Research Report on the Social Environment of Worm Planet

Apart from the same color of hair and eyes, the uncle and nephew of the Dai family have nothing alike.

He didn't say that Xiao Ge hadn't noticed that the other party's hair color and pupil color were also dark blue and azure blue.

It was the first time for Xiao Ge to see such a cold color but such a cheerful style.

Amazing.

Facing the elders, even if he disagreed in his heart, Xiao Ge forced a smile twice on the surface, and echoed: "Like, very like."

The barrister is very enthusiastic:

"That's right! All the worms I've seen say they are similar. When Dai Li broke his shell, I was the first one to hug him. He also treated him as his biological father for a long time. When I was young, I was cuddly. Jealous of our good relationship, he threatened to kill me with a hatchet, so I slowly distanced myself."

Dai Li picked up the teacup and took a sip, taking a good rest: "Isn't it because you are trying to cheat the insurance with me when the female father said he would teach you a lesson?"

scam insurance

Xiao Ge was listening on the sidelines, speechless for a while.

It's hard work to have such an uncle...

The barrister coughed and changed the subject: "Anyway, it's absolutely fine to entrust this matter to me, that is...cough, Mr. Xiao Ge, can you take me with you when you enter the volunteer institute?"

The female worm smiled obsequiously at Xiao Ge.

Dai Li: "Don't even think about it."

"I'll just see if I don't do it! Really! What a serious person I am! Dai Li, you have changed, you used to listen to me very much..."

Amidst the barrister's tearful protest, the major decisively took Xiao Ge out of the tea room where they met.

"You still have an uncle, I haven't heard you say it before." Xiao Ge walked on the road with emotion, took out his optical brain, and glanced at the time, his originally indifferent expression suddenly became frightened and anxious:

"Etiquette class! I almost forgot, there is still a quarter of an hour, let's go."

The teacher in the etiquette class has a milder attitude than the teacher in the dance class, at least not casually making sarcastic remarks.

He prefers to useless sarcasm—

"Sir, you are late."

Xiao Ge breathed heavily with sweat profusely, and glanced at the clock on the wall.

Just 1 minutes away!

"Sorry, teacher."

The etiquette teacher is dressed in formal attire, and wears a wristwatch in the form of a light computer. The style is a retro style with a red copper color and a stone-washed effect. The round monocle frame is in front of the left eye, and a thin chain hangs down and is fastened to the clothes. superior.

His chin is always raised slightly, his eyes are looking at people from top to bottom, and he speaks slowly. Now that Interstellar Common Language has long replaced the languages ​​of all planets and races and has become the main communication language for citizens of the Cosmic Alliance, they still insist on using Zerg. He even has a round and authentic capital accent of the ancient insect star.

A pair of noble and elegant yet pedantic old aristocratic style.

Poor Xiao Ge grew up on the earth. Although he has learned Zerg language, and even learned it very well, he has finally ranked as the third mother tongue. Zerg language is like modern poetry that has been digitally encrypted, and it is even more difficult to understand.

Listening to a class is like taking a foreign language listening test for several hours in a row, which is difficult and hard to describe.

But this old aristocrat also likes long speeches.

"My sir, don't you have a basic concept of time? Do you know what it means to be late for a minute, even half a minute, in a formal occasion? There was a gentleman..."

After half an hour.

"Sir, about the importance of the concept of time, may I ask, do you understand?"

Xiao Ge's face turned pale: "I understand."

"Well, please repeat it briefly."

Xiao Ge swallowed hard: "Uh...probably..."

Hmm - that's the way, decent and rather grueling.Although there was no sarcasm or insult, the impact on the spiritual level was no less than that of the dance teacher's mouth.

At night, Xiao Ge wrote this in the light message sent to his younger junior sister:

[In front of these two teachers, as soon as I make a mistake, I feel chills all over my body, just like when I saw that there was a course that I didn’t get an S on my final report card when I was an undergraduate. 】

A few days later, he received a reply from his younger junior sister, which was as simple as one word plus a punctuation:

【roll! 】

Immediately afterwards, another light message came in:

[Dead student, don't show off your grades to me. 】

...the truth.

After being so busy for nearly a month, Xiao Ge has changed from an ordinary young man who "looks like a commoner and tastes the people of Liba" to a fake aristocrat who pretends to be "noble and elegant, and tastes the spring and snow".

The process is inspirational and the results are gratifying.

On the eve of the Enlightenment Festival, Xiao Ge put on a custom-made dress.

After buttoning his cuffs, he raised his head slightly and straightened his collar.

In the huge floor-to-ceiling mirror, a slender and handsome figure was reflected.Some new elements have been added to the light gray classic dress, which is formal but not rigid, showing the vigor of young people everywhere.

The stand-up collar fits the neck more and more, showing the graceful and smooth curve like a swan.The shoulder line is stiff, the waist and abdomen are slightly gathered, very slim, and a pair of long legs are set off.

The aristocratic clothes not only did not suppress his original bookishness, but instead made it more prominent, mixing with the nobleness of the clothes into a refined temperament.

When Xiao Ge saw the image in the mirror for the first time, he was stunned for a while.

It's kind of like a thing...

After going out, he ran into Lieutenant General Gewei, who looked at him several times with an old father-like gratifying gaze, and praised him again and again.

Although this kind of praise always reveals a weird feeling like "the daughter will definitely be able to marry this time".However, I am still satisfied.

Going to the banquet location, Xiao Ge naturally went with Lieutenant General Ge Wei and his wife. Although Major Dai Li was also invited, he went by himself.

Xiao Ge thought about it carefully, and felt that it was really unkind to ask the other party to go the same way with his immediate boss. Anyway, it was the same place, and it would be convenient to reunite there.

"Major, you should go earlier, I'm panicking alone."

Dai Li: "Don't you still have Your Excellency the Lieutenant General and his mistress?"

Xiao Ge: "It's not the same, there is a difference between elders and peers."

Dai Li smiled: "Understood."

I am used to seeing the major in military uniform, and I really want to see what he looks like in other clothes.

Sitting on the aircraft, Xiao Ge looked out the window, recalling Dai Li's last smile, thinking wildly.

"Little song." Your Excellency the Lieutenant General called him.

Xiao Ge hurriedly recovered: "Yes."

Lieutenant General Govey: "I'll introduce you to a few people when I arrive at the scene. You have to be prepared."

Xiao Ge nodded, solemnly said: "Yes."

Lieutenant General Ge Wei said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, it's just a few females."

Xiao Ge: ... Wouldn't it be good if you just introduce a few blind dates?

"However," Ge Wei said with a slightly serious face, "you have to pay special attention to one of them. He is the host of the place where the banquet is held."

Xiao Ge: "The one who issued the invitation?"

Most of the large-scale banquets in the Enlightenment Festival are invitation-only. High-ranking Zergs send invitation letters to other Zergs. The Zergs who receive the invitation can choose to go or refuse, and reply accordingly.

For the invitees, receiving the invitation represents a kind of honor. Relatively, for the inviters, being able to invite more Zerg that fits their class status also means stronger influence.

Lieutenant General Ge Wei shook his head: "No, they are not the same person. The one who sent the invitation was a male who has been in the political world and has a family backed by him, which is very expensive.

"And the owner of the venue is an interstellar businessman."

Xiao Ge: "Businessman?"

What kind of interstellar businessman can make the lieutenant general treat him so solemnly?

Lieutenant General Gewei thought about it and said: "The invisible rich man has never been seen on the major wealth lists. I actually don't know how huge his industry is and how powerful he is, but there is one thing that the upper-level Zerg knows well. Clear."

Xiao Ge pretended to be listening attentively.

Lieutenant General Govey lowered his voice: "The current Prime Minister, the reason why he is the Prime Minister—"

Control elections? !

This is not an election of a country, it is an election of a race, a planet...

Xiao Ge's heart was full of garbled codes. This is not a businessman... This is clearly a capitalist, or a capitalist who needs to add the prefix "super".

Xiao Ge's voice was a little unsteady: "He's the only one?"

Lieutenant General Govey: "Of course he is not the only one behind the prime minister, but he must be the representative of the business community, the one who took the lead."

...Why did such a big shot appear at such a small banquet?

Wait a minute, could it be that he has misunderstood all this time, in fact, this is not a "small" banquet at all?

One month of emergency training is not because of his civilian background, but because this is indeed an important occasion?

Xiao Ge, who had always regarded the dinner on the eve of the Enlightenment Festival as an ordinary annual meeting plus a blind date party, fell into great panic and confusion.

Suddenly, I miss the two teachers in the etiquette and dance class very much.

I don't think I have learned well enough, so I beg you to make up for it!

Mr. Kavis was watching, and suddenly reached out to pat Xiao Ge's clenched fist on his knee.

"Don't be nervous. It's just a meeting. Your Excellency is notoriously easy-going."

A subtle expression of concern appeared on his usual calm and distant face.

Xiao Ge raised his head and forced a smile: "Thank you, Mr. Kavis."

Cavez smiled back.

So, along the way, Xiao Ge was silently doing psychological construction.

Noble and staunch fighters of the socialist proletariat will never be intimidated by the fangs of capitalism.

Even so, when getting off the aircraft, Xiao Ge's legs were still weak for a while.

The bosses who control the election are all present, will there be fewer bosses in other fields?

Major, when are you coming...