Please select the host

"Please select 'Aquatic Plants' or 'Land Plants'."

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"..."

"You four baby, don't you explain?" Cheng Yi asked calmly, interpreting the noble and self-sustaining demeanor to a new height.

How else?

"Cough, host, please choose." Yaosi was a little guilty, but still insisted on working - please choose the host.

Then Yao Si saw a beast-like smile on the corner of the actor's host's mouth, yes, it was a beast!What is it that is not a beast that pulls its hair and smiles softly? !

Cheng Yi, on the other hand, thinks he has a gentlemanly smile and speaks softly. After all, as an excellent man, especially an excellent actor, it is necessary to learn to control his emotions and expressions. Of course, the movements of his hands are completely itchy.

"As my guide, at least explain what this option refers to?"

Yaosi twisted Yuanyuan's body, paused and said, "This should be the choice of the host's identity." After speaking, he drifted away immediately. To be honest, the probability of this kind of choice is really very small. The host Can meet, ahem, absolutely nothing to do with it.

Rao is Cheng Yi, a narcissistic person who thinks he is 360-degree perfect and can perform any role well. Faced with the question of whether he will live in water or on land as a plant in the next three years Still can't slow down.

Cheng Yi quietly digested the multiple-choice question for a while, and then digested for a while that the multiple-choice question was aimed at his identity for the longest three years in the future, and sighed quietly: "Baby, I take back the praise of your humanity."

"Please put it away carefully, thank you!"

"Actually, if you don't want me to choose, you can just tell me the next identity." Cheng Yi lovingly grabbed Yaosi back, wrapped it in his arms and stroked it gently, "Okay, baby, I'll choose terrestrial plants , can I know what kind of plant it is? As an actor, even if there is no script to play freely, you still need role setting!"

Yao Si lay in Cheng Yi's arms and pretended to be dead....

"Baby Yaosi, although I may hurt you by saying this, but," the space around Cheng Yi began to distort, and the teleportation began, "You are really useless."

When Cheng Yi "opened his eyes", he was first attracted by the heavy fruit on his head, "It looks like it's autumn..." The oranges are not bad.

That's right, Cheng Yi is an orange tree, an orange tree full of oranges, it looks like a delicious orange tree.

Cheng Yi began to survey his surroundings—it's growing environment is actually very good. This should be at the foot of a mountain. There are many trees on the mountain, all of which are tall and lush. There are all kinds of trees. The strange thing is that it is autumn. But not a single tree's leaves turned yellow and fell, and the green leaves were lush and full of vitality, as if they had infinite vitality.And my own orange tree stands out among all the trees - it is especially short and has a little yellow (orange fruit).

Cheng Yi grew on the side of the mountain road, well, all trees are like this.Because he grew up at the foot of the mountain, Cheng Yi could see the villages and villagers at the foot of the mountain.Very good, judging by the appearance of the village and the costumes of the villagers, it should be from ancient times.

As a tree, Cheng Yi couldn't speak, and couldn't speak. After silently counting the oranges on his head, Cheng Yi was so bored that he started to tease Yaosi.

"Yaosi baby~ Is it enough to make a tree for three years?" Cheng Yi asked subconsciously.

"No, seriously, it's an orange tree."

"...Actually, there is no need to do anything, just wait in this world for three years."

"No, it's three years of survival."

"Yaosi baby, you have to know that I'm an actor." Cheng Yi's expression...unable to see, Cheng Yi's tone became serious.

"Ah."

"Baby Yaosi, you must know that I am a tree now, and a tree cannot speak."

"Ah."

"Baby Yaosi, you have to know that as an actor, you can play a dumb person. Facial expressions and body expressions are very important, but language is also needed."

"...Hmm." Yao Si realized that something was wrong.

"Baby Yaosi, do you have the shielding function now?"

"...work relationship, no."

"Okay baby, three years from now, your task is to chat with me." Cheng Yi also felt that he was very generous and considerate, "talk to an outstanding talent like me who has broad knowledge and deep thinking, baby You are not far from success!"

"..." Is it too late to apply for the blocking function now?

Cheng Yi started his life as a tree.

On the first day, Cheng Yi started counting the leaves, and asked the system to accompany him to count the number of trees on the mountain.

The next day, Cheng Yi counted the leaves again to check whether he had fallen leaves, and asked the system to accompany him to count the number of steps on the mountain road.

On the third day, Cheng Yi began to practice tongue twisters, accompanied by the system.

On the fourth day, Cheng Yi continued to practice tongue twisters, accompanied by the system.

On the tenth day, Cheng Yi began to practice acting skills, emotional control and language expression. Of course, as a tree, he can only force the system to accompany the practice in his consciousness, as the object of practice.

No. On the 11th day, Cheng Yi continued to practice acting, accompanied by the system.

……

Until one month later, before Yao Si was about to apply for a chip replacement, Cheng Yi discovered some abnormalities.

As I saw before, this mountain is full of lush trees and full of aura. It can be said that it is very close to the village at the foot of the mountain. According to Cheng Yi's idea, it is very convenient to go up the mountain to cut firewood, hunt and hunt to maintain basic life, but these One day, no one went up the mountain, and no one came down from the mountain.

"Baby, why do you say this is?"

"Please host to explore by itself." Yao Si said that he didn't want to say too much for the time being, he needed a window period, three years would be just right.

"You want a tree to be able to explore by itself on this uninhabited mountain?" Cheng Yi asked with some amusement.

"Master, you are so good, you can do anything." If Yaosi had big enough eyes, he would be able to roll out a big white eye.It's a pity that it is a small soybean eye.

In fact, the effect of these words is not bad, of course for Cheng Yi.

"Since the fourth baby has said so," Cheng Yi thought for a while, and found that he could only stay here, "Then just wait with me." For three years, if no one shows up during this period , and I am a tree that can do nothing, neither can do anything nor be easily done by others, as long as it survives, it is enough, isn't it?

"That is to say, the so-called characters who want to integrate into the world don't need to pay special attention in this world." Just live like this quietly for three years.

So, how should the orange tree live?

Try to draw water and bask in the sun and survive the winter, then work hard to draw water and bask in the sun and survive the winter, and finally draw water and bask in the sun and survive the winter.Three years have passed.

This is the script that Orange Tree Cheng Yi gave himself.

Originally, he thought that he should have been so quiet for three years, but within a few days, Cheng Yi saw the person coming down the mountain.

a lot of people.

But they are all small children. In the past three days, no less than a thousand people have passed in front of him. The oldest child is only 13 years old, and the youngest child is only five years old. Noisy, from time to time on the mountain road can also stage a bullying, bullying or something.As a tree bystander, Cheng Yi said that the past few days have been quite exciting, not boring.

Of course, it would be even better if there were no brats to climb up to pick oranges.

Three days is enough for Cheng Yi to get a general idea of ​​the world from the mouths of these innocent children who don't hide anything.

This is a world of cultivating immortals.Like all novel settings, there are ordinary people here, there are those who have the qualifications to cultivate immortals, and there are real people who have cultivated to a certain extent. After reaching a certain level, immortals do not need to eat and excrete like ordinary people, and what is more, they will not grow old. Immortality, outstanding ability, of course, attracts many people to seek ways of cultivation.

And the mountain where Cheng Yi is located is the world's largest sect of cultivating immortals, Changyun Sect.These days are Changyunmen’s seven-year apprenticeship meeting, and walking up the mountain by one’s own ability is the most basic requirement. To reach the mountain, you need to undergo a more severe test. From these days, groups of people who have descended the mountain are crying and crying in frustration The child who was sitting could see it, but Cheng Yi, an orange tree that could only squat at the foot of the mountain, could know what kind of test he was going through.

So, Cheng Yi finally understood why some inexplicable branches would occasionally move in front of him... Damn, even the trees can become spirits and move freely, why only he can't move!

For Cheng Yi's irascibility, Yao Si gave an answer: because you are young, only five years old.

The five-year-old orange tree, which is already more than three meters high, can only continue to listen to the occasional little kid who passes by silently to relieve boredom.The children's words may be childish, immature, and of course full of self-temper, but most of the children's words are truer than anything else.

Slowly, while dropping leaves in the wind, Cheng Yi listened to some gossip about the Changyun Sect.

Which guy with high aptitude became the most famous peak master today, which guy with extremely poor aptitude was bullied again, and the cutest junior sister is actually clinging to that kid who has no family background, no background, and no aptitude! ...

Cheng Yi shook his head as hard as he could with his thoughts, and an orange fell down, "Baby Yaosi, tell me, isn't that unqualified kid they mentioned the protagonist of this world?" There are already places that can stretch freely and even higher, but there is no problem just dropping a fruit.After all, it's autumn...it's normal for the fruit to ripen...

"The host please explore by yourself, and remind the host that the host's mission is only to survive, and has nothing to do with the children of the world." Being forcefully stuffed by his own host with a hard disk full of actors' cultivation and requirements, Yaosi digested these materials While secretly picking the next option for the narcissistic host.

That's right, those worlds are all it can choose, and there will be such a choice for the host. Of course, this caring system is to provide the host with a safe and adaptable environment first, not because the host is too narcissistic and annoying !

That's right, as long as you live, but the plot is a bit monotonous.

But it didn't take long for Cheng Yi's plot to become more monotonous.

Cheng Yi looked down at the thin little boy leaning against the trunk of his own tree, "Baby Yaosi, I think I can play a perfect orange tree watching the main character conquer the world."

"..."

The person who hosts you, no, what about the tree design?