After meeting with a mentally ill netizen, I married into a wealthy family

Before going online, Tanyuan received a spam text message from Horse Game.

[...——"Bloodborne" game: [Love] event is hotly launched!Why are you still hesitating, come and find your exclusive lover right away! 】

Please don't send vulgar dating messages... Wait, love events?

Tan would like to have an impression of this event.

On Valentine's Day the year before last, "Bloodborne" also held a limited-time event on February 2. The rule is that players pair up to find a wild boar with a heart shape printed on it, kill and skin it, and then they can receive professional equipment with good attributes.

Because the attributes of the equipment are too good and attractive, a large number of couples and fake couples slaughter wild boars together, so that the corpses are everywhere, and there are poor skinned pigs everywhere. Later, it was strongly condemned by the Animal Protection Association, and it was canceled in less than half a day. this activity.

This was a brain-drenched game, so that Tan Yuan couldn't have any interest in the festival activities in the game, but when the mouse moved to the line of [Event Rewards], his heart was shaken.

... The best melee equipment can be combined.

If you add this to the weapon of the duo, it will undoubtedly be extremely powerful, and you can hang up other output in the dungeon to fight.

Hehe, he has decided on this event!

Talk about going online at the speed of light, and accept the 1 pre-approved tasks in front of Yuelao 214 with lightning speed.

Mini is sending a voice in the trade union group: "This year's task seems to be one centimeter more reliable than last year."

Others chimed in.

Tan Yuan read the task requirements carefully, and just one line, [Show your love for Qingyuan in front of Yuelao, just to impress Yuelao. #shy】

???

What kind of standard is it to impress Yue Lao? Who doesn't know that AINPC has a grudge against players?

At this time, a lot of single dogs on the world channel are looking for temporary couples, the requirements are similar, and they are looking for someone who is good at showing affection or sweet talk.

After a little observation of the couples doing tasks around me, most of them are kissing and sticky.

Tan Yuan watched for a while, and from Yuelao NPC's response, kissing seemed to be a good way.

At this time, many players shared their experiences in the trade union. He read a part and found that couples were easy to complete, but fake couples were troublesome.

mini: It's too embarrassing to have a boo with a friend, and Yuelao NPC can see through that we have no feelings for each other at a glance!

mini: It also gave us a debuff [false sentiment] #笑笑

mini: In the end, it took many attempts to succeed, but Yuelao added a note on the equipment [A couple who seem to be in harmony...] Hahahahaha what the hell

Is it that hard?

Tan Yuan thought, it seems that one has to have excellent acting skills to pass this level.

So, where to find a fake lover who is an acting professional?

Tonight's network is not a normal card. This does not prevent Tan Yuan from being immersed in editing the marriage proposal. He forgot that 21:05 is Pandora's box time, so that when a client sent him a private chat message, his network just happened to be stuck. After pausing for half a second, he accidentally sent the marriage proposal to the private chat box.

Pandora: Flying Immortals Dungeon 1=1

duo: [Qing Yuan] 1 = 1 event for marriage! !Both men and women can have certain acting skills!Quick decision#笑眼#笑眼#风吻++++++++++

duo:? ! !

Duo:!Accidentally sent the wrong

Pandora: You are too careless

duo:.

Pandora: To do a task?

duo: um...

Pandora: pull me

duo:?

Pandora: I accept the task

duo: #shocked you also do this task ah

Pandora: yes

It is not impossible for him to do the mission of love with Pandora...

However, how about Pandora's acting skills?

At this time, there are huge crowds of people near the NPCs on each map, and the sound of kissing is everywhere, and the atmosphere is enthusiastic. It is suspected that maybe this is not a serious game at all.

The task stipulates that player A, who has accepted the love event first, sends a [Fate] invitation to B. B must be a friend and not a stranger. After B agrees, the two can form a temporary team and perform affectionately in front of the NPC within three hours. mission accomplished.

"What do you think?" He took the lead in consulting the opinions of the customer Pandora.

Pandora looked at him, thoughtful: "Have you ever seen a wedding?"

"Ok?"

"The man and the woman stood facing each other, looking at each other. The priest married them."

Suddenly there was a picture in front of the eyes of the talker, a happy and shy newlywed couple receiving blessings in a holy church.

"Are you willing to marry her as a wife, and never leave her, regardless of life, old age, sickness or death, poverty or wealth?" He read out this classic line.

Pandora smiled: "That's it."

In theory, there is no need to even hold hands, and there is no physical contact.When Tan Yuan and Pandora stared at each other face to face, like a pair of newly married couples in front of Yue Lao, his mind started to smoke within three seconds.

"I am willing."

As Pandora spoke, she also stared at him, her eyes were deep, which made people imagine.

That cold face that resembled Nina, who had met once, also slowly filled the consciousness of Tan Yuanyan in this short three seconds.

If he was born in Jinjiang Danmeiwen, he must have been raped by a beauty...

'Pandora, you are playing with fire! '

"Okay, stop staring at each other." Yue Lao was stuffed with dog food and was already full, "You guys are amazing, I rarely see such a lover."

Tan Yuan just remembered the plot of the bondage, and suddenly came back to his senses: "Mission completed?"

Isn't it only three seconds? They didn't even kiss and hold hands.

Yue Lao was furious: "What are you regretting? Kissing doesn't mean love. If you kiss me one by one, I want to call the police to fight pornography."

Tan Yuan put a question mark: "...I don't have one."

Pandora calmed down a lot, and said to Yuelao, "I'm sorry to trouble you."

The completion symbol appeared on the task panel of the two at the same time.

After getting the melee weapon, Tan Yuan happily put Yue Lao's ridicule behind him, wishing he could go to reshape the equipment now.

no!He's a playmate with a work ethic.

So he asked Pandora tenderly and affectionately: "Shall we go to play the Flying Immortal dungeon now?"

There are all kinds of copies of "Bloodborne", and during his AFK period, many incredible new copies have emerged.Tianwai Feixian is the nickname given to this dungeon with a long name by the players, because the final boss is three beautiful female NPCs in ancient costumes who are fluttering in white clothes but flying randomly in the sky without rules. It makes people suspect that the three-body movement problem has been solved Game cracked.

This dungeon is not very easy to play, but the combination of cheating players and RMB players is theoretically enough.

Pandora lowered his eyelids, and his eyes fell on the quest reward equipment in his hand, a cockroach with good attributes, engraved with the couple's name—[duo].

What interested him was Yuelao's comments on the website.

After a while, he said: "Go now and brush up some materials."

The strange thing is that as soon as the words fell, Tan Yuan saw his face change, showing an expression like a toothache.

Pandora closed her eyes and opened them again, her expression calmed down again, only impatience flashed across her eyes.

"Tomorrow, I'll have to log out." He said.

It is rare for Tan Yuan to see him so irritable, and asked curiously, "What happened just now?"

"..."

"Mouth ulcers? Toothache?"

"Almost." Pandora rarely agreed with his joke, "I'm sick."

Another form in the body is waking up, like a festered tooth that cannot be pulled out.

Tan Yuan thought that the other party would be able to change the equipment when he was offline, and he was beaming immediately: "Take a good rest and see you tomorrow!"

Pandora looked at him for a moment, then raised the corners of her lips: "Are you happy?"

"Yes." He nodded, "I like the equipment this time."

"I would also like."

Pandora squinted at the wish-making sword with his ID engraved on it, and didn't say anything else, and quickly disappeared in the main city with dissipated consciousness.

The joy of making a wish did not last long. Before I went to the main city to remodel the furnace, I suddenly caught a glimpse of the system prompt [Your friend [Nina] is online~]

He reflexively asked, "What are you doing tonight?"

Nina: Are you doing love missions?

duo: how do you know

Nina: [My friend [duo] sent you an [爱情] invitation~#爱心#飞KISS]

Nina: Why are you pretending to be stupid?

Talk about wishing pupil earthquake on the spot.

Could it be that the network was too slow just now to send the invitation bug?