Accidentally teased the billionaire chief
Chapter 1 Being Dumped
Bai Zhe walked into the 'Lanyun' with a slumped face. It was still early, and the bar hadn't even opened yet. The beautiful girl resident was playing and singing with her guitar in her arms. ".
"It's all my fault. Is it useful to admit it now? You say you don't love me anymore..."
Bai Zhe's eyes turned red, and he almost cried like a dog again.
"A Zhe, this way, this way!" Gu Siyang sat at the bar and waved to him, wearing a straight suit, with a pretentious air.
Bai Zhe sniffed his nose, waited until Baji sat next to him and yelled at the bartender, "Dude, open a bottle of Whiskey!"
Gu Siyang's head was full of black lines, "Did you get kicked in the forehead by a donkey? When I moved the ATM machine?"
Bai Zhe was not in the mood to bully him, and poured wine into his stomach like water.
"Oh, my mother and ancestor," Gu Siyang saw that the momentum was wrong, and grabbed his wrist, "Don't get me drunk when you first come here. If someone else drinks too much, it's called a pear blossom with rain. If you drink too much The entire Yiliangshan hero upper body!"
Bai Zhe shook off his hand, and after a long silence, he suddenly choked up and said, "Yangyang... I was dumped."
"..." Gu Siyang wiped his face and growled in a low voice, "Don't call me Yangyang!"
"It's not the point, it's not the point, the point is that I was dumped!"
The bartender put a bucket of ice in front of Bai Zhe with a smile on his face, and said comfortingly, "Dude, falling out of love is a small thing and a good thing. Seeing how handsome you are, that girl is blind because she doesn't want you."
Bai Zhe poured down a glass of wine with his head up, angrily said, "Yes, he really blinded his dog's eyes!"
Gu Siyang poured himself a glass of wine, and asked while drinking, "What's the matter? A while ago, if you didn't talk about it, you can divide it? You two have been better for three or four years, right?"
"Three or four years?" It's good not to mention it, but when Bai Zhe mentions it, he will get angry, "Touching, kissing and hugging in three or four years, what kind of sex is it? Damn, it's been so long that I didn't even turn the edge of the bed I've been there before! Yangyang, you think I'm not unappetizing in appearance, right? Why doesn't he want to be fucked by me?"
"Ahem..." Gu Siyang took a sip of his wine suddenly, and was speechless immediately, "You called me N times today, just to let me hear you complain about this?"
Bai Zhe blushed from drinking, stared at the glass in his hand in a daze, and just kept silent.
"Okay, don't pretend to be deep. I left a bunch of things in the company and came here. I'm already mentally prepared to be a trash can for you. Say it, and I'll listen."
Gu Siyang is only a few months older than Bai Zhe, and the two of them have grown up wearing a pair of crotch pants. They are close buddies. Kindergarten, primary school, middle school, high school and even university are in the same school, so they know almost everything about Bai Zhe. Chu.
"Yangyang, Ziran said that he has graduated and can't mess with me anymore."
"Fuck it!" Gu Siyang heard what Bai Zhe said, and almost dropped his wine glass, "Just for such a ridiculous reason, did you agree?"
Bai Zhe's eyes were red, "Otherwise? I'm not someone who stalks and bullies him. If you want to share it, you can share it. If a man likes a man and loves you, I'll do it. If he doesn't want me anymore, should I be with him?" Can't you come to the door crying like a girl?"
"Azhe, it's not that I scolded you. For four years in college, think about how much you have done for him. Let's not talk about buying food, drinking water and queuing up to occupy seats. I remember one winter, it was so cold that I could freeze to death." Penguin, you lined up all night in the cold windy day to buy him a ticket home..."
"Yangyang, stop talking..."
Whiskey has great stamina, and Bai Zhe is already a little erratic and incoherent.
"Let me tell you, I knew it would be a breakup sooner or later. I didn't care if he wanted to, so I found handcuffs and handcuffed him. By the way, I tied him tightly with noodles, threw him on the bed, forced him down, and then raised him." Put on your pants, pat your butt, turn your head and leave, and see what he can do to me!"
Gu Siyang: "..."
"Azhe, you drank too much, I'll take you back..."
"I won't go back!" Bai Zhe raised his head and drank another glass of wine, yelling: "Brother, open another bottle of wine. Don't be too polite and just pick the expensive ones. I'm a nouveau riche when I was young, and those with more money can be burned as paper." !"
Gu Siyang: "..." When did he become an upstart?
The bar was about to open, and the bartender was greeting other customers. He took time to take a look, and was amused on the spot, "Take it easy, I'm sure you'll have to go out sideways if you drink again."
"Where does all this nonsense come from? Are you stupid if you don't start a business and don't do business?"
"Okay!" the bartender said, "The hero of Liangshan really has his upper body!"
Gu Siyang saw that he had started drinking mad, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to help him, "Little ancestor, please don't make a fuss, let's go, I will send you back to sleep well, and you will wake up tomorrow as a sober man."
Bai Zhe was obviously drunk and turned into a pool of mud, but he refused to leave desperately. In the end, he was dragged forward by Gu Siyang and staggered a few steps, and his stomach was overwhelmed.
"Don't, don't procrastinate, let me vomit for a while!" He covered his mouth and muttered vaguely, then threw the person away, and then stumbled towards the bathroom.
The bar officially opened, the flashing lights were dazzling, the music was deafening, and there were demons dancing and screaming, it was really exciting.
Gu Siyang has always been a poor drinker, and he drank a lot with Bai Zhe just now, and his temples were aching from the noise around him, so he had to squeeze through the crowd to move to the bathroom.
Unexpectedly, he couldn't find Bai Zhe in the toilet, and had no choice but to turn back to the bar counter, never thinking that he still couldn't be found.
Rubbing his hair irritably, Gu Siyang simply released the 'Lan Yun' pestle and waited at the door.However, he definitely won't be able to catch the rabbit tonight, because the drunk Bai Zhe is clinging to a man so hard that he doesn't know how many times he cried like a dog...
"It's all my fault. Is it useful to admit it now? You say you don't love me anymore..."
Bai Zhe's eyes turned red, and he almost cried like a dog again.
"A Zhe, this way, this way!" Gu Siyang sat at the bar and waved to him, wearing a straight suit, with a pretentious air.
Bai Zhe sniffed his nose, waited until Baji sat next to him and yelled at the bartender, "Dude, open a bottle of Whiskey!"
Gu Siyang's head was full of black lines, "Did you get kicked in the forehead by a donkey? When I moved the ATM machine?"
Bai Zhe was not in the mood to bully him, and poured wine into his stomach like water.
"Oh, my mother and ancestor," Gu Siyang saw that the momentum was wrong, and grabbed his wrist, "Don't get me drunk when you first come here. If someone else drinks too much, it's called a pear blossom with rain. If you drink too much The entire Yiliangshan hero upper body!"
Bai Zhe shook off his hand, and after a long silence, he suddenly choked up and said, "Yangyang... I was dumped."
"..." Gu Siyang wiped his face and growled in a low voice, "Don't call me Yangyang!"
"It's not the point, it's not the point, the point is that I was dumped!"
The bartender put a bucket of ice in front of Bai Zhe with a smile on his face, and said comfortingly, "Dude, falling out of love is a small thing and a good thing. Seeing how handsome you are, that girl is blind because she doesn't want you."
Bai Zhe poured down a glass of wine with his head up, angrily said, "Yes, he really blinded his dog's eyes!"
Gu Siyang poured himself a glass of wine, and asked while drinking, "What's the matter? A while ago, if you didn't talk about it, you can divide it? You two have been better for three or four years, right?"
"Three or four years?" It's good not to mention it, but when Bai Zhe mentions it, he will get angry, "Touching, kissing and hugging in three or four years, what kind of sex is it? Damn, it's been so long that I didn't even turn the edge of the bed I've been there before! Yangyang, you think I'm not unappetizing in appearance, right? Why doesn't he want to be fucked by me?"
"Ahem..." Gu Siyang took a sip of his wine suddenly, and was speechless immediately, "You called me N times today, just to let me hear you complain about this?"
Bai Zhe blushed from drinking, stared at the glass in his hand in a daze, and just kept silent.
"Okay, don't pretend to be deep. I left a bunch of things in the company and came here. I'm already mentally prepared to be a trash can for you. Say it, and I'll listen."
Gu Siyang is only a few months older than Bai Zhe, and the two of them have grown up wearing a pair of crotch pants. They are close buddies. Kindergarten, primary school, middle school, high school and even university are in the same school, so they know almost everything about Bai Zhe. Chu.
"Yangyang, Ziran said that he has graduated and can't mess with me anymore."
"Fuck it!" Gu Siyang heard what Bai Zhe said, and almost dropped his wine glass, "Just for such a ridiculous reason, did you agree?"
Bai Zhe's eyes were red, "Otherwise? I'm not someone who stalks and bullies him. If you want to share it, you can share it. If a man likes a man and loves you, I'll do it. If he doesn't want me anymore, should I be with him?" Can't you come to the door crying like a girl?"
"Azhe, it's not that I scolded you. For four years in college, think about how much you have done for him. Let's not talk about buying food, drinking water and queuing up to occupy seats. I remember one winter, it was so cold that I could freeze to death." Penguin, you lined up all night in the cold windy day to buy him a ticket home..."
"Yangyang, stop talking..."
Whiskey has great stamina, and Bai Zhe is already a little erratic and incoherent.
"Let me tell you, I knew it would be a breakup sooner or later. I didn't care if he wanted to, so I found handcuffs and handcuffed him. By the way, I tied him tightly with noodles, threw him on the bed, forced him down, and then raised him." Put on your pants, pat your butt, turn your head and leave, and see what he can do to me!"
Gu Siyang: "..."
"Azhe, you drank too much, I'll take you back..."
"I won't go back!" Bai Zhe raised his head and drank another glass of wine, yelling: "Brother, open another bottle of wine. Don't be too polite and just pick the expensive ones. I'm a nouveau riche when I was young, and those with more money can be burned as paper." !"
Gu Siyang: "..." When did he become an upstart?
The bar was about to open, and the bartender was greeting other customers. He took time to take a look, and was amused on the spot, "Take it easy, I'm sure you'll have to go out sideways if you drink again."
"Where does all this nonsense come from? Are you stupid if you don't start a business and don't do business?"
"Okay!" the bartender said, "The hero of Liangshan really has his upper body!"
Gu Siyang saw that he had started drinking mad, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to help him, "Little ancestor, please don't make a fuss, let's go, I will send you back to sleep well, and you will wake up tomorrow as a sober man."
Bai Zhe was obviously drunk and turned into a pool of mud, but he refused to leave desperately. In the end, he was dragged forward by Gu Siyang and staggered a few steps, and his stomach was overwhelmed.
"Don't, don't procrastinate, let me vomit for a while!" He covered his mouth and muttered vaguely, then threw the person away, and then stumbled towards the bathroom.
The bar officially opened, the flashing lights were dazzling, the music was deafening, and there were demons dancing and screaming, it was really exciting.
Gu Siyang has always been a poor drinker, and he drank a lot with Bai Zhe just now, and his temples were aching from the noise around him, so he had to squeeze through the crowd to move to the bathroom.
Unexpectedly, he couldn't find Bai Zhe in the toilet, and had no choice but to turn back to the bar counter, never thinking that he still couldn't be found.
Rubbing his hair irritably, Gu Siyang simply released the 'Lan Yun' pestle and waited at the door.However, he definitely won't be able to catch the rabbit tonight, because the drunk Bai Zhe is clinging to a man so hard that he doesn't know how many times he cried like a dog...
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