A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

In other words, just a day ago——

Beyond the human world, the Nether Demon Realm, the mysterious holy land where the souls of the world come and go - You Ye City stands and floats above the end of the Styx River, looking from a distance like a blooming dark mandala.

The dark moon hangs high in the void of the demon world, illuminating the path of ghosts, and covering Youye City with a mysterious moonlight veil all year round.

Here, it is ruled by the great Demon Emperor Dongfang. He holds the supremacy of the Nether Demon Realm and governs the Three Realms together with the Heavenly Emperor. , living in the Xuanyue Palace at the highest point of Youye City all year round, overlooking the entire realm, except for the Emperor of Heaven, no one is qualified to look directly into his eyes, and no one is qualified to call his name directly.

In this magical realm, the Devil Emperor is supreme, but very few people have seen the Devil Emperor.

Legend has it that the Devil Emperor has the most majestic and handsome face in the Netherworld. His aura can make even the most rebellious monsters limp in an instant. Advocate the way of balancing the three realms, and rule the devil world with the coexistence of benevolence and autocracy.

Undoubtedly, the Devil Emperor is the most perfect emperor and overlord of the Netherworld. Everyone believes in his authority and worships him.Now, the Millennium Heaven and Earth Conference is about to be held, and the Devil Emperor is invited to leave the Nether Realm temporarily and go to the Heaven Realm.Nominally, the Demon Realm is still under the leadership of the Heaven Realm, so the Demon Emperor will condescend and go to the Heaven Realm in person.

However, just when the Devil Emperor was about to leave his palace, the Southern Saint Qilin Emperor from the heaven came to visit the Devil Emperor in person.

The fire sage Qilin Emperor, named Qingmian, is the master in charge of the southern fire spirit's land veins. If such a distinguished guest visits, it will definitely cause a sensation in the entire Netherworld. However, Qingmian is a secret visit. , are wearing cloaks, stealthy action.

When he came to the throne of the Supreme Devil Emperor, he knelt down without saying a word, which surprised the maids in the hall—you know, the Fire Sage Emperor and the Devil Emperor should be regarded as equals in the laws of the heavens. Why did the Qilin emperor make such a big gift?

"You all step back." The majestic Devil Emperor propped his chin on the throne, and signaled his subordinates to leave the hall and close the door. It seemed that he had something secret to discuss with the Qilin Emperor.

"Daddy Hei!! You have to help me!" Qing Mian yelled as soon as he opened his mouth, causing the Devil Emperor to frown.

"Didn't the deity say that, don't call me that name! That's the old name from many years ago!" The devil coldly snorted.

"No matter! Dad, you are the one who brought me up. Now my brother is in trouble. You have to help him. I am restricted by the rules of heaven and cannot often go to the lower realms to support my poor young brother--my brother is too young. He If you don't know how to control your mana, or even how to transform yourself, if you can't control yourself, you will disrupt the destiny and affect the world!

You are different, Daddy Quanhei, you are the Devil Emperor, and the Heavenly Emperor also respects you three points, please help me take him!Just like when you brought me up! "Qing Mian knelt on the ground and hugged the Demon Emperor's thigh and said.

"You idiot, the reason why Qingyan went down to the world to experience calamity is because the seal in the east is unstable, and he is urgently needed to ascend to the immortal guard to prevent those vicious monsters from causing harm to the world! And calamity is the best way for him to ascend to immortality quickly. Go and interfere His merit and calamity will affect his immortal journey! Although he is very young, he has a heavy burden, if he does not have the perseverance to accept the baptism of disaster, he is not qualified to be the guardian of the Qilin Emperor!" said the Demon Emperor.

"But he is still so young! He can't even speak, and he can't walk steadily. He was born thousands of years younger than us! He has to bear a heavy burden and be reincarnated as a human being! We don't even have the chance to let him and us The brothers know each other... Hei Dad, I know you are wise and powerful, and you must have a way to exploit the loopholes in the sky, right? Godfather!"

"Take advantage of the loopholes in the laws of heaven, thanks to you for thinking of such a rebellious thing! You also know that the Emperor of Heaven will never show mercy! Hmph, who told you that I brought you up," the Devil Emperor pouted, "You Go away, I'll figure it out."

The unicorns guarding the four directions are all born from the aura of heaven and earth, and they shoulder the heavy responsibility of guarding one side of the seal of heaven and earth.

When the Three Realms were in turmoil, Huo Qilin was born. The Emperor of Heaven was busy with the chaos of the Three Realms and had no time to take care of his body. He entrusted the Devil Emperor to help raise the Fire Qilin Qingmian, so Qingmian recognized the Devil Emperor as his godfather.

After the Devil Emperor sent Qing Mian away, after thinking about it, if he entered the human world with his real body, he would definitely be noticed and had to disguise himself.And the only disguise that can't be discovered is to absolutely hide one's magical aura and turn into an ordinary bird and beast.

Therefore, he finally decided to become an animal familiar to ordinary people - a black cat, and went to the human world to personally guide Qingyan on the right path of cultivating immortality.

As a result, as soon as he found Qingyan, he found that Qingyan could not control his instinct and turned back into a little unicorn.So he could only find a can of milk in a hurry, and by the way, he left the daily trivial work of pooping and peeing for Qilin to Qi Jia who seemed to have a good relationship with Qingyan and a good person.

It is said that after Qingyan became a unicorn, she was still very calm. After the initial surprise, she just played around with Qi Jia casually.Qi Jia couldn't help feeling that she met the Samoyed in the unicorn.

He opened the Taobao warehouse with a key in the tent, found the milk bottle from the warehouse, and heated the milk in the microwave.Then I found a small coat for pet dogs and put it on for the little unicorn.

The coat was a rabbit-style hoodie, and there were two rabbit ears attached to the hat. After dressing up the little unicorn on the mattress, Qi Jia laughed and fell down on the Simmons mattress.

"Wow~" Qing Yan yelled, but still looked at Qi Jia who was laughing so calmly, he tilted his head and thought, I'm just wearing clothes, what's so funny.

At this time, the milk was hot, Qi Jia shook the bottle, and when the milk became warm, she put on the pacifier, sat cross-legged on the mattress, held the baby in her arms, and motioned for the baby to drink.

Qingyan didn't bother to drink milk like a baby, but he bit the nipple and took a sip. He thought it tasted good, and it happened that he hadn't eaten dinner yet, so he started drinking milk, and couldn't hold it anymore. A big bottle of milk is enough.

"Qingyan, there will be people checking the camp at night, so we should not be in the warehouse to avoid being discovered. After all, this warehouse can only be closed from the outside." Qi Jia said after feeding the baby.

The baby boy nodded, so Qi Jia wrapped the baby baby in a blanket and walked out of the warehouse, ready to go to bed.

But he didn't forget to take the milk cub outside to relieve his hand quietly, after all, the little unicorn's four paws were injured and it was difficult to move.So he crouched in the dark behind the tent like he was pissing a child, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

Although Qing Yan felt ashamed to be urinated by others, Qi Jia couldn't help but whistling when he whistled.

I don't know if it's too cold outside, or the Qilin's physique is different from ordinary small animals. The Qilin's poop actually has a different white smell and forms a pattern of auspicious clouds, and it took a long time to disperse.

Qi Jia didn't think much about it, and after wiping the baby's butt with baby wipes, she took the baby Qilin to sleep.

The Black Cat Devil Emperor squatted on a nearby tree watching all this, felt that this Qi Jia with a baby boy looked good, felt relieved, so he yawned, and went to find a place to sleep.

The next day, the army was still stationed. Wang Chu was ordered to be imprisoned for three days for violating military discipline, but he was not dismissed because of the shortage of logistics personnel in the army.Qi Jia then monopolized the tent to take care of the little unicorn. Because he was bored, he taught the baby unicorn to speak. Now Qingyan can only utter simple syllables like wow, woo, ho, ah, which seem to be underdeveloped and unable to speak human talk.

Qi Jia thought about it, and it took a day for the baby to learn a word.

At noon, the mysterious talking black cat came to deliver milk again. Seeing Qi Jia teaching the little unicorn to speak, he said, "What did you teach him?"

The baby cub in the rabbit coat said in the voice of a cub that was too milky: "hola! hola! sha-tu!"

In fact, Qingyan didn't know what this sentence meant, but Qi Jia found it very interesting, taught the pronunciation all morning, and he followed suit. It seemed that with his current body structure, he could still pronounce these sounds.

After hearing these words, Qi Jia laughed so hard that she collapsed on the mattress again.

"I doubt you will lead him astray." The black cat tilted its head and looked at them.

"Ah, Mr. Black Cat, Qingyan and I both want to thank you for bringing us milk, so this is for you, a specialty of my hometown." Qi Jia quickly took out a plate before the black cat left. Unpacked cuttlefish snacks.

The black cat said suspiciously: "Didn't you poison it?" Humph, even if poisoned, it is not afraid, it is the devil emperor, how can the poison in the world withstand him?

When it lowered its head and ate one, it immediately——

Eyes light up! !

Then the wind swept away, Chi Chi Chi Chi ate up all the young cuttlefish, and kept licking his mouth after eating, with endless aftertaste-in fact, I wanted to ask if there were any more, but I was too embarrassed to ask.

"Hmph, kid, you're acquainted." The Black Cat Devil Emperor left satisfied.

"Looks like we can treat him with canned cat food next time." Qi Jia thought to himself.

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Note: "hola! hola! sha-tu!" is the voice of Shikigami Shantu in the mobile game "Onmyoji", which means "Mountain rabbit attack!"

You can go to Baidu to download the sound of rabbits down the mountain.

Generally, after the mountain rabbit is the first to launch this trick, it can kill the whole audience.