clean up

The so-called "seduction" and "rebellious road" are nothing but Gong Shaoliu's exaggerated claims.

In fact, the cause, process and result of the matter are very simple.

When: About 11 years ago.

Location: Panze Town

Protagonists: Ye Chuze (nine years old), Gong Shaoliu (seven years old), Ye Xuechi (six years old)

Reason: Gong Shaoliu went to the door every day, saw Daye and Xiaoye lying on the sofa watching TV, and joined them excitedly.

Passage: There is a bad street cartoon on the TV, telling the story of the protagonist leading his friends to defeat the enemies from aliens and actively safeguarding world peace.As the saying goes, "Since ancient times, evil does not suppress good." Naturally, this cartoon also ends with the protagonist winning a big victory, being embraced by the world as a hero, and recorded in the historical register. , We must cherish peace and reject war" has such a connotative theme.

Although the plot is bloody, it is really boring and retarded in the eyes of adults and middle school students, but this does not affect the enthusiasm of children for it.

The three children watched with relish, and suddenly Ye Chuze asked the two younger brothers with a mysterious face: "Do you want to be a hero like this in the animation?"

Ye Xuechi opened his watery eyes wide and said, "Think about it, brother, how can you do it?"

Gong Shao showed a mouthful of canine teeth and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense?! How can a person with great ambitions like me not want to save the world and save the people living in dire straits! I want to be the one who transmits positive energy and warms you My top ten people of the year who moved the people of country Z! They want to contribute to the society, the country, and the world! Pursuing sentient beings with the world’s worries before the world’s worries and joys after the world’s joys... Do you understand the truth? Understand?!"

Ye Chuze waved his hand impatiently and said, "Simplicity is just thinking, why talk so much? Since you all want to be heroes, then I will give you a very important task. Don't forget not to tell me. Others, just that idiom, what is it called..."

Gong Shaoliu on one side raised his hand and interjected, "Report sir! It's 'keep your mouth shut'!"

Ye Chuze slapped him on the face and said: "Tsk, I know, what are you interrupting, go away and listen to me quietly. Well, yes, you have to keep your mouth shut. Now that you get together, I will tell you next task."

The three of them gathered together and spoke in a low voice, with extremely solemn expressions, as if they were plotting something terrible.

The task entrusted by Ye Chuze is actually "I don't like to eat green peppers, but today my mother suddenly had a convulsion and wanted to burn green peppers and pork shreds, so in order to save me, a poor person who is about to fall into the predicament of eating green peppers, you two help me." I quickly wiped out the green peppers, and the other Gong Shaoliu approved you to come to our house tonight for dinner."

Gong Shaoliu and Ye Xuechi, two little idiots, were so fooled that they agreed.

That night, the three went to the battlefield.

Facing the big plate of green peppers on the table, Ye Chuze felt complicated.

He glanced at the two little fools sitting beside him, and gave him a look.

The little idiots quickly understood what he meant, pinching their chopsticks, their hands exploded, and "swiped" all the green peppers on the plate into their rice bowls.

This stance seems to have used up all the explosive hand speed skills of the next three years.

Ye Chuze, who has no city in his chest, smiled with relief.

Result: Ye Chuze fulfilled his wish and did not need to eat such horrible food as green peppers.However, Gong Shaoliu and Ye Xuechi had to finish eating the green peppers because they had a lot of them, but after eating, they found that there were only a few vegetable leaves left on the table, and they almost vomited after eating green peppers, so they completely pulled this kind of food into their mouths. Blacklist, so angry that he didn't even want to be that shit hero, but wanted to destroy the world.

*

Ye Xuechi is innocent and innocent, speaks faster than ten thousand Gong Shaoliu, and Ye Chuze is deep in the city.

This is really a sad story.

*

"Let me tell you how I lured young children astray." Ye Chuze looked at Gong Shaoliu and said sincerely, "The whole thing can be summed up as I don't want to eat green peppers, so I tricked you into eating them, which made you not like them either. Green peppers. Right?"

When Gong Shaoliu thought about it, his brain hurt, and he felt that he was very mentally retarded, but when he thought of being beaten with a stick tomorrow morning, his brain hurt even more.

He nodded resignedly.

Ye Chuze smiled, with the corners of his eyes drooping, and he said innocently: "Actually, I can't blame me for this. I couldn't be forced to make such a bad move. You really wronged me when you said that about me."

Gong Shaoliu twitched his eyebrows, with an expression of "you're fucking kidding me".

Ye Chuze shrugged, did not respond, and continued to eat.

Gong Shaoliu was speechless and had no choice but to give up.

After eating, Ye Chuze cleaned up the table, washed his hands, and saw Gong Shaoliu sitting on the chair with his legs crossed and playing with his mobile phone. He wondered, "Hey, don't you have any homework in your department? It's only been a few days since school started." Ah, you have nothing to do?"

Gong Shaoliu gave him a supercilious look: "Who do you think is sitting in front of you? Such a little homework has already been done. How can you look like a junior in your junior year? You are as idle as a salted fish."

Ye Chuze said innocently: "I'm not free either, I'm also very busy."

Gong Shaoliu said suspiciously: "Why are you busy? Every time I go back to the dormitory, I can see you playing leisurely. You are obviously a big idler and slap your face to pretend to be fat. Shamelessly say that you are a busy person."

Ye Chuze sat at the computer desk, took out earphones from his trouser pocket, plugged them into his mobile phone, clicked on the music software, picked out a soothing song at random, raised his eyelids and said to Gong Shaoliu: "Hey, Don't look at me as a fool, I'm a busy man."

"where?"

Ye Chuze rubbed his face and said, "Student Union."

After a pause, he said again: "Oh, there is also a confession to deal with the girl. Today I rejected three."

Gong Shaoliu stood up suddenly: "You didn't accept it?!"

Ye Chuze looked at him strangely: "That's right, is it possible that I agree? I don't have any intention of falling in love. Just you, a little kid, gives me a headache, let alone having a girlfriend."

Although Gong Shaoliu was said to be a child, he didn't know that he was very happy in his heart, he was refreshed, and he pretended not to care and said: "You old bachelor, you deserve to have no girlfriend with this attitude."

Ye Chuze became unhappy: "What do you know, you little brat? This kind of lifelong event is to be cautious and cautious. I have never been in a relationship before, so I came to teach your brother a lesson."

Gong Shaoliu changed the topic: "What happened to the student union you mentioned? Why didn't I know? Why didn't you tell me before?"

Ye Chuze ignored the last two questions, and said, "Student union, yes, I have become the vice president of Dangdang, don't tell me, I'm so busy, I really want to resign and quit."

Gong Shaoliu was surprised: "Are you still the vice president?! Don't tease me! You can be like this! God open your eyes, the world is getting worse, the world is changing, and the times are changing!"

He looked him up and down, amazed.

Ye Chuze smiled helplessly: "You think I want to be one? I was persecuted."

Gong Shaoliu suppressed the blazing heart of gossip, thinking: This seems to be a sad history, I'd better save some face for him, take care of the previous sympathy, don't break the casserole and ask the bottom to the bottom and follow the vine.

Ye Chuze also didn't mean to say much. After saying this, he boarded the game, and he didn't seem to be in the mood. After playing a few games, he took a shower and went to bed. After saying "good night", there was no movement.

Gong Shaoliu sighed.

*

"Tofu nao, salty and hot."

Gong Shaoliu put the bought breakfast on the table, and called Ye Chuze who was still lying on the bed.

Hearing this, Ye Chuze sat up in shock while dying, changed his clothes and washed after wearing slippers.

Not long after, he sat down at the table, ate the tofu nao for a while, and said, "I wanted to ask yesterday, where did you buy the tofu nao?"

Gong Shaoliu swallowed the meat bun in his mouth, and replied as briefly as possible: "It's not far downstairs, it's very convenient for me to come back from a run and buy it, that's Chen Ji."

Ye Chuze said "Oh", and said with a smile: "Do you think we have a tacit understanding? I didn't tell you which one to buy, why did you buy it by such a coincidence?"

Gong Shaoliu blushed and shouted: "Tacit! Eat yours! I'm just trying to make it easier. If you know which breakfast you like, I definitely won't buy it!"

Ye Chuze still had a smile on his face.

Gong Shaoliu said in a low voice: "It's inexplicable. What's so funny. Be careful, your facial muscles will cramp later, and you will cry to death! I won't come to help you, you are depressed and depressed yourself! Hmph."

Ye Chuze smiled and said, "Like a child, why are you getting emotional. We are all adults, so speak frankly and don't be so arrogant."

Gong Shaoliu took a hard bite of the steamed stuffed bun, chewed it and swallowed it down: "Ye Chuze, please pay attention to what you say, don't poke my dead point, otherwise I don't know what I will do."

Ye Chuze said: "Well, then I have to look forward to it."

Breakfast was ready soon, and Gong Shaoliu had class in the morning, so he left first.

Just as he was about to open the door, Ye Chuze suddenly stopped him: "Don't worry, I still have a debt to settle with you. You will be punished for swearing, remember?"

Gong Shaoliu's face sank "swipe", his complexion was not particularly good-looking, it was a bit dark.

Ye Chuze said: "I don't have any bamboo sticks, but there are still quite a lot of shoes, but they are a bit dirty. Since you have to go to class later, the shoes will not be served. Come on, stretch out your hand, whichever one you want, just play a few boards. Let you go."

Gong Shaoliu stretched out his left hand obediently, and Ye Chuze took a medium-thick book and rolled it into a barrel shape, and hit three boards with "pa pa pa pa", then raised his head and pinched Gong Shaoliu's face, and said without shame: "Yo, it's quite soft. .Let’s go to class and listen carefully.”

Gong Shaoliu's ears were red, he twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard his words, and said, "You're coaxing the child."

Ye Chuze put his arms around his chest, tapped his shoulder with a book, and said jokingly: "You are a child, but you are a giant child in my eyes. You need to be hurt and disciplined."

Gong Shaoliu's face flushed suddenly, he opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word, facing Ye Chuze's mocking eyes, he ran away.

Ye Chuze said to himself: "Usually, when we're talking to him, he's sneaky. There are a lot of idioms and famous sentences. I, as a liberal arts student, dare not say that I have his vocabulary. He, why doesn't he say a word, it's strange, he doesn't chatter anymore, he is really changing, it's hard to say that he is like a child."

*

In the afternoon, just as Ye Chuze finished all his classes and was about to go back to the dormitory, he was called by a text message from the student union.

He looked at the text message and raised his eyebrows.