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In front of a corrugated house is a lush green garden, which is empty, but Cheng Yi knows that many plants will be planted here soon, as to why...

"Oh~heh~" Cheng Yi was a little speechless, this was his voice, and it was the same as some of his companions around him, that's why Yao Si started to shut down his phone and pretended to be dead when he came to this world.

Plants vs. Zombies... Can it be a little more tricky?

Three years, hehe, according to the laws of this game, it is difficult for the zombies to survive the first level!

When the camera came to Cheng Yi, Cheng Yi subconsciously put on his best state as a zombie: tilting his head and shoulders, lame and drooling.

It is simply an example among actors!

Immediately afterwards, there was the owner of the house, an uncle with a beard and big eyes pretending to be tender.

Cheng Yi: ...This temperament is somewhat familiar.

Games start.

In the first level, he didn't have many companions, only four or five. The owner started to plant plants, sunflowers, and his smile was so cute.

Cheng Yi dangled his #legs and feet slowly, thinking that he would simply die in the first round, so he went to talk to Yaosi about future entertainment activities.Halfway through, the homeowner started to plant pea shooters, shaking left and right, not to mention really cute!Cheng Yi was drooling, and with a frozen expression, he was admiring the process of the hard stone companions on the left and right being interrupted with their limbs and heads knocked off.

It's almost time to plant small peas on his path.

Then, Cheng Yi ate the smiling Sunflower all the way, and entered the small hut with a low growl.

Cheng Yi: ...

He was pressured by the uncle to drink a glass of milk! ! !

The big eyes of Cheng Yi's zombie version are big and small eyes of Uncle Fu Qian's version.

"Aw~ho~ oh~"

"Well, Zero Seven also ran away, dragging Yaosi along."

"Ow~woo~"

"It's okay, I don't hate you."

Cheng Yi: ...

The next level continued immediately, and Cheng Yi put on a hat this time. Well, to be precise, he is now a roadblock zombie.Cheng Yi thought it was pretty good-looking, but it was a bit heavy.

He is obviously more durable with the hat on.There were too many zombies this time, so Fu Qian had to plant all the peas. Cheng Yi wisely followed the zombies in front until the meat shield fell down. Peas, Cheng Yi watched helplessly as the peas in front of him were dug away by the shovel.

Cheng Yi: ...

Cheng Yi ignored the sound of explosions and the sound of gnawing nuts behind him, and walked tragically towards the dilapidated house with milk.

……

This time, Cheng Yi was an iron bucket zombie. He decided to take back the saying that the roadblock on the head of the roadblock zombie is a bit heavy. The iron bucket is really heavy and ugly!

Too many times have been succeeded by Cheng Yi, all the zombies unanimously decided to leave Cheng Yi where he is first, and he will be the last to go, they want to try to eat the brain of the sloppy uncle inside!

So Cheng Yi was forced to stay where he was and watch the indiscriminate bombardment in front of him, with limbs flying all over the place.

Cheng Yi: Oh...

When the last Cheng Yi zombie came out, the yard had been cleaned up, not even the car!

Why would mindless zombies use what they don't have? !

Cheng Yi thought deeply.

At night, it should be Cheng Yi's favorite part.

Full of mushrooms!

Small puff mushrooms, big puff mushrooms, magnetic mushrooms, cowardly mushrooms, sun mushrooms, confused mushrooms, explosive mushrooms...

tasty!Cheng Yi was very satisfied, but unfortunately he had never tasted the fuzzy mushroom and the explosive mushroom, so he didn't know what it tasted like...

Cheng Yi, the zombie, is already well-known among the zombie crowd. No matter whether he is an ordinary zombie, a pole-pillar zombie, or a newspaper-reading zombie, he is the only one who can successfully enter the shabby house every time.Zombies who have never been inside but have only heard about the conditions in the house can only envy and hate, and there are also zombies who will come to ask him if the uncle's brain in the room is good, Cheng Yi's answer is uniform: "吙~"

Zombies: ...Huh?Can't understand.

After eating an unknown amount of mushrooms, Cheng Yi saw the pool.

He doesn't want to eat lotus leaves!

Too bad he's a diving zombie.Who will tell him why a zombie who dives well has to pop up to eat lotus leaves!He'd rather eat nuts!

The dog-legged owner welcomed the diving zombie in, and presented him with a grilled fish and a glass of milk...

Diving zombies ate grilled fish and fed milk to peas.

After Cheng Yi drank a lot of water, ate a lot of lotus leaves, ate a lot of grilled fish, and fed a lot of pea milk, he walked to the roof under the sad and fearful eyes of all the peas.

Cheng Yi felt that the idea that the zombies planned to enter the house through the chimney was so stupid that it bubbled up, and the idea that the homeowner would rather kill the zombies than block the chimney was out of the question.

As the only zombie with an online IQ, Cheng Yi gnawed on the flower pot while comparing the flower pot with the lotus leaf. Sure enough, the lotus leaf tasted better.Fortunately, there is also watermelon corn cabbage, which tastes good raw.

Cheng Yi ate extravagantly as usual, without any troubles such as diarrhea or indigestion.

Unknowingly, during the days of eating raw plants and being fed by the house owner, Cheng Yi upgraded and became Gargantl.

Fu Qian looked at his daughter-in-law's giant figure, his face was a little green, and for the first time, he considered the serious question of whether to let zombies in.

The giant Cheng Yi was in high spirits. As soon as the telegraph pole went down, the flowerpot collapsed, and as soon as the telegraph pole went down, the piranhas died.

Fu Qian looked at the zombie with a stiff face, large eyes and hunched back. After all, he still didn't put down the hot pepper. The daughter-in-law seemed to be in a good mood, forget it...

After years of struggle, Cheng Yi has already established a prestige among the zombies. Every time he goes out in a war, all but Cheng Yi will be wiped out, making the zombies resentful, so Cheng Yi is elected as their king to take revenge on the house owner.

So Cheng Yi, who became the ultimate boss, Dr. Zhuang Wang: ...this big watermelon-like head.

Cheng Yi manipulated the robot zombies that the zombies had patched up to the roof, and first threw out the white flag at his feet, ready to fight a protracted battle.

The declaration of war has been released, and before Cheng Yi released the first zombie, the homeowner raised the white flag.

Cheng Yi: ...What about your backbone?

All the zombies watched helplessly under the house, and the owners of the big and small eyes brought their big and small zombie doctor back to the house.

All the zombies wept bitterly.

The zombies embarked on a journey to find the next brain, and vowed never to come to this sad place where their king lost his brain again.

The author has something to say:

Because of various things in the three-dimensional dimension and the problem of disconnection... Maybe the update will be resumed after the 20th /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

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