Zerg Rover

The sun filled the room, Xi Tian sat cross-legged on the ground, and there was an unpacked express package in front of him.

They haven't formally gone through the formalities, so Xi Tian can't touch Alice's account deposit.Adhering to the idea of ​​"sooner or later, his person is mine, and the money is mine", Xi Tian did not accept Alice's transfer request, and directly bound the payment account to Alice's terminal.In order to show that Ellis is now the head of the family, he also changed his recipient's name to Ellis. Every time he received a package, Xi Tian would joke to Ellis: " Our Patriarch's package has arrived again." Afterwards, he smiled clearly when he received Ellis' return.

Early in the morning, Ellis was called out to a party by his friends. Ellis had questioned him, but Xi Tian was happy to see him contacting his friends, so he agreed with his nod.

In less than an hour, the courier package was delivered to the door. When signing, Xi Tian saw the "Recipient: Ellis" on it and thought it was his own package, so he opened it without thinking too much.

The outermost carton is an ordinary unremarkable original wood pulp color. After opening, the inside is a very eye-catching pink box with painted words on the outside: "I know your mind best", and there is a kiss next to it.

The pink box is not sealed, so Xi Tian knows what's inside without opening it.

"Mind" is a sex toy store for adult females. Xi Tian, ​​who likes to spy on the female and subfemale sections all the year round, recognized at a glance the sex toy combination pack that most females jokingly call "primary kit".

The primary tool kit is an extra sexual prop for the bed, including entry-level low-temperature candles, restraints, handcuffs, ropes, pocket knives, and more.

Xi Tianzai carefully recalled the list of recently purchased items three times, and concluded that the person who ordered this package was Alice.

Looking at the date of the packing list inside, it shows that it was two days ago, Xi Tian rubbed his chin, why did his mistress buy these things?

Could it be that he is dissatisfied with the fact that he only has too few tricks, and buying these is a silent protest?

But Ellis' response was apparently quite enthusiastic.

The question comes back to "Why did Ellis buy this?"

Xi Tian decided to think differently, if it was him, under what circumstances would he buy things.

...um, Groupon?

Maybe it's because the weather is getting colder, and everyone is indifferent and doesn't like to go to bed, so Xinsi Company has launched a group purchase and discount activity to promote sales?

The big sale of group buying, if you can’t buy it, you will suffer a loss, if you can’t buy it, you will be fooled, and if you buy it, you will make a profit.

In Xi Tian's mind, the roaring advertisements of major online e-commerce companies appeared, which once caused his savings to be on the verge of eating up dirt.

This absurd guess made Xi Tian couldn't help but laugh.

But then, I thought of the half of the books on the upper right corner of the bookshelf that I was not interested in at all, and I just bought back the books to make up the bill, and I was lost again.

In order to divert attention, he opened the "beginner kit", which contained a palm-sized pink booklet.

Xi Tian has a problem, as long as it is a paper print with text, he has to take it in his hand to read.

The first page is full of unrestrained and bold stick figures. As soon as Xi Tian's eyes fell on it, his face turned red.

He wanted to let it go, but he was curious about what was inside.

Every time he turned a page, Xi Tian could hear a voice screaming in his mind: Put it down!put it down!

However, there was another soft, small voice: I will read one more page, just one page, and put it down after finishing the next page.

So, just read the whole book.

After closing the booklet, Xi Tian's face was already blushing, and he covered his face with his hands in bewilderment.

He heard the arteries in his head throbbing, the palms of his dry hands were slightly sweating, his fingers were cold and trembling in the air.

I seem to have opened the door to a new world.

Xi Tian heard that small voice speaking again.

In hindsight, it was his own voice.

Xi Tian took out the polyethylene-encapsulated pocket knife inside.

The pocket knife is spring-loaded, and the handle is only as long as the palm of your hand. When you fumble for the switch, with a whoosh, the shiny blade emerges.

The knife is engraved with exquisite patterns, and the sides of the knife are not sharpened.

Xi Tian swiped hard on his palm, leaving only a white mark that was neither painful nor itchy, and soon recovered under the elasticity of the skin.

The fun pocket knife does not really hurt the female body, but uses its strength to add a little fun.

Footnote in the booklet: "Do not insert it in the back, it will hurt~T^T,"

Reminiscent of the words I said to the female last night, I suddenly felt ashamed.

It's because he doesn't know how to play.

However, thinking of the dagger that Alice gave him last night, his back felt cold again.

I'm afraid, Ellis also heard about sex games in bed. He only heard a rough idea, and foolishly prepared a real dagger.

Fortunately, last night, both of them knew little about how to play, and finally finished it with normal postures.

However, after reading the pictures and texts in the booklet, the posture that I thought was full of fun turned pale.

The heat on his face has not subsided, his mind is about to move, Xi Tian is eager to try.

Xi Tian began to rejoice that thanks to Alice's going out to parties, he could be popularized so much knowledge.

Thinking about it this way, I have never seen a flirting tutorial in bed before.

The power of the masses is infinite, and the flirting methods he has figured out by himself will not compare to the conclusion of gathering countless seniors and experimenters in more than ten years.

Xi Tian's eyes were sharp, and he quickly pulled out the terminal to cast a screen, opened the male forum section he frequented, and started posting tutorials.

At this time, Ellis was sitting with Angie and Owen, sitting around the hot pot.

Alice was about to drop the frozen meat into the boiling red soup with his chopsticks, when his nose itched, he quickly picked up a handkerchief to cover it, and sneezed in a muffled voice.

Angie was scooping chili sauce into a bowl with a spoon. Seeing Ellis, she wondered, "Alice, are you wearing too little clothes? You sneezed three times while we were eating." .”

Owen knocked on the back of Angie's hand, and took the pepper bottle in his hand, "You put too much."

Angie said "Oh".

Owen smiled at Ellis, "Is someone thinking of you?"

"how is this possible?"

The hero's face appeared in front of Alice's eyes, and he felt a little shy.

Angie became interested, "Hey, Ellis, you are blushing, are you thinking about your hero?"

Ellis smiled embarrassedly, acquiescing.

Owen looked very calm, "Alice, you haven't come to the army for a while, so it's completely settled this time."

Ellis nodded.

Owen: "When are you going to get married?"

"In the middle of next month." Ellis thought for a while, and added, "If there are no accidents."

Now, it is already mid-October.

Owen: "Are you going to keep taking leave during this period?"

Angie's colander was desperately looking for the vegetable balls he had just placed in the hot pot. Of the three of them, only Anji loves vegetables, and interjected, "Anyway, Ellis will return to the army after marriage. It doesn't matter if you take a short break."

Ellis smiled and said, "Yes, the above has already approved it. After all, it's the only engagement in my life. I still want to enjoy it."

At this moment, Anji put a plate into the hot pot, too fast, and it was too late to see that the plate was empty, "Engagement, it sounds really enviable, such a romantic male. Hey! Why are you kicking me!" Angie yelled angrily at Owen on the right, and turned back as if remembering something, "Have you guys slept yet? Tell me, how is your master's skills? Do you have any special hobbies?"

Females are well aware of what "special taste" refers to.

Ellis poked the bottom material in the bowl, blushing, "Master, well, I don't have any special hobbies, technology... well, I'm very happy."

"Hey, you don't need any props. There are so few such innocent males." Anji sighed, and gave Owen a vague look.

Owen squeezed the chopsticks in his hand tightly, and his knuckles clicked.

"You can persuade your hero to try some 'special hobbies' together. The very popular elementary tool kit is very good."

Alice grasped the point instantly, "You have a partner?! Why have you never heard of it before?"

Angie smiled, "We've been dating for two months."

Alice exclaimed: "I didn't expect the three of us to be the first to have a date with you. You really kept it a secret."

Angie smiled: "It's time for you to get to know each other."

Alice: "Your object is not a male? Is it a subfemale?"

The male son has always disdained to attend the female party, otherwise Ellis would really like to bring his male master.

"You'll know when we see you." Anji avoided talking about it and changed the subject, "I didn't talk about props just now, I recommend a few high-quality stickers for you, and try it yourself, which will definitely let you firmly grasp Xiongzi's Heart."

As he spoke, he moved closer to Ellis with the bowl in his hand, moved away from Owen, and began to mutter.

Owen looked deeply at Anji, but the eyes of the two were firmly attached to Anji's projection screen. The distance between the two made him feel inexplicably stunned, and said "I'll go get some more food" and left the seat.

"Bring me two plates of meatballs, thank you~" Angie shouted to Owen's back with a smile.

"Angie, why do I feel that you and Owen are acting weird today." Ellis hesitated, "Are you two having a conflict?"

"How is it possible?" Angie retorted with a bright smile.

"In the past, you were not so enthusiastic."

"Maybe love makes me enthusiastic." Angie smiled.

Now that Angie denied it, Ellis stopped struggling and continued to consult Angie for details.

When parting, Owen and Angie hugged Ellis respectively. Owen said, "You have to be good. If he hurts you, you must tell me." Angie whispered in his ear, "I prepared a gift for you, wait You'll know when you go back."

Ellis felt hot, this is his friend!