A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

The manager of the Tianqi Building is also a handsome and slender scholar. At first glance, he looks very elegant, not like a businessman.When he saw the Emperor of Heaven, he smiled and said: "Guest officer, why don't you go in and have a chat while drinking tea? Come here and serve some guests to enter the building."

So a group of servants came over, led the Emperor of Heaven and others into the VIP room specially used by the manager to receive special guests, and served them the best tea.

At this time, the manager said: "Guest officer, I heard from my servant that you want to book the Tianqi Tower tonight? Being driven away and offending the adults, our business will not be able to continue in the future. It’s not that we don’t give you convenience, we really can’t be the masters! Why don’t you see how this is, your masters are at our house tonight Play casually, the price will give you a discount."

As expected of the manager of Tianqi Building, he speaks fluently, knows the truth of not hitting a smiling face with his hand, and does everything he can to make people suffocate.

The Emperor of Heaven patted the folding fan in his hand and said: "I know that you have difficulties in doing business, and I didn't come at the right time. Naturally, it is impossible for you to clear the entire building of guests immediately. Then how about this? All the expenses of the guests are covered by me alone."

The butler's face changed drastically: "Guest officer, I dare not joke with you!"

"I'm not joking." Ling Han deliberately carried a backpack from Qi Jia's warehouse, just to hold the banknotes, he opened the backpack, and picked out a few pieces of the world's largest Tianlong gold seal silver banknotes—— This kind of bank note is the top-level bank note issued by the largest bank in the world today, and can only be obtained by the rich and powerful, similar to the highest-level VIP gold card in the 21st century.

This kind of bronzing silver ticket can be directly exchanged for gold bricks at the bank!

Ling Han handed a few golden dragon and silver bills to the housekeeper and said: "This is a deposit, you can count it up, and I will pay later when my master is happy tonight."

It turns out that whenever the dynasties in the world change, Ling Han will go down to the earth to buy a pile of bank notes from the current dynasties and hoard them.

The manager took the large banknotes that he had never seen before, his hands trembling slightly, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he said in a trembling voice: "My lord, since the building opened, I have never received such a business. Allow me to report to the landlord!"

After finishing speaking, he bowed his hands and ordered the little servant to entertain him, and then hurriedly went to report to the host.

After a while, the real owner of Tianqi Tower, the landlord who never showed up, came to welcome these distinguished guests in person, not because of the surprisingly large amount of bank notes, but because of the seal stamped on the bank notes. Xi.

At first glance, the landlord of Tianqi is an unbelievably handsome young man with a pair of ecstatic peach blossom eyes. It is estimated that all the small officials in this building are not as attractive as him alone.When the landlord came to the door, he took a peek inside and panicked when he saw the Emperor of Heaven. He ordered all the servants inside to get out, and then he hurried into the house and knelt down in front of the Emperor of Heaven.

"Earth Immortal Hu Yue pays homage to His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor! Greetings to Immortal Ling Han! Greetings to the Celestial Emperor!" the landlord kowtowed in cold sweat.

"It turns out that this Tianqi Tower was opened by Hu Daxian. Did I say that the specifications look different from ordinary people?" Ling Han crossed his arms and said.

"Master, you two just play, and you won't charge a penny for the small ones!" Tianqi's landlord was originally a fox fairy in the realm, and after seeing the name of the emperor on the silver ticket, he felt something was wrong, and his worries came true!But the fox fairy is so shrewd. When he saw the Emperor himself coming, he immediately turned his head around. With a sweet mouth, he knelt and crawled over to beat the Emperor's leg. He greeted his master one by one:

"Young one, drive away all the guests and ask the brothers and sisters in the building to come out and let the master choose! You can play with me!"

"Do you think His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven really wants to come here to fool around with you? It's really presumptuous. His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is here to correct the deviated destiny!" Ling Han said, "There is no need to say anything about it, just treat us as ordinary guests, we need you , of course we will call you."

"Okay, then I'll accompany the masters tonight!" The host of the fox fairy caught a good opportunity to curry favor with the Emperor, and quickly boasted: "Your Majesty, I open this building just to do business, and what I care about is your love and me." Yue, I have never done anything harmful to nature, so please don't punish me!"

"Then tell me, what is the red circle on this map used for now?" Ling Han took out the treasure map and showed it to Fox Immortal.

"This is the lotus pond of the old house in the back garden. It was filled up later and a luxurious building was built for the head oiran to live in."

"We are going to enter that building tonight." Qing Yan said.

"However, the oiran bids openly tonight. He is a performer but not himself. Many dignitaries are waiting downstairs, just to get the qualification to spend a night with the oiran. This is a big project that Tianqi Building has planned for two years, and people are suddenly kicked out. Let's go, won't it be too eye-catching? It's better to operate in a small black box and let the master win the right to win..."

"No need, you are also in business, no wonder it's not easy, isn't it just bidding, His Majesty can afford this little money." Ling Han said richly.

"I've never played something as powerful as bidding in my life." Qi Jia whispered.

"Me too." Country bumpkin Qingyan (⊙v⊙) was still looking forward to it, thinking it was quite fun.

"Then I'll give you the money, you go and play, just bid whatever you want, until no one competes with you." Heavenly Emperor said.

"Wow! It's really possible!" Qi Jia said excitedly, "Then let's go bid!"

Even if the Heavenly Emperor said so, the host of the Fox Immortal would not dare to accept the money from the Heavenly Emperor. Tonight, these people are masters who cannot be offended. Guarding the unicorn emperor, there is another... loose person.

In short, they are the most prestigious people in the Three Realms!

He must seize this opportunity to curry favor with Shangfeng!

It is said that the name of Tian Qilou's oiran is Rong Zhishui. He was originally the son of an official family, but because of his family's decline, his parents died and he was exiled in a brothel. Life is thinner than paper. It is said that the poems he wrote were greatly appreciated by the Taiyuan Emperor, his articles shocked even the Imperial Academy, the music he composed made the court officials of the Western Regions feel ashamed, and the paintings he made made the emperors of the Holy Capital feel ashamed. ashamed.

It's just because of his status that he can't enter an official career, and he can't be looked up by the world. Even though his talent and appearance are as high as the sky, he is still just a commodity for people to bid for.With a pure personality, he will be clearly priced tonight. Although it is a show but not a body, Mr. Rong has made up his mind to kill himself after tonight. This can be regarded as repaying the kindness of the landlord for taking him in, and he does not want to be scorned by this dirty world. .

Now the downstairs is already crowded with dignitaries from the capital, waiting to take him into their pockets. Mr. Rong combed his hair with a wooden comb facing the mirror, his mood did not fluctuate at all because of this grand occasion, and even a sense of sadness welled up in his heart. It made his pale face even more sad.

"My lord, woo woo woo... why is your life so hard..." the accompanying maid cried, "You have earned so much money for the landlord, but now you are still waiting for the price, you are simply worse than a dog..."

"Xiao Wan, don't blame the landlord. The landlord is a businessman, so he can't support me for nothing. Go and bring me my bluegrass and silver silk embroidery. I will wear that tonight to meet guests." Mr. Rong said quietly.

At this time, Qi Jia and Qing Yan got the most front seats under the guidance of the servants. After they sat down, someone brought exquisite refreshments, and a servant who specially helped them call the price tag followed.

Qingyan raised Erlang's legs and said, "Wow, it feels good!"

"That's right, it has the feeling of an Arab local tyrant in a movie!" Qi Jia said, fanning himself.The two of them are full of dandies at the moment.

"Yo! This is not the Fourth Prince! Fourth Prince, you are here to play too!" The VIP and wealthy businessman next to him recognized Qing Yan at a glance - it turned out that he was also a guest at the Ninth Prince's palace!

"Meet the Fourth Prince!" The other dignitaries heard the news and came over to flirt with each other. For a while, the bidding meeting became a scene where the dignitaries got to know each other. This is probably one of the reasons why Tianqi Tower is so popular, just like the qigong masters. Officials are not just those who really believe in his qigong.

Qi Jia acted as the manager of Qingyan once, and received a lot of famous invitations from rich businessmen and dignitaries for Qingyan. It turned out that these people also brought famous invitations when they came to this high-end place to play, just like carrying business cards. People are not only for fun, but also for expanding contacts.

As for the Emperor of Heaven and Ling Han, they had supper in the super-high-level VIP building specially opened for them by the host, and by the way, the host would not show his original face when he played in person.

In order to make a good impression on the leader, Hu Xian is really a model of a dog-legged sycophant, even going all out.

"As expected of a fox fairy, the feel of the belly is really extraordinary!" Ling Han exclaimed as he stroked the fur belly of the fox fairy.

"The slave takes care of his own fur every day! It is to let the master touch it with his own hands, and get the smoothest and smoothest touch. In order to satisfy the master, the slave rubs his belly and checks himself every day. So far, he has touched himself a few times. One hundred thousand times, the little subordinate even nicknamed the servant, the Chief Belly Touching Officer!" The fox fairy said, wagging his tail.

Do you think you are a small pot of tea?Heavenly Emperor and Ling Han == This guy is a marketing talent!No wonder the brothel is so prosperous.

At this time, in the back garden of Prince Qingyan's Mansion.

"Oops, I seem to be on fire these few days, and I can't pull it out anyway." The red-haired group said.

"You can't let me down! As brothers, we must do what we say!" the black hair group said.

So the two hairballs continued to work hard to poop.