A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

In Tianjie, every once in a while, there will be a spontaneously formed small market held on the Tianjie in the central Tianting, similar to the current flea market.

The purpose of the existence of this market is to exchange intelligence and information, as well as the circulation and exchange of magic weapons, for the idle immortals to barter.

After Qi Jia came to the Heaven Realm, she had long been eager to try this market, so she prepared for it for several days.

After he came to heaven, he naturally lived in Li Hechen's manor with his baby Qilin.

I don’t know if it’s because of the overall atmosphere or the environment in the heavens, Qingyan can still maintain the human form of an adult in the lower realms, but in the heavens he can only change from a baby to a one or two-year-old baby Looks like a child.

Because the milk baby looks so silly, he would rather become a milk baby, holding a yogurt bottle and sucking in his beloved plastic basin.

After some preparations, Qi Jia finally carried a large bag of goods that he wanted to sell, and boarded the carriage with Ling Han and Li Hechen. Ling Han also prepared his own stall items, which were some special snacks made by himself. .

And Li Hechen sat in the car and had already started eating.

"Master, it seems that you have prepared something to sell, what is it?" Qi Jia asked Li Hechen, now he has worshiped Li Hechen as his teacher, and Qingyan is a brother.

"My calligraphy and painting are just paintings from before." Heavenly Emperor said.He asked Ling Han to pack up the portrait of Langxuan in that cave and prepare to sell it in the market. Anyway, Langxuan is the leader of the heavenly world, so hanging his portrait at home is not only politically correct but also wards off evil spirits.

Pretty good at recycling.Ling Han glanced at Li Hechen.

The milk cub uttered a wow sound in the plastic basin, indicating that he could sing.

But no one understood its words.

In this way, the group of four from Liantan came to the already bustling Tianjie early in the morning.

As soon as the carriage arrived at the place, the four of them found that there was no place for them to set up a stall, and the venue was fully occupied.

But this can't trouble the very thoughtful milk cub, I saw it emerge from the plastic basin that Qi Jia is holding, its horns are glowing, and it starts to accumulate energy!

"Hola!! hola!! papa!!!" The cub roared loudly, immediately triggering thousands of thunder calamities in the sky, covering the entire sky! ! !

For a moment, the entire heaven was shaken! !

After all, the milk cub is a unicorn blessed by the God of Chaos, and this is the heaven, which has an absolute bonus to his mana, and the mana effect is also cool! !

But the thunder and lightning in the sky did not fall, but formed a few big characters!

"I want to set up a stall!!"

"It's Emperor Qingyan who is here!!" Now everyone in the market noticed them.

In this heaven, it seems that Qingyan has more face than Li Hechen.

So everyone came to pay homage to the milk cub in the plastic basin. It is said that Qingyan was also a handsome and unsmiling Qilin Emperor before. Although he didn't know why he had become a milk cub now, but seeing his thunderous formation, it was better than that. The previous mana was even worse than that - just using lightning to write in the entire sky, such a boring move, such a large-scale consumption of mana, no one in the entire heaven could do it.

The milk cub probably just discovered that his thunderbolt has this kind of effect, so he started to sing, and saw it humming in the basin, and from the tune, it could be heard that it was rapping——

"What is he singing?" Ling Han asked.

Qi Jia then sang along: "Ali yo hou hou~~~Ali yo hou hou~~~~ Just this feel~~~~Five words float from the sky~~~"

When I sang here, I saw the milk cub with its paws facing the sky, and a new lightning and thunder flashed in the sky again, and five large characters appeared! !

That's all right! !

"It's really floating in the sky..." Li Hechen and Ling Han (⊙_⊙)

Relying on the milk cub's face, they got a stall in the middle of a market.

After Qi Jia set up the booth, he laid out the things in his luggage one by one, and saw that they turned out to be very beautiful pet clothes!

It turns out that many immortals in the heavens will raise small fairy beasts, and Qi Jia happens to use the milk cubs as models to show these fashionable pet fashions to the immortals.

Of course, many people gathered around just to see the rare milk cub Qilin.Clothes did not sell a few pieces.

Also unsold were Li Hechen's calligraphy and paintings. This was a magic weapon exchange gathering in the heavens. He actually sold calligraphy and paintings like a down-and-out scholar, so naturally no one cared about them.

After waiting for a long time, a customer with a veil finally came over and asked: "Li Hechen, you can't draw anything else. What does it mean to draw the Emperor of Heaven at every turn? Do you have any plans for the Emperor of Heaven?"

This man's voice is soothing.

"I'm willing." Li Hechen crossed his arms and said, "Buy it or not, and go if you don't. Don't hinder me from doing business."

"You bastard!!" Shu Rong snorted angrily, and saw him take out a glass wishful thinking from his bosom and said: "This is a magic weapon I practiced myself, these calligraphy and paintings are not allowed to be sold anymore! I want them all! I I don't want Langxuan's portrait to be bought and hung up to desecrate!"

In this way, Li Hechen made his first business by accident.

Ling Han's place is extremely hot, his desserts are selling like crazy, and no matter what dimension or world he is in, his desserts still sell the best.

The milk cub saw that only Qi Jia's clothes hadn't been sold, so he made another effort!

"hola! hola! shatu!!!" It slapped the edge of the basin vigorously, and the thunder and lightning plug-in went online, and the sky of the heaven was once again composed of a very regular advertising slogan by thunder and lightning!

"Stand xxx in the Tianjie Market sells rare fashions! Hurry up if you want to buy!"

As a result, although Qi Jia's clothes did not sell a few pieces, a new heavenly law was born because of this-that is, it is not allowed to post barrage advertisements on the sky screen.

In the evening, the people in the market dispersed one after another.

Qi Jia tidied up his booth. Although he was the only one who didn't sell anything, he had a very happy and interesting day. Of course, it would be better if he sold something.

"Hey~" The cub said at this time that he wanted to poop.

Qi Jia then took out the portable pet potty, holding the baby cub.

Just when the milk cub was about to enjoy the refreshment of um, he looked up, and there was a circle of immortals standing around him, and each of them looked at him with wide eyes.

The milk cub froze immediately.

"I want this lump of unicorn poop." A fairy spoke first.

"No! I want it! I offer two magic weapons!" another fairy shouted.

Other immortals dissatisfied and quarreled, and more and more people gathered.

Kirin poop is one of the most precious materials for treasure refining and planting in the Three Realms. These immortals who came to the market with the mood of wandering, just like picking up a treasure by chance, discovered the unicorn that was impossible to get anywhere Poop, naturally one by one eyes are shining!

You must know that there are only four unicorns in the entire Three Realms, and their poop has always been kept in the fields of outsiders, and it is impossible for anyone to get it!

Due to the pile of poop, the market that was about to be disbanded not only became lively again, but also attracted immortals from all directions to watch and bid, and the scene was once extremely chaotic.

Seeing that many immortals even fought for this, Shu Rong couldn't stand it anymore, finally tore off her veil, took out the token of the Emperor of Heaven, stood on a high place and shouted: "Everyone is not allowed to mess up! Just listen to my command! Start to treat the unicorn dung. Fair bidding!!!”

For a moment, Qingyan felt the pressure of pulling a shi, and the attention of everyone, which was even more sensational than him pooping in the mortal world.

So when there were thousands of immortals bidding for the unicorn poop, the milk cub had to live a loveless life under the eyes of everyone.

It vowed never to come to this kind of place again next time!

Because of the cub's poop, Qi Jia's final income was miraculously reversed, and she became the biggest winner of this heavenly fair.