Pit King's special tricks for getting out of the pit

"Now I'll break in a piece of news for you..." The beautiful host of the noon news sat on the screen, and a clear and pleasant voice came out through the speaker: "Let's connect to the first scene..."

As soon as the screen changed, a female reporter in a professional suit appeared on the screen.

The female reporter held the microphone in her right hand and the mobile phone in her left hand. Her breathing was a little short, and the microphone was so close that her voice was amplified.

The scene is connected to today's headline news, a serious traffic accident on a certain section of highway in City B.

The female reporter was too slender to cover the black smoke billowing behind her, and the appalling scene was broadcast live on the screen through the camera.

"Now you can see, live..."

The scene was chaotic, the police, firefighters, ambulance personnel, and drivers appeared in the camera unevenly, and the shouts, shouts, and cries were all clearly transmitted.

The traffic on the expressway where the accident happened has been paralyzed. Through the drone, the audience saw the cars in a mess, some collided with each other, some crossed the guardrail, and were half hung on it...

The female reporter took several deep breaths and calmed her voice: "This accident originated from a BMW with a local license plate being suddenly struck by lightning, causing the vehicles behind to avoid it in time..."

This time period happened to be the end of the return journey during the Ching Ming Festival, and the cars on the expressway were well-trained like ants marching one after another.

The BMW car at the center of the accident was beyond recognition, and thick smoke was rising from the car.

The female reporter wanted to restore the truth of the accident... After getting the consent of the police, she asked the owner closest to the BMW to get the dash cam and made the video public.

At the beginning, the BMW kept driving on the same road at a normal speed, and the owner kept a distance of about three meters from it, which was just enough for the driving recorder to record clearly.

After the two cars drove normally for 3 minutes in tandem, they suddenly heard a loud thunder.

There was thunder in April, and the citizens within a few kilometers at that time heard it.

But this does not affect the 'beautiful distance' maintained between the two owners.

The car continued to drive, and occasionally the owner's 'beautiful' singing could be heard.

Suddenly... an exclamation sounded, and at this time, a thunderbolt as thick as a bucket fell from the sky, and it accurately struck the BMW in front...

No need to look for the target, just hit it with one blow... The driving recorder showed a blurry screen for a short moment, and after returning to normal, the picture showed that the BMW in front had lost control of the owner, swinging left and right, and suddenly hit the one on the right of it The car, and the associated impact will spread the whole accident...

The hearts of those who saw this scene were lifted...

What the audience saw was already horrible, and the scene was even more intense.

The female reporter returned the driving recorder to the police with trembling hands, and continued to broadcast live: "From the video, we can see that the lightning struck the driver's seat directly, and the owner..."

In an instant, the whole city was shaking.

"Bolt from the blue" became a trending topic on Weibo.

The comments below the official website of App News are paralyzed.

In front of the TV, a bunch of people gathered around.

A second-year-old patient commented: "Damn it, Thor came to the world."

Not to be outdone, Sha Matt said: "Nimma, it's so crispy, it's charred on the outside and tender on the inside."

The young man raised his hands, and slapped each of them on the back of the head: "Fool, let's go back to reality, the car is destroyed, the people inside are probably..."

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and everyone's body was stretched into a straight line, and they couldn't even breathe vigorously.

Zhong Erbing hesitated for a long time before saying: "The owner of the car has received a call from heaven."

Sha Matt squinted at him: "One person attains enlightenment and the whole family ascends to heaven?"

The young man shook his head: "I hope there is no one in the car." After he finished speaking, he couldn't help but smiled wryly. The car is not automatic, and the owner of the car can't disappear out of nowhere when an accident happens. What everyone prays now is that there is only the owner of the car.

The BMW cars were surrounded inside, the firefighters were nervously cleaning up the surrounding vehicles, and the police were busy maintaining order while evacuating people.

Experts were also there to appease the frightened people. In short, the scene was full of tension and the danger of erupting at any moment.

Killing Matt: "This unlucky kid has lost his fortune and was struck by lightning while driving a BMW."

Second disease: "A thunderbolt creates a new brand, the BMW brand's human meat-flavored car noodles."

Kill Matt: "..."

youth"…"

Since then, such a cute and convenient food, Chezi Noodles, has become a cinnabar mole in the hearts of the two of them.

The "unlucky boy" is sitting in the "new home" with a bitter and bitter look on his face.

But seeing his new home, the sun is shining on the white walls, the hibiscus in the courtyard is red, and the house swallows are cooing under the eaves. It is a beautiful scene on a good day.

Xia Feng passed through the bead curtain on the door, jingling, and there was a hint of antique flavor faintly.

There is a small couch under the window with bamboo curtains, and the couch is covered with a green mat. The color of the green mat is somewhat dark, but the surface is very smooth, which also makes the buttocks sitting there fair-skinned.

The owner of this butt is the "unlucky kid". He rolled up his sleeves to reveal his tiny arms. This kid is really "duplicate".

"..." It's been two months, and the nightmare still hasn't woken up.

Now this unlucky child has no idea what kind of "turbulent waves" he will face next. He spreads his thighs with his hands and lowers his head to inspect the small territory. The five-year-old's things are as thin as a needle. A little bit of "heroic appearance", the unlucky child grabbed a little bit of skin, pulled it, and then...

"what..."

The unlucky child's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys trembled in fright: "What are you calling?"

The maid who came in to see if the person had woken up from her afternoon nap covered her face: "The young master has grown up."

The unlucky child had a question mark all over his head.

The maid said shyly, "I'm going to tell Madam."

"Wait..." The unlucky boy who was half a beat behind finally reacted, but the maid had already run a foot away like the wind on her legs and feet.

"What a pure age, and you are the old driver." Jiang Hu lamented, put on his pants without tears, and waited for his father to hear him.

His father is not a woman, nor his wife, but the true head of the Jiang family.

It's just that the head of the Jiang family is a little different. He is tall and tall, with a good figure like a special soldier, but he has a tender baby face.

Jiang Hu has been in this time and space for two months, and he has figured out the rules of his "parents".

There are two kinds of things to make the best use of, one is to use others desperately, and his father is the second type, to use his own desperately, and there is no need for Feng Qingniang to worry about raising children, so he has also cultivated himself. Fragile temperament.

What Xiaoyun reported was not small, but it was very big. Jiang Hu didn't want to understand how she had the courage to tell Jiang Shu with what face. In short, Jiang Shu came in a hurry.

With a tall body stepping on the scorching sun all the way in, the baby's face was full of annoyance, but her bright black eyes shone with joy, and the look of her brows and eyes formed a different kind of hesitation.

Jiang Hu still maintained the previous posture. When he saw Jiang Shu coming in, he first took a look, then lowered his head, with an attitude of "I know I was wrong".

Jiang Shuwu's heart softened, he waved his hand, and the maid behind closed the door and retreated.

Jiang Shu sat down beside him, but didn't speak.

Jiang Shu is too easy to understand, which made Jiang Hu become a substitute and figured out his details in two months. Jiang Shu is not afraid that his son will not make trouble, but he is afraid that he will not work hard enough, so that he will not be able to show his majesty to the fullest. and love.

Jiang Shu's education method is not to let them grow up, but to let them grow, as long as they don't grow crooked, and don't cause major incidents (usually ordinary major incidents can't be provoked), this father protects his shortcomings. The Qilin beast at the bottom of Zhoucheng accidentally touched the magic circle. The Qilin beast accidentally injured Jianghu and frightened Jiang Bei. During the battle, he hanged himself in front of the Qilin beast for three days, making the Qilin beast drool and cry without tears, and tasted the extreme pain that could be seen, heard, and inedible.

It was also because of the accidental injury of the Qilin beast that the real Jianghu died and was replaced by his fake Jianghu.

Afterwards, Jianghu learned about this incident from Yuanshen's memory, and realized that Yuanshen's short five-year life was nothing but bad luck.

Jianghu licked his lips. This is not the only thing that happened to him. In general, he should be blamed. He should have locked the door before taking off his pants: "Father, I was wrong."

Seeing him speak, Jiang Shu suppressed her joy and said, "You're right."

"I was wrong." Jiang Hu chose his words carefully: "I'm just a little curious..."

Jiang Shu looked at him with deep meaning: "You have grown up."

If you leave aside the five-year-old shell, he does understand everything about men, women, men, and animals, but he is afraid to scare you: "You misunderstood."

"Xiaoyun described it very clearly."

Jianghu felt ashamed for a moment: "My butt is itchy."

Jiang Shu said with a smile: "I didn't give birth to a different kind."

Jiang Hu broke down a bit: "How can you trust me?"

Jiang Shu supported his shoulders and looked at him with extremely serious eyes: "It's not a bad thing for a man to grow up, you will find that growing up is actually a kind of happiness."

"It would be great if there was no framing of this happiness." Jiang Huyi pointed out.

Jiang Shu smiled: "It's no big deal."

Jianghu wailed: "You can rest assured about your child."

Jiang Shu was very proud: "Didn't your father and your mother also learn from each other without a teacher?"

Jiang Hu looked at him quietly: "Are you proud of your great genes?"

Jiang Shu patted his head: "Don't say words that Dad doesn't understand, but Dad knows that you are praising Dad, that's how things are, my son, he is destined to be stronger than his father."

Jiang Husheng has nothing to love: "I can be sure that I picked it up."

The author has something to say:

I meet you again, and as always, please support me a lot, first one.

The age setting has been modified, from the original three years old to five years old.