A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

In fact, Yu Guoan didn't believe that Qingyan could raise food at all. He just saw that Qingyan seemed to want to be a deserter, so he sent people to follow him.It's a bit like "If you want to die, I will let you die".

However, Qingyan really wanted to raise money.His Qi Jia and others came to that town and went straight to the rice shop to buy rice. The shopkeeper said that they wanted too much rice and asked them to pay a deposit of 1000 taels first.

Qi Jia and Qingyan put together their banknotes and handed them to the shopkeeper of the rice store, but the shopkeeper suddenly changed his mind, saying that he didn't have so much in stock, and told them to wait until next year's harvest to pick up the rice.

It turned out that the owner of the rice shop was owned by a well-known landlord here. He kept a lot of thugs on weekdays. Not so much harvest now.

Qi Jia said that he was raising food for the army, but they didn't even have the army's documents and tokens, and the shopkeeper didn't believe them at all.

Now is the severe winter season, when the common people are in short supply, even if they go to the common people's houses to raise food from house to house, it is impossible to do it in one day.

"Why don't we rob their grain depots?" Ying San came up with an idea, but Ying Si sneaked into the warehouse of the rice store and found that there really wasn't as much grain as the troops needed.It turned out that the local land was barren and the harvest had been poor for many years.

"If things go on like this, even in the next year, I don't think this poor place can gather the food we need." Qi Jia said.

"Your Highness, you can escape." Ying Size said.

"Fleeing is not my style. Since I was ordered to go out, how can I be a deserter? Now the army is in urgent need of food, I believe that there is no way out!" Qingyan said solemnly, and then smashed the black cat gifted by the fairy crystal.

Then Qingyan and Qi Jia sat under the tree and waited.

Shadow Three Shadows looked at each other, not knowing what they were waiting for.

After a quarter of an hour like this——

A halo suddenly appeared in mid-air, Qi Jia looked up, the halo looked like a portal in a sci-fi movie, and the voice of Mr. Black Cat came from the ring:

"You two brats! Sure enough, I expected it! Call me for anything!"

The shadow guards were stunned!I saw a chubby black cat floating down from the halo, and its ass was so big that it weighed more than ten catties!

"Well, what's the trivial thing this time." The black cat stretched out a paw and asked.

"The cat has spoken!" shouted the shadow guards.

"This is just my disguise, I'm actually a god, idiots!" The black cat pouted.

"Mr. Black Cat, what is your real name?" Qi Jia asked, he had thought before, this black cat must not be the legendary Taibaijinxing or something like that!

"My name is Li Quanhei." The black cat wagged its tail and said, hum, in fact, this name is also a pseudonym!He wouldn't tell these little kids that he was the great Devil Emperor Dongfang Mingyu!

"The name is quite appropriate." The shadow guard interjected.

The black cat glanced at them, and the two shadow guards who had seen the wind and waves licking blood seemed to be super receptive, and quickly adapted to the reality that cats can talk, and still lamented that the superstitions and legends in this world turned out to be true, etc. .

"Teacher Quan Hei, can you conjure three thousand catties of rice?" Qi Jia asked.

"Don't be stupid, most of the morphed things are disguised, not the real thing, and will soon reveal their original shape. What do you want so much rice for?" Li Quanhei asked.

Qingyan then told Li Quanhei the ins and outs of the future.

After Li Quanhei finished listening, he said:

"The owner of the rice store can't produce rice, because the local land is poor and the food production is low, so if the food harvest is good, you can get the rice, right?"

"But the grain cannot be harvested in one day!" Qi Jia said.

"I think it's okay. As long as Qingyan blesses this land with his unicorn avatar, the scene of a good harvest will come true. Choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun. Today I will teach Qingyan the spell of transformation. Anyway, his spiritual power these days should be It has recovered." Li Quanhei said.

"Immortal, can we also learn the magic of cultivating immortals!" Ying San interjected.

"Yes, yes, we want to be the first shadow guards to learn the art of cultivating immortals!" Ying Si said.

"That's right! In this way, we will definitely become gold-medal shadow guards in the future!"

"Replacing Lord Jue Ying is just around the corner!"

The two shadow guards were immediately excited - but the purpose of your learning fairy art is still to be a shadow guard!So dedicated!Qi Jia thought with black lines all over his face.

"Tch, people who have killed people cannot become immortals." Li Quanhei said nonsense, he didn't want to teach these two idiots without spiritual roots.

It was almost noon now, Li Quanhei led a few people to a corner of a remote and barren field, then sat down on a rock, and began to teach the four people sitting cross-legged in front of it.

"The trick to transforming is actually very simple. It is to gather spiritual power in the dantian just like you martial arts practitioners, and then concentrate on thinking about the shape you want to change..." Li Quanhei began to talk in the posture of a farmer Endless speeches.

After talking for about half an hour, Li Quanhei finally said: "But Qingyan, you are really a unicorn cub that has not yet been weaned. No matter how hard you try, it is impossible to change at will, unless you are a hundred years old."

"That doesn't mean you didn't say anything." Qi Jia said, "We only have one day!"

"So I prepared this for you!" Li Quanhei conjured up a necklace, which seemed to be another piece of crystal magic product, and there seemed to be a shimmer of light in the crystal pendant in the shape of a small fish that was constantly changing.

"This is a magic weapon that I have gathered a little of my mana. After wearing it, you can transform by chanting the spell I gave you. But the capacity of mana is limited, and you can only transform about ten times. And after one transformation, you only have to wait three times." Only a genius can carry out the next transformation. Each transformation can only last for one day." Li Quanhei said.

"Isn't this the same as transforming into a magical girl!" Qi Jia said.

"Um, the mantra is 'all black and all black is the most handsome in the three realms!'" Li Quanhei said.

After hearing this, everyone looked at Li Quanhei with strange eyes.

The atmosphere suddenly froze in an instant.

"Brother, just now I heard the immortal cat's way of cultivating immortals, and I seem to have understood it a little bit." Ying Si said suddenly, "I'll try this transformation technique."

After all, he sat cross-legged, as if he was practicing martial arts.

"Don't be stupid! Junior brother! You and I have killed people before, so it is impossible to cultivate immortality!" Ying San said.

Unexpectedly, with a plop, Ying Si suddenly disappeared, leaving only a pile of clothes, and a cow cat emerged from the clothes.

"Brother!! I turned into a cat! I succeeded!" The cow cat made Yingsi's voice!

"That's amazing! Then I'll try it too!" Ying San also meditated, and within a moment, he also turned into a cat with a black back and a white belly!

"Wow!! Meow!" The two shadow guard cats clasped their paws excitedly and shouted.

"I didn't expect you to have the roots of wisdom... I think it was Qilin that triggered your roots of wisdom..." The black cat curled its lips and said, "Okay, I should go back."

After saying that, Li Quanhei disappeared with a whoosh.

"Hey! Junior brother! He didn't tell us how to change back!" Yingsanmao shouted.

"Meow! Don't! Come back!" Ying Simao panicked.

"I think it's because he said that when the spiritual power is exhausted, it will change back." Qingyan said.

"His Royal Highness Qingyan! From now on we will mess with you!" The two cats knelt down for Qingyan with a puff - never thought that the fourth prince could still communicate with ghosts and gods!so amazing!

"Follow me and play well, and I will definitely promote you to make contributions in the future." Qingyan said.

"No, we just want to surpass Master Jue Ying and become the number one Shadow Guard." Ying Si said.

"That's right, we just want to be shadow guards!" Ying San said, "This is our ideal!"

"This is probably the so-called craftsman spirit!" Qi Jia said with admiration, "You guys can almost make an inspirational movie called "I'm a Shadow Guard in the Palace"."

But other people don't understand what a movie is.

"Okay, in order to solve the ration crisis, it's my turn to transform." Qing Yan said solemnly.

The two shadow guard cats squatted neatly behind Qingyan, holding their breath and waiting for the master to transform.

I saw that Qingyan actually took off all his clothes!

At this moment, a few cowherd boys passed by here in the distance, happened to see Qingyan, and shouted: "Wow!! I want to go home and tell my mother! Someone stripped naked in the wild!"

"I just don't want to get my clothes dirty." Qing Yan watched the group of children running away laughing, and argued to Qi Jia.

Qi Jia shrugged, thinking, no one would care about this, so hurry up and transform!

After putting on the magic weapon necklace given by Li Quanhei, the naked Qingyan yelled at the field: "All black, all black! The most handsome in the three realms!"

As soon as the voice fell, a thunderbolt suddenly landed!In the dazzling flash, the pure white silver-scaled unicorn cub appeared again!

"Wow!!! Baby unicorn!!(づ)づ" Qi Jia saw the unicorn baby and couldn't help but hugged the baby.

"The Fourth Highness is so small after transformation!" Ying Sanmao said.

"Wow!" The unicorn cub looked at Qi Jia's chin in Qi Jia's arms and shouted, meaning hurry up and bless this land!

but!

How to bless!

Li Quanhei ran away halfway through his words!

Qi Jia suddenly realized that they didn't seem to know how to use unicorns to bless the land!

Moreover, I don't know how to summon Li Quanhei!Because the summoning magic weapon has been used!

"Wow~~Wow~~~hola!" The unicorn cub began to whine for a while, as if he wanted to bless the land or something, but it couldn't read the real sentence at all.

"Ah! I have a solution! Let's develop a blessing method ourselves!" Qi Jia had an idea, and squatted on the edge of the field with the little unicorn in his arms, booing.

But the little Qilin wailed twice, meaning that he had been to the latrine when he came here, so he couldn't get out.

But Qi Jia is not discouraged, he is from the 21st century and knows a lot of knowledge that the ancients did not know!

So he started various experiments!

He walked into the field, held up the little unicorn, and shouted: "A la Hu a Ke Ba!"

But nothing happened.

Then he asked two shadow guard cats to go down to the field to act as a group performer. He stood on the raised stone beside the field, held up the little unicorn and shouted to the two cats: "This is your king! The unicorn!" King! Let him bless the land!"

Still nothing happened.

Qi Jia had no choice but to spend a five-pointed star magic array in the field, put the unicorn in the array, and said a mantra: "Doukou oxen and chestnuts!"

"holahola! shatu!" the little unicorn also shouted.

Still nothing happened.

"Great Qilin, I present these two cats as a tribute to you!" Qi Jia picked up Yingsan and laid him flat in front of the Qilin's cub. Yingsan's cats showed their fur belly in cooperation, and Qilin raised its paws and slapped it. Pressing it on Yingsanmao's fur belly, he began to howl seriously—meaning, the deity has accepted your sacrifice!The deity wants to bless this land!

Ran and egg.