Traceable

1. Embrace and fall asleep

Returning late, after taking a shower, Gu Xun crept onto the bed with damp and air-conditioning, hugged his lover, and entangled his limbs.Lin Yuyao was sitting in a nightmare, a giant snake wrapped around her body, and she was so uncomfortable, she struggled under conditioned reflex, and kicked her off the bed.

Lin Yuyao woke up when he heard the sound, staring in confusion.

Gu Xun lay on the floor with a tangled expression on his face: "Why are you kicking me? Are you still so strong?"

Lin Yuyao pulled him up and said, "I'm having a nightmare."

"What nightmare?"

"I dreamed of a giant snake with dark green scales and eyes..."

"Okay, let's go to bed." Gu Xun stopped his detailed description.

Lin Yuyao saw that he was a snake shadow who was afraid of snakes, so he stopped talking, and the two lay down on the bed.

Gu Xun hugged her and complained, "Oh, I was exhausted from filming, and I was kicked out of bed when I got home."

Lin Yuyao felt sleepy and didn't speak.

Gu Xun was still pressing: "I seem to have been kicked there by you just now, and I don't know if it's broken or not, please check it for me."

As he spoke, he held Lin Yuyao's hand and leaned down.At first glance, he became lustful.

Lin Yuyao withdrew his hand and stroked his hair: "Hey, go to sleep, or I will tell a story."

"What story to tell?"

"The Tale of the Giant Python."

Gu Xun: "..." mmp.Go to sleep.

2. Go shopping together

On a whim, I wanted to go shopping.Taking advantage of the weekday night, the two came to the mall fully armed.

"Oh, there are huge posters of me everywhere." Gu Xun pretended to sigh at the advertising screen, "Take a picture of me."

Lin Yuyao rolled her eyes: "You are not as good-looking as the poster."

"Pooh."

They chattered and wandered around, but saw several figures galloping towards them.

"Is it Gu Xun and Yu Yao?!"

Gu Xun: "No, I admitted the wrong person."

Fans: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Eardrums burst.Gu Xun quickly dragged Lin Yuyao to hide in the toilet cubicle.

"I can't just go shopping." Lin Yuyao panted.

"Too enthusiastic." Gu Xun shook his head.

After 5 minutes, Gu Xun said, "Why are you still panting?"

Lin Yuyao: "I haven't exercised for a long time."

"I'm so hard out of breath."

Lin Yuyao made a gesture to kick him, and Gu Xun was about to kick him.

"No, don't even think about it." Lin Yuyao really kicked him.

"I just want to think about it." Gu Xun persisted.

The two of them were fighting vigorously, and a fan outside the door heard the movement and found them.

"Ah, Gu Xun, are you in there??!!"

"It's over." The two stopped immediately and held their breath.

Later, dozens of security guards from the shopping mall came forward and were rescued.

And after being rescued, the boss of the company invited them to drink tea and asked them not to mess around in public.

3. Watch horror movies together in the middle of the night

On the first night after the World Cup, they suffered from insomnia in the middle of the night, and the two of them still suffered from insomnia after finishing a piston exercise.

"Football hurts people, jet lag can't be overcome." Gu Xun sighed.

Lin Yuyao lay dead, with dark circles under his eyes that could kill someone: "I want to sleep, but I can't sleep."

"Do you want to do it again?" Gu Xun touched his naked skin.

Lin Yuyao refused: "No, indulgence will hurt your body. Let's watch a movie."

"Look at what?"

The two got up and got dressed, and entered the audio-visual room at home.

"Hey, there's a horror movie." Gu Xun found a disc, "Watch this."

Halfway through, I heard Gu Xun yelling. Lin Yuyao went to the kitchen to cut some fruit and gagged him.

However, the neighbor complained the next day.

"Are you a coward?" Lin Yuyao hung up the phone number of the property owner.Very helpless.

Gu Xun couldn't argue: I'm not...I didn't....jpg

4. One party's wake up spirit

"I want to eat shrimp dumplings tomorrow morning." Gu Xun said before going to bed.

"Let Xiao Jiang buy it for you in the morning and bring it here." Lin Yuyao said.

"I want to eat what you cook, but I don't want to eat what I bought."

"It's too much trouble to do."

Gu Xun sighed: "Old husband and wife, are you tired? Before when I said I wanted to eat, you immediately said yes..."

"To shut up."

"..."

The next morning Lin Yuyao got up early and went into the kitchen to make shrimp dumplings.It's almost done, go to the bedroom and call someone.

"Get up and have breakfast."

Gu Xun turned over and covered his head with the quilt.

"Shrimp dumplings." Lin Yuyao continued.

"Don't eat!" Gu Xun, who was awakened, covered his head with a pillow and shouted impatiently.

"If you don't eat, you'll fall down." Lin Yuyao kicked his ass.

Unhappy after kicking, he kicked again: "I said I want to eat, but I can't get up when I'm done."

Gu Xun: "Kick me again, try it."

There was a snap and another kick.

Gu Xun: "..."

ok, I can see, getting up is getting more and more angry.

5. Cooking

tired.really tired.Lin Yuyao collapsed on the sofa and said, "I won't cook tonight, let's order takeaway."

"I'll make it." Gu Xun rolled up his sleeves, "I learned how to make omelet rice two days ago."

Lin Yuyao doubted his strength: "Can you do it?"

Men are most taboo to be told no.Gu Xun entered the kitchen aggressively, ready to show off.

Half an hour later, the biological weapon was on the table.

"Your Majesty, it's time for lunch." Gu Xun bowed and made a "please" gesture.

Lin Yuyao raised his hand: "Help me up."

Sitting at the table and taking a bite, Lin Yuyao bit a foreign object on his teeth: "Is there an eggshell in it?"

Gu Xun: "A little accident will not affect the overall taste."

Lin Yuyao chewed the half-baked and sour omelet rice, feeling very helpless.

"Forget it, let's order takeaway."

"Why are you this kind of person, Lin Yuyao? Can't you give me some love and encouragement?"

Lin Yuyao ignored him and opened the food delivery app by himself.

Gu Xun took a bite of the omelet rice he made, his expression changed suddenly, he spat it out, put down his chopsticks and shouted, "It's called pizza."

6. General cleaning

Gu Xun: "If you have money, do the housekeeping."

pass.

7. Browse past photos

A fan sent a photo album, and Gu Xun looked through it after returning home.

"This photo is all in." Gu Xun pointed to a kissing photo.

That was a photo of the two of them coming out of the closet, and it was photographed by Shi Hammer, so it couldn't be denied.

"And this one, when was it?" Gu Xun put up the photo album to show Lin Yuyao.

Lin Yuyao was cultivating his succulent, glanced at it: "It was filmed when the media visited the set when filming "The Crime of the Innocents."

"We weren't together back then." Gu Xun boasted, "But the way you look at me, you can see that you are secretly in love with me."

Lin Yuyao said: "At that time we only knew each other for half a month."

"Half a month is not enough for you to fall in love with me?"

"Ha ha."

8. Make complaints about the other person's living habits

"I didn't say, Gu Xing, can you put your clothes in the basket next time? You can see your dirty clothes on the sofa, on the bed, on the floor, in the bathroom." Lin Yuyao couldn't bear it anymore.

Gu Xun was playing a game, and said perfunctorily, "Yeah, I got it...don't block my screen."

"What do you know?"

"Don't throw your clothes around."

"Also, can you clean up the sink after shaving next time?"

"can."

"Don't put it in the left ear and out the right ear."

Gu Xun was beaten to death, and said angrily, "Why are you so wordy."

Lin Yuyao patted the table: "I'm talking too much?"

"Don't accuse me every day. If you talk about yourself, you don't..." Gu Xun wanted to complain about him, but he got stuck.Lin Yuyao's living habits are excellent, and he has nothing to complain about.

"What about me?" Lin Yu looked at him from afar.

"Can't you be gentle with me?" Gu Xun dropped the mouse, "Why are you getting more and more fierce?"

"It was forced out by you. Menopause is early." Lin Yuyao pressed his forehead.

Gu Xun sensed that he was really in a bad mood, so he quickly grabbed his hand, acted coquettishly, his mouth was as sweet as honey: "Why, menopause is still far away from you."

Lin Yuyao was really a little angry at first, but seeing him getting bored, he couldn't help laughing.

9. Telephones separated by two places

Lin Yuyao went to perform in other places and called back at night.

"Don't forget to feed the chicken wrap."

Gu Xun was stroking the cat: "I can't forget it."

"I bought a new cat food and put it in the cabinet. You can take it out tomorrow and see if it suits its taste." Lin Yuyao said.

"Oh, I see."

"Be careful when you bathe it, it's more sensitive on the stomach."

"Ok."

"Immediately after taking a shower..."

"Why do you keep talking about chicken rolls?" Gu Xun interrupted him.

"You also have to eat, take a bath, and sleep on time." Lin Yuyao coaxed him smoothly.

"En." Gu Xun was satisfied.

"What are the chicken rolls doing now?" Lin Yuyao said, "I don't have internet here, otherwise there will be videos."

Gu Xun: "...and commit suicide by mentioning the chicken roll."

"I still want to see you." Lin Yuyao suddenly whispered.

Gu Xun: "I am behind a cat."

"Important things last."

"Smart words, Comrade Lin Yuyao, you've become slippery now."

"Hahaha."

10. Good Morning Kiss

Gu Xun went abroad to film for more than three months, and said he would come back next week.Lin Yuyao came home from the theater, ate something casually, fed the cat and fell asleep.

It was a rare day that Gu Xun didn't have a video call with him at night.Lin Yuyao sent a WeChat message, but there was no reply.It was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and Lin Yuyao murmured in his heart: I'm afraid he had an affair abroad.

Of course, just thinking about it, he knew that this would not happen.

Turn off your phone and go to sleep.I had a dream. In the dream, Gu Xun turned into a penguin. He twisted and twisted as he walked, and tripped over the rope several times. Lin Yuyao couldn't be happier.

Waking up in the morning and still having fun.

There was a breathing sound next to him, he turned his head to see that the penguin in his dream was sleeping next to him.

"Are you awake, my little American sweetheart?" Gu Xun gave him a wink.

Lin Yuyao was frightened early in the morning, covered his eyes with his arms, and said, "Greasy."

"Don't like this?" Gu Xun leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek, "Then change it. Good morning, baby."

"When did you come back?" Lin Yuyao asked.

Gu Xun yawned, and lay down on his side: "Half an hour ago, I took an overnight flight."

Lin Yuyao was also lying on his side, reaching out to touch his face, with a thorny blue beard growing on his chin: "Go to sleep first, and have a good rest. I have to go to the production team to rehearse."

"Ah."

"Remember to eat at noon."

"En." Gu Xun closed his eyes.

Lin Yuyao stared at it for a while, and waited until he had to get up before getting up to wash.When everything was ready to go out, he turned back to the bedroom, leaned over and kissed Gu Xun gently.

When the people left, Gu Xun raised his hand to touch his mouth, and muttered, "Tsk, you're still cheating."