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"Is it true that there is no one to apply for to play with?" HR's expression turned ugly, "How could this happen!"

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The employees below were silent.

"It's our "Bloodborne" that isn't fun!"

"No."

An honest man answered.

"Is it because our wages are too low!"

"No." Another honest man.

"Why is that?" HR was uncomfortable.

There are more and more RMB players, and more and more money is spent, but the game experience is getting worse and worse.The boss slapped his thigh and said that he would recruit a professional to play with him, so as to give fathers a better gaming experience.This is true, the problem is that the standard of companionship has been raised.

First of all, he must be a high-level player, with an overall game rating of A-level and above, more than 80 copies of customs clearance, and a pvp rank of 12 or above.

Otherwise, how to take the fathers to fly?

Secondly, ta must pass the appearance test. Females are over 1.6 meters tall, under the age of 26, speak English fluently, have an online celebrity face, and have a bachelor’s degree or above; males must be over 1.8 meters tall, under the age of 26, speak English fluently, and have plastic surgery. , bachelor degree or above.

Just imagine that as soon as this "professional accompanying play" recruitment announcement came out, there was a lot of criticism on the Internet.

Are you a dating website?

What is the difference between this and amorous gambling online recruiting online beautiful dealers?

nausea!

Bo people's attention!

Spicy chicken!

The horse game company quickly knelt down to admit its mistake, changed the announcement into an apology letter, and made some revisions to the new recruitment announcement.

"Recruitment requirements: overall rating S-level and above, the number of customs clearance copies is 100 and above, and the rank is above 14."

This is great. Originally, some job applicants' resumes could be received in the mailbox, but now it is completely silent.

The reason is very simple. There are only a few players who can reach the S level in the player rankings of the whole server. None of these people are willing to play with them. Moreover, a large proportion of these people are also RMB players.

The company contacted a few people and got a unified answer: "Fuck off."

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Not to mention pvp, there are a total of 180 copies of "Bloodborne" alone, excluding hidden copies and those that are being updated; the planners are all bad guys who have enmity with players, and most players only have double digits in the number of copies cleared.Most advanced players have money and leisure, so they are not willing to be companions.

The professional accompanying play program has reached an impasse, but some RMB dads are already contacting the exclusive customer service, demanding that the service be launched immediately.

Just then, there was an incoming call from HR's mailbox.

"Wow, someone sent a resume!"

Name: Tan Yuan

Sex: Male

Date of birth: 2120.9

Game account: deijaodhedj111

Contact number: 135xxxxxxxxxx

HR: "?"

It was the first time he saw such an almost blank resume, and he wouldn't even glance at it in normal times.

HR quickly checked the level of the account, not only the old players who started the server, but also the overall rating is S-level, the number of copies is 167, and the pvp rank is 15.

"We have high play!!" HR said loudly.

The planners in the office next door were shocked and secretly whispered: "Don't they have balls?", "What kind of disease is this? Can it be cured?"

HR quickly broadcast the call.

"Hello, I'm the HR of Horse Horse Game Company. You meet our recruitment requirements very well. The interview time is at [-] pm, and the location is..."

"I'm not free." A cold boyish voice interrupted him, "I have class at two o'clock."

"So, three o'clock?"

"get out of class ends at six."

"..." HR looked at his date of birth, feeling that this person is a high school student.

"What about Saturday morning?"

"it is good."

The two chatted for a few more words, HR hung up the phone, another HR checked his account, and suddenly said: "This is the zero of the first district."

Zero is a very famous player in the early days of server opening. He has his ID in the history of various dungeons. After he became famous, he started a team and took the boss to brush weapons. He is considered a half-professional player. There have been several tearing incidents where the whole server eats melons.Later, for some reason, it stopped going online, and I heard that it was now recharged.

"He's a high school student, and he said he wanted to earn money during the winter vacation," HR clicked his tongue. "Kids these days are really active."

At six o'clock, the bell of Sihai Middle School rang.

Crowds gushed out from the gates, and flowed into every household at the speed of light. This was the last day of this semester, and after receiving their grades, everyone dispersed like a bird or beast.

"Tanyuan, this time is also No. 1 in the city entrance examination, you are so fierce~~"

Faced with Zheng Ye's flattery, Tan Yuan remained unmoved: "Copying homework is fine, but editing videos is not."

"Hmph, I knew you were the best."

vomit.

"speak English."

"Okay, what are your plans for the winter vacation?"

"as usual."

He didn't intend to say anything about playing with him.

No one else, because the horse company is a small workshop, and every once in a while there will be unspeakable sand sculpture incidents. If the game is not fun, it would have closed down long ago.

Just recruit a companion to play, it's like the emperor choosing a concubine, it's so intimidating, everyone will only think that he is a beautiful dealer and deals cards online.

Talking about wishing to be short of money.

Although the horse is a small workshop, the wages are very generous, and it is worthy of being a company nourished by RMB players.

Before that, Tan Yuan worked many part-time jobs.

Since entering the review stage, the school has a heavy workload. In order to maintain his grades and not affect his studies, many part-time jobs have stopped. He needs a relatively cost-effective job.

Playing with him is just one of his goals, and he may not really do it.Tan Yuan opened the APP to refresh the part-time job recruitment information in the same city, and was ready to ride a donkey to find a horse.

It's not just "Bloodborne" that has an accompanying service.Before sending his resume, he read some of the company's work history on the APP, and has basically understood the advantages and disadvantages of company.

Accompanying play, as the name suggests, is a person who plays games with customers.

The accompanying player in this post told his own story, and the summary in one sentence is "how do I coax the accompanying client into obedience and licking it clearly".

I also wrote [When I am playing with you, I might meet a bad customer, there are too many things, too many words and fluff], and I took it all away.

Due to his lack of relevant experience in the past, Tan Yuan also hesitated about the specific content of the job. He is not a particularly patient person, and if he encounters a client who is talkative and fluffy, he may have to fight.Moreover, the working hours are not fixed, and the customer has to go online as soon as he goes online. If the customer plays from [-] am to midnight, he also has to stay up all night together, which will definitely affect his study.

He scrolled down the post to the last line.

[Also, don't fall in love with clients.Do not ask me why. ]

Seeing this, Tan Yuan didn't take it seriously, anyway, he couldn't fall in love with the client.

At this time, the call from the horse company came in again.

"Do you know player Nina?"

"Girls? I don't know them." He replied.

"Oh, no accident, he is your target."

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