Profiteer Jia Amnesty [Red Mansion]
Chapter 18 I'm not manly!
Jia She felt that the new emperor was not a fool.
To be precise, not from childhood to adulthood.
Therefore, before Master Jia Dahuyou She came to fool you today, even though he had typed out the draft, he also succeeded in fooling his cousin who was also not easy to fool, he was still a little nervous, for fear that he would say something wrong.
But who would have thought that the starting point would be his own name?
Why can you figure out such a flaw? Can't you think that I am hungry during the day and eat extravagantly at night?But this is just a slander in his heart, after all, he still remembers what his father told him about "something that the monarch and his ministers know well".
So I pretended to be honest and replied: "I was originally born with supernatural powers, but I just didn't show it. As for being able to eat, in fact, it's not because my minister suddenly became able to eat, but because I enshrined a certain revered god. "
Yinzhen:"……"
Could he say that he looked at the boy with serious nonsense?
God?immortal?Can he believe it?
He... really has a little faith...
After all, Emperor Qianyuan was also a generation of emperors in his previous life. After his death, he neither went to the underworld nor slept peacefully in the Tailing Mausoleum. Instead, he went directly to this world. This made him, who believed in Buddhism in his previous life, even more reverent in his bones. .
As for the fact that he believed in Buddhism more in this life, why didn't he show it?
Firstly, he didn't want to make Buddhism stronger, and secondly, those eminent monks didn't have much ability, so that's all. If there were really some eminent monks who saw something, he felt that it was inappropriate, and he didn't say much about it.
He looked at Jia She deeply.Seeing him looking at me with the courage to look at him, even though he was nervous, his peach blossom eyes looked silly, and he couldn't help but feel a little subtle.
To be honest, I haven't seen this idiot in front of me for so many years. When I saw him suddenly, he was actually a little displeased.
Why is it not bluffing or shrinking?Didn't you show your true nature in front of me in the past?Is it true that I am the kind of person who waits without regard for friendship?Won't you pay... me?
He pursed his lips, not wanting to talk to Jia She.
After all, whether this stupid thing is telling the truth or not, when Li Shangxi is ready, it will be clear at a glance.
If it is true, it is natural to ask clearly.
If it is false...
He didn't think about it, but there was a slight frown between his brows.
Jia Amnesty didn't know what he was thinking, he was going to be scared out of his wits! ! ! ! !
Why is the new emperor staring at him all the time!
You should ask! ! !
Routine, routine!How can you not follow the routine! ! ! !
Jia Amnesty was very entangled, very entangled, so entangled...that his legs were about to go limp.
He even thought it would be better to let him kneel, after all, kneeling wouldn't show it, but what if he was made to stand and his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up?No, no, no, you can't be so cowardly!You are now a person with divine power!There are still a bunch of charms in the sleeves, you still have a space bag, and the huge animal skin is still there!There is also a fruit that can make a man have a baby, you will know if it works or not!
Thinking about it this way, he gained a bit more confidence. After all, he is not just a pure pretender, he still has real materials!
Seeing that the person in front of him was still as immovable as a mountain, he went all out and said: "If the emperor doesn't believe it, I have something to show the emperor."
"Oh?"
Oh what!Can't you just speak human words honestly?Jia She secretly gritted his teeth.
In fact, although he was a little nervous about the emperor in front of him, but for some reason, this feeling was a bit like being in front of his father, Jia Daishan, and his father-in-law. Thinking about it, it’s enough to just swing your legs softly.
He didn't say anything anymore, just waved his hand, and the huge animal skin in the interspatial bag appeared out of thin air.
Seriously, I have to praise this space bag!The kind that must be boasted!
Simply a must have at home!
This thing is controlled by consciousness, as long as it is bound to you, as long as you feel something in your heart, it will automatically trigger, retract and release the things near you, and release it out of thin air.
Originally it still had a shape, but after adding the hidden formation, it is a perfect match for pretending to be a magic stick!
That's why he said before that just put things outside, otherwise how could he show his ability?
After the animal skin appeared, did he feel that something was wrong?
Well, it doesn't seem to be, it's really not right!
As I said before, the real sleeping place for the emperor is actually not that big, at least about the size of Jia She's bedroom, plus a dragon bed that occupies a large area, here is a soft couch prepared for Yinzhen's escort , the tables and so on are arranged as usual, and there are two people standing in the room. In fact, there is not much space. When he put the things out, although he aimed for an empty space, when the things fell, he fell down and lay down. At Yinzhen's feet.
Looking at this scene, Yinzhen was really surprised!
He first gave way to the place, and then watched the animal skin fall down a lot again.
He has been proficient in riding and archery in his two lifetimes, and he was also guarded to hunt bears during autumn hunting, and he has seen tiger skins, but this huge animal skin is obviously neither.
He bent down to touch it, and felt that the animal skin was not rough like ordinary bears, wolves, and tigers, but soft and lustrous.
And the color of this animal skin is also very beautiful, it is bright yellow!
He looked carefully for a while but couldn't tell whether it was dyed afterward or it was congenital.
The animal skin that Jia Amnesty brought was actually not the one he had traded before, but he had asked the male fox temporarily to ask if there was any good-colored leather, but the male fox used him very enthusiastically. The table was replaced with this thing.
Although the fox said after receiving the item, all he wanted was the vase on Jia She's desk.
However, this animal skin is a little smaller than that day's. Considering the big price, it is not surprising that this one is so good and cheap.
Looking at Yinzhen's actions, Jia She felt that there was some drama: "This is a reward from the gods. The god accidentally lost his way and is currently living in the human world, and he is not in a hurry to leave for a while, so he plans to leave forever. Decades. So I asked Wei Chen to help collect something."
After Yinzhen finished listening, he turned around and took a look at him. This look lasted so long that Jia Shen's heart almost scratched his heart again——
Again!
It's always been like this!
It's like a gourd with a sawed mouth, eight sticks can't beat a fart!
"So, is this skill given to you by the gods?" Yinzhen asked.
In fact, his heart is more complicated and subtle than before.
Although he was sure that this stupid thing would not be aimless, if he dared to come here, it would be a gamble on the relationship between them, or he had real information, but when Li Shangxi told him this at first, he felt that there was both, But looking at it now, he...is not happy!
He couldn't tell if he was unhappy that there was such a high-ranking god in the world, affecting his status as emperor, or something else, in short, he was just unhappy!
But he is still a filial son, at least strictly speaking, the Supreme Emperor in this life really has nothing to do to him as a son, and he can't leave this old man aside.
Simply ask: "What do the things you asked me to prepare have anything to do with the Supreme Emperor?"
Of course it doesn't matter!
But isn't this killing two birds with one stone?Master Ben doesn't need to collect these fabrics secretly.You must know that although I also have a fabric shop, my master, I didn't pay attention when I traded with the fox before. Isn't the thing I gave you very good?
Although Yunjin gave less last time, the fox begged eagerly.
There are also those cotton cloths, although he made them from himself, there is nothing bad in Rongguo Mansion, plus satin...
So let's make a fortune along the way, and save his heart.
"That god gave me the ability to heal people, but every time I want to use it, I have to silently pray to the god to grant this ability in my heart, so I need some offerings." He looked carefully at Yinzhen's face With a pale face, he added another sentence: "Actually, food is okay, but the quantity is a bit too much. The emperor is always frugal, so he asked the imperial dining room to prepare for fear of making mistakes in his busy schedule, so he chose these."
What he said was grand, but Yinzhen couldn't hold back, and hummed in his heart!
Nice to say!
It's not that you are picky eaters, maybe you use something from your house to make that god happy, pouring the ecstasy soup one after another, I'm afraid that god will like the craftsmanship of my imperial chef, and you will come to beg me again when the time comes?
It's not really stupid, it actually opened up a little bit.
He thought so in his heart, but he didn't say anything.
Jia Amnesty waited for a while and saw that he didn't speak again, his heart was about to explode!
Nima! ! ! !
Will you die if you say something! ! ! !
The reaction is normal ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
Why did he think that such a cold and cold prince was more interesting and better than his younger brother, and he wanted to beg to be half a younger brother?
What can the emperor do if he doesn't give face?Jia Amnesty could only do his best to chatter and find topics, and then said to the skin below: "Actually, that god is also rewarded from time to time, and this skin is one of the best two. The fruit that makes people have children, as long as the husband and wife dunlun eat it, it will work."
After speaking, he was afraid of glancing at Yinzhen, thinking that this man has not expanded the harem since he succeeded to the throne, and now there are only three princes in the harem, so he is really weak, so he said meaningfully: "The man eats the fruit." You can conceive, there will be no problems at all!"
Yinzhen:"……"
He just thought that the original rebellion and arrogance of this stupid thing had been worn down a lot in the past few years, and he still felt a little uncomfortable, but what did he hear just now?
Man, have a baby?Still looking at him that way?
Is this a hint to give him a baby?
I knew it!
This stupid thing like Jia Amnesty just admires me!But I never expected that he would fall in love with me to such an extent that he actually asked that god for a fruit that would allow a man to have children. This is...
No!
I am not manly!
Even if Jia Enhou is the most beautiful person I have ever seen in two lifetimes!
The author has something to say:
# # #
Jia Amnesty: Your Majesty, Your Majesty, with this thing, you will surpass the Supreme Emperor and have countless heirs!
Jia Enhou: Think about it, one shot is one hit, no one will refuse you with this chance!If you are willing, all the three thousand in the harem will have a cub, and you can't afford to keep them, and you can live forever!
General Jia: No, I seem to have forgotten that this thing can only make women have children, but it may not be able to enhance sexual performance. No, next time I will ask the male fox if he has this medicine. If so... Hehehe, With the emperor's endorsement, it's a good deal!
To be precise, not from childhood to adulthood.
Therefore, before Master Jia Dahuyou She came to fool you today, even though he had typed out the draft, he also succeeded in fooling his cousin who was also not easy to fool, he was still a little nervous, for fear that he would say something wrong.
But who would have thought that the starting point would be his own name?
Why can you figure out such a flaw? Can't you think that I am hungry during the day and eat extravagantly at night?But this is just a slander in his heart, after all, he still remembers what his father told him about "something that the monarch and his ministers know well".
So I pretended to be honest and replied: "I was originally born with supernatural powers, but I just didn't show it. As for being able to eat, in fact, it's not because my minister suddenly became able to eat, but because I enshrined a certain revered god. "
Yinzhen:"……"
Could he say that he looked at the boy with serious nonsense?
God?immortal?Can he believe it?
He... really has a little faith...
After all, Emperor Qianyuan was also a generation of emperors in his previous life. After his death, he neither went to the underworld nor slept peacefully in the Tailing Mausoleum. Instead, he went directly to this world. This made him, who believed in Buddhism in his previous life, even more reverent in his bones. .
As for the fact that he believed in Buddhism more in this life, why didn't he show it?
Firstly, he didn't want to make Buddhism stronger, and secondly, those eminent monks didn't have much ability, so that's all. If there were really some eminent monks who saw something, he felt that it was inappropriate, and he didn't say much about it.
He looked at Jia She deeply.Seeing him looking at me with the courage to look at him, even though he was nervous, his peach blossom eyes looked silly, and he couldn't help but feel a little subtle.
To be honest, I haven't seen this idiot in front of me for so many years. When I saw him suddenly, he was actually a little displeased.
Why is it not bluffing or shrinking?Didn't you show your true nature in front of me in the past?Is it true that I am the kind of person who waits without regard for friendship?Won't you pay... me?
He pursed his lips, not wanting to talk to Jia She.
After all, whether this stupid thing is telling the truth or not, when Li Shangxi is ready, it will be clear at a glance.
If it is true, it is natural to ask clearly.
If it is false...
He didn't think about it, but there was a slight frown between his brows.
Jia Amnesty didn't know what he was thinking, he was going to be scared out of his wits! ! ! ! !
Why is the new emperor staring at him all the time!
You should ask! ! !
Routine, routine!How can you not follow the routine! ! ! !
Jia Amnesty was very entangled, very entangled, so entangled...that his legs were about to go limp.
He even thought it would be better to let him kneel, after all, kneeling wouldn't show it, but what if he was made to stand and his legs were so weak that he couldn't stand up?No, no, no, you can't be so cowardly!You are now a person with divine power!There are still a bunch of charms in the sleeves, you still have a space bag, and the huge animal skin is still there!There is also a fruit that can make a man have a baby, you will know if it works or not!
Thinking about it this way, he gained a bit more confidence. After all, he is not just a pure pretender, he still has real materials!
Seeing that the person in front of him was still as immovable as a mountain, he went all out and said: "If the emperor doesn't believe it, I have something to show the emperor."
"Oh?"
Oh what!Can't you just speak human words honestly?Jia She secretly gritted his teeth.
In fact, although he was a little nervous about the emperor in front of him, but for some reason, this feeling was a bit like being in front of his father, Jia Daishan, and his father-in-law. Thinking about it, it’s enough to just swing your legs softly.
He didn't say anything anymore, just waved his hand, and the huge animal skin in the interspatial bag appeared out of thin air.
Seriously, I have to praise this space bag!The kind that must be boasted!
Simply a must have at home!
This thing is controlled by consciousness, as long as it is bound to you, as long as you feel something in your heart, it will automatically trigger, retract and release the things near you, and release it out of thin air.
Originally it still had a shape, but after adding the hidden formation, it is a perfect match for pretending to be a magic stick!
That's why he said before that just put things outside, otherwise how could he show his ability?
After the animal skin appeared, did he feel that something was wrong?
Well, it doesn't seem to be, it's really not right!
As I said before, the real sleeping place for the emperor is actually not that big, at least about the size of Jia She's bedroom, plus a dragon bed that occupies a large area, here is a soft couch prepared for Yinzhen's escort , the tables and so on are arranged as usual, and there are two people standing in the room. In fact, there is not much space. When he put the things out, although he aimed for an empty space, when the things fell, he fell down and lay down. At Yinzhen's feet.
Looking at this scene, Yinzhen was really surprised!
He first gave way to the place, and then watched the animal skin fall down a lot again.
He has been proficient in riding and archery in his two lifetimes, and he was also guarded to hunt bears during autumn hunting, and he has seen tiger skins, but this huge animal skin is obviously neither.
He bent down to touch it, and felt that the animal skin was not rough like ordinary bears, wolves, and tigers, but soft and lustrous.
And the color of this animal skin is also very beautiful, it is bright yellow!
He looked carefully for a while but couldn't tell whether it was dyed afterward or it was congenital.
The animal skin that Jia Amnesty brought was actually not the one he had traded before, but he had asked the male fox temporarily to ask if there was any good-colored leather, but the male fox used him very enthusiastically. The table was replaced with this thing.
Although the fox said after receiving the item, all he wanted was the vase on Jia She's desk.
However, this animal skin is a little smaller than that day's. Considering the big price, it is not surprising that this one is so good and cheap.
Looking at Yinzhen's actions, Jia She felt that there was some drama: "This is a reward from the gods. The god accidentally lost his way and is currently living in the human world, and he is not in a hurry to leave for a while, so he plans to leave forever. Decades. So I asked Wei Chen to help collect something."
After Yinzhen finished listening, he turned around and took a look at him. This look lasted so long that Jia Shen's heart almost scratched his heart again——
Again!
It's always been like this!
It's like a gourd with a sawed mouth, eight sticks can't beat a fart!
"So, is this skill given to you by the gods?" Yinzhen asked.
In fact, his heart is more complicated and subtle than before.
Although he was sure that this stupid thing would not be aimless, if he dared to come here, it would be a gamble on the relationship between them, or he had real information, but when Li Shangxi told him this at first, he felt that there was both, But looking at it now, he...is not happy!
He couldn't tell if he was unhappy that there was such a high-ranking god in the world, affecting his status as emperor, or something else, in short, he was just unhappy!
But he is still a filial son, at least strictly speaking, the Supreme Emperor in this life really has nothing to do to him as a son, and he can't leave this old man aside.
Simply ask: "What do the things you asked me to prepare have anything to do with the Supreme Emperor?"
Of course it doesn't matter!
But isn't this killing two birds with one stone?Master Ben doesn't need to collect these fabrics secretly.You must know that although I also have a fabric shop, my master, I didn't pay attention when I traded with the fox before. Isn't the thing I gave you very good?
Although Yunjin gave less last time, the fox begged eagerly.
There are also those cotton cloths, although he made them from himself, there is nothing bad in Rongguo Mansion, plus satin...
So let's make a fortune along the way, and save his heart.
"That god gave me the ability to heal people, but every time I want to use it, I have to silently pray to the god to grant this ability in my heart, so I need some offerings." He looked carefully at Yinzhen's face With a pale face, he added another sentence: "Actually, food is okay, but the quantity is a bit too much. The emperor is always frugal, so he asked the imperial dining room to prepare for fear of making mistakes in his busy schedule, so he chose these."
What he said was grand, but Yinzhen couldn't hold back, and hummed in his heart!
Nice to say!
It's not that you are picky eaters, maybe you use something from your house to make that god happy, pouring the ecstasy soup one after another, I'm afraid that god will like the craftsmanship of my imperial chef, and you will come to beg me again when the time comes?
It's not really stupid, it actually opened up a little bit.
He thought so in his heart, but he didn't say anything.
Jia Amnesty waited for a while and saw that he didn't speak again, his heart was about to explode!
Nima! ! ! !
Will you die if you say something! ! ! !
The reaction is normal ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
Why did he think that such a cold and cold prince was more interesting and better than his younger brother, and he wanted to beg to be half a younger brother?
What can the emperor do if he doesn't give face?Jia Amnesty could only do his best to chatter and find topics, and then said to the skin below: "Actually, that god is also rewarded from time to time, and this skin is one of the best two. The fruit that makes people have children, as long as the husband and wife dunlun eat it, it will work."
After speaking, he was afraid of glancing at Yinzhen, thinking that this man has not expanded the harem since he succeeded to the throne, and now there are only three princes in the harem, so he is really weak, so he said meaningfully: "The man eats the fruit." You can conceive, there will be no problems at all!"
Yinzhen:"……"
He just thought that the original rebellion and arrogance of this stupid thing had been worn down a lot in the past few years, and he still felt a little uncomfortable, but what did he hear just now?
Man, have a baby?Still looking at him that way?
Is this a hint to give him a baby?
I knew it!
This stupid thing like Jia Amnesty just admires me!But I never expected that he would fall in love with me to such an extent that he actually asked that god for a fruit that would allow a man to have children. This is...
No!
I am not manly!
Even if Jia Enhou is the most beautiful person I have ever seen in two lifetimes!
The author has something to say:
# # #
Jia Amnesty: Your Majesty, Your Majesty, with this thing, you will surpass the Supreme Emperor and have countless heirs!
Jia Enhou: Think about it, one shot is one hit, no one will refuse you with this chance!If you are willing, all the three thousand in the harem will have a cub, and you can't afford to keep them, and you can live forever!
General Jia: No, I seem to have forgotten that this thing can only make women have children, but it may not be able to enhance sexual performance. No, next time I will ask the male fox if he has this medicine. If so... Hehehe, With the emperor's endorsement, it's a good deal!
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