Human food sex

"You still ask, look at my unlucky appearance, like a fool!"

Just now when I went to Lu Yuanzhou's house, the servant was startled when he opened the door, his eyes went straight to his bangs, and Lu Yuanzhou's parents looked at him strangely.

Then he went to Lu Yuanzhou's bedroom to wait for a while, and when he turned to the bathroom, he heard fierce quarrels coming from the living room.

Following Professor Chi Gui's principle of "listen more and talk less", he stayed in the bathroom for a while, and during this pause, he heard Lu's father growl angrily: "It's useless for you to stop talking to me, let me tell you , I don't care if he's a man or a woman, it won't work!"

"Why!" Lu Yuanzhou exploded like a ignited firecracker, "I just like him, just be nice to him, why do you care about me!"

"Why? Just because your surname is Lu, just because me and your mother raised you up like this!" Seen from the gap in the railing in the stairwell, Lu's father is slightly shorter than Lu Yuanzhou, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, red face, and one hand With a round waist, one hand is pointing in the void.

"I don't care about you, how can you grow up so big! You can play as much as you like outside, but you can't bring it back to me! I don't care who you like, but if you want to get married, you must find me a match!"

"The family is right, the family is right! What era is this, you old feudalism!" Lu Yuanzhou shook his hands, and said with a stiff neck: "There is nothing in Lincheng that is not worthy of me, he is not short of money!"

Mother Lu sighed, frowned and said, "Yuan Zhou, just listen to your father, don't let him worry so much, you can see how angry you are to your father. Lincheng is not short of money, but that little What is the money enough for? In the future, don’t we have to hand over all our business to you? Can Lin Cheng help you?”

"Listen, your mother understands better than you. It's a good thing you have studied abroad for so many years." Lu's father took the small sinking purple sand teacup handed by Lu's mother, and sat on the sofa angrily.

Mother Lu said earnestly again: "You like boys and I don't care about your father. We all support you if you want to get married, but you can't just find someone to marry. You are still young and don't know the depth of society, so you know him outside. What are you drawing?"

"Okay, okay." Papa Lu waved his hand, put down his cup and said, "You go on a blind date honestly, and I'll choose for you people who are in the same situation as our family. After you get married, resource integration. We can take care of each other. As for that Lin Cheng, whether he wants a house or money, I will find someone to talk to him."

Lu Yuanzhou was completely helpless towards his old-fashioned father, and knew that it was useless to refute, so he just sneered and said, "Anyway, I won't go, not everyone is as nasty as you think, so you don't need to waste your efforts."

"You—" Papa Lu's anger flared up again, he covered his forehead and pointed at him, "You unworthy bastard, you want to piss me off!"

Mother Lu saw that the situation was not good, so she hurriedly stepped forward to help him: "Oh, why are you angry, Yuan Zhou is still young, why don't you tell him well."

"He's still young, he's in his 20s!" Papa Lu sighed again and again, "When I was his age, I helped his grandfather run his business! Look at him again!"

"What's wrong with me? I'm fine like this." Lu Yuanzhou said, "I'm not as ambitious as you, as long as I have enough money, I'm pursuing a meaningful life."

"Listen, listen to what he said!" Lu's father held Lu's mother's hand, and he was furious: "What is a meaningful life? Ah? Tell me what is a meaningful life ??"

"Look at what you look like now. Who are you hanging out with all day long? Self-defeating! This is a meaningful life, just bring that idiot home to me?"

Haiwan was stunned for a moment, looking at himself in the mirror, he couldn't even get angry, because he looked really stupid now.

"Who is the second idiot, can you be more respectful when you speak!" Lu Yuanzhou stood up, glanced at the upstairs, and said: "Guanwan is my friend, can you not speak so harshly?"

"You are getting more and more promising, and you recognize a fool as your brother!" Father Lu paced up and down, knocking his fingers on the tabletop, "Who is that like a normal person? Even if he is not a fool, he is also mentally retarded. Look at his hair." , It’s like a dog chewing. Birds of a feather flock together and people form groups, this is your current social circle!”

Haiwan didn't continue to listen to the rest of the words, he washed his hands, looked at Liu Hai'er, whom he couldn't save, and grieved for a moment, then went back to Lu Yuanzhou's room and continued to eat the snacks brought by the servant, looking like a heartless fool.

"His dad really thinks I'm mentally handicapped, and you lied to me!" Haiwan lay on the car wanting to cry, he wasn't sad just now, but seeing Chigui now, he felt aggrieved for some reason.

Chi Gui stroked his uneven bangs, and couldn't help laughing and said: "You did it yourself, you still think it's short after I cut it yesterday."

"You still say!" Haiwan covered his head in grief and indignation, accusing him of his unscrupulous and evil deeds: "You were clearly interfering with me the whole time!"

Yesterday he was standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror to cut his hair, and Chi Gui kept buzzing around like a mosquito, saying that he didn't cut it neatly here, and he had to cut it a little more there, and finally he showed such a mentally handicapped effect.

"Okay, okay, it's my fault, okay?" Chi Gui rubbed his cheek and said with a smile, "Come on, I'll take you to the stylist and fix it for you."

"That requires a very powerful stylist." Haiwan got into the co-pilot angrily, let him fasten his seat belt, turned his face and looked out the window and ignored him, "Huh, it's all like this, Make it shorter."

Chi Gui started the car, smiled and comforted him and said, "Then shave them all, cut them to size, and look at the spirit."

"I don't want it!" Haiwan resolutely disagreed, and said with a face of resistance: "If you shave that for me, I will... I will..."

He hesitated for a long time and was not willing to say harsh words, bit his lower lip and said aggrievedly: "Anyway, I don't want to cut it, and I don't want to put a knife on my neck."

"But Mr. Hai, your bangs are really too short, and it's hard to make them look good without shaving your head." The real Tony held an electric clipper, sharpened his knife, and wanted to go to the top of his head.

Haiwan looked at Chigui who was sitting in the waiting area, and held his head in his arms to resist stubbornly: "Don't come here, I won't cut it if you kill me!"

Tony put down the devil electric clipper, twiddled his bangs with orchid fingers and said: "Actually, this is also very cute, it looks like the hairstyle in a magazine, retro style. Or I can repair the thickness and sides of the bangs, you During this period of time, use pomade to wax it?"

Chi Gui walked over, brushed up his short broken hair, exposing his smooth forehead and said, "Let's just leave it at that, okay?"

At this point, Haiwan had to face the reality, and nodded reluctantly: "That's fine."

An hour passed, and Tony dried Bay's hair again, and he had changed his mental outlook.

The half-length, but not short, shattered hair hangs softly on his head, and he grabs it with hairspray a few times, as if possessed by an office elite.

Tony took off the bib for him, fiddled with his brand-new head contentedly and asked, "How about it, is it rejuvenation?"

Haiwan was in a daze for a moment, completely unable to recognize himself in the mirror. His hairstyle hadn't changed since he was a child, and it made him feel at a loss for what to do when it changed to his current appearance.

Chi Gui touched his baby-like face, nodded and said with a smile, "Very capable, my temperament is cold."

The place he touched was red and hot, Haiwan tugged at the neckline, and looked at Tony who was smiling meaningfully aside, "Let's go."

Back in the car, Chi Gui turned the steering wheel and said, "Stop pouting, you can hang two kettles on it, it doesn't look very good."

"I still have to use hairspray every day. It's so troublesome." Haiwan has always been extremely lazy when it comes to grooming himself, and he still uses his baby cream. There will always be a deep sense of guilt.

"This hairstyle is just right. After the hotel opens, you should change your image. Take a few photos of your ID before it's too long. It will be very suitable for applying for graduation certificates and registration documents in the future." Chi Gui turned into the Panshan Highway, seeing him indifferent He coaxed again: "Okay, be happy. Be good, Wanwan, and buy you candy."

"Stingy, candy is so cheap." Haiwan scratched his nails and looked at him secretly, "Unless... buy me some..."

"What?" Chi Gui didn't hear him mutter like a gnat.

Haiwan grinned and said, "Unless you invite me to a seafood buffet!"

"I'm going to take you to participate in an offline event tonight. Now I'm taking you to learn how to drive. I don't have time to eat buffet." While talking, Chigui had already driven to the top of the mountain, and the cold wind whizzed by, blowing the bone-chilling chill.

"What are you going to do at night?" Haiwan tightly wrapped his coat, jumped out of the car, and ran into the small brown-red bungalow in the wilderness with small steps, "Oh, it's so warm!"

Chi Gui closed the door, knocked on the window in the inner room, and said: "There is a business party tonight, and it is also an offline event jointly organized by several technology companies. I will take you to show your face and get acquainted first, so you will have to pay for it when the hotel opens later." People come to join us."

Wilderness pushed open the door and came out, whistling directly towards the bay: "You changed your hairstyle, handsome!" Then he threw the car keys to Chi Gui, "Student car, it's not easy to drive, let's make do with it."

"What are you doing?" Haiwan asked with a smile, bending his eyes, "Are you sleeping?"

"Preparing to barbecue, drink some wine when it's cold." Wilderness turned and went in and brought out a plate, which was full of meat slices.

Haiwan couldn't help swallowing, and looked eagerly at Chigui: "Well...do you have to learn to drive today?"

The latter smiled knowingly, and said: "You must learn...you can eat after learning."

"Someone gave me half a pig, and I'm worried that I can't finish it." Wilderness set up the oven, brushed it with clean oil, waved his hand and said, "Go quickly, I will roast it first, and I will eat it when I come back."

Chi Gui took someone out, brought back a white Lexus, and let him sit in the cab, while he sat in the co-pilot with him.

"Put on your seat belt first. Look at the three pedals below. The far left is the clutch, the middle is the brake, and the far right is the accelerator." The coach car also has an auxiliary brake on Chigui's side. He stepped on it and said, "Don't worry, Don't be afraid, I can control it here."

Haiwan was not afraid, adjusted the seat, released the handbrake, and asked him: "What are you doing now?"

"Depress the clutch to the bottom, shift to first gear, and drive forward at a slow speed." Chi Gui said, "The accelerator is locked, you should learn to use the clutch to control the speed of the car first. Press the clutch to the bottom to stop, the more you release it, the faster the speed will be."

There was no one on the top of the mountain during the winter day, and the warm air in the car did not feel cold. Haiwan rolled up the sleeves of his white sweater to his elbows, and carefully released the clutch pedal a little, and the car moved forward slowly as he said.

"Very good, that's it." Chi Gui said patiently, "Slowly step on the brake now, and step on the brake in advance wherever you want to stop in the future. The movement should be slow. This way the car will be less affected by the inertial force when it stops, and you can sit in the car people feel more stable.”

"Then what if it's an emergency?" Haiwan stopped the car, followed his instructions and put the reverse gear on, watching the rearview mirror slowly recede.

"Try to avoid emergencies, but follow expediency." Chi Gui didn't want him to be in danger because of taking risks. "Practice the straight line first, find out the feeling, and teach you to reverse the car tomorrow."

Haiwan sees all directions and listens to all directions. His eyes move back and forth between the side mirrors and the front windshield, and he takes time out of his busy schedule to say: "When I make money in the future, I will buy a small car. Lan Lan went out for a drive."

The person who was ignored instantly became displeased, and said coldly, "Do you think he dares to ride in your car?"

"Hey, what do you mean?" Haiwan glared at him unconvinced, "Look, I will definitely become an old driver, just wait!"

Chi Gui let out a "hmm", raised the corner of his lips and said, "I'll wait for you to take me to drive."

"..."

After practicing the car on the top of the mountain, and having a barbecue in the wilderness house, Chigui took Haiwan home and changed into a formal suit, and then went to the financial tower in the city center to attend tonight's party.

"I'm here to meet people today, and I'm also introducing you to them. You don't have to be too stressed by listening and watching." Chi Gui went in directly from the VIP passage, and waved to Wang Kunlun, who was tasting wine in the distance.

Under the leadership of the two of them, the Haiwan 扽扽 suit hem, holding a red wine glass, with a three-pointed smile, met with all the people who came to toast one by one.

The director of a certain group, the president of a certain company, the angel investor of a certain company... After a round, the barbecue in the afternoon was exhausted, his stomach was flattened, but his head was enlarged.

"Are you tired?" Chi Gui took away the goblet in his hand, gave him a plate containing strawberry cheesecake, and said in a low voice, "Have something to eat, we'll be leaving in a while, and I'll take you to eat seafood tomorrow." .”

"I'm not tired." The cake in Haiwan's mouth was still chewing, so his speech was ambiguous, "Do you want to eat? Here you are, let's eat together."

He held the fork to his mouth, and he was as good as he was late, and he sipped the cake and smiled at him, his expression was full of smoke and water.

"Oh, Mr. Chi and his boyfriend have such a good relationship!" A joking sound came from not far away.

Chi Gui frowned, turned around and said, "Sorry, this is my fiancé."