A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

After being touched by the three of them for a long time, King Otter took out his small notebook comfortably, and said: "Seeing that you three have winks and know how to serve the king, I will give you three books this time. Add three points. This is your daily score table, if your daily score is high, you can also get extra points in the concubine selection contest!"

"My lord, what are you going to have for dinner?" After Ling Han got dressed, he saw that it was getting late, and it was time for dinner.

"It's still a little yellow croaker, right? This king is not that kind of extravagant and stupid king, just eat something simple." The otter king turned back into a handsome man and said, in fact, it was because he had been isolated from the world for a long time, except in the stream outside the cave. When fishing, I don't know what to eat. I have been eating small fish for decades.

"Let's have cooking tonight, I'll get some ingredients from the warehouse." Ling Han said.

"For cooking, the seasonings in the warehouse are Taobao products, so why don't you go to a high-end sushi restaurant to order directly." Tiandi said richly and generously.

Emperor Taiyuan was stunned, why Ling Han and Mr. Li seem to have figured out the warehouse of this otter spirit's house, and they are so adaptable.

King Otter is also confused - what is high-end sushi cuisine?Sounds great!He couldn't help swallowing, but in order to maintain his image, he still didn't ask.

"Okay then, tonight I will have a banquet for all the ministers and hold a post-election meeting!" King Otter said majestically, but in fact there were only four of them in the entire cave.

At this time, in the secret room of the Imperial Palace outside the Great Wall, Shu Rong was lying on the floor in a lazy posture, and said disgustedly: "The food outside the Great Wall is really bad. The better dishes are beef and mutton. The only way to cook it is to roast it. It's boring, the bird is almost fading out of my mouth."

"Even the imperial dining room in the palace only has these, and there are some fruits. This is not the Central Plains or the heavens. How can there be so many tricks for you to eat." The book boy picked up a skewer of mutton and said, "Actually, kebabs are quite delicious. delicious."

"I'm going to meet the Illusory Water King in person tonight, to see how well he has trained the Emperor of Heaven, and I will go to the Central Plains for a massage." Shu Rong finally made up his mind.

"Take me! I'm going too!" The book boy was clearly dissatisfied with the food here.

"You stay here and continue to deal with the accumulated affairs for me. I will bring you a letter." Shu Rong ruthlessly rejected the book boy.

"Cut." The book boy snorted unhappily.

When the sun went down, the crystal ball lamps in the entire cave were lit up by King Otter's magic, which looked a bit magnificent. King Otter put on his best set of court clothes, stood in the hall of spring water and clapped his hands to signify the feast start.

Ling Han brought a player, pressed the button, and released ancient music, which made the entire empty hall seem a bit festive.

I saw that Emperor Taiyuan and Ling Han acted as palace servants first, moved the long banquet table to the main hall, and then put on the luxurious set meals for 21 people ordered by Ling Han from the 15st century.The otter king looked at the dazzling array of things on the table, couldn't help but sucked his saliva, and then wrote and drew in his small notebook.

After delivering the dishes, Emperor Taiyuan and Ling Han retreated and re-entered the arena in the order of appearance.

Ling Han came out first.

Sitting on the throne, the otter king kept looking at the cooking, but said in his mouth: "Concubine Han, it's time to show off your talents. Everyone knows that you are an excellent cook, but cooking skills alone cannot become the Sixth Court of Sangong. Lord's."

Ling Han said: "I voluntarily give up my qualifications. It is absolutely impossible for me to compete with senior brother. No matter what aspect, I am inferior to senior brother. My senior brother is the most capable person in the world!"

He said this from the heart, with a sincere light in his eyes, which shocked the Otter King—even the Otter King who lives in seclusion can tell that this guy is a true brother fan!

So, even though Ling Han's daily bonus points were extremely high, he voluntarily gave up the chance to become a queen, and the otter king's careful bonus points throughout the day were completely in vain.

The second person to appear was Emperor Taiyuan, and Emperor Taiyuan said: "I also voluntarily give up my qualifications."

"Are you really not planning to compete with Xiaobai? Are you so willing to let disabled Xiaobai be the master of your harem?" The Otter King couldn't stand it any longer.

"...It's okay, leave it to Mr. Li." Emperor Taiyuan said.

Just like that, the Heavenly Emperor who appeared last did nothing and became the main concubine of the Otter King. The Otter King sighed and said, "In this case, I will marry Xiaobai and let him be my queen. From then on, You are my White Queen!"

Let’s talk about it. He stepped down from the throne himself, and brought the white jade necklace, which symbolizes the status of the queen of the Water Fantasy clan, to the Emperor of Heaven, and said solemnly: “These white jades are all beautiful jades that the ancient kings found from the stream. With your ancestors' blessings and expectations for you, you and I, from now on, husband and wife, will lead Xiaohan and Xiaotai to carry forward our Shuihuan clan! You are the boss, you should support them more.

In short—————

Let's start eating what you said! "

The Otter King couldn't hold back for a long time!

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! This food is delicious!" After eating the sashimi sushi, the otter king was overjoyed and met the fat otter with his paws covering his eyes in amazement .

It seems that the otter family especially likes to cover their eyes.

"What Mr. Li said is true. There are indeed many spirits and monsters in this world. After the world is settled in the future, I hope that Mr. Li can be the national teacher of the Xuanyuan Dynasty! If Mr. Li is here, with your rich and profound knowledge, you will definitely be able to Reconcile all kinds of creatures in the world!" Emperor Taiyuan chatted with Emperor Tian while drinking.

"I dare not be ashamed." Heavenly Emperor said.

"Your Majesty, be careful not to be fascinated by my senior brother's demeanor, he is a heartthrob." Ling Han laughed.

"If I were a woman, I would probably be unable to extricate myself from Mr. Li." Emperor Taiyuan half-jokingly said.

Boom!

Ling Han's eyes suddenly became harsh.

Really jealous for a second.

But the otter king didn't care about the table communication with his concubines at all, he just cared about eating.

Suddenly, a large smooth crystal rock hanging on the wall of the main hall shone with light, and a human silhouette was reflected on it.

King Otter still held a piece of sushi in his paw, with rice grains on the corner of his mouth, and stared blankly at the crystal rock wall. The person who appeared on the rock wall was Shu Rong, who was wearing a cloak and standing in the mist Outside the dense forest, as if talking to them, he said: "Water Magic King, do you still remember our deal? I'm here to inspect the goods."

"It's Shu Rong! Shu Rong actually came today!" Ling Han said.

"Is this person Shan Yu's national teacher!" Emperor Taiyuan stood up vigilantly and said, "We must not keep him!"

"You are no match for him, his magic skills are very powerful, don't be impatient." Heavenly Emperor said, "King Otter, didn't you say that he will come tomorrow?"

"I probably misremembered the time..." King Otter (⊙_⊙)

His expression suddenly became serious, and he waved his short paws: "But don't worry! Since I have married you, I will be responsible to you! I will not hand over my concubine and queen to others!"

Even though it's just an otter, at this time, it has the aura of a big man inexplicably!

"Can your water magic formation stop Shu Rong? Shu Rong was able to become a fairy in the nine heavens in just 300 years. All his sinister and evil techniques are enough to make you die miserably in the battle." The Heavenly Emperor said.

"Scared!!" The otter king was scared, covering his eyes with his two little paws, "Then how could I be such a useless otter who gave away my wife!"

"In my opinion, let's do the trick!" Ling Han said, "Didn't Shu Rong ask you to brainwash my brother? Then tell me what the consequences of brainwashing will be."

Emperor Taiyuan listened silently to their discussion of countermeasures, and when he heard words like "300 years", he felt unfathomable to the Emperor of Heaven again.

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In the military camp, the fog had not dissipated, but the soldiers woke up one by one. In order to prevent them from discovering that Emperor Taiyuan was missing, Mo Yue and Tan Ying had to use the transformation technique to change into Emperor Taiyuan's appearance, and stayed in the emperor's tent to temporarily stabilize the morale of the army. .

Since she is connected with the Emperor of Heaven, she can sense the message received by the Emperor of Heaven. Mo Yue, dressed as Emperor Taiyuan, said to Tan Ying: "Shu Rong has appeared! I am worried that he will be harmful to the master, so I have to go and see!"

"Don't worry, His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor hasn't issued a decree yet, which means the situation can still be controlled. We will wait for the summoning decree." Tan Ying is Ling Han's sword spirit, and he is more stable than Mo Yue.

"It's not like you don't know the master's physical condition in the past few days. He has been in a coma for several days, and he seems to have received some severe shock. I'm worried that his vitality hasn't recovered..." Mo Yue said with downcast eyes.

"Could it be that after 1000 years, you still don't believe him? Among the Three Realms, who else is more trustworthy than His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven?" Tan Ying said holding his face.

"And you." Mo Yue held his hand, lowered her head and pressed a kiss on Tan Ying's lips.

Shu Rong yelled at the door outside the dense forest of the King of Water Illusion, but no one responded after calling for a long time. She didn't know what the lazy otter was dawdling about.

Seeing that the Xiaolongbao he bought was going to be cold, Shu Rong simply sat on a stone, opened the food box he brought, picked up a Xiaolongbao and delivered it to his mouth.

good to eat! !

It’s been a long time since I ate food from the Central Plains, but when I ate it suddenly, I felt that this kind of finely processed three-fresh buns are so delicate!