A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

"Don't worry about my booger!" Qi Jia flicked his finger, and the booger flew out.

Qingyan watched the booger fly towards the face of an old man opposite, the old man was still spitting and talking with several officials around him, the moment he opened his mouth wide, the booger flew in .

This old man is the real father of Concubine Shu, who is also the grandfather of the Fourteenth Prince!

"Wow, so accurate, your booger fell into that person's mouth." Qing Yan said to Qi Jia.

"What are you doing so clearly?! Could my booger fly several feet away?!" Qi Jia said displeased.

The old man on the opposite side smacked his mouth a few times before swallowing it, and then looked confused, not knowing what he swallowed.

Qi Jia quickly turned away, pretending to be nonchalant.

Just when the two of them had nothing to talk about, the thirteenth prince who came first walked into the hall with his head held high. The prince's mother was Princess Yalta, the younger sister of the powerful neighbor Shanyu, so she was also arrogant. No, he even used his foreign blood to make things public, and he always blamed the open-minded nature of the foreigners when he repeatedly got into trouble. In fact, he was very cruel. He once flogged the maid to death at a young age.

Because he has diplomatic relations with relatives, Shanyu has no sons or brothers, only a younger sister married to the Central Plains court. In the future, maybe this thirteenth prince will become the great Shanyu of a powerful cavalry and archer outside the Great Wall. Therefore, in the palace, he is also the master of everyone's curry favor.

As soon as the tall and burly thirteenth prince entered the door, all the ministers came over to pay respects, but he pushed them away extremely arrogantly, and even kicked away an old man bowing his waist and shouting: "Which bastard is that?" The position in the row! Why is my position behind that bastard boy Fourteen!"

"Presumptuous! The thirteenth prince, how can you say that the fourteenth prince is also your younger brother, how can you speak so rudely?!" The grandfather of the fourteenth prince took advantage of his seniority, slapped the table and stood up and scolded.

"Old stuff, relying on the old and selling the old doesn't work here! Don't think I don't know. The Fourteenth boy is still drunk and unconscious on his bed. Don't you, grandpa, know that your grandson doesn't even have a big banquet tonight?" Come to such a shameful thing!"

The Thirteenth Prince sneered.

"You! Don't talk nonsense!" The old man trembled and rolled his eyes angrily, and was supported by a group of people. The thirteenth prince left him, walked directly to Qingyan's table, kicked the table, and shouted: "You two are What? Dare to sit here? Go away, this is my seat!"

"The seat chart says this is my seat, why should I get out of the way?!" Qi Jia hated this kind of domineering and rude scoundrel the most, and stared at the thirteenth prince directly.Although he didn't like to sit with people like the Fourteenth Prince, he would never be a soft-footed shrimp when others came to grab his seat.

"You bastard, how dare you talk to me like that!" The thirteenth prince looked at Shen Tianyu, and seeing that he was so beautiful, much prettier than any woman he had ever seen, he couldn't help squinting his eyes, his eyes flickered, and his tone was stern. It has changed a little, and it looks more sinister: "I think you are tired of working, why don't I help you."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab Qi Jia's neck, but before he could catch it, Qingyan grabbed his wrist and made a snap.

"Thirteenth brother, today is the crown prince's coming-of-age ceremony, so it's not good to just make trouble like this?" Qingyan's expression seemed to be different from that of just now, and he looked extremely imposing.

"Go away! Idiots!" The thirteenth prince's complexion changed suddenly, and his voice changed a little, as if he wanted to pull back his hand desperately, obviously Qingyan's grip was extraordinary.

Then Qingyan let go, and the thirteenth prince fell down on the carpet due to inertia, which attracted everyone's attention, and even the later princes looked at this and snickered.

The thirteenth prince was lifted up by his servants, and was about to get angry, but unexpectedly there was loud drumming outside, and the eunuch's cries were approaching, and everyone immediately stood up in awe, returning to their respective positions, indicating that the banquet was about to begin !

"Your Highness! Take your seat first!" A eunuch reminded the thirteenth prince, "Your Majesty will be here soon!"

"You're lucky! Slut!" The thirteenth prince spit in Qingyan's face after saying that, trying to insult Qingyan, but Qingyan blew, and the spittle flew upside down because of Qingyan's amazing internal strength He went back and sprayed the thirteenth prince all over the face!

"Wow! You bastard! I'm going to kill you!" The thirteenth prince touched his face and shouted, but at this time the second drumbeat sounded outside the hall again.

"Your Highness! Take your seat quickly! The other princes are all...!" The eunuch who was accompanying him was anxious, and hurriedly took out a gold silk handkerchief to wipe the face of the thirteenth prince and urged him.

The thirteenth prince scolded Qingyan a few obscenities, and then went to sit down resentfully.

But at this time, no one knew that on the majestic and magnificent glazed tile roof of the main hall, a fire unicorn with a red mane was taking advantage of the night, squatting on it with the posture of a cat holding its small hands, And lifted a piece of tile, secretly watching everything in the hall.

This fire unicorn with the same sitting posture as a cat is the fairy who suddenly appeared in Qingyan's room at dusk and reminded Qingyan that since he was a unicorn brought up by the black cat demon god, his sitting posture was stained with the appearance of a cat. Habit, when it becomes a prototype, I can't help but hold my hands.

In fact, he didn't want to become a unicorn prototype. The main reason was that he descended secretly this time. In order not to be discovered by other gods parading in the sky, he turned into a unicorn. It happened that the large unicorn sculpture on the roof was about the same size as himself. Once discovered, it can be disguised.

[If you don’t know what a small hand is, you can search for the three words farmer’s hand]

He took a break from his busy schedule to sneak down to take a peek. After all, the heavens are also very busy these days, busy holding the Fairy and Demon World Conference. According to the rules, the three unicorns must participate as arbitrations. He was breathing in the middle of the Fairy and Demon Conference. Then he ran over in a hurry, after all, the person sitting below was the reincarnation of his younger brother.

Every time I think about why my younger brother has not yet completed his merits and successfully entered the immortal class, the impatient Huo Qilin Xianjun feels——so anxious!

Qi Jia saw Qingyan making a rescue for himself, and his impression of him was a little loose. At this time, the drumbeat became tighter and tighter, and he had to stand up like everyone else, waiting for His Majesty the Emperor to arrive.

In fact, the drums for this kind of preparation had to start beating half an hour before the emperor came, so everyone stood for ten minutes, Qi Jia scolded the feudal etiquette in his heart, and finally waited outside to start. Various drums were played, and the mighty royal guard of honor held various palace lantern canopies and honor guard plaques woven with peacock feathers, like a long dragon, walking slowly from the entrance far away from the main hall square.

Finally, Emperor Taiyuan, who was wearing a royal robe, entered the gate of the palace, all the courtiers knelt down immediately, and Qi Jia also knelt down, only to see Emperor Taiyuan dragging a long cloak behind him, neatly wrapped by the maids. The cloak was carried in a row, and the cloak was only seen on the part of the floor, which was also extremely beautiful, showing the unique dignity of the emperor, but because he couldn't raise his head, he couldn't see what Emperor Taiyuan looked like.

The emperor was accompanied by a man who was also dressed in extremely exquisite Chinese clothes. He came in with the emperor, and only saw his shoes inlaid with pearls passing in front of him. It must be the legendary emperor who loved him the most and often carried them with him. the prince.

The etiquette officer led the crowd to shout long live to the emperor three times, and after performing a set of three kneeling and nine kowtowing rituals, Emperor Taiyuan was already sitting on the dragon chair, separated by a curtain, and the true face of Long Yan could not be seen clearly, but Qi Jia did not come here for Seeing what the emperor looked like, after taking his seat, he was a little bit looking forward to what he would eat today.

According to the law of etiquette, it is not yet possible to serve food and set up a banquet, and the princes are required to pay New Year's greetings to the emperor together.So I saw Qingyan standing up with the other princes to take their seats, spontaneously lining up in the court hall.

The prince stood at the front, and Qi Jia could see clearly that the sons of Emperor Taiyuan were all good-looking talents, and the prince was even more handsome, a rare handsome man in the world. It is said that the mother of the prince was the number one in the world in the past. A beautiful woman, it seems that her reputation is indeed well-deserved.

Although they lined up spontaneously, they still lined up according to the order of seniority, but the other princes maliciously squeezed out Qingyan who looked very shabby, especially the thirteenth prince secretly pushed Qingyan, so that Qingyan was squeezed to stand at the end One row, standing with the youngest short brothers.

After all the princes congratulated the emperor on the new year, the emperor waved his hand behind the bead curtain to signal all the princes to return to their seats. Only the prince walked to the dragon seat, and the maid opened a corner of the curtain for him to let him in. Finally, he sat next to the position.

This position made the other princes envious, except for Qingyan, who originally wanted to eat a big meal, every prince's eyes implied envy or jealousy towards the prince.

It wasn't until this time that the etiquette officer announced the start of the banquet, and the maids who served the dishes entered in a neat file, and the music was also played.Qi Jia not only breathed a sigh of relief, he took a sneak peek at Qingyan, and found that Qingyan was not like a domineering prince, compared to other princes, his clothes were a bit shabby no matter how you looked at them, and he could be seen from a close distance There is an invisible patch of the same color on the elbow.

The Fourteenth Prince would wear patched clothes to attend such an important banquet?Wait, didn't the arrogant thirteenth prince just say that the fourteenth prince didn't come?Who is this person? !

Thinking of the fourteenth prince's attitude towards Qingyan just now, and the other princes' rejection of Qingyan when they lined up, Qi Jia suddenly thought: This person could not be the typical unfavored prince in time-travel dramas, right? !

Wow!In TV dramas and novels, this kind of person is usually the candidate to be the emperor in the end!

Qi Jia suddenly felt a bolt of lightning flash through his mind, and then took a closer look at Qingyan.

Suddenly, Qi Jia felt a little regretful that she picked her nose when they first met!

This person might be a potential stock!