A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

The emperor's words shocked the audience, even the unicorn cub (⊙o⊙) looked up at the emperor.

The Emperor of Heaven opened the folding fan in his hand and said, "Zhu Ritian and I have already made a private decision for life, so we left our hometown and came here." When he said this, his expression was quite natural, and he didn't seem to be talking about strange topics at all!

The prince was even more confused now.

"Am I right, Ritian?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at the prince for a day and asked.

The crown prince (⊙_⊙) had a dull expression on his face, and it took a long time before he suddenly realized, and said in embarrassment: "Ah... that... I..."

"Crack!" The Heavenly Emperor suddenly patted the table in front of him hard, feeling a sense of coercion instantly, and asked heavily: "Am I right?"

"Yes!" The prince trembled in fright—Mr. Li suddenly became so scary!

Only then did the Emperor of Heaven be satisfied and said: "Everyone has heard it, so there is no need to force the marriage anymore."

"What a disgrace! Disrespect! You two men are talking about marriage and marriage together! You go away! My academy can't tolerate people like you!" The headmaster of the academy suddenly stood up and was heartbroken, but in fact he was glad that he finally had the opportunity to drive the prince away. gone.

"Wait a minute!" Suddenly a person came into the main hall of the Academy with a sword in his hands—it turned out to be Ling Han!I saw Ling Han raised his hand, pulled out the cold long sword, pointed at the Emperor of Heaven with a swipe, glared and said: "Li Hechen! Didn't you say that the person you like the most is me! Why are you lying to me! If you don’t give me an explanation today, none of you will leave!”

Everyone never expected that there would be knives and guns in trouble, and everyone was too frightened to speak, but the sudden change ignited everyone's gossip soul.

And the way Ling Han looked at the Heavenly Emperor was really burning with jealousy!

"Wait! Don't quarrel! Actually! I just regard Mr. Li as my teacher and brother! I don't mean to be that way with Mr. Li!" The prince hurriedly persuaded him to fight.

"Li Hechen! I want to hear your sincere words! If you really think that I am just your follower and subordinate, then I will never interfere with whoever you want to be with in the future!" Ling Han became more serious.

"What's wrong with Immortal Ling Han?! Why is it so serious all of a sudden?!" Qi Jia asked the black-haired brother lying on his shoulder in a low voice in surprise.

"I'm so jealous!" the black-haired group said.

"..." The Heavenly Emperor didn't know what to say for a moment, he was just helping the prince out of the siege, he never expected Ling Han to come out to eat jealous.

"Don't say yes! That's good! Before Li Hechen gives me an answer, I will never allow him to leave this place! Whoever makes him leave, I will take his life!" Ling Han turned his sword and pointed at the headmaster. .

"Do you still have the law of the king! You can kill whoever you say!" The fat matchmaker suddenly yelled out from behind the crowd.

"What can the government do to me? Do I need the government's consent if I want to take someone's life?" Ling Han, who was sapouring, suddenly struck out with a sword, and the clothes on the matchmaker's body were ripped open, and she was immediately exposed naked in front of everyone!

The matchmaker screamed and passed out.Ling Han snorted and said, "Who's next? Master Ma, do you want me to try my sword skills?" At this time, everyone was too scared to make a sound, and the master quickly waved his hand and said, "Don't dare ! You don't have to leave!"

Ling Han laughed, he suddenly dropped the sword, strode towards the Heavenly Emperor, lifted the Heavenly Emperor from the wheelchair and said, "I will never give up the cripple like you to anyone!"

After finishing speaking, he hugged the Heavenly Emperor and left the hall.

The prince looked around for a moment, then quickly followed and slipped out.

It was a long time after he left them that the whole hall exploded.

At this time, a servant came with bad news, saying that Miss Ma was going to hang herself because she was forbidden to participate in the blind date meeting. There was a piece of gossip that everyone was talking about in the streets and alleys, saying that there were three men in the academy who turned out to be in a triangle relationship.

But in fact, after Ling Han carried the Emperor into the bedroom in the back yard, he threw the Emperor on the bed and said displeasedly: "Senior brother! Why are you making such a bad joke! I am very upset!"

"I'm just helping the prince out of the siege." Heavenly Emperor said.

"Isn't there still me in the siege! We have the same heart! As long as you give me a decree, I can do anything for you!" Ling Han said with a blushing face.

"Then I want you to do one thing for me now, are you willing?" The Heavenly Emperor sat up on the bed, hooked Ling Han's neck, and blew into his ear: "Your sudden outburst of temper also made me I'm very upset, I want you to pay the price of disobedience to the Emperor of Heaven." The bed curtain that was hooked up by the hook fell down automatically without knowing why.

When the prince followed, he saw through the screen window that the curtains of the big bed in the emperor's bedroom were tightly closed, and scattered clothes were exposed from the edge of the curtains, while the big bed was shaking endlessly, and there was a sound of panting from inside.

The prince's face became hot, and he hurriedly backed out, just in time to meet Qi Jia who was pushing three balls of hair in a wheelchair.

"What happened to them? It seems they had a quarrel?" Ling Han asked.

"Well, let's not go in for now, they are reconciling." The prince waved his hand and led Qi Jia out.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they walked out of the gate of the academy, they were surrounded by a group of town servants.

"They're the ones making trouble! They're holding swords and saying they're going to kill people!" The head of the house and a group of village elders pointed at the prince and others and yelled.

"I can explain this matter!" The prince raised his hand and said, he didn't want to make the matter worse, "Qi Jia, you have nothing to do with this matter, you go first, I will go to the government to explain the whole matter .”

Qi Jia nodded, it was useless for him to be arrested together with the prince, so he took a few steps back with the baby in his arms, and watched the prince being taken away by the yamen servants.

Heavenly Emperor, this fellow is not doing you any favors, he just ran to that and that after making a big news with Ling Han!Ling Han picked up the baby and asked, "What should we do?"

"Hohoho~" the baby cub cried, meaning that now only I can come forward.

A quarter of an hour later, the naked Qing Yan tiptoed into the bedroom, looking for clothes to wear, Ling Han and Mao Tuan were waiting outside the yard, and no one dared to disturb the Heavenly Emperor xxxx.

Now it seems that the passion in the bed curtain is still heating up. The Heavenly Emperor and Ling Han, who rarely had a little conflict, fell into the ocean of desire because of a few words of quarrel. It is conceivable that if the bed curtain is lifted, you will definitely see Bi Qing The most powerful doujin I have ever seen, and the plot is even more exciting.

However, Qingyan just wanted to get back his own clothes, Qi Jia's warehouse only had clothes for modern people, and Qi Jia's own robes didn't fit his figure.

The emperor's bedroom was not very spacious, the cupboards were filled with books by the prince, and clothes and other sundries were piled into the box under the emperor's bed.

If you want to get clothes... Qingyan fell into the perplexity of youth looking at the creaking bed.Finally, he scratched his head, tiptoed close to the big bed of the Emperor of Heaven, put his hand under the bed, grabbed the handle of the box and pulled it out.

But the box was stuffed so full that the lid was bulged up, and there was a circle of carved triangular wood boards that seemed to be used for decoration under the edge of the bed, and it was stuck just like that.

"Master, Immortal Ling Han, excuse me, I want to take off my clothes." Qing Yan then greeted.

Then he violently dragged out the wooden box at the bottom of the bed—however, due to the impact of the box, the carvings on the edge of the bed were completely broken off—this bed was bought cheaply by the homeowner in order to save money. The price is a defective product that was uniformly ordered from the carpenter, and it was a bit precarious to sleep two people.

Coupled with Qingyan's tossing, the wooden carved board that was responsible for maintaining the stable support of the bed was suddenly broken, and the whole bed could no longer bear the burden.

The moment the box was pulled out, the big bed suddenly broke!

The Heavenly Emperor had no choice but to crawl out from the bed curtain, and said, "Qingyan, you bastard..."

"Baby baby, you are going against the sky." Ling Han sighed.

It is estimated that even in the entire Chaos Sea, the Heavenly Emperor can be regarded as No.

At this time, everyone was finally able to enter the house, Qingyan got dressed, and the Heavenly Emperor was carried behind the screen by Ling Han to take a hot bath together—although according to common sense, it was he who took Ling Han to take a bath, but Ling Han It's not a shou that's weak enough to be held.

"I'm going to get the crown prince out of the yamen. I see that other teachers have come back to the yard one after another, don't make trouble!" Qingyan said in the tone of the head of the family.

"I just want to help the prince resolve this dispute." The emperor said a little unconvinced behind the screen.

"Brother, not all disputes need to be dealt with with strong tactics. This is not a demon world or a heavenly world. You will only help more and more." Ling Han pinched his face and said, "It's a shame that you are a thousand years old Already!"

The Emperor of Heaven thought to himself, if you hadn't come out to eat vinegar suddenly, maybe there wouldn't be such a mess.

But he didn't say this after all, after all, he is a senior brother, and he has to tolerate the younger brother.

"Hmph, as expected, something will happen if I'm not around for a day." The old god Qingyan said.

The prince was convicted of causing trouble and disturbance, and was sentenced to half a month's imprisonment by the town government, but if the family sent money, he could be released on parole.

At this moment, he has been locked in a prison, and locked up with a group of local hooligans.

The prison was filthy and smelly, and the other prisoners were also swearing, which was unbearable. This was the first time the prince was in prison, and he thought that Mr. Li's body and mind would never be able to bear this place. Fortunately, I entered for him.