Human food sex

Chapter 98 Farce

"Take a deep breath, take it easy, you can do it."

Haiwan took a deep breath, looked at the ants-like people sitting under the stage, his stomach cramped from nervousness: "I can't, I... I'm bound to make a mistake!"

Three days ago, the establishment of various departments of the hotel was completed. Qin Chuan served as the operation director of the accommodation department, Zhao Qinghe served as the operation director of the catering department, Yan Ming served as the director of entertainment sales, and Haiwan took charge of the general manager's office.

Chigui specially sent Jennifer to help, promoted a junior secretary from among the newly recruited staff, and gave him a one-month advanced training, which is quite effective now.

Therefore, the hotel finally ushered in the day when it can officially open in the midst of intensive preparations.

Haiwan is attending a press conference in the industry tonight. Except for reporters from various financial and business magazines, the rest of you are the heads of large and small companies.

At this moment, Xu Mingsheng was giving a speech on the stage and answering questions from reporters. When asked why he endorsed Haiwan, a newcomer in the industry and a junior in the business world, he pushed his gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile: "The development of business is related to the country. economic development."

"The waves behind the Yangtze River drive the waves ahead, and generations of newcomers emerge in succession, which is the hope and fire for continued prosperity. If only us old guys are left on stage, how can the country's economy last forever?"

"As a senior, it is a responsibility and an obligation to support the younger generation. Haiwan is a leader among young people of this generation, and one of the people I am most optimistic about in recent years..."

"He can really tell a lie without blinking his eyes." Looking at Xu Mingsheng's eloquent appearance, Haiwan felt that he was still too immature.

He is indeed far away from this state of being able to respond with ease, talking freely and without pressure.

Chi Gui saw a little sweat on his forehead, took out the handkerchief in his suit pocket and wiped it off for him, told the people next to him to stay away, then stepped forward and hugged him.

"Why?" Haiwan trembled, with a small question mark on his face.

"Scientific research shows that physical pressure can help relieve anxiety." Chi Gui hugged him tightly, wrapped his right hand around his waist, and pressed his left hand on his head, surrounding him airtightly.

"..." Haiwan lay on his shoulders like a stream, feeling his strong heartbeat, and muffled: "It seems...it will work. Tighter."

Chigui pushed harder, Haiwan said, "Tighter up."

"No matter how tight you are, you won't be able to breathe." He swayed his arms around the man, and whispered softly against his ear, "Good boy, close your eyes, don't think about anything, and rest for a while."

Ever since he decided to attend the press conference and give a speech, the strings in Haiwan's mind have not been relaxed. Every day, like clockwork, the single speech script has been revised seven or eight times at home, and last night he didn't close his eyes all night.

Excitement and nervousness made him look neurotic, sitting up for a while, lying down again for a while, turning over and beating the bed for a while, kicking his legs and kicking the quilt for a while, moaning and crying.

He couldn't sleep because he didn't sleep and came back late. After repeated coaxing and persuasion to no avail, he had no choice but to use force to suppress him. He tied his hands firmly and did it twice, and the world was completely quiet.

It's a pity that the effect of the medicine was too strong. When he got up this morning, he became listless and trembling again, and his face turned pale with fright at the slightest disturbance.

Fear occupied his little brain, and he suddenly realized that if he made a mistake, he would smash the sign of late return.

When he came, Chi Gui turned on the bosom sister mode, soothing him all the way with sweet words and eloquence, and it was a little better until he reached the entrance of the financial tower.

But standing behind the scenes at this moment, looking at the rows of business elites and reporters in front, how can he not be nervous!

But Chi Gui's embrace was so warm and firm, and it felt so good to be held in his arms.

In an instant, he suddenly felt that everything was unimportant, as if he had escaped the shackles of the common world, and he was already a fearless person.

They embraced silently and kept warm quietly.Chi Gui gradually relaxed his strength and patted his back repeatedly, as if to heal the countless small wounds in his heart.

After a while, he said softly, "I'm here, don't be afraid."

The bay became quiet, and the chatter just now disappeared without a trace, replaced by him who spoke few words and looked dignified.

At this moment, Xu Mingsheng finished his last sentence, and amid thunderous applause, welcomed Haiwan to the stage to deliver a speech.

"I'm going, huh!" Haiwan let out a long sigh of relief, straightened the hem of his suit and trimmed both cuffs, smiled at Chi Gui who was adjusting his tie, and strode onto the stage.

"Come on." A low voice of encouragement came from behind, but it became his reassurance tonight.

Haiwan imagined Chigui's usual appearance, tried his best to get closer to him, and silently said "Hallelujah" every step he took.

When he got to the microphone, he leaned on the table with both hands and naturally showed the attitude of the host, glanced at the teleprompter, and said: "Good evening, thank you Mr. Xu for your business promotion just now, and thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedule to attend the meeting. The opening conference of the 'Bay Hotel', I'm the Bay."

During the industrial and commercial registration before, Haiwan planned to name the hotel 'Chiwan', but Chigui thought it was ugly, and said that this was his hotel, his painstaking effort and glory, and he didn't need to bring himself, so Haiwan could not fill in his name .

Compared with a foreign-style English name, opening a hotel for the general public in China, in the words of Chi Gui, is a Chinese name that is more flattering and more catering to the preferences of the public and market demand.

The moment Haiwan said his name, he got a few laughs from the audience, as if he felt that the name of the hotel had the same name as his, which was a bit outdated and funny.

Although he didn't think there was anything ridiculous about it, it inspired and encouraged him subconsciously, as if he had found a lever to leverage this press conference.

He thought for a while, made a distressed expression, and blurted out: "Yes - the name of the hotel is the same as my own - this is really an unfortunate coincidence, if any customer scolds the service in the future, he will also greet me by the way. Thank you, Thanks, I don't mind at all."

The audience laughed loudly, and the atmosphere was instantly mobilized.

Haiwan was taken aback, but he didn't expect them to laugh so lowly. His confidence doubled immediately, and he hit the rails while it was hot: "Just kidding, just kidding. Our hotel takes customers as our parents, and what our parents ask us is the direction we are going. Our criticism is what we strive for."

"Of course." He smiled wryly again, "Parents are also divided into biological and adopted ones."

The audience burst into laughter again, and Chi Gui couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth when he was standing in the background. He didn't expect that the serious and inspirational content in the speech would suddenly take on the flavor of a mysterious talk show after passing through his mouth.

With one hand in his pocket and the microphone in the other, Haiwan said with a smile: "Of course, it's a joke. This also explains the purpose of our business and the business philosophy of our hotel, that is - people-oriented, honesty-oriented, Customer first."

"Yes, it's three books in summary." He finished the first two sentences with a sad expression, then drew out the tone with a laugh: "Oh—this is really a bad press conference, the board of directors is probably greeting us from the audience My parents. It's okay, I don't mind at all."

The audience laughed one after another. The more Haiwan talked, the more relaxed he felt. When people enter a state of talking and laughing, your every frown and frown will become part of the joke. He has obviously turned into the biggest pistachio tonight.

And the real hotel director is instructing Jennifer to videotape and take pictures of him: "Take a picture of everything he said, adjust the color and edit it, and send it to the marketing company that Xu Mingsheng bought before overnight, as the second round of advertising."

Jennifer understood, smiled and said, "Okay, I'll do it right away."

Haiwan's face under the spotlight was exquisite and handsome, his slender legs wrapped in a well-tailored black suit, almost higher than the podium where Xu Mingsheng spoke just now, and his fingers holding the microphone were slender and white, like a handful of water onions.

Coupled with the modification of advanced filters and the beautification of spotlights, his whole body is shining, as if he is standing at the Oscar dinner to host the opening talk show.

As expected, the advertising resources bought by Xu Mingsheng have been heated up for a round, and the edited video clips are more comical.

After it was posted overnight, it spread all over the social network the next day, and the popularity continued to rise. Thousands of marketing accounts on major platforms began to pick up the thread, with the topic "I don't mind at all", with a wry smile on his face Bag.

"The 800-meter height-increasing insole flew into the face of the male god. I don't mind at all. Wanwan smiles bitterly.jpg"

"My wife went out to get her hair done, I don't mind at all. Wanwan smiles wryly.jpg"

"Maomao dances in the middle of the night, I don't mind at all. Wanwan smiles wryly.jpg"

……

What's more, several celebrities who Xu Mingsheng had given money to also played "I don't mind at all" with their big and small accounts, and took advantage of the opportunity to promote their recently launched program.

Haiwan held his mobile phone as if waking up from a dream, and said in disbelief, "I'm popular? I'm popular? Such a rotten meme is so popular? The online world is so amazing!"

"There are so many people building momentum at the same time, anyone could be popular." Chi Gui patted his head and said, "When the hotel is on the right track, you will be allowed to fade out of the public eye, and you won't keep showing your face."

Chi Gui still remembered Fang Nan's theft of his photo. Haiwan had repeatedly stated that he didn't like living in the public eye, and he didn't like being judged by strangers.

However, to be an enterprise, it is almost impossible to not show up at all, especially for a service-oriented enterprise such as a hotel.

Chigui really wanted to hide him at home, but Haiwan had his own life and career, some of which overlapped with him, and some were independent of him, so he had no other choice but to support.

"It's okay, people are very forgetful. When the promotional period is over, they will probably forget me soon."

When Haiwan said this, he never thought that although people have a great memory, the Internet has a surprisingly good memory.

After the video of his press conference went viral, a group of his new fans emerged on the Internet. They were mainly women and supplemented by men, and formed fans of what he called "appearance and talent" in a short period of time.

At the same time, many people began to accuse him of malicious marketing, because they couldn't understand him, they started everywhere. Finally, with the help of enthusiastic netizens, they found a screenshot of Fang Nan's banned account.

The plot suddenly reversed. The young boss who was originally humorous and beautiful in the fans' mouths turned into a third-rate model who slept on the Internet, and even blatantly released sensitive videos in such a harsh network environment.

For a while, there was a carnival on the Internet, and a large-scale reporting and abuse activity began.

One picture at the beginning, and the follow-up is all based on editing. The public accounts who have not received the money quickly created various "[-] plus". ".

Haiwan jumped up and down in anger at home, wishing he could get into the mobile phone along the network cable and fight them.

After returning late, he was calm and relaxed, as if he hadn't seen him, he should cook and deal with work, and he would not be affected at all.

"Stop pouting, there are much more serious things in the mall than this, what should we do if we are depressed now?" Chi Gui put the rolled rice wrap in his bowl, and took a sip of whiskey.

"It's not that you are scolded, of course you are not sad. How can they talk nonsense!" Haiwan angrily took a bite of the rice wrapped in vegetables, and said with a flattened mouth, "I have been bullied by others, and you don't care. Huh, not at all. Distress me."

Chi Gui rolled the vegetables for him and said, "What's the rush? Going out to argue now is not only ineffective, but it will also be regarded as poking a sore spot before jumping."

"It's better to wait until the incident is fermented before clarifying, which can arouse the public's sympathy to the greatest extent. Besides, the irrational people are in the majority at present, and the logical people are in the minority."

"They don't like to listen to boring truths, they only like to listen to bizarre stories. They all think that they can go to the FBI to analyze criminal psychology. You must know how to avoid suspicion and distance yourself from such people."

"Then what should I do?" Haiwan said, "This is all Fang Nan's fault, idiot!"

Chi Gui said calmly: "Crisis is unpredictable, you can only dance with it after it happens. Besides, don't you still have fans, they believe in you."

"I have already asked Jennifer to find Wang Kunlun for public relations. After the heat subsides, I will send out the clarified evidence. It will get twice the result with half the effort."

Haiwan said dejectedly, "I don't dare to go out now, if someone recognizes me, will they throw rotten eggs at me?"

"It's unfounded to worry about." Chi Gui shook his head and smiled, "You are not afraid of the slanting shadow. Rumors are untenable in the face of the truth. Besides, this may not be a bad thing."

"A misfortune is a blessing. Although this incident is a misfortune, it has also brought great popularity to the hotel, and even saved advertising money."

Chi Gui still has the metadata of Fang Nan's stolen photos of Haiwan to open an account in his hand. The synthesized pictures cannot withstand authoritative identification, and the release of evidence can clear the suspicion of Haiwan.

As for Fang Nan, when he got the money, he had signed a confidentiality agreement with Chi Gui. If the news leaked in the future, he would compensate him with ten times the amount, so he could only suffer this dumb loss.

Harming people will not end well.

The hotel’s reporting records involve building violations, and the government department’s website has complete records, so it is not difficult to prove innocence.

A week later, a certain account took the lead in publishing an article titled Science Popularization of the Incident, but it was actually a clarification for the Gulf. Due to the provocative title, it quickly spread on social media.

Seeing that the other accounts that did not take the money reversed again, and the popularity was so high, they washed their manuscripts not to be outdone, listed the evidence of Chigui and Haiwan's preparations in the article, and carried out secondary dissemination.

The initial article was mediocre, but it was written wittily and humorously. The ins and outs were presented in the form of a story. It not only mobilized the sympathy of the public with moderate complaints, but also touched the public who was plotted by colleagues with the Fang Nan incident. Feeling emotional, and finally sold the reason why the hotel was reported in a suspenseful way.

Haiwan read this article at home, lying on the bed laughing and rolling forward and backward: "Hahaha, this is really a talent! He said that the dignified president shoots pornographic magazines, is he crazy? Hahaha, he actually said that I It's the president!"

Chi Gui took a look at the phone, and saw the words on the screen: "Finally, I ask everyone to guess, what is the reason for being reported? The answer will be announced in the next issue."

He entered the account impatiently, and found the next article, which was bought by the publicist to tout the hotel. At the end, he wrote: "Now announce the answer of the previous issue, that is—"

The following is a screenshot of the report record on the government website, and then wrote: "Are you all confused? What the hell is a building violation? To be honest, the editor was also at a loss when he checked the record. It must be Gai. A building of yours failed approval?

"However, it is well known that the Haiwan Hotel uses the Yixing Building, and this group of buildings has a long history, and there is no violation of regulations at all. So the curious editor went to investigate, and after ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, it was finally declared by the municipal planning department Found this in the records..."

Further down is a building declaration form, followed by Zhang Shi's map - on the screen is a small shed less than one square meter, full of the style of a farmer's market, like a chicken coop.

"You read that right, it's this chicken coop the size of an umbrella, and it was reported as an illegal building because it was under approval. And the editor went to check it secretly, who knew this was photographed..."

Chi Gui couldn't bear this person's long-windedness and hypocrisy, so he scrolled directly to the end of the page, only to see the 1.8-meter Haiwan wearing a pink helmet with a goggle broken in half, and riding a small electric scooter looking back with a smirking expression.

He thought about it, and vaguely remembered that he didn't have time to see him off that day, and let him ride Lu Yuanzhou's electric car to the hotel, and then read the title of the article: "The domineering president builds an illegal chicken coop, and the pink e-donkey has become a trend for the rich."

"..."

As soon as the news came out, Wanwan fans, who had been sad and depressed for a while, immediately retaliated and launched a bacterial counterattack on the Internet.

Some people published comics, some wrote jokes, and some made meme packs, turning the bitter pictures of Haiwan riding an electric bike and wry smiley emojis into animations, with the words as always: "I don't mind at all".

For a while, a lot of "hahaha" appeared on the Internet.

While lamenting that their Treasure Boy was able to do a talk show, ride an electric car, open a big hotel, and build a chicken coop, the fans opened their minds and contributed countless topics and interesting pictures.

The marketing account followed the trend and launched a new article: Other people’s clarifications are like this and this, followed by a serious statement; Chicken Nest Ba’s family is like this and this, followed by Haiwan’s emoticons.

Wang Kunlun's law firm pursued the victory and released a scanned copy of the lawyer's letter, counting the account leading the rumor and Fang Nan's screen name together, and issued a serious warning.

The hotel's official account, which has recently gained numerous fans, reposted the news, with the accompanying text: "Our family will too."

The wind in the comments is one-sided, saying:

"Hurry up and build a chicken coop for Mr. Wan!"

"My Boss Wan is too miserable. I feel sorry for Boss Wan with my real name, and the chicken coop has been reported!"

"Yes, yes, you can also build chicken coops!"

……

At this point, the Internet situation has completely reversed. Although there are still a small number of "Lone Awakened Man" who lamented the good marketing, they were quickly drowned out.

After discussing with Haiwan, Yanming decided to take advantage of the topic and released the promotional video that the hotel had invited several endorsement stars to make early.

Before going to bed at night, Chi Gui pinched the limp buttocks of the person lying on top of him, and asked in a low voice, "Happy?"

"Yeah, I'm happy." Haiwan said, "But I don't want to be angry anymore."

"When you're happy, it's time to get down to business." Chi Gui kissed his forehead and turned off the light, "Good night, Mr. Wan."

"Well... good night... um? What's the matter?"

"you guess?"

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Marriage proposal of course, almost finished, maybe two more chapters (? not sure).

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