The princess and the lord are brothers and sisters

"Wu Yao, what should I do with my hair?"

Wu Yao looked at the concubine who was wearing men's clothes but still had a woman's hair bun, and said helplessly, "Let me find a girl who combs your hair for my humble servant."

Yang Yingjun was angry and funny: "Dude, don't be so pedantic, okay? Why don't you just help me tie a man's head? Why don't you waste time and energy looking for a girl who combs your hair?"

Wu Yao knelt down on one knee: "Your Majesty, forgive me, I really can't do it with a humble job."

Faced with such a piece of rotten wood, Yang Yingjun was also drunk.When he rolled his eyes, he glanced casually, and saw a few girls dressed in gorgeous clothes not far away, soliciting customers, Yang Yingjun instantly understood where it was, and hurriedly said to Wu Yao: "Hey, look over there, there are so many girls, Someone must have their hair tied, let's hurry over there."

When Wu Yao saw the place he was pointing at, he was taken aback, and hurriedly stood up to stop him: "Your Majesty! Absolutely not!"

"What's the matter? Oh, are you annoying? If you continue like this, you won't be able to go to the barracks in the dark!"

"Your Majesty!" Wu Yao led two horses, and chased Yang Yingjun hard, anxiously: "I can't go! There...there is a brothel!"

Unexpectedly, the princess was very calm: "I know! So what? Ann, I am treating you."

Wu Yao: "..."

No matter how Wu Yao tried to dissuade him, Yang Yingjun couldn't stop Yang Yingjun's desire to go to the brothel to take a peek.But as soon as he reached the entrance of the brothel, the girls who were soliciting business at the entrance stopped him.

"Hey, look at her, she is wearing a man's clothes, but she is wearing a woman's hair bun."

"Hehehe, do you think she is a man or a woman?"

"..."

Yang Yingjun raised one corner of his mouth, smiled evilly, strode forward, stopped a person's waist with one hand, and said in a low voice: "Baby, try it in a while, and you will know whether I am a man or a woman?" He leaned into the girls' ears and blew, making the girls "giggle" and laugh.

"..."

If he hadn't known that she was a princess, Wu Yao would have thought that she was a prodigal son.

"What are you doing?" The bustard came out with her big butt twisted, looked Yang Yingjun up and down, and said with a sneer, "I said girl, what are you doing here to tease our girl?"

"Woman?" The brothel girl who was molested happily by him pushed Yang Yingjun's hug away in surprise.

Yang Yingjun rubbed his fingers at Wu Yao behind him.

Wu Yao had no choice but to take out some bank notes and give them to him.Yang Yingjun held the 1000 tael bank note and slowly waved it in front of the old bustard: "I want the most skillful girl here, do you have any?"

The old bustard was indifferent, and said: "Our Manxiang Pavilion is not an ordinary place. Not everyone can come and enter whenever they want. If you have no one to recommend you, you will not be able to enter this door no matter how much money you have."

Yang Yingjun raised his eyebrows: "Oh, it's still a membership system, what a big deal."

"You two, please." After the old bustard finished speaking, she turned her head and left.

Yang Yingjun rolled his eyes, suddenly pointed to the sky and said, "Airplane!"

The girls at the door looked subconsciously, and Yang Yingjun took the opportunity to drag Wu Yao in.

Wu Yao was still very uncomfortable: "Mother... son, let's go!"

Yang Yingjun grabbed his shoulders, lowered him, and whispered in his ear: "Don't miss this opportunity, hurry up and see if you like it, brother please."

"..." Wu Yao resisted the urge to beat him, waved his hand away, and said, "If this gets out, it will be a death penalty!"

Before Yang Yingjun could speak, he heard the old bustard's sneer from behind him: "You don't eat the toast, you don't eat fine wine, the two of you are so trespassing, don't blame me for being unreasonable!"

Yang Yingjun turned around to look, I wiped, and there was a row of burly men standing behind the old bustard.

"It's really strange. There are brothels in the world that don't charge money, and there are bustards who don't accept customers. It's weird, very weird. If you don't let me in, I will go in anyway." Yang Yingjun chuckled, turned around and ran upstairs.

Wu Yao stood at the stairs and fought with those burly men.

Running to the second floor, Yang Yingjun turned his head to check Wu Yao's situation, and accidentally bumped his shoulder with the guest who just came out of the room.

"Isn't that right..." Yang Yingjun was about to apologize, but he was dumbfounded when he saw it.

The person who bumped into him was also dumbfounded.

Why is he here?

How can she be here?

The two stared at each other, Wu Yao had already caught up, and when he saw the person standing in front of Yang Yingjun, he was stunned: "Emperor..."

Shangguan Liuyun behind the emperor hurriedly winked at him: "Shut up!"

Wu Yao quickly closed his mouth and silently knelt down on one knee.

The burly men also came upstairs, and when they saw the emperor and Shangguan Liuyun, they stopped in their tracks.Shangguan Liuyun winked at them calmly, and they retreated downstairs silently.

After the shock, the emperor showed his usual elegant and charming smile, his phoenix eyes glowed with water, and he stared deeply at the dumbfounded Yang Yingjun: "What a coincidence."

"..." Yang Yingjun's first thought: Where in life do we not meet each other?The second thought: What the hell is going on in the world, that even the emperor wants to go to brothels?What about the three thousand beauties in the harem?Third thought: Damn!Not bringing Yang Meili out today is the biggest mistake in life!She should let her see the true face of her puppet bar!

Even though the mind is turning a thousand times, in the eyes of outsiders, the princess is still demented.

The emperor approached and lifted her chin with a folding fan: "However, return to the soul."

Yang Yingjun came back to his senses, waved his fan away, looked at "Jiang Junxiao" who had a cinnabar mole in front of him, and said, "Your...Your Majesty is really 'loving the people like a son, taking care of thousands of chickens every day'! I admire, admire .”

The emperor smiled and said: "However, don't misunderstand, the reason why Shangguan and I are here..."

"Hey," Yang Yingjun raised his hand to interrupt him, and said, "I'm not interested in knowing. You're old, what do you love? Don't do my business. Anyway, I'm going to enjoy it now, that's all."

The emperor grabbed his wrist, and a smile spread across his face: "Ran Er is not interested in knowing why I am here, but I am very curious what Ran Er is doing here."

"Why did I tell you!" Yang Yingjun shook his hand vigorously, but he couldn't shake off the hand that was holding him, so he could only say: "You let go so quickly! What exactly do you want?"

The emperor suddenly pulled Yang Yingjun into his arms, and whispered in his ear: "Since it was a mistake, then you and I are really destined. However, I miss you very much, I miss the smell on your body, I miss the sound you made when you were emotional..."

Yang Yingjun's face turned green: "I'll go to your uncle...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

The emperor covered his mouth and led him to the room with his half arms around him.Yang Yingjun was terrified. While struggling hard, he stared at Wu Yao for help.Wu Yao didn't expect that the matter would develop to such a point. After being surprised, he immediately chased after him: "Your...Young Master! Please stay behind!"

Shangguan Liuyun scolded: "Presumptuous! A mere guard dares to speak rudely!"

"The duty of the humble job is, please let my master go!"

Yang Yingjun almost burst into tears, he didn't expect Wu Yao to openly challenge the emperor because of him, he must increase his salary when he returns home, and find a way to lure him away from Yang Meili.

The emperor didn't even look at Wu Yao, and whispered in Yang Yingjun's ear: "Do you think he can save you?"

Yang Yingjun exhausted all his breastfeeding strength and writhed like a loach in the emperor's arms, but he still couldn't get rid of the pincer-like confinement.Suddenly, there was something on his thigh, how could Yang Yingjun, who is also a man, not know?The fine hairs all over his body stood up suddenly, and he stopped struggling immediately, and he didn't dare to move any more.

Noticing the sudden silence and stiffness of the person in his arms, the emperor smiled: "I just wanted to tease you. If you are obedient, you will be fine, but you want to light the fire. Tell me, what should we do now?"

Yang Yingjun yelled "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" and pointed to his hand covering his mouth, signaling him to let go.

The emperor really let go, but his body was still clinging to him, and the other arm was also wrapped around his waist.Yang Yingjun took a deep breath, suppressed stomach acid and anger, pretended to be calm and said: "Your Majesty, this is a brothel."

The emperor raised his eyebrows: "So?"

"If you burn yourself, there are hundreds of girls here who can help you. If you don't bring enough money, it's okay, I invite you! Is it okay?"

The emperor narrowed his eyes dangerously: "The princess is so generous."

"It's easy to say. Then, can you let go?"

"But what to do?"

Yang Yingjun had a bad feeling: "What should I do?"

The emperor leaned close to his ear, blowing lightly into his ear, his voice hoarse: "I... only want you, princess." After finishing speaking, he carried her on his shoulders, kicked open the door of the room and walked in. .

"My lord!" Yang Yingjun swears all the vulgar words that he has known all his life, in various languages, until his voice is hoarse, but the emperor is still indifferent.

Yang Yingjun didn't want to admit that he was really flustered and scared. He never thought that one day he would face the situation where he would be forced into the bow by a male bully. He would lose all face and shouted: "Wu Yao! Wu Yao! Help me—”

But Wu Yao asked Shangguan Liuyun to stop him outside, and now the two are fighting fiercely.

"How dare you call other men in front of me, let's see how I punish you later." The emperor patted her buttocks with considerable force.

Yang Yingjun was terrified, his fists rained down on the pervert's back, but it was like scratching his boots, the man didn't feel any pain at all.Yang Yingjun even wanted to yell: "I'm a man!"

Being thrown onto the bed, Yang Yingjun got up and said to the emperor who was looking at him with a half-smile: "Your Majesty! Big brother! Boss! Let's talk about something? You... What do you think is good for you? I But princess! You... are you going to force the prince to rebel?!"

The emperor pressed down on him bit by bit: "Your lord, didn't you already know about our relationship? You were supposed to be mine, but he begged your aunt, who is my queen mother, to ask the late emperor to marry you." , gave you to him."

Yang Yingjun used both hands and feet to support his chest, preventing him from pressing on him, and said: "No matter what happened at the beginning, anyway, we are married now, so we can't be happy with each other? Don't you just say you love me?" Ah, I'll spit on you and tell you!"

The emperor was startled: "Love?"

Er... what did you say wrong?No, what should it mean?It actually made him stop his beastly behavior.Yang Yingjun resisted the little joy rising in his heart, and tried his best to persuade him softly: "Yeah, haven't you heard a word? People who love each other may not be able to stay together. Er... I believe you and... You and I (vomit)...maybe really in love once, but that is all in the past. I am your younger brother and sister now, you can love me like you love your sister...love me (vomit)!" The big man can bend and stretch, Yang Handsome, hold back!Hold back!Just act like you are acting!

The expression on the emperor's face was very strange, as if he was stumped by something, anyway, Yang Yingjun couldn't see it through at all.