Human food sex

After a while, Fang Nan left first.

Chi Gui came up and pointed to Xu He who was waiting downstairs, and said to Haiwan: "I have something to tell him, please be obedient. I didn't cook at night, so I took the money and went out to eat with your friends. Call me later Call, I'll pick you up."

"No, I'll take him home." Lu Yuanzhou interjected, "What's there to say to that kind of person, don't be fooled by his cute and pitiful appearance, Wanwan and I are the victims."

Chi Gui didn't have the same knowledge as him, so he patted Haiwan's shoulder to comfort him: "I'll talk to you when I get back tonight, and go to dinner first if you're obedient. I'm the one here, so don't worry."

The temperature and strength of his palms made people feel inexplicably reassuring. Haiwan didn't trust Xu He, but trusted him, so he nodded and said, "Then you go back early, don't worry me."

"Okay." Chi Gui smiled softly.

Looking at the two, Lu Yuanzhou felt furious in his heart. According to his unwillingness to bow his head, he first had a fight with Xu He to relieve his anger. However, the bay was no longer the bay it used to be, so he had to endure it.

After Chigui left, he and Haiwan went to a street to buy fried chicken cutlets and stone pot rice, and then drove back to Chigui's home.

Revisiting the old place, Lu Yuanzhou once again looked at the decoration and sighed, complaining to himself about his father's shameful taste.

After heating the meal in the microwave, Haiwan took out two spoons, handed him one, and said, "Eat quickly, I'm going to starve to death."

"You eat the rice cooked by Chigui every day, can you still eat this kind of roadside stall?" Lu Yuanzhou mixed the spicy cabbage and sun-dried eggs in the rice, and shouted that there was too little meat to satisfy his appetite.

"It's delicious. I can eat anything. But this one really doesn't have any meat, so it's beef bibimbap." He opened the bag of fried chicken cutlets, poured out most of it and put it in Lu Yuanzhou's bowl, and said temptingly: "Look, I gave it to you. Tell me about renting a house."

Suddenly, Lu Yuanzhou didn't swallow his meal, and his face flushed with choking: "Why are you endless? This matter is really not as complicated as you think, but I didn't tell you, Lao Yang...he sent..."

"What is it?" Haiwan looked impatiently at Lu Yuanzhou who was pouring a drink, "Tell me what it is."

"Hurry up, hurry up, what's the big deal, isn't it just a marriage advertisement." Lu Yuanzhou put down his drink and said in a smooth voice, "What Yang Yihao posted in Moments is not a rental information, but an advertisement for a marriage proposal."

He took out his phone, clicked on social media, and showed him Yang Yihao's post half a year ago: "Here, this is it."

Haiwan took a look, and there were several red exclamation marks on the screen, which read:

"Marriage! Tell the masses in the circle of friends that today there is a top-notch Wang Lao 1 with a clean history, strong financial resources, a dignified appearance, and a noble character. We sincerely invite high-quality 0s to come for interviews and blind dates. The requirements are as follows... Interested parties contact us , cash on delivery, payment, childlike, I wish a happy partner!"

"..."

Haiwan didn't know what to say, he moved his lips but made no sound.

Lu Yuanzhou clicked on the dialog box with Yang Yihao again, and said: "Look, he asked me to introduce someone to him. It has to be someone with a clean history, no bad habits, and a sunny and positive personality. me too."

"I was looking at it for fun, and asked him if he could introduce me. Can we be friends if lovers can't make it? Here it is. Look at how nice I am, you really made a lot of money by treating me to a piece of chicken chop!"

"Believe it or not, I slapped you on the head with a chicken chop?"

"……letter."

Haiwan couldn't recover for a long time, rubbed the sun and asked, "What's the matter with that house?"

Lu Yuanzhou took back his phone, and said while eating, "I sent your photo—that is, the profile picture in the school uniform—to Lao Yang. He is quite satisfied, but he is a bit picky about your experience and education."

"Then I told him that you have already studied the university courses by yourself and you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination again. There is absolutely no problem with your real cultural level. In the future, you will have a good chat with Chi Gui, and he agreed. Of course, it was a little exaggerated."

"Is this a bit of an exaggeration?" Haiwan asked, "I haven't even graduated from junior high school, and I still have a postgraduate entrance examination? You are really suitable for MLM."

"No, the matchmaker in the past was not like this, and now the dating agency is also like this. It's okay to exaggerate a little bit." Seeing his soft tone and relaxed attitude, Lu Yuanzhou immediately cheered up.

"You don't know, Yang Yihao is very satisfied with the fact that you paid back the money to you Hai Changsheng. He said that you are a little stupid, but you are kind, and there is nothing wrong with being filial to your children. I said that for sure, I patted my chest and assured him."

"Then he showed me the late-return photos. When I saw them, oh my mother, the distant photos that I don't know are so handsome, I can't waste them, so I made a deal with him."

"Of course Yang Yihao made money by doing this, and I did it purely for you. I have a conscience, and I even bought him a drink, which counts as the cost!"

Haiwan became confused again after hearing the words: "How can he still make money?"

How does this kind of thing make money, and who will give him money?

"He posted the marriage advertisement behind Chigui's back. It is said that his uncle's friend has a very good relationship with Chigui. He may be more concerned about Chigui's personal life, so he asked his uncle to help introduce him to a partner. "

"Then Yang Yihao happened to live next door to Chigui. His uncle didn't know anyone. At most, he was in the work circle. Everyone knew it was useless. So his uncle asked him to help keep an eye on him to see if he knew anyone. The conditions are good."

"His uncle is very rich. Yang Yihao blackmailed his uncle a lot of money for this matter. He said that he would take people to eat and travel, and he had to work hard. I really didn't get any money. At most, I ate a few with him. The next meal, I got a little light."

The more Haiwan heard, the more absurd he became. If Chigui hadn't told him that the house belonged to him, he would still be kept in the dark.

Fortunately, it was Lu Yuanzhou, and fortunately, he was in a relationship. If it were someone else and something else, he would be afraid that he would be sold and pay for it instead.

"Then why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Lu Yuanzhou inserted the rice in the bowl, and said seriously: "Didn't I see that you are living too hard, do you want to find someone to help you? And after Gao Shan left, you will be half dead all day long, and you will be alone for several years. thing."

"The best way to cure a broken relationship is to fall in love again. Besides, you told me before that you wanted to find someone, but you just met one. After thinking about it, there is no such shop in this village, so..."

"But don't worry, I did an investigation in advance, and I agreed to Yang Yihao only after seeing that he was really nice. He said he didn't know about the late return, so I thought about it, so don't tell you."

"Why don't Lao Yang and I create some opportunities and tell you two to go out on your own. If you succeed, forget it, and you won't be embarrassed in the future. No, it really will happen."

"Besides, you changed houses at that time, and Yang Yihao was going abroad, so I told him to let you live next door to Chigui, so that we could get in touch and have more chances to get in touch. Otherwise, you think there are such good things in the world ?”

"The big house in this high-end community will be given to you for four thousand and five. You can't be so unrealistic in your dreams. What's more, there is a diamond king who lives next to him, but this old man is still single. He doesn't even have a number." Compatible with you, do you think there is such a big pie?"

Haiwan wiped his mouth and muttered in a low voice: "I thought it was a match made in heaven."

Lu Yuanzhou "poofed" with sour plum juice in his mouth, and laughed loudly: "You must be thinking of jelly."

"You just pretended to be jelly, I'm... a fan of the authorities."

Haiwan was ashamed and embarrassed, thinking about how hard he tried to match them up at the beginning, he urged him to invite his new neighbor Chigui to eat hot pot together when he first moved in, and then he repeatedly pestered him to eat at Chigui's newly opened restaurant, and encouraged him again Went to borrow batteries from Chi Gui, and repeatedly asked himself if he was interested in Chi Gui...

Even those who need to make an appointment in advance, and the internal recommendation code of Chigui Restaurant, which is not open to the public, can get it from his old classmate Yang Yihao with a phone call, which shows that it has been premeditated and has many clues.

"You are too good at acting. You act like you really don't know Chi Gui. I actually believed you. No wonder you put us together every day, and it's no wonder you discovered that peeping blind spot so coincidentally." !"

Lu Yuanzhou laughed and said, "Of course I'm smart, and if you're such a fool, it's not like I'm just kidding around."

"But I didn't act all the time. I just saw Chigui's photo and heard that he opened a restaurant with good conditions. I didn't know him before."

"When I saw him from the downstairs unit door that day, I was really shocked. I didn't expect him to be so handsome. If I didn't see him coming down from the 17th floor, I couldn't believe it was the person I introduced to you."

"Yang Yihao knew that he was very busy starting a company, but he didn't see it with his own eyes, so he didn't tell me too much. Anyway, he knew he wasn't a bad person and he could get along with him."

Haiwan recalled the scene when he met Chigui for the first time in the cave, and recalled Lu Yuanzhou's exaggerated performance at that time, and sighed: "I am stupid, you are all smarter than monkeys. But this matter...in fact I should really thank you both."

Lu Yuanzhou was quite uncomfortable with the sudden politeness and sensationalism.He shook his shoulders sensitively, rubbed his nose and said, "No, no, no thanks, it's not a big deal."

"I just introduced it casually. It didn't take much effort, and I cheated on food and drink for a long time. During that time, I was also a little tight. Didn't I have a falling out with my old man?"

"Plus, opening a tavern cost me a little money... It would be nice to find a meal ticket. Yang Yihao is mostly out of money. He asked for funds from his uncle, and he wasted a lot on me."

"It's still fate between you two, otherwise we wouldn't have met each other. Don't take this matter too seriously. I really don't know about Chigui, at least not on the surface."

"Yang Yihao said that he had seen your photos, but he only said that he was a new tenant, so he jokingly asked him if he wanted to develop a relationship with you. I heard that Chi Gui ignored him. , maybe it wasn’t true at the time.”

"I said so!" Haiwan threw away the garbage, wiped the table with a disposable cleaning cloth and said, "The key to my house was locked last time, did you not call Yang Yihao at all?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a flash of light flashed in his mind: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, won't Xing Jiaran be with you?" "

If so, this world is too scary.

"Uh... who is Xing Jiaran?" Lu Yuanzhou said awkwardly, "I really made up the matter of sending the key. I thought you knew about it a long time ago—then the key didn't arrive, so you didn't ask."

The last time Haiwan called for help, he lied on purpose, saying that the water pipe at home had burst, and Haiwan couldn't ask for help, and he wasn't allowed to go to the tavern to sponsor.

Then he pretended to contact the landlord to ask for a spare key, but in fact, he sat at the bar and looked at the watch. After waiting for 5 minutes as if nothing had happened, he lied to him and said that the key had been delivered in half a month, leaving him with nowhere to go and had to go for refuge. Late return.

As for why Xing Jiaran cooperated so much, Lu Yuanzhou didn't know, and there was probably a reason for it.

Haiwan felt more and more that things were subverting his worldview, and the more he thought about these things, the more strange they became. Chigui later gave him a spare key, and it was a package sent from the United States.

Since this matter is non-existent, how could anyone actually send him the key?

Lu Yuanzhou analyzed and said: "I think, maybe he was not pure from the beginning, the old guy is quite good at pretending. Think about it, if he is really unwilling, he can let you live in His house?"

"Maybe he was a little interested in you, and he guessed that I was talking nonsense about sending the key, or maybe he asked Yang Yihao in private. I think he just pushed the boat along the way, and later he really gave it to you because he didn't want to be cheated." Get a package."

Lu Yuanzhou did it very well afterwards, and said in a straightforward manner: "Think about it again, even Yang Yihao may not have a spare key, except for Chigui, the owner of the house, who else would have it?"

"He obviously had the key, but he didn't open the door for you at that time. Wasn't it intentional? He agreed to let you live next door at the beginning, which was quite suspicious. Maybe he really wanted to do something with you."

Haiwan slapped his thigh, and belatedly said: "That's right! I remembered, the day he got the package back, he just came back from a business trip in the United States. Do you remember, I stained his carpet in those two days."

"That's right, isn't it easy to get a package in the United States." Lu Yuanzhou held up his thumb and sighed with emotion: "The old guy is really powerful, he hides so deeply!"

"The mantis, the cicada, and the oriole are behind, and we are still acting behind the scenes here. Who knows that he is really in control of the overall situation. I see you, you can't play with him at all, so you have to be careful."

"I'm not careful. I don't have a brain with a high IQ. I'm just an ordinary person." Haiwan has self-knowledge, and he can't even see through Lu Yuanzhou's scheming, let alone fighting against Chigui.If you can't play, the easiest way to deal with it is not to play.

The word "sincerity" can break a hundred games, the so-called "ingenuity" is just a means to achieve the goal, and sincerity itself is the shortcut to everything.People who are good at using ingenuity will fall into "ingenuity" sooner or later.

He still has many questions, and he knows that these questions cannot be solved by him and Lu Yuanzhou.He will wait patiently until the day when Chigui is willing to be honest with him.

During the conversation, the combination lock outside beeped twice, saying that Cao Cao Cao Cao had arrived.

Chi Gui frowned when he entered the door, and said, "Did you turn on the ventilation fan?"

Lu Yuanzhou got up knowingly and said, "I'm leaving, it's getting late. Tell me about Xu He later, bye."

Haiwan sent him to the elevator, and came back and asked, "Why did you come back? I have something to tell you."

He wanted to tell Chi Gui what Lu Yuanzhou had told him, as well as what he had guessed, and then ask him directly what happened back then.

Clinker Chigui also said: "It's just right, I also have something to tell you."

He changed his shoes, went to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of whiskey, leaned against the cold marble-paved bar, took a sip, poured another half glass, and shook the glass in silence.

Haiwan came closer, covered his slender fingers resting on the table with his palm, and asked anxiously, "What's the matter? Tell me."

Chi Gui shook his hand back, looked at him and said, "I gave the restaurant to Xu He."

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This foreshadowing has been buried for a long time, but the previous writing is too cryptic, so that some treasures have misunderstood and have doubts. I have re-edited chapters five or six.

Welcome to the new cuties, and the little suns who have been with the author, thank you for your nutrient solution and Bawang tickets!