A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn
Chapter 141
"It's finally back to normal!" Qi Jia happily put on her key lanyard.The cub, whose head peeked out from under his coat, let out a congratulatory "woohoo".
However, the Heavenly Emperor suddenly dropped his head on Ling Han's shoulders, and fell into a coma.
"Senior brother! What's wrong with you?" Ling Han was taken aback.
"It's because he hasn't adapted to the distorted sense of time and space that he often faces when he becomes a Chaos God. The past and present Li Hechen appeared almost at the same time just now, creating a huge space-time vortex, which had a little impact on his consciousness. It's like motion sickness, just get used to it a few more times." Feng Wu said, "Let's change to another place and continue eating hot pot!"
"Go and eat, I want to send the Emperor of Heaven back to ancient times, so that he can have a rest." Ling Han said, "Qi Jia, you have the gold card I gave you, let Qi Jia treat you."
"Great!" The three bumpkin Chaos God cheered.It’s great to eat without spending your own money! ╰(*°▽°*)╯
"Ho Ho Ho ~~" The baby cub spoke the Qilin language that people couldn't understand.
"He said he also wants to eat hot pot, let us change him back." Xiaoqi translated, "However, I can change you back, but there is one condition, you must cooperate with me."
"Ho Ho?" Nanny tilted his head and asked.
"I want to rent this baby unicorn for a while, Qi Jia, don't you mind? Don't worry, I won't do anything to it." Old God Xiaoqi said.
"Be careful, his hind leg is broken, and he is still recuperating recently." Qi Jia said.
So everyone followed Qi Jia out of the closed welfare school. The door lock that was cut by the Heavenly Emperor was still broken. It seems that the force of the Heavenly Emperor is not affected by the space-time vortex.
Ling Han bid farewell to everyone at the school gate, Qi Jia found his car, and drove the three Chaos Gods to the best hot pot city in the city.
And Xiaoqi was obviously not satisfied with only a few of them eating hot pot, and even called Mr. Ying who had been looking after the house in the office and his little shou - Fox King Xueyan.
The call shocked everyone present.
After dialing the phone, Xiaoqi first had a conversation with Xueyan on the phone, you and I were so disgusting, suddenly he changed the subject, and said in a shy tone: "Axue, in fact, when you are not here In the past few days, I found out that I am pregnant with your child... Don't be angry, come back quickly, our children are all born..."
Everyone (⊙o⊙)!But immediately pretended not to hear and continued to eat hot pot.
Xiaoqi probably also felt that it was not good to talk about this topic in public, so she simply left her seat and went to make a phone call outside the private room.
At this time, everyone began to gossip. According to Leng Jing, a few days ago Xueyan and Xiaoqi quarreled over trivial matters, and Xueyan went back to her hometown angrily. The two have been fighting in the cold for the past few days, but never expected Xiaoqi actually used such a bastard method to curry favor with Xueyan.
It seems that he wants to borrow the baby cub just to...
Pretend to be your own son!
"Wow!" The milk cub sat on the soft cushion specially prepared for it, expressing that he was just a melon-eating crowd.
After a while, Xiaoqi, who finished the phone call, walked in triumphantly, and Mr. Ying also came, but while eating, he was holding his mobile phone and watching TV.
"What is it that you are so fascinated by?" Feng Wu said.
"In the name of the people." Young Master Ying said.
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho..." the nanny interrupted, and Xiaoqi translated by the way: "He said that this anti-corruption TV series has a good reputation, and he also wants to watch it in ancient times to learn the spirit of anti-corruption. You don't want it, nanny You are so old-fashioned, I want you to pretend to be a baby later, you have to be naive! Xueyan can understand Qilin language!"
"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the baby seemed unconvinced.
Everyone felt very baffled, obviously the milk cub was screaming all the time, but couldn't understand the meaning at all, what kind of unicorn language is this?
Or does it mean that as long as the unicorns bark, each other can understand what it means?
At this moment, the door slammed, and the Fox King Xueyan arrived wearing an ancient costume!
Xueyan said coldly: "Xiaoqi, I'm here to see how you can correct the big lie you told, and even gave birth to a child, hum! Do you have the function of giving birth?"
"I am the God of Chaos, there is anything I can't do, look, this is our child! The crystallization of our love!" Xiaoqi said and hugged the baby, "Baby, call Dad!"
"Aww." Said the baby boy.
"You're so dedicated, you actually found a pure white unicorn cub to fool me. But if it's my child, why is it a unicorn and not a fox?" Xueyan folded her arms and curled her lips.
"He is both a unicorn and a fox. He is a new breed of unicorn fox. Don't be angry, let's raise a child together! We can enroll him in a pre-school cram school first, and we can't let him lose at the starting line!" Xiaoqi sent the cub to the In front of Xueyan, Xueyan had no choice but to reach out and catch the cub.
"Hola! holaholahola!" the milk cub looked at Xueyan and chattered.
"What did you say?! You are the prince Qingyan?!" Xueyan actually understood Qilin's howling!As expected of Xiaoqi's little shou!
"Hola! Hola!"
"You are already a prince at such a young age! It's amazing!" Xueyan even started talking to the baby boy, "Understood, you have to become a human to eat hot pot, so you agreed to Xiaoqi's nonsense request, right? But your leg is still hurt, you can't eat this kind of spicy food, right? I think you should take care of your injury, little guy!"
The baby cub then let out a disappointed grunt.
Xueyan put the baby back on the soft cushion on the sofa, took out a small white jade bottle from her sleeve, and handed it to Qi Jia, "You are the owner of the little unicorn, right? This is a healing medicine specially produced by our fox clan, take it to the little unicorn Apply to wounds to speed up healing."
"Thank you, Your Majesty the Fox King!" Qi Jia took the bottle with both hands, thinking how he knew that he was Qing Yan's... the owner? !
So everyone really started to eat, and the cub got a bottle of Shuhua milk, which was nursed by Tiandi Doll.
Fortunately, because of this hot pot meal, Fox King Xueyan finally reconciled with Xiaoqi.
After eating and drinking enough, Qi Jia finally brought Qingyan back to the ancient palace satisfactorily. Today was really tossing, after taking a bath, he fell asleep on the big bed with the little Qilin.
The Emperor Tian also returned to his RV. Perhaps because of the causal spiral this time, the Emperor Tian was more impacted and affected than the others. Give him a few days off to make up for his health.
Now in the capital, the crown prince supervises the country. After a power reshuffle, Qingyan is the only remaining prince, and he is deeply trusted by the prince. Then the tide rose and the boat rose—probably because of being hugged by the powerful god Xiaoqi, the prince issued an edict, promoted Qingyan seven times overnight, and even Qingyan's palace was replaced by the former emperor's palace in the capital. It is not an exaggeration to describe Qingyan who woke up from a sleep with high position and authority.
Of course, Li Quanhei and the two Mao Tuan brothers also moved into the new mansion. They also have their own special room next door to Qingyan. The whole room is covered with thick soft bedding for them to carry out large-scale Quilt swimming competition.
After a busy day and finally being settled in the new home, Qi Jia had time to tell Qing Yan to apply the medicine.However, Qingyan thought that the medicine was given by the Fox King, so it must be very precious, and said that he could save it, since he was already more than half healed anyway.
In the evening, the prince actually came to Qingyan's new palace to visit his injury in person. The palace, which had been assigned a large number of special servants, was naturally a sensation, and was busy arranging a grand banquet to welcome the prince.
And in the room dedicated to the Qilin brothers, there were two more contestants in today's large-scale quilt competition--Tiandi Doll and Li Erhei who came to rush through the door.While participating in the quilt contest, Li Erhei reported to Li Quanhei the status of the seal of the abyss of the demon world.
"Devil Emperor, now that Shu Rong has obtained the sealing gold plates of both the heavenly and human worlds, where is the last sealing gold plate in the demon world? You are the only one who knows about the entire demon world, are you still going to tell me?" Li Er Hei lay on his back on the edge of the bed with his pillow on the threshold.
"Young man, you have to learn to hold your breath. You are the only heir I am optimistic about in the Demon Realm." Li Quanhei grabbed a cat snack stick with his cat's paw, and rested the other paw on his head, deeply vicissitudes of life said.
"When will I wait until you abdicate?" Li Erhei asked with a flash of greed in his eyes.
"At least a few hundred million years?" Li Quanhei said, taking a bite of the snack stick.
Li Erhei==I thought to myself: You are an old man!But on the surface, he still pretended to be respectful and said: "Devil Emperor, let's not talk about this, where is the golden plate seal of the demon world? I can carry out protection work in advance!"
"The last piece of gold plate, the Emperor of Heaven was worried that bad guys would find it, and thought it was the most critical piece of gold plate. Therefore, the hiding place of the gold plate is not in the Demon Realm, but—" Li Quanhei betrayed, "As long as you can If you won me in the quilt swimming competition, I'll tell you."
"Devil Emperor! How can such a big event be so trifling!"
"Needless to say, the competition is about to begin!" Li Quanhei's eyes flashed brightly.
At this time, several tracks had been laid out in the quilt. The hair ball, the Tiandi doll, and two cats each occupied a track. The alarm clock with a pre-set time was used as the starting gun, and the atmosphere on the scene became tense!
--------------
In the end, it was the Emperor Doll who won the victory!
Li Erhei tried his best, and finally got the second place, Li Quanhei was third, and Qilin Maotuan was at the bottom.
Li Erhei, who was out of breath, said: "Now you can finally tell me! Where is the third gold plate seal?"
"It's on the Heavenly Emperor himself!" Li Quanhei said, "There's no need to worry at all—no one in the world can break the Heavenly Emperor's heart, and thus seize the third gold plate seal!"
Not long after he finished speaking, Shu Rong received the information that the third gold plate was on the Heavenly Emperor.
"It's impossible for the Emperor of Heaven to be heartbroken? Hahahaha...as long as I, Shu Rong, are here, there is nothing I can't do!" Shu Rong sneered.
However, the Heavenly Emperor suddenly dropped his head on Ling Han's shoulders, and fell into a coma.
"Senior brother! What's wrong with you?" Ling Han was taken aback.
"It's because he hasn't adapted to the distorted sense of time and space that he often faces when he becomes a Chaos God. The past and present Li Hechen appeared almost at the same time just now, creating a huge space-time vortex, which had a little impact on his consciousness. It's like motion sickness, just get used to it a few more times." Feng Wu said, "Let's change to another place and continue eating hot pot!"
"Go and eat, I want to send the Emperor of Heaven back to ancient times, so that he can have a rest." Ling Han said, "Qi Jia, you have the gold card I gave you, let Qi Jia treat you."
"Great!" The three bumpkin Chaos God cheered.It’s great to eat without spending your own money! ╰(*°▽°*)╯
"Ho Ho Ho ~~" The baby cub spoke the Qilin language that people couldn't understand.
"He said he also wants to eat hot pot, let us change him back." Xiaoqi translated, "However, I can change you back, but there is one condition, you must cooperate with me."
"Ho Ho?" Nanny tilted his head and asked.
"I want to rent this baby unicorn for a while, Qi Jia, don't you mind? Don't worry, I won't do anything to it." Old God Xiaoqi said.
"Be careful, his hind leg is broken, and he is still recuperating recently." Qi Jia said.
So everyone followed Qi Jia out of the closed welfare school. The door lock that was cut by the Heavenly Emperor was still broken. It seems that the force of the Heavenly Emperor is not affected by the space-time vortex.
Ling Han bid farewell to everyone at the school gate, Qi Jia found his car, and drove the three Chaos Gods to the best hot pot city in the city.
And Xiaoqi was obviously not satisfied with only a few of them eating hot pot, and even called Mr. Ying who had been looking after the house in the office and his little shou - Fox King Xueyan.
The call shocked everyone present.
After dialing the phone, Xiaoqi first had a conversation with Xueyan on the phone, you and I were so disgusting, suddenly he changed the subject, and said in a shy tone: "Axue, in fact, when you are not here In the past few days, I found out that I am pregnant with your child... Don't be angry, come back quickly, our children are all born..."
Everyone (⊙o⊙)!But immediately pretended not to hear and continued to eat hot pot.
Xiaoqi probably also felt that it was not good to talk about this topic in public, so she simply left her seat and went to make a phone call outside the private room.
At this time, everyone began to gossip. According to Leng Jing, a few days ago Xueyan and Xiaoqi quarreled over trivial matters, and Xueyan went back to her hometown angrily. The two have been fighting in the cold for the past few days, but never expected Xiaoqi actually used such a bastard method to curry favor with Xueyan.
It seems that he wants to borrow the baby cub just to...
Pretend to be your own son!
"Wow!" The milk cub sat on the soft cushion specially prepared for it, expressing that he was just a melon-eating crowd.
After a while, Xiaoqi, who finished the phone call, walked in triumphantly, and Mr. Ying also came, but while eating, he was holding his mobile phone and watching TV.
"What is it that you are so fascinated by?" Feng Wu said.
"In the name of the people." Young Master Ying said.
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho..." the nanny interrupted, and Xiaoqi translated by the way: "He said that this anti-corruption TV series has a good reputation, and he also wants to watch it in ancient times to learn the spirit of anti-corruption. You don't want it, nanny You are so old-fashioned, I want you to pretend to be a baby later, you have to be naive! Xueyan can understand Qilin language!"
"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the baby seemed unconvinced.
Everyone felt very baffled, obviously the milk cub was screaming all the time, but couldn't understand the meaning at all, what kind of unicorn language is this?
Or does it mean that as long as the unicorns bark, each other can understand what it means?
At this moment, the door slammed, and the Fox King Xueyan arrived wearing an ancient costume!
Xueyan said coldly: "Xiaoqi, I'm here to see how you can correct the big lie you told, and even gave birth to a child, hum! Do you have the function of giving birth?"
"I am the God of Chaos, there is anything I can't do, look, this is our child! The crystallization of our love!" Xiaoqi said and hugged the baby, "Baby, call Dad!"
"Aww." Said the baby boy.
"You're so dedicated, you actually found a pure white unicorn cub to fool me. But if it's my child, why is it a unicorn and not a fox?" Xueyan folded her arms and curled her lips.
"He is both a unicorn and a fox. He is a new breed of unicorn fox. Don't be angry, let's raise a child together! We can enroll him in a pre-school cram school first, and we can't let him lose at the starting line!" Xiaoqi sent the cub to the In front of Xueyan, Xueyan had no choice but to reach out and catch the cub.
"Hola! holaholahola!" the milk cub looked at Xueyan and chattered.
"What did you say?! You are the prince Qingyan?!" Xueyan actually understood Qilin's howling!As expected of Xiaoqi's little shou!
"Hola! Hola!"
"You are already a prince at such a young age! It's amazing!" Xueyan even started talking to the baby boy, "Understood, you have to become a human to eat hot pot, so you agreed to Xiaoqi's nonsense request, right? But your leg is still hurt, you can't eat this kind of spicy food, right? I think you should take care of your injury, little guy!"
The baby cub then let out a disappointed grunt.
Xueyan put the baby back on the soft cushion on the sofa, took out a small white jade bottle from her sleeve, and handed it to Qi Jia, "You are the owner of the little unicorn, right? This is a healing medicine specially produced by our fox clan, take it to the little unicorn Apply to wounds to speed up healing."
"Thank you, Your Majesty the Fox King!" Qi Jia took the bottle with both hands, thinking how he knew that he was Qing Yan's... the owner? !
So everyone really started to eat, and the cub got a bottle of Shuhua milk, which was nursed by Tiandi Doll.
Fortunately, because of this hot pot meal, Fox King Xueyan finally reconciled with Xiaoqi.
After eating and drinking enough, Qi Jia finally brought Qingyan back to the ancient palace satisfactorily. Today was really tossing, after taking a bath, he fell asleep on the big bed with the little Qilin.
The Emperor Tian also returned to his RV. Perhaps because of the causal spiral this time, the Emperor Tian was more impacted and affected than the others. Give him a few days off to make up for his health.
Now in the capital, the crown prince supervises the country. After a power reshuffle, Qingyan is the only remaining prince, and he is deeply trusted by the prince. Then the tide rose and the boat rose—probably because of being hugged by the powerful god Xiaoqi, the prince issued an edict, promoted Qingyan seven times overnight, and even Qingyan's palace was replaced by the former emperor's palace in the capital. It is not an exaggeration to describe Qingyan who woke up from a sleep with high position and authority.
Of course, Li Quanhei and the two Mao Tuan brothers also moved into the new mansion. They also have their own special room next door to Qingyan. The whole room is covered with thick soft bedding for them to carry out large-scale Quilt swimming competition.
After a busy day and finally being settled in the new home, Qi Jia had time to tell Qing Yan to apply the medicine.However, Qingyan thought that the medicine was given by the Fox King, so it must be very precious, and said that he could save it, since he was already more than half healed anyway.
In the evening, the prince actually came to Qingyan's new palace to visit his injury in person. The palace, which had been assigned a large number of special servants, was naturally a sensation, and was busy arranging a grand banquet to welcome the prince.
And in the room dedicated to the Qilin brothers, there were two more contestants in today's large-scale quilt competition--Tiandi Doll and Li Erhei who came to rush through the door.While participating in the quilt contest, Li Erhei reported to Li Quanhei the status of the seal of the abyss of the demon world.
"Devil Emperor, now that Shu Rong has obtained the sealing gold plates of both the heavenly and human worlds, where is the last sealing gold plate in the demon world? You are the only one who knows about the entire demon world, are you still going to tell me?" Li Er Hei lay on his back on the edge of the bed with his pillow on the threshold.
"Young man, you have to learn to hold your breath. You are the only heir I am optimistic about in the Demon Realm." Li Quanhei grabbed a cat snack stick with his cat's paw, and rested the other paw on his head, deeply vicissitudes of life said.
"When will I wait until you abdicate?" Li Erhei asked with a flash of greed in his eyes.
"At least a few hundred million years?" Li Quanhei said, taking a bite of the snack stick.
Li Erhei==I thought to myself: You are an old man!But on the surface, he still pretended to be respectful and said: "Devil Emperor, let's not talk about this, where is the golden plate seal of the demon world? I can carry out protection work in advance!"
"The last piece of gold plate, the Emperor of Heaven was worried that bad guys would find it, and thought it was the most critical piece of gold plate. Therefore, the hiding place of the gold plate is not in the Demon Realm, but—" Li Quanhei betrayed, "As long as you can If you won me in the quilt swimming competition, I'll tell you."
"Devil Emperor! How can such a big event be so trifling!"
"Needless to say, the competition is about to begin!" Li Quanhei's eyes flashed brightly.
At this time, several tracks had been laid out in the quilt. The hair ball, the Tiandi doll, and two cats each occupied a track. The alarm clock with a pre-set time was used as the starting gun, and the atmosphere on the scene became tense!
--------------
In the end, it was the Emperor Doll who won the victory!
Li Erhei tried his best, and finally got the second place, Li Quanhei was third, and Qilin Maotuan was at the bottom.
Li Erhei, who was out of breath, said: "Now you can finally tell me! Where is the third gold plate seal?"
"It's on the Heavenly Emperor himself!" Li Quanhei said, "There's no need to worry at all—no one in the world can break the Heavenly Emperor's heart, and thus seize the third gold plate seal!"
Not long after he finished speaking, Shu Rong received the information that the third gold plate was on the Heavenly Emperor.
"It's impossible for the Emperor of Heaven to be heartbroken? Hahahaha...as long as I, Shu Rong, are here, there is nothing I can't do!" Shu Rong sneered.
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