A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

However, some preparations are required to use the "tips" of Otter King.

According to the request of the Emperor of Heaven, Emperor Taiyuan ordered all the soldiers to blindfold before releasing King Otter on the battlefield.

At this time, the 15 enemy troops were intimidated by seeing Marshal Fire Wolf falling from their horses one after another, and they didn't dare to step forward for a while.

After everyone on Emperor Taiyuan's side was blindfolded, Emperor Taiyuan personally threw the Otter King under the city wall. Just like Li Quanhei, the Otter King turned into the handsome water fantasy king the moment he landed.

Why does Mr. Li know so many strange and inhuman things?Could it be that Mr. Li is actually not a mortal, but some kind of genius?Emperor Taiyuan looked down, picked up the cloth, and covered his eyes.

He probably guessed what the Otter King was going to do - both he and Mr. Li had witnessed the Otter King's illusion, it seemed that the Otter King was going to show off his stunt here!

"Otter King, do you want to use your illusion?" Devil Emperor Li Quanhei asked.

"That's right, and it's a super scary illusion. In order to prevent you from leaving a shadow in your heart, I think you'd better cover your eyes and don't look at it!" The Otter King said seriously, and he actually pulled out a handkerchief from his arms, Blindfolded himself.

"Why can't you watch it yourself?" Li Quanhei had an expression of "Are you kidding me?"

The Otter King took it for granted, "I'm afraid I'd be scared to the point of being overwhelmed when I saw it."

"It looks scary! I'm going back to sleep anyway, my task has been completed anyway." Li Quanhei said, turned into a big black cat and ran away.

The sword spirits behind him made dissatisfied voices one after another, saying what to command the sword spirits!What a cowardly cat!

Seeing Li Quanhei's sudden departure, Shan Yu's army, which had been stagnant, sounded the clarion call of a charge—for a while, the crisis came again!

And in less than an instant, Li Quanhei jumped in from the window sill of the Emperor of Heaven with a plop, and charged towards the bed of the Emperor of Heaven. Just as it was about to jump onto the big bed in a chic posture, its body leaped to the highest point of the parabola. At about [-]:[-], it was caught by Ling Han.

"It's covered in mud, I'll take it to wash it well!" Ling Han said while holding the big fat black cat.

"Good job!" The Heavenly Emperor shrank under the blanket and said, "Give him some jasmine fragrance."

"I don't want to take a bath, meow!!" Li Quanhei screamed.

It was already midnight.

Qingyan, who hadn't turned into a milk cub, sat up from the mattress, with a towel covering her body.

He scratched his hair with both hands, and said deeply: "Qi Jia...I will take responsibility for you..."

"You love me, what is responsible or not, so old feudalism." Qi Jia sat up topless, and he picked up the

With the cigarettes and lighter delivered on the tray, Tiandi doll lit a cigarette and quickly blew out a perfect smoke ring.

Then he lay down with his arms on his pillow, looked at the ceiling and said: "Qingyan, sometimes I feel that you are Qingyan when you become a human, not a nanny at all."

"I'm not a baby boy, I'm a man." Qingyan said seriously, "I swear, I will protect you forever and ever! I will never betray you!"

"Qingyan, can you relax a bit, xx is a great and harmonious entertainment, well, although it's my first time, but I think your technique is good. It's not like those fanbooks that only care about your own enjoyment It's..." Qi Jia said.

"Because I have studied hard for a long time!" Qing Yan said with a flushed face.

"Let's take a shower together!" Qi Jia patted him on the back and said.

So the two of them went to take a bath in the tub together, and after Da Da Da Da Da Da sent the soap and towels, they turned off the light in the bathroom with a tap.

"We just want to take a bath! Don't turn off the lights! It's too dark!" Qi Jia yelled in the bathroom.

Tiandi doll, on the other hand, ran to clean up the soot beside Qi Jia's mattress with a small broom that swept the computer table.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door suddenly!

it's out of the question!Tiandi doll tilted her head and looked at the closed warehouse door. Once the door was closed, it would be impossible to show it outside. How could someone knock on the door?

Having said that, once the gate is closed, in which space will the gate drift?

Since there is a spatial concept of "inside", there should be a corresponding concept of "outside".

Tiandi doll fell into a second of cosmic philosophical speculation.

The knocking on the door continued, and the sound of the water in the bathroom was rushing. It seemed impossible for the two of them to hear it.

Finally, Tiandi Doll walked towards the gate and decided to see who discovered this warehouse in this wonderful space drift.

When it opened the crack of the big iron door and looked out, it suddenly discovered that the person knocking on the door was———? ! ! !

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On the frontier battlefield!The empty city is outside the city gate!

A brutal battle is imminent!

However, the king of otters was blindfolded, his white clothes curled up, and he proudly faced thousands of troops with his hands behind his back!

At this time, a sword spirit of a Heavenly Emperor brought a pipa from nowhere, and even played music for the King of Otters, with a particularly poignant and tragic melody. Seeing this, other sword spirits flew over with a swish Flying over, I found Guqin, Xiao, flute and other instruments to play.

Suddenly, the atmosphere on the entire battlefield became even more desolate and inexplicable.

"Why are you playing music here?" Otter King suddenly turned around and asked, even the cloth strips on his face fell off.

"Oh, it's our master's hobby. He pays attention to the atmosphere every time he plays a battle, so each of us has practiced a musical instrument. How about changing it to a cheerful one for you?" said the sword spirit playing the pipa, "Let's get married !"

So there really was a sword spirit blowing the suona.

"I didn't expect my queen, Xiaobai, to have such a hobby..." The Otter King seemed to have discovered some secret that shouldn't be discovered.

Seeing that the enemy army was less than a hundred feet away from the city gate, the Otter King suddenly shouted and cast his huge illusion!A huge magic circle that can stretch for dozens of miles after unfolding!

"Otter Extinction Array!!" The Otter King roared, stunned the sword spirit behind the soundtrack, thinking that he was going to make some big move, but he didn't expect it to be just an illusion array.

These sword spirits thought they had experienced hundreds of battles, and they had followed the Emperor of Heaven for thousands of years to defeat demons and demons, and they had never seen any battles, so they didn't cover their eyes at all.

However, half an hour later——

The 15 Shanyu army was so frightened that even the horses ran back in fright, because everyone was frightened and ran away desperately, and they didn't know how many casualties were caused by trampling.

As for those sword spirits who were not blindfolded, their expressions changed from watching the excitement at the beginning to

(⊙_⊙)

Although not scared to death, it left a deep shadow.

Sure enough, King Otter's phantom formation is not a bragging. It is said that everyone will see different phantoms according to their own heart, so no one knows what each other sees.

The otter family is indeed a race that survived the extinction period.

"Your Majesty! The enemy army has retreated!" The soldiers on the city wall untied their cloth strips and began to cheer, while Emperor Taiyuan was bewildered, and it took a while before he thought of going to see the Emperor of Heaven.

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Tiandi doll opened the big iron door of the warehouse and stared blankly at the scene in front of her.

Outside the door is not the Dragon Palace at all, nor is it the world where Qi Jia lives, but————

vast universe.

A big black cat stood upright at the door, the one who knocked just now.

Tiandiwa looked at the big black cat's figure, and found that he was exactly the same as Li Quanhei's fat cat in every way, and there was no difference in one place, he was almost like Li Quanhei's twin brother.

However, how could Li Quanhei appear here?

"It turns out that aliens look like this." The big black cat suddenly said, "We are cosmic drifters and have been drifting in the universe for a long time. I wonder if you can provide us with supplies? Maybe You don't understand our language."

After the big black cat finished speaking, he even held up a cardboard with cat canned food and mineral water drawn on it.

"Hello! Iamyuzhouliulanger, Iwantwaterandfood! doyouaand?" The big black cat started to speak English.

Obviously, this black cat is not Li Quanhei!

The Tiandi doll thought for a second, then ran into the warehouse, and then ran back, holding a cardboard and a paintbrush in his hand, and swished a Lei Feng on the cardboard.

"You can understand my language!! That's great! You mean that you are like Lei Feng's spaceship!" The big black cat jumped with excitement.I saw it grasping the Tiandi baby's hand with its cat's paw, as if it was a meeting of teachers in Jinggangshan, and said with pride:

"Actually, there are two people in my cabin, can you let them board your spaceship together?!

Ah, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Mao Haoxuan. "

When Qi Jia and Qing Yan came out of the shower, they smelled the aroma of instant noodles wafting from the warehouse. They walked to the open space in surprise, and found a man with long hair and beard eating instant noodles hungrily.

"I'm so touched!!! Finally, I have instant noodles with a different taste!!!" The man let out a cry of emotion.

"I can still eat canned cat food with different flavors!!" A British shorthair cat next to him also wailed while gnawing on the canned food.

"Guys who have never seen the world." A big fat black cat that looks like Li Quanhei said while smoking a cigarette.

"Who are these people? The warehouse door is obviously closed!" Qi Jia said in shock.

The big black cat heard Qi Jia's voice, turned its head to this side, and suddenly burst out a string of English:

"Hello! weareyuzhouliulanger, wewantswaterandfoods! doyouaand?"

Qi Jia (⊙_⊙): "You should speak in Chinese, I just passed CET-[-] in English."

"I speak junior high school English." The smoking big black cat curled its lips.