyalty will not disappear... Brother is not only my master, or just the reincarnation of the master, he is... my lover!" Ling Han said.

"The milk bottle is ready..." Qi Jia stood by the curtain with the milk in his hands, and said in a daze, just a moment ago, Ling Han's persistent spirit made him jump.Although he didn't understand the entanglement between Ling Han and the Emperor of Heaven, he could clearly feel Ling Han's deep-rooted and almost crazy attachment to the Emperor of Heaven. Could it be...is this attachment...love?

After the little unicorn woke up with a flat stomach, a rubber nipple was delivered to its mouth in a daze, and it immediately hugged the bottle with its paws, sucking it.

"It's so edible, it seems to have recovered." Ling Han said.

Qi Jia hugged the little unicorn and nursed it, it looked like she was nursing a baby.

"Great! I don't know when it will change into a human form?" Qi Jia said, "By the way, is the Heavenly Emperor alright? I saw that he couldn't wake up after falling into a coma..."

"It's caused by the catastrophe. I only hope that senior brother can survive the catastrophe safely." Ling Han sighed deeply, then stroked the little unicorn and said, "Qi Jia, help me take care of the Emperor of Heaven. Please."

Qi Jia nodded vigorously.

After Ling Han left with the book, Li Quanhei suddenly sat down on the Heavenly Emperor's pillow, and then patted the Heavenly Emperor's cheek with his hind paw: "Get up, don't pretend to be asleep."

The Emperor of Heaven frowned slightly, and waved away Li Quanhei's hairy buttocks.

"Emperor of Heaven! Are you awake?" Qi Jia said in surprise, "You are not in good health... Ling Han said it was caused by the catastrophe..."

The Emperor of Heaven sat up with his arms supporting his body, and said: "I said I'm fine, it's just a catastrophe, don't worry about it."

"You were just embarrassed to make out with Ling Han in front of us, right? After 1000 years, you are still so young in this regard? You even thought of such a bad trick as pretending to sleep. I got under your bed So many times, of course I know what kind of pig you are when you really sleep to death! Twisting and twisting don't leave any room for others!" Li Quanhei rambled.

"Shut up!" The Emperor of Heaven pretended to cough twice, and covered his mouth, and the cheek skin exposed from the fingers was already flushed.

"Well, I think you guys stop arguing, His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, everyone should get back to sleep quickly." Qi Jia smoothed things over by hugging the yawning little unicorn.

In this way, everyone finally found a place to continue sleeping.

The little Qilin had another night of sleep after eating and drinking enough, and when Qi Jia woke up, he actually put his arms around the naked Qingyan.

Qingyan was also awakened, and when he realized his condition, Qingyan sat up in fright.

"Qi, Qi Jia!" Qing Yan said with a flushed face.

Qi Jia also felt super embarrassed, but seeing Qingyan's reaction was more intense than his own, he really looked a bit like his cold-faced but innocent Heavenly Emperor Shizun!

Thinking of this, Qi Jia couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Qing Yan wondered.

"Ah! It's nothing, nothing! By the way, everyone is a man, and I even urinated the shit for you, so why not be embarrassed!" Although Qi Jia said it pretending to be generous, she couldn't help but feel a little hot on her cheeks up.

"Okay, okay! There's no need to expand on this topic!" Qing Yan quickly covered his mouth, "As a reward, I'll take care of everyone's meals! I'll make breakfast! How about I make instant noodles and beat eggs for breakfast? "

It's a pity that Qingyan didn't eat the delicious lotus leaf chicken last night!When it comes to food, Qi Jia feels a little bit sorry for Qingyan, and of course, he also misses the delicious lotus leaf chicken that he will never forget in his life.

"I also want to add ham sausage and preserved egg!" Qi Jia folded her arms and said, hum, after serving the nanny for so long, today I have to be a grandpa.

"Okay! It's all up to you!" Qing Yan flicked Qi Jia's forehead with his fingers, showing a bright and bright smile. The two have experienced so much together, even facing the life-and-death battle of Li Gui. He still remembers the scene of sacrificing his life to attract ghosts. At this moment, Qingyan only felt that it was a great fortune to have breakfast with Qi Jia, even,

For the first time in my life, I thought of the word "happiness".

I want to be with Qi Jia.

No matter what happens, I want to join hands with him, share the blessings, and tide over the difficulties together!

"Qingyan, you smile so happily, did you think of something funny?" Qi Jia asked, seeing Qingyan smiling, he couldn't help showing a smile that he didn't realize.

"No, I just feel happy to be with you." Qing Yan said.

"Hahahahahahaha..." Qi Jia couldn't help laughing, "It's the first time someone said that to me, and I just made you happy!"

"Yeah! I feel so happy to have breakfast together!" Qingyan's smile was as innocent as a unicorn's milk cub, and he couldn't tell that he was the usual stable guy.

"Stop smirking, you two, come and see what delicious food Ling Han gave us." Li Quanhei shouted from a distance, only to see a cardboard box appeared at the door of the basement, I don't know what was inside .

"Here it is! How do you know it's delicious?" Qi Jia got up from the bed and was busy looking for clothes for Qing Yan.

"I smell it! It smells so good! Take it apart soon! I can't wait!" Li Quanhei was about to explode with anxiety.

Qi Jia was not in a hurry to open the box, but together with Qingyan helped the Heavenly Emperor who had also woken up to wash and change his dressing.Li Quanhei was so anxious that he rolled——

"I want to eat! I want to eat! I want to eat!" Li Quanhei rolled on the ground and groaned.

As a result, Paji, the Emperor's doll, stuffed a spicy stick into its mouth.

When Qingyan pushed the Emperor of Heaven to the box in a wheelchair, Qi Jiacai knelt down and carefully opened the box. After opening it, everyone was shocked!

That turned out to be a cake in the shape of a heavenly palace! !Even the beautiful color of the glazed roof is restored with raw materials such as caramel!

Ling Han is too dexterous! !I learned how to make a cake in one night and still have such a gorgeous shape! !

"This stuff...how do I eat it?" Li Quanhei asked blankly, covering his mouth with his paw.

"Cut it up and ate it... but it feels like it's a crime... such a beautiful shape... I feel guilty if I destroy it..." Qi Jia said in a daze.

Even so, the three of them still couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, and cut and ate the palace cake.

"Delicious!!!!" Qing Yan exclaimed after taking a bite.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Qi Jia is still in petrochemical process.

Then he slowly wept again...

How can the gods eat anything that is so delicious that people will never forget it, woo woo woo~~~~~

"It's alright, the technique is a bit immature, and it didn't fully display Ling Han's usual level, maybe it's because it's the first time I did it." Only the Heavenly Emperor calmly held a plate to judge.