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"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~"

At about one o'clock in the morning, there was a sudden burst of children crying in a small hut on the mountainside.

At the foot of the mountain not far from the shabby house, there are flat dormitories for teachers and staff. The teachers whose dreams have been disturbed seem to be used to this kind of situation for a long time. No one goes out, just waiting for the intermission of crying , They went to Zhou Gong in their dreams again.

At six o'clock in the morning, Wan Yang, a 19-year-old college student, came out of the small shack carrying a bucket.

After he closed the door, he went down the mountain to fetch water from the well next to the classroom dormitory.

"Hey, hey, hey", he pressed the wooden frame for about 15 minutes before he filled the bucket of water. Just as he was about to pick up the water and leave, he saw a man coming from the dormitory.

The man walking over with a bucket was none other than Zhang Chao, one of their civil engineering teachers.

Zhang Chao shivered and wrapped the nightgown around his body, and asked a little flatteringly, "Wan Yang, is the water ready?"

Wan Yang knew what Zhang Chao was going to do when he saw Zhang Chao's expression: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay to let me pour water into your bucket, but..."

Of course Zhang Chao knew that Wan Yang wanted to ask him for 'labor fees', so he 'hummed' with an ugly face: "Seeing money-seeking things, go away, go away, I will press it myself."

"Oh, teacher, are you reluctant to exchange fifty cents for a bucket of water?" Wan Yang said.

Zhang Chao pretended not to hear.

With a chance to make money, how could Wan Yang give up so easily? !He took a look at Zhang Chao's nightgown, and said pretending to be concerned: "Teacher, it's going to be late autumn soon. Look at what you're wearing, it's too thin. If you get sick from freezing because of a bucket of water, How uneconomical? At that time, fifty cents will not be able to solve the problem."

It was fine if Wan Yang didn't say anything, but when he said it, Zhang Chao felt even colder, and even shivered involuntarily.He thought for a while, after all, he is a leader among mental workers, and there is no need to compete with physical workers, isn't it just fifty cents?

What a bite!

Seeing that Zhang Chao had taken fifty cents out of his pocket, Wan Yang snatched it away, as if afraid of Zhang Chao's repentance: "Teacher, you are so warm-hearted. Well, I'll give you this bucket of water."

After speaking, he lifted his own bucket and poured water into Zhang Chao's bucket.

The loss of fifty cents in his pocket made Zhang Chao feel very unhappy, he had nowhere to vent his anger, and walked to the dormitory with a bucket, while deliberately yelling: "Wan Yang, be nicer to your brother from now on, don't move around Hit him, I can hear his cries every time in the middle of the night recently, disturbing the rest of all of us is a small child, child abuse is absolutely unacceptable..."

Knowing that Zhang Chao did it on purpose, Wan Yang ignored him, and continued to "squeak, blah, blah" and filled the bucket with water, then returned to the hut on the mountainside with the bucket.

The last two classes in the morning are big classes, which are taught by students from several majors.

In fact, except for professional courses, Wan Yang doesn't like this kind of big class, but he will come every time there is a big class.

why?

Because of the 'black-box operation' here, it accounts for almost half of his living expenses.

On the podium, the teacher was explaining "Principles of Marxism" in a serious manner. The story was extremely vivid, the rhetoric was extremely beautiful, and the voice was extremely sonorous.

Under the podium, Wan Yang, who was sitting in the fourth-to-last row, was flirting with the male classmate next to him. His language was extremely vulgar, his rhetoric was extremely straightforward, and his voice was extremely low: "Did you miss me last night?"

This male student who has just grown up actually knows that he is straight, because when he faced Mount Everest and the big white steamed bun, Hermon soared in a straight line.

So he definitely, firmly believes, and firmly knows that he is not gay.

But now, when Wan Yang's hand touched his leg, his face turned red.

Haha~

"Men are all animals that think from the bottom." Fortunately, it's just for fun, and he doesn't need to be responsible, so why should he make things difficult for himself.

So, he also stretched out his hand and touched Wan Yang's direction.

however.

"Snapped"!

His hand was slapped hard by Wan Yang.

The male student who didn't know why, before he had time to react, heard Wan Yang whisper: "You are stupid, why are you in a hurry? But I... haven't even eaten breakfast!"

"Why haven't you eaten yet?" the male student just subconsciously asked, but regretted it.

really.

"Where do I have money to eat?! It's not like you don't know. In addition to tuition fees every semester, I also have to pay my brother's kindergarten fees. Let alone food, we haven't even bought winter clothes yet!"

"I... I'm here..." The male student said, touching his pocket, and then took out a dozen change, ranging from ten cents, fifty cents, and one yuan, and the largest one was two yuan.

Wan Yang looked at the money in the other party's hand, 'moved' and 'shy' half-hanging his head, and did not speak.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, the male classmate gritted his teeth and gave him fifty cents.

Wan Yang took the money from the other party 'shyly' and put it directly into his pocket, then bent down and stood up as if he suddenly remembered something: "Oh, I forgot, just now Lu Xiaochuan asked me to replace him I’m writing a love letter, so I’ll go first?!”

After speaking, without waiting for the male student to reply, he swished and moved to the third row from the bottom on the right.

The male classmate who lost his wife and lost his army wanted to arrest him, but now it was in class and it was not appropriate to make a big move, so he could only grit his teeth, close his eyes and kick his legs, suffering from being dumb.

Speaking of it, it seems that Wan Yang is like this every time, and he will get out of the way when he wants to finish the money. Anyway, Wan Yang also knows that he dare not publicize this matter. After all, he is not gay, and he does not want to have sex with gay Wan Yang in full view Something is getting in the way.

Wan Yang came to sit down on the empty seat next to Lu Xiaochuan, and stretched out his hand: "Bring it!"

Lu Xiaochuan put the pen and paper he had prepared on the table in front of him, and whispered, "The girl's name is Lu Dan."

"spiced corned egg?"

"Your uncle!! It's Lu Dan, the 'Lu' of Lulu, and the 'Dan' of Danxia." Lu Xiaochuan gritted his teeth angrily, what kind of ears are these?

"Oh ~ Lu Dan, right?" Wan Yang said, smiling and touching Lu Xiaochuan's leg, "Don't worry, I'm good at love letters."

Lu Xiaochuan didn't take his hand away, just glanced at him: "Don't write quickly? Let me tell you, don't make it too literary and artistic, but be popular and elegant at the same time, you know? Lu Dan is from the Department of History , you can write more historical allusions or something..."

Ignoring Lu Xiaochuan's muttering, Wan Yang just finished the 'masterpiece' in his hand at the moment the get out of class bell rang: "Here you are!"

"Finished?" Lu Xiaochuan took the love letter in surprise, read it roughly, nodded and smiled to express his satisfaction.

Wan Yang also smiled: "Is the writing okay?"

Lu Xiaochuan praised wildly: "It's okay, it's great, this is so well written, and your font is too beautiful."

"That's good." With a restrained smile, he snatched the love letter, Wan Yang held the piece of paper, and said nothing more.

Lu Xiaochuan smiled slightly, took out two cents from his pocket and stuffed it to him: "Come on, Wan Yang, this is your reward."

Wan Yang curled his lips: "That's all? I spent countless brain cells for this love letter of yours, and it was written and thought at the same time. I even missed my own class. I might return it at the end of the day. I have to study."

"That's right, can I give you another [-] cents?" Lu Xiaochuan angrily took another [-] cents out of his pocket.

"It's almost there."

After Wan Yang took the two [-]-cent bills, he took the initiative to move his seat to the bottom row.

There is no one in the seat in the last row, but he seems to know who is sitting next to him in class, looking at the textbook, revealing a sly smile.

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The column is updated synchronously with the article "The Overlord's Cat Raising Manual", also known as "The Adventures of the Domineering President with a Baby": During the adventure of the domineering president Lei Lie on the Gouwei Island, he picked up a little orphan and silly brother, and Lei Lie changed his name to 'Sha Song'.

Finished article:

1. "Little Glass": Earthy, poor and independent, this is people's first impression of Che Yi.

But no one knew that he was once a delicate young master.But at that time, everyone was more willing to call him 'Bad Bones', because he always chased Lei Yan back and forth without even looking at him.

abuse first, then attack

2. "After September [-]st":

"I've always thought that Ling Yu is the most powerful among us people. If a tire blows out, he can replace it by himself. He is good at cooking, changing light bulbs, painting walls, and going to the hospital for IV drips. He seems to be omnipotent. My life is organized in an orderly manner." A certain said.

"But you seem to have forgotten that this omnipotent all-rounder was a delicate young master back then. I remember when such a good meal was served in front of him, he didn't blink his eyes, afraid of pain and needles. Always the clumsiest one. I wonder what made him change so much." So-and-so reply.

Thin belly behind the shady big boss attacking Lei Yansen X cool and powerful subject Ling Yu

abuse first, then attack