Human food sex

Chi Gui faced the sea breeze for a while, his shoulders were soaked by the water dripping from his hair, and he gradually felt the coolness of autumn.

Suddenly, a silver light bloomed in the pitch-black sky, Haiwan was taken aback, and retreated suddenly, followed by the sound of "rumbling" thunder in the distance.

"Why is it raining?" He pushed Chi Gui and urged, "Go in quickly, it will rain and get wet in a while."

"The weather forecast didn't say that there would be rain, so it probably won't rain. Are you hungry?" Chigui hadn't eaten anything since the lunch at noon. "Do you want to call?"

Now the sun sets early and the sky is cloudy. Although it is only after eight o'clock, it feels like midnight.

Haiwan opened the glass door, entered the room and said: "The food in the hotel is expensive, let's go out to eat." After thinking about it, he said: "But there doesn't seem to be anything delicious here. You must think it's dirty on the roadside. You can bear it." Is it?"

"Go and have a look." Chi Gui strives for excellence in cooking, but he is usually not picky about food.

In the days when there was no bay, most of his dishes were given to the nanny aunt and the trash can, which can be described as a star cast in secret.

Now that there is a little Taotie by his side, he is really like Yu Boya met Zhong Ziqi, and Qian Lima met Sun Bole.

"Then I'll blow your hair for you." On a whim, Haiwan rushed to the bathroom to get a hair dryer, pressed his neck and asked with a smile, "Hi sir, I'm your hairdresser Haitoni, what would you like to do today?" What kind of hairstyle are you blowing?"

Chi Gui smiled: "Look at it, it doesn't look good and you won't give me food," but he also fooled around with him.

"Okay, don't worry." Haiwan rolled up his sleeves, plugged in the power, turned on the hair dryer, and gestured at his head with a "woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"" gesture.

After a while, he scratched his dry and refreshing hair, and said to the reflection in the TV on the wall: "Okay, are you satisfied with it?"

Chigui's hair style has never been carefully taken care of, and he usually just strokes it casually, relying on its natural thickness and softness, but it gives people a deliberately messy feeling.

Haiwan's workmanship is not as good as his, and his blown forehead hair hangs down on his eyelids, which is quite a hindrance: "It's a good thing you didn't enter this industry, otherwise, with your appetite, you would have starved to death on the street."

"Tch, what do you know, it's called lazy style." Haiwan curled his lips, put on his blue coat and said, "How pretty, and you look much younger."

Natural beauty is hard to give up on, Boss Chi is always handsome in his eyes, there is no need for a hairstyle to set it off.

Chigui changed his clothes, picked up his phone, locked the door and said, "Do you know where the place to eat is?"

"I don't know, I guess the places I've been to have changed." Haiwan shook his head, walked into the empty elevator and said, "Go to the beach, there must be a place to eat. It's raining, I don't know if it's closed or not." Close the door. I'll look it up online."

The elevator stopped on the tenth floor, four men and a woman came in, Haiwan stood in with his mobile phone, and Chi Gui took him into his arms.

After a while, there was a "ding" sound in the ear, and the crowd rushed out.

Haiwan followed closely and said: "There used to be nothing on the beach, but now there are so many barbecue sellers. From the picture, they seem to have a shop, and it doesn't matter if it rains. Look..."

Haiwan looked up and saw that there were long corridors in the front and back, with purple wallpaper on the walls, peony pattern blankets on the floor, and two flashy crystal lamps overhead.

He couldn't help but panic, and ran two steps backwards with his mobile phone in his hand, and found a crossroad on the opposite side, and there was also a corridor in the middle.

Haiwan suddenly realized that she was lost. She settled down, looked around carefully, and found that the room number on the door read "0412".

He probably got off the wrong floor just now, he scolded himself for being stupid, and hurriedly walked forward according to the sequence number of the house number in descending order, passing through the curved corridor, he saw a person leaning in front of the window—— , was smiling at him.

"What are you laughing at?" Haiwan was suddenly annoyed, went up to pat him, and complained with staring eyes: "I know I made a mistake, so don't stop me!"

Chi Gui pressed the elevator button, rubbed his heart, and teased: "I see you are so stupid, I can't bear to expose it."

"You are really bad and cunning." Haiwan stepped into the elevator, muttering non-stop, "I will let you figure it out sooner or later."

"Who is it? What if I really can't find you? Besides, there must be more than one elevator in the hotel. If I leave from somewhere else, you are still waiting here stupidly. You are stupid!"

"Are you in ancient times or modern times?" He dragged Chigui towards the front desk, "I can't wait for you, wouldn't I call you?"

Haiwan borrowed an umbrella from the staff, and turned around and said: "You are always reasonable, and you are called Chang Youli. If you get wet, I won't open an umbrella for you, just go and reason yourself!"

He walked out of the revolving door, opened the umbrella by himself, and jumped to the bottom of the steps to show off his power: "Come down! Chi old fox, Chi Dong snail? Are you able to come down? I won't hit you."

"Childish." Chi Guilen made a "humph", pulled out a black folding umbrella from his bosom, and walked down, brushing past him.

The arrogance of the bay immediately deflated like a punctured balloon, holding up an umbrella and following up, saying, "Hey, when did you bring your umbrella? Do you always carry an umbrella when you go out? Hey——Damn!"

As he walked, he felt that his face was wet, and the more he made noise, the more the water grew. When he looked up, he saw a hole in the umbrella.

"What a rotten one." Haiwan put away his umbrella angrily, ran to Chigui's side, and said with a smile, "My umbrella is rotten, so hit your umbrella. If you hit me, I'll forgive you for not pulling it just now." Stay with me."

He flattered Chigui obsequiously, because he walked backwards and walked fast, looking hectic and funny, like a GIF.

"Ah—" Not long after he finished speaking, the sidewalk broke at the intersection, and he stepped on the back foot, and the whole person fell on his back.

In the blink of an eye, Chi Gui stretched out his hand and pulled him, turned half a circle and hugged him into his arms: "Watch the road carefully, you are not obedient at all!"

"Can I rely on it?" Haiwan put away the broken umbrella and muttered softly, "Who told you not to open an umbrella for me?"

Clinker Chigui has sharp eyes and ears, his eyes are watching the passing vehicles, he keeps walking, and there is still space in his mouth to retort: ​​"I treat others as others."

Haiwan held the umbrella in his arms, covered his jacket tightly, hugged his shoulders and said, "I found that I really can't play with you, you can't bully me in the future."

Chi Gui hooked his shoulder with his left hand, held an umbrella with his right hand, and said as he walked, "I can't agree to this."

"Why?" Haiwan looked down at his brand new white shoes splashed with muddy water, and added without thinking: "My shoes are dirty."

"If it's dirty, replace it with a new one." Chi Gui said perfunctorily, pointing to the barbecue house by the sea not far away, "It looks like there are quite a lot of people there."

Even if it rains, it can't stop the fire-like enthusiasm of the seaside town. There are barbecue restaurants of all sizes along the seaside street. The parasols outside are used to cover the rain at the moment, and there are many drinking people sitting inside.

Haiwan chose a shop that looked relatively clean and tidy, entered the door and chatted with the proprietress in a dialect that he was already unfamiliar with, and then jumped to the door and asked, "Do you want to eat in or go out?"

"It's raining..." Chi Gui wanted to say that it would be better to be indoors, but seeing his big watery eyes looking at him pitifully, he compromised and said, "Then go under the shed."

"Okay!" Haiwan jumped back like a lively little rabbit, explained clearly to the proprietress, and pulled Chi Gui back: "Hurry up, get a good seat. The more people there are at night, there will be no seats for a while." gone."

Chi Gui was led to the middle and back seat by him, wiped the stool with a paper towel, and sat down reluctantly.

He frowned and took the menu brought by the waiter, browsed through it roughly, and asked Haiwan: "What do you want to eat?"

"I'll eat anything." He said with a sweet smile, "I'll eat whatever you order."

"Then order some." Chi Gui twirled his seemingly greasy fingertips, pulled out a piece of toilet paper and put it on the menu, Fang said: "Garlic scallops, butter oysters, mussels, geoduck, these are all want."

"Grilled squid... four. The meat is chicken gizzards, sausages, and shrimp balls. Add two pairs of chicken wings, remember to brush some honey on them. Vegetables... what is this vegetable skewer?"

"It's just colored peppers, onions, grilled together with beef skewers, with our secret sauce on top, it's delicious." The waiter replied, "If you want to eat less, you can order a few of them together Dishes."

She pressed the order button with a "beep" and reminded at the right time: "Actually, if it's just the two of you, this is enough. If you have more, you can't finish it."

"There are five of us, we can finish eating." Chi Gui glanced at the dazed Haiwan, and continued: "Enoki mushroom rolls with bacon, potato chips, corn, shrimp balls, dried bean curd, and eggplant. Let's bake some more. Let's bake some more." Mantou, bring a pot of chrysanthemum tea and a pot of sour plum juice."

"Okay, wait a moment." The waiter changed the tableware for them, turned and walked back.

Haiwan had never had a barbecue so heartily before, and he held his face and asked happily: "Who else do we have, do you know anyone here?"

Chi Gui looked at his foolishness, pinched the corner of his mouth and said, "You alone eat as much as five people, and I'm missing one person."

"Thanks to the leader for saving me face." Haiwan pursed his mouth, took the chrysanthemum tea from the waiter, poured him a cup of hot plate, and said with a smile: "I would like to thank the leader for inviting me to eat barbecue. I have never ordered it before. It's been so long."

"Don't order as much and eat as much as you want, enough is enough." Chi Gui told him worriedly, "It's been a few days since the operation, so be careful and don't overindulge."

Haiwan didn't believe in evil, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I ordered everything, why don't I eat?"

He got up and ran to the railing, then turned back under the red and white plastic shed, clutched his stomach and said, "Hey, I've been exercising, so I can eat more."

Chigui's eyes almost rolled into the sea, and when he saw the waiter coming over with several rectangular stainless steel baking pans, he moved the glass jug on the table and said, "Come here quickly, don't get caught in the rain over there."

The bay is still screaming, and after smelling the smell, I can't wait to reach out: "What a fat sausage, I haven't seen it for a long time."

He gave Chi Gui one first, and said proudly: "This is our specialty here, and it's delicious. Try it, it's not available anywhere else."

Chi Gui thanked Bumin: "You can eat by yourself."

When ordering just now, he thought the sausage was about ordinary sausage, corn sausage, or ham sausage, but he never thought that the pink sausage in front of him was thicker than a loofah and longer than a cucumber, and its shape was as imaginative as a geoduck .

"Would you like to eat? It's delicious." Haiwan forcefully stuffed him a mouthful, and he ate it himself and asked, "How is it? Isn't it very delicious?"

His lips, reddened by the chili pepper, contained thick, long and greasy sausages, and a pair of affectionate eyes looked at him, looking charming and soul-stirring.

He himself didn't realize how glamorous this scene was, and Chi Gui stared at him with deep eyes, threatening uncontrollably, "If you swallow this sausage again, I'll throw you into the sea."

The people around didn't look this way at all, but he felt that no one around them was a good person, they all cared about the "Yanwan Bay", and they were really suspicious.

"Moody!" Haiwan put down the sausage, picked up the chicken wing and gnawed, "I don't know why."

Chi Gui took the whole squid off the stick, cut it into pieces with a knife, ate it slowly and said, "Sometimes I really don't know if you are really stupid or not."

"Of course it's a fake fool." Haiwan is not as particular as he is, so he just grabs it with his hands and eats it with big mouthfuls to have wild fun.

The table was covered with oily oil, he ate so much that he slowly rolled his sleeves up.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Chi Gui grabbed his arm and said, "Wipe the table, raise your hand."

"Wash it when it's dirty." Haiwan had a geoduck in his left hand and grilled oysters in his right hand, enjoying himself.

Chi Gui took out a tissue, wiped the corners of his oily mouth, and said with a smile, "It's a miracle that you were able to support yourself before."

Haiwan gulped down half a cup of sour plum juice and sighed: "So I work in a hotel, and there are plenty of meals for me to eat, and I don't have to spend my own money at all. I'm such a clever little ghost."

"You are indeed." Chi Gui said ignorant of his conscience, "Come on, I want another brain flower to consolidate the curative effect."

"..."

It was only when I checked out that they actually ate more than 1000.

The waiter drew out the order and said with a clear expression: "It's true that five people can't eat so much money."

Haiwan scratched his head in embarrassment, left the barbecue restaurant while touching his round belly.He was too full, leaning on Chi Gui's body and slowly moving forward, wishing he could just teleport back to the hotel.

"If it weren't for the fact that I can't get a taxi here at night, I would definitely spend money to take a taxi."

Chi Gui patted his belly and said, "It's very ripe."

"Don't take pictures of me, I'm a model!" He sighed and complained, "I'm happy when I eat it, but it's too sinful after I eat it. I'm a naked model."

"You still know that you are a model." Chi Gui put his arms around his waist and teased, "You don't need to remove the stitches, it just collapses, which is easier."

Haiwan became furious, boldly pinched his earlobe and said: "Why is your mouth so poisonous, I feel uncomfortable if you don't make fun of it, you just said you won't bully me!"

"I didn't say that." Chi Gui held his hand and whispered in his ear: "How could I promise you this?"

"Why not!"

"Do you want to bully you on the bed?"

"……want."