After meeting with a mentally ill netizen, I married into a wealthy family

Nina: Your order is not good

duo: You're changing the subject!

Nina: So what?

duo: ...you are beautiful and you are right

duo: I met Pandora at your house

Nina: yeah

duo: [Picture] Candid photos seen on the Internet

Nina: ...delete the picture! !

duo: don't listen or don't listen

Nina: .

duo: You live with Pandora, are you really not a roommate?

Nina: no

duo: father and son?

Nina:?You are sick

Nina: You'll know later

duo: later?

Nina: No rush._.

duo: Are you drinking again?

Nina: no

duo: Doubt.jpg

Nina: Actually I

duo:?

Nina: forget it

duo: ...

Nina: why

duo: Does Pandora have a girlfriend?

Nina: ...no

duo: he's so pretty @[email protected]

duo: It’s just so fierce

Nina: shut up

duo:?Can't see me praising Pandora

Nina: ...

duo: When he looked at me, wow~(σ???)σ??????????

Nina: Don't be a nympho!

Nina: All right, go to sleep

duo: Maybe I will dream of Pandora

Nina: impossible

duo:?why

Nina: Shut up!go to sleep now

duo: you are jealous of Pandora

Nina:?

duo: I find that you get angry every time you mention Pandora, sometimes you bring it up

duo: "You like Pandora more, don't you?" You have said this twice!

Nina: ...

duo: Don't be jealous of others, I believe you are also very good!

Nina: Where is it?

duo: more money

Nina: ...

duo: If you look like one-fifth of the avatar, you must be handsome.

Nina: ...

duo: qaq, can you be less angry?Block me, I have to take the subway to find you, more than an hour back and forth

Nina: Got it, not anymore

duo: good

Nina:?Can you say that again

duo: I was wrong boss

duo: I'm going to sleep

Nina: 88

To say sleep is a lie.

Tan Yuan hurried to Zheng Ye's appointment immediately after dealing with Miss Nina.

Time flies like an arrow, and time flies like an arrow.

The first round of the "Bloodborne" offline competition will come to an end, and the Spring Festival that everyone is looking forward to is coming soon.

Zheng Ye couldn't be happy because he was broken in love.

"It turns out that he is a straight man." Zheng Ye said dejectedly, "How did things become like this?"

"Go and get some drinks." Tan Yuan comforted him for a long time, his mouth was dry, so he had to grab some tea and drink it.The tea in the food stalls is not very good, the tea water is as weak as diluted water, and there is no flavor at all.

This food stall is very famous for its seafood, and there are no seats when you come late. Every time Zheng Ye breaks up in love, he grabs him to eat crabs.He believes that Faxiao will not only get out of the shadows soon but also find the first lot of spring, so he has no worries and concentrates on dismantling a crab leg after drinking water.

Zheng Ye let out an oh, and came back with a few bottles of wine.

"Where's the agreed upon drink?" He made a question mark.

Zheng Ye pried open the bottle cap, Gululu poured a glass: "The standard for broken love is to drink, what fat house water do you want?"

Zheng Ye was dejected, grabbed the bottle and said, "I'm no longer a simple straight man!"

Tan Yuan threw the crab meat into his bowl, and said earnestly, "Just find a crooked one tomorrow."

"None of them are him."

"You like the style of high-achieving students. There should be other gays in T University."

"You do not understand."

"I'm straight."

Zheng Ye narrowed his eyes: "I used to be too."

Talk about wishing to see Zheng Ye blowing the wine bottle for love, he looked almost drunk, he pushed him into the chair and said, "I'll go to pay the bill."

Zheng Ye was still muttering about love and broken love, before he completely lost consciousness, Tan Yuan took him into a taxi and quickly reported the address of Fa Xiao's community.

Zheng's parents were not at home, and he was exhausted enough to help the alcoholic up the elevator and into the door.Zheng Ye was lying on the sofa, looking as if he was asleep. He poured a glass of water and put it on the table and covered him with a quilt. He sent a message to Zheng Ye's phone before leaving.

Tan Yuan also drank a little wine and was a little dizzy when she went downstairs, but not to the point of being drunk.

The phone vibrated.

Horse APP, new news from Nina.

Nina: what are you doing?

Nina: Online Online Online Online

Almost forgot about work.

Tan Yuan squinted his eyes and typed, writing word by word: hnidoahndiaw.

Nina:?

After posting, he found that the 26-key input method was no longer suitable for him who was dazzled now, so he changed it to 9 grids.

duo: yes

Nina:? ?

Nina: what the hell

Nina: I'll call your cell phone number

He answered the phone, and a young voice poured into his ears: "What are you doing?"

"On the way home," he said.

"You have a weird voice."

"Drinking, my throat is so hot."

"Dizzy?"

"fine."

"Where are you now, send me the location," said the other side quickly, "wait for me where you are."

Tan Yuan is very strange, he is not drunk, is Nina anxious to watch him make a fool of himself?

Wait, is he going to meet Nina?

"Although... no, I'm not drunk."

"Send me your location within three seconds, or you're going to die." Nina said coldly, "You pestered me to have a face with me, why are you twitching now? You're drunk, did you do it on purpose? .”

Talk about wishes: "..."

So he was such a bad image in Nina's eyes?

Three seconds later, Nina received the coordinates of the same city as she wished.

"We'll be there in ten minutes," the eldest lady's tone was suddenly terribly gentle, "Don't run around, I'll be there soon."

"But I'm really not drunk."

Nina refuted him with her rich drinking experience: "Every drunk says he is not drunk."

Fifteen minutes later, under the street lamp, Tan Yuan was leaning on the lamppost and playing with his mobile phone to pass the time. He was waiting for Nina to come.

A hand rested silently on his shoulder.

"Duo." The man called him from behind.

Tan Yuan turned his head and saw clearly the mask on the other person's face...

To be precise, Nina was wearing a mask and a hat with thick black-rimmed glasses. The brim of the hat was pulled down so low that she couldn't see her facial features. Those who didn't know it thought that this person was going out to rob.

Talk about wishes: "..."

What about Mian Ji, what a loss!If I had known earlier, he would have worn stockings before going out.

Nina was tall, thin and strong, and she dressed young and stylishly, like a model, but the face-covering outfit was incomprehensible.

He looked at Tan Yuan quietly, and Tan Yuan looked back at him silently.

A sprinkler truck rumbled by.

Tan Yuan puts on his face while drinking, but doesn't speak, and with a sluggish expression, he looks really drunk, and is quickly misunderstood by the understanding Nina happy.

Nina took a step forward and grabbed his arm, and said in a low voice, "I'll take you home. Don't move around, I'm not arresting you and selling you."

Tan Yuan hurriedly explained: "I'm not drunk..."

Nina didn't believe his words, and directly dragged him into a luxury car on the side of the road.The driver drove off without asking a word, which seemed like robbery.

Tan Yuan stretched his head to look at the road signs outside the window, suspecting that he would be forced to open a hotel room again, and every meeting turned into a hotel date.

At this time, Nina, the mask freak, suddenly leaned over, blinked shrewdly through the plain glasses, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Tan Yuan was stunned.

This voice is a bit...familiar?

"Pandora?!" he exclaimed, "It's you!"

"Pan, you're tall, I'm not him." Nina's tone suddenly turned cold.

"Then why don't you show your face? The voice is similar."

If it's Pandora, there's no need to cover your face to find him, and the mobile phone number just mentioned is "Princess Nana".

Pressing Tan Yuan's hand that restlessly touched his mask, Nina scolded: "Be quiet, I'll be home soon."

"How do you know where my home is?" Tan Yuan was shocked for the second time tonight.

Nina doesn't answer.In fact, he checked Tan Yuan's home address, and even figured out which unit and room he rented.He got out of the car and asked the driver to wait on the opposite side, and he talked about wishing to go upstairs.

"Open the door, what are you doing standing there?"

Nina stood behind Tan Yuan, looking down at him in the image of a weird mask.

Tan Yuan felt scared belatedly. Considering Nina's strange temper, she didn't dare to provoke her, so she could only hesitate to open the door with the key in her clothes.

"Are you suffering?"

Through the door, Nina asked him.

"Headache." He immediately acted as if he was drunk and unwell.

"Then go to bed." Nina looked at him excitedly, "Can I go? Do you want me to hug you?"

Tan Yuan was frightened to death, shook his head like a rattle drum and said no, and pushed open the bedroom door by himself.

Nina followed him, of course, into the bedroom.

The bedroom was very empty and unpopular, with a single bed with blue sheets and a desk full of books.

Nina looked around like a patrol leader.

Tan Yuan couldn't drive him away, and he didn't want to get along with him anymore, so he said, "I want to sleep."

Without waiting for his answer, he slowly took off his shoes and lay down on the bed, closing his eyes.

Today is also a tiring day, the body is very tired, but the spirit can't stop at all.

How the hell did Nina know the address?

Could it be that the horse company told him?

……

It's really possible that it belongs to the urine of the horse company.

Under the light, the boy's eyes were closed tightly, and his slender eyelashes trembled slightly.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, Nina looked at him for a while and covered him with a quilt. She thought he had fallen asleep, but stood up lightly, and he suddenly opened his eyes.

"Are you really not Pandora?"

As Tan Yuan spoke, his eyes were wide open, and his irises were light brown.He was born very fair, no matter his face, neck, or half-clasped hands, they were all extremely pale, his cheeks were flushed from drinking, his lips were slightly parted, and the tip of his pink tongue could be seen.

Nina looked at the talk for a few seconds, didn't answer, and then walked to the door - locked the door.

After he had the wonderful idea of ​​"what does a duo look like in reality", another personality immediately put it into action.

Nina hates another personality stealing his stuff, and hates being misunderstood as another personality.

"I thought I'd just leave it at that," Nina said coldly, leaning down, bringing her face close to his eyes, "See clearly, I'm not Pandora."

"...I can't see it. Hey, you are brothers, why don't you just say it, do you look alike?"

Tan Yuan reached out to caress the edge of the mask curiously, and as soon as her fingertips touched it, Nina straightened up quickly.

"You touched my face twice!" Nina gritted her teeth, her eyes complicated, "You are not straight at all!"

Talk about wishes: ...

Confirmed, this person is 100% homophobic girl Nina.

Nina: "What are you looking at me for? Lie on the bed and sleep."

"I want to drink water." Tan Yuan said casually, "Aren't you going home yet?"

Nina didn't answer, but took a quick look at him, opened the door and went out. She spent a long time in the living room boiling water, and it took a long time before she came back with a glass of warm water.

Tan Yuan seemed to have fallen asleep, lying on his side, his black hair brushed loosely on his cheeks, his breathing fluctuated, he seemed to be sleeping uncomfortably, and his brows were still frowning.

He had no experience in taking care of drunks, so he pondered for a long time how to feed the water.

Nina put the glass on her lips and said, "Wake up, drink water."

Tan Yuan heard the sound and opened his eyes, and was caught off guard and splashed with water.

"I rely on!"

The two cursed at the same time.Tan Yuan got up and hurriedly wiped it a few times, poured half a glass of water on his face, and spilled the other half on the front of his jacket.

"You're really... so troublesome, I'll help you take it off." Nina cursed, stretched out her pure and helpful hands--unzipped the hoodie.

The wine red sweater on the outside was lifted off, revealing a piece of snow-white flesh.

Nina stopped, suddenly suspecting that she was peeling a lychee.

He was silent for two seconds: "Why don't you wear clothes inside?"

"Because it's unnecessary."

It was embarrassing to talk half-candidly with a strange netizen, but it became even more embarrassing after saying this.

Nina stared at his white front and reacted slowly.

...Talking about wishes is too easy to deceive.

"I took it off for you because it was wet." Nina said, turning her face in the other direction.

"I know."

"..."

Nina looked back.

Tan Yuan's clear and confused brown eyes stared at him purely without blinking for a moment.

Nina said strangely for a moment: "You have seen me too, it's considered face-to-face, are you happy?"

"..."

This is considered a wool face base, and there is no face at all.

"You're almost done, don't gossip all day about wanting to see me." Nina stood up annoyed, without looking back, "I'm leaving."

"Oh, walk slowly."

Thinking of his bad reputation in Nina's heart, Tan Yuan's heart ached, and he didn't want to refute.

It's really hard to earn money to play with...

Before the door closed, Nina suddenly stopped and cast a heavy look.

"I forgot to say, my name is Wei Chong. Don't take me as Pandora anymore."