cat boyfriend

Recently, Du Heng shared a test article with Bai Ai called "How Much He Likes You From Your Boyfriend's Patience". After receiving it, Bai Ai sneered at this boring thing on the spot, and then turned her head Shrunk under the quilt and read the whole article word by word.

The content of the article is very simple and crude. It is to ask you to do it one by one in front of your boyfriend according to the methods taught above. If you are not angry after all the steps, it proves that he really loves you. Otherwise, it is recommended to separate and calm down.

Bai Ai thinks that this article can be renamed "How to Make Yourself a Single Dog" and "Fancy Death Plans for Mentally Disabled People".

Then, he was an idiot.

Half a month's vacation cannot be an excuse to be stupid, while Bai Ai despises her childishness, she can't wait to know how far Xu Ji can tolerate him.

According to the article, the first thing to piss off your boyfriend: be lazy, lie on the sofa twice in a row and do nothing.

This is very simple, with no technical content. After waking up the next day, Bai Ai moved herself from the bedroom to the sofa, and then collapsed into it as if she had no bones, and remained motionless.

Xu Ji made breakfast in the kitchen as usual every day and came out to call him. Bai Ai acted in his true colors, turned over on the sofa like a dead fish, hugged the pillow and faced the ceiling: "Xu Ji, I don't have the strength, I don't want to move."

Xu Ji stepped forward and knelt down next to his head, touched his forehead, and his body temperature was normal: "What's wrong? Is it uncomfortable or did you not sleep enough? Tell me if you feel uncomfortable. If you haven't slept enough, we will continue to eat breakfast." Did you sleep well?"

Bai Ai said lazily, "It's not that I'm not feeling well, and it's not that I didn't get enough sleep. I just don't want to move."

Xu Ji's eyebrows softened: "Okay, then you don't move, and I will carry you over."

He easily picked him up and went to the restaurant. He didn't put him on the stool when he sat down, but let him sit on his lap in this position.

It looks completely lifeless.

Bai Ai continued his efforts, hugging his neck and leaning on his shoulder: "I still don't want to move, can you feed me?"

OK?

Of course.

Xu Ji was extremely happy, picked up the sandwich and fed it to Bai Ai's mouth, watched him patiently eat it slowly, watched him drink a glass of milk, and finally did not forget to wipe his mouth considerately: "Go back Do you want to sleep in the room?"

Bai Ai shook her head, pointed to the sofa: "I just want to lie there."

Xu Ji carried him back and arranged the pillows so that he could lie down more comfortably: "Is this good?"

"Okay." Bai Ai adjusted herself to a comfortable sleeping position: "Go and clear the table, I'm going to rest."

Xu Ji didn't mean to be impatient at all, he lowered his head and kissed his eyes: "Call me if you want anything." After speaking, he worked hard and got up to clean up.

Xu Ji really has the potential to be a good wife and mother. Bai Ai's laziness didn't affect him at all. From morning to afternoon, Xu Ji hugged and fed him for lunch, and fell asleep in the afternoon. When he woke up, he found that Xu Ji was rubbing his waist for him.

"It will be uncomfortable if you lie down for a long time. I will massage it for you so that you can lie down more comfortably."

At dinner, Xu Ji made crayfish, brought them out and placed them on the coffee table, hugged Bai Ai, who had been paralyzed all day and was about to merge into the sofa, on his lap, and peeled them one by one for him to eat, not even letting him wipe his mouth. hands on.

"..." Is this reaction unusual?

Not only was Xu Ji not angry, but he even made Bai Ai feel that he couldn't ask for more.

"Xu Ji, aren't you angry?" Bai Ai couldn't help asking when she was finally carried into the bathroom at night and sat on the sink while being waited on to wash her face and brush her teeth.

"Huh? Why are you angry?"

"I'm so lazy and don't do anything all day long. I leave everything to you. You have to work, clean up the house and take care of me. Aren't you angry?"

Xu Ji smiled, and helped him wipe the foam off his mouth: "Ai Ai, I like to take care of you, and I like the way you can't leave me even more. Why do you do everything willingly, and how can you be angry?"

"..."

Forced to lie down for a whole day, Bai Ai, whose bones were limp, was in a complicated mood.

OK, this counts as a very successful challenge.

The second day began to implement the second: find an excuse to express dislike for the fruits of labor of the boyfriend.

What fruits of labor can Xu Ji have?Bai Ai didn't know anything about his work, and he didn't know where to start if he wanted to dislike him. After much deliberation, he decided to choose the nearest object of dislike—the lunch made by Xu Ji himself.

Pick up a mouthful of stewed beef and put it in your mouth. The meat is soft and rotten, the soup is rich, and the rich taste explodes on the tip of your tongue. It is as delicious as ever.Bai Ai tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, and made a complicated and indescribable expression: "Shall we have this for lunch?"

Seeing that his expression was wrong, Xu Ji put down the bowl and chopsticks and asked him softly: "What's the matter, is today's food not to your taste?"

Bai Ai nodded, then shook his head again: "It's not that it doesn't suit your taste, but the beef tastes weird, Xu Ji, has your cooking skills regressed? The cooking is not as delicious as it used to be."

When he said this, God knows how much guilt Bai Ai was carrying. If he thought that the things he had worked so hard to make were so disliked by others, he would definitely turn his face on the spot, and it would be possible to splash the vegetable soup directly on someone's face, so he secretly decided If Xu Ji showed signs of anger, he would immediately go up to coax people.

It's a pity that Xu Ji didn't.

Not only was it not, but he even frowned after taking a bite of the stewed beef himself, and began to self-examine unnecessarily: "It seems that the heat is really out of my control, the meat is not so soft and not so tasty, I will change it next time Change, I will do better, Ai Ai, what do you want to eat tonight, I will prepare it for you later."

Bai Ai savored the smell of stewed beef on the tip of her tongue, was taken aback by Xu Ji's words, subconsciously reported the names of three dishes, and then saw these three dishes on the dinner table.

"Ai Ai, how about this taste?" Xu Ji took a chopstick of shredded fish-flavored pork and put it into the Bai Ai bowl.

Bai Ai took a sip, and Shirou wanted to swallow his tongue together,

"Very average." Bai Ai replied ignorant of his conscience: "The taste of this shredded pork is so bad, did you overheat it when you fried it?"

"Is that so?" Xu Ji frowned, looking distressed, moved the shredded fish-flavored pork, and pushed the boiled beef towards him: "If you don't like it, then don't eat it, Ai Ai, try this .”

Bai Ai watched helplessly as the shredded fish-flavored pork was squeezed into a corner where he couldn't find it. Enduring his bleeding heart, he ate a piece of boiled beef instead. His screaming taste buds didn't hurt, and his tongue continued to open his eyes and talk nonsense: "The meat is so old, how can you eat it if you can't chew it? And how to cook it, it always tastes like this, isn't there something new?""

After speaking, he wanted to beat himself up.

Staring at Xu Ji and carefully observing his expression, the astonishment was only a momentary thing, but there was no sign of anger, and self-blame was obvious.

"I'm sorry Ai Ai, it seems that my cooking skills are too low, don't worry, I will try to cook some new dishes recently to help you change your taste."

Bai Ai originally thought he was talking about it, but he didn't expect to receive a box of express delivery at noon the next day. When he opened it, he found that there were all kinds of recipes, not only Chinese food, but also Western food.

Okay, now he knows that Xu Ji is not just talking.

Seeing a box full of recipes in front of her, Bai Aiqu raised her arms and lay on top of it, just blocking the smile that couldn't be suppressed on her lips.

Well, even if he passed the second clause.Then comes the third item: Praise other men for being good-looking and excellent.

another man...

Besides Xu Ji, is there any other single man around him that he can offer?

Bai Ai wrapped herself into a silkworm chrysalis on the bed, thinking about it while tossing, and finally because she couldn't figure it out, she had to settle for the next best thing, and set her sights on Du Heng's boyfriend Lu Jiaxing.

After eating Xu Ji's newly tried dishes, Bai Ai's stomach was so full that she threw her chopsticks on the sofa and didn't want to move.

Xu Ji packed up the dishes and came over, skillfully hugged him into his arms, nestled him intimately on the sofa, and watched TV. The financial channel was introducing the success paths of leaders in various industries, including Xu Ji's father Xu Huaiyang, and Lu Jiaxing's father, Lu Feng.

Knowing that the opportunity came, Bai Ai yawned pretentiously, and said casually: "Du Heng's boyfriend is really amazing. He can hold such an important position after graduating from university, and he can do his job so well."

Xu Ji: "Well, it's really amazing."

Bai Ai: "..." Did I let you praise me?

Blind guessing may be because the level is too low to arouse competitiveness, Bai Ai continued to work hard: "Lu Jiaxing also looks good in a suit, and he looks even more handsome with short hair than when we met last time."

While talking, Bai Ai peeked at Xu Ji's reaction, and saw that he was really lost in thought because of his words: "Does Ai Ai like this?"

Bai Ai nodded decisively.

Xu Ji expressed that he understood, and did not continue to answer the conversation. Bai Ai did not understand his reaction now, but what is certain is that he has no sign of getting angry at all.

What's the meaning?He doesn't care if he praises other men in front of him?This does not conform to the special logic of couple studies, right?Does Xu Ji not care about him anymore?

Bai Ai was confused and didn't understand what was going on, but somehow felt uncomfortable because Xu Ji's calm and breezy mood felt a little stuffy.

Sometimes the cat's little thoughts can be sensitive to the unexpected. Bai Ai failed to provoke people, but instead made himself unhappy. Xu Ji's expression was always in his dreams all night.

The next day, the more I thought about it, the more frustrated I became, and I decided to have a showdown with Xu Ji when he came home from get off work. The plan was very thorough, and I didn’t want to wait until Xu Ji came home in the afternoon, and he couldn’t say a word. .

"What's the matter?" Xu Ji entered the door with a smile, rubbing the cat's head in a daze, "Your husband just cut his hair, so you don't know me anymore?"

Bai Ainan looked at him: "What's wrong with you, you suddenly remembered to cut your hair?"

Xu Ji frowned: "I thought you would like it, why, isn't it pretty?"

Of course it won't look bad, the youthful short hair style, coupled with Xu Ji's already excellent appearance, is handsome and eye-catching, not like an old fox who has been in the mall for a long time, and no one will doubt that he is a college student.

Bai Ai was speechless for a long time. Seeing his expression, Xu Ji thought he was disgusted with pretending to be tender, so he hesitated for a while, and was about to ask if he wanted to get a hat strap for a while, when the little girl rushed over. The cat jumped up.

"I like it, it's so pretty!"

Xu Ji put his arms around his waist, fondling the soft top of his hair: "It's so pretty?"

"Yeah!" Bai Ai buried in his arms, and said in a low voice, "My people, of course, are the most beautiful in the world!"

Xu Ji is so powerful, he cleared the customs all the way without any hindrance, and his unconditional and tolerant attitude towards Bai Ai made him a little bit unconvinced in his sweetness.

How could someone have such a good temper that they would not be angry no matter what they did?

He didn't believe it, so he skipped the middle and skipped straight to the final final test: telling his boyfriend in bed that he was too bad.

But any normal man can't bear it, Bai Ai instinctively felt that he would be able to anger Xu Ji successfully this time.

That night, when the two were lingering and hot, Bai Ai held back the itch and raised his hand to grab Xu Ji's shoulder. He couldn't stop panting when he opened his mouth, and every word he uttered seemed to be squeezed out between his teeth: "Your technique is too poor, isn't it?"

"..."

Xu Ji chuckled, pinched his waist and resisted a little bit harder: "Really, then I will continue to work hard."

Because of someone's suicide, this night was more difficult than ever before. He was bullied too hard and cried miserably. Unfortunately, the tears failed to awaken Xu Ji's compassion, but instead encouraged his animal nature. , pressing people to get worse.

Bai Ai was like a flat boat, spending the whole night in emptiness, woke up at noon the next day, opened his eyes, immediately took out his phone, deleted the test article, and sent Du Heng a middle finger emoji.

Bai Ai: [Picture]

Bai Ai: [Next time you send me this kind of mentally handicapped article, I'll beat you until your own mother can't recognize it! ]