The day when the merman sang live

When Lu Nian came out after changing his clothes, Zhu Ye was posting a recruitment notice online.

After the basic classification of the materials was completed, Hai Gui stamped the application form with a stamp in his arms. When he saw Lu Nian coming out, he couldn't help laughing: "Congratulations."

Lu Nian subconsciously said thank you, his head was muddled: Congratulations, what are you congratulating?

Before he could figure it out, Hai Turtle handed over a stamp and asked Lu Nian to stamp it while reviewing it.Lu Nian took the seal, went to sit next to the turtle, but kept looking at Zhu Ye.

Zhu Ye is good-looking, Lu Nian has always known.But now even Lu Nian himself can't explain why, he always feels that Zhu Ye looks better today than yesterday.

Sensing Lu Nian's gaze, Zhu Ye stopped what he was doing and turned to look this way.Lu Nian immediately lowered his head and covered his face as if he had been caught doing something bad, pretending that he was busy.

Hai Gui didn't notice the relationship between the two of them. He just glanced at Lu Nian, then shook his head and sighed anxiously, "Oh, Mr. Lu, I asked you to stamp the application form. How did you get it?"

"Ah?" Lu Nian was full of thoughts and was concentrating on things.Leng Buding was startled when he heard the turtle's words, his hands shook, and he almost covered the turtle's face with the seal.

Looking down at his hand, isn't it stamped with several seals?

Sea Turtle sighed and gave Lu Nian a wet wipe. Lu Nian couldn't help but look at Zhu Ye's reaction while saying thank you.The other party was looking at the computer screen, as if he didn't notice the situation here at all.After making sure that his embarrassment had not been discovered, Lu Nian let out a long sigh of relief.

Lu Nian, who was busy wiping his hands, didn't notice at all that the corners of Zhu Ye's mouth curled up secretly at the computer desk...

Yaoguan has accumulated too much business, and it would take a long time for the three of them to deal with it.

Strictly speaking, the incident where the merman became a spirit without knowing their rights has something to do with the Demon Management Office.If the staff of the demon management office could tell the mermen thoughtfully and meticulously about the changes after they became spirits, then many problems might not have happened at all.

It's just that the ideal is full and the reality is very skinny.

The premise of providing thoughtful and meticulous service is sufficient manpower.Because of salary issues, in recent years, fewer and fewer people are willing to work in demon management offices.No one wants to spend a long time working in this kind of low-paying service industry. There are really very few people who are as conscientious as sea turtles and keep their jobs.

This time Zhu Ye came back to the Demon Management Office specifically to improve the efficiency of the Demon Realm.

To be honest, Phoenix is ​​unreliable, and Zhu Ye is somewhat psychologically prepared.But leaving the turtle here and completely disappearing is a bit too much.

Now is not the time to pursue responsibility, the top priority is to quickly recruit people to deal with the business that has been accumulated for a long time.

As soon as the recruitment notice for the office of the Demon Management Office was issued, Hai Turtle quickly mobilized the demon friends in his circle of friends to help forward it.

It's just that everyone's enthusiasm for this kind of thankless work is obviously not high.

Seeing that he was obviously active but few people responded to his circle of friends, Hai Turtle couldn't help sighing, frowning for a while.

At any rate, Lu Nian has experienced various marketing activities in the human world, so he has done some research on how to stimulate the enthusiasm of the masses to retweet.

He walked up to the turtle and offered advice.Reposting the lottery is actually the most reliable, but the Demon Management Office is very poor now, and the only valuable thing that can be used is the thousand chickens raised by the returnees.

Those chickens were about the same size as the one Lu Nian ate. It was almost as if the turtle mentioned the chicken, and Lu Nian swallowed subconsciously.After seeking Zhu Ye's opinion, Lu Nian gave Hai Turtle an idea.

"This... can it work?" The turtle was dubious.

Lu Nian urged him, "Just try it, and you won't suffer."

"Okay!" After understanding this point, Hai Turtle no longer struggled. Anyway, it was just a matter of posting on Moments, and at worst, he would do it himself.

When Sea Turtle sent out its last status, everyone basically pretended to be dead, not even a polite like.But after the second status was posted, Sea Turtle's circle of friends immediately seemed to be alive.

@lobsterjing: Brother Sea Turtle, is it true that if you sign up, please eat chicken stewed mushrooms?Is it okay to go without an interview?

@crabjing: It doesn’t cost money to sign up, and you can still have a meal. I sign up.And, is there anything to eat in the circle of friends?Let's go eat chicken together at noon today.

@深海里非常长的小喜剧: I want to sign up, I want to eat meat!

......

Looking at this group of monster friends who succumbed to the chicken, Hai Turtle couldn't understand why.Lu Nian Xiaobian explained: "This is a marketing strategy. Anyway, it doesn't cost money, so everyone will want to try their luck and join in the fun."

The turtles listened to what Lu Nian said one by one, remembering to come first, thinking of saving it for later use.This person should come quite a lot, but after he comes and eats, he pats his ass and leaves, isn't that all work for nothing?

If you want to retain people, it is absolutely impossible to rely on feelings and majesty alone.

The matter of keeping people still depends on the salary.

If Lu Nian could figure it out, Zhu Ye naturally knew it too.After receiving Lu Nian's signal, Zhu Ye re-wrote the recruitment notice and raised the salary again——

For example, if you complete a certain amount of work, you can take a vacation.

Staff have the priority to go to the human world after resignation.

If you get married and have children during the working period, you will be given statutory holidays and double salary every month...

Everyone works to make money in order to have a better and more comfortable environment.Previously, he refused to come to the Demon Management Office for an interview because the benefits were too poor.But now that the rules have been changed, not only the salary has been increased, but also holidays and the right to go to the human world with priority.With such a good treatment, you can still be regarded as half a civil servant in the demon world, how can you think of it as decent.

There are quite a few monsters who signed up for the new treatment. Sea Turtle didn't expect this kind of situation at all, and his face was full of joy.

The transportation in the demon world is extremely convenient, and many monsters themselves use part-time transportation.From home to the demon management office, it is a matter of minutes.

Soon, the recruitment fair for public officials of the Guanyao Management Office kicked off.

The monsters who come to interview are of various types and complete in variety.Everything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the water.

Sea Turtle received the organization to sign in at the door, and Lu Nian was in charge of sorting out candidates' materials in the middle.And Zhu Ye was in charge of the final interview.

"Hi sir, I'm here to apply for the job." The voice was ethereal, as if it came from a distant place.Lu Nian raised his head and looked online following the voice.Lao Gao looked up and saw the applicant's head.

It was a gigantic dinosaur, with strong legs and short arms, almost as tall as the office of the demon administration.

Looking at it this way, the dinosaur didn't seem to be here for an interview, but more like a demolition office.

laugh......

Thinking of this, Lu Nian almost choked on his own thoughts.He stood on tiptoe and handed the dinosaur the interview form.

"Sir, I can't see..." I got the form, but the dinosaur has a long neck, a big belly, and short hands. No matter how hard I try to lower my head, I can't see how to fill out this form.

Lu Nian felt a little headache. He pointed to the door and measured the dinosaur spirit again: "Sir, even if you fill out the form like this, you can't get in. Why can't you change into a human form?"

"Ah? Oh, yes." Only then did the dinosaur realize that he could transform into a human form. In a blink of an eye, the huge dinosaur's waist changed into a muscular man with eight-pack abs.

He said thank you to Lu Nian, and the tall man blushed when he looked into Lu Nian's eyes: "Sir, my cousin has filled it out. And, you are so pretty..."

The compliment came so suddenly, Lu Nian couldn't help laughing, checked the dinosaur's information and pointed inside: "Okay, you can go in for the interview with the form."

"Sir, save me quickly!" came a small voice, full of urgency.

Lu Nian looked around, but couldn't find anyone who spoke.Just as he was wondering if he heard it wrong, the voice came again: "Help, sir, I'm about to be blown away by the wind..."

"...So you tell me where you are?"

"I'm under the table..."

Lu Nian lowered his head and didn't see anything, so he simply squatted down.After taking a closer look, I found that there was a black spot on the table leg: "Are you a sesame seed?"

"Sir, I'm not sesame, I'm an ant!" The little ant hugged the legs of the table for fear that he would be blown away by the wind. He shook his tentacles and whispered, "The wind is too strong. If you don't help me, sir, I will kill you." It was blown away!"

Lu Nian stretched out his hand, let the little ant get into his hand, and half clenched his fist to block him from the wind.When I put the little ants on the table to fill in the information, the problem came again.

The little ant struggled to pick up the pen, wobbled, wobbled, and finally failed to support it, being pressed down by the pen holder: "Ouch..."

Lu Nian quickly picked up the pen and rescued the little ant: "Mr. Ant, why don't you transform into a human form?"

"That's right." The little ant was very happy when he heard that, and lay down on the table and exerted himself.Not long after, there was a bang, and Lu Nian's eyes went dark——

Where there is a small ant on the table, it is a strong guy curled up on it.The muscles are even more exaggerated than the dinosaurs just now, because the body is too huge, and the hands and feet are all outside the table.

The tables and chairs that have been in disrepair carry strong ants, which are crumbling, like ants who have just come to carry a pen.The table was babbling, obviously it was about to weigh the weight.

Lu Nian hurriedly stretched out his hand to push the ant and asked him to stand on the ground and fill out the form...

Most of the monsters who came here were in suits and leather shoes, and even the ants did not forget to wear their beautiful little bow ties.But for some reason, they all came here as prototypes.It was only after Lu Nian reminded him that he could become a prototype.

Probably because they have lived in the demon world for too long, and everyone has forgotten that they can live in human form.

After a tense and orderly interview, Lu Nian finally selected three monsters to stay in the Monster Management Office.In addition to the dinosaur essence and ant essence, there is also a house essence.

Unlike the previous two muscular colleagues, the house is tall and thin, looking clean and white.He doesn't talk much, but loves to laugh.

After the interview, Sea Turtle began to kill chickens to entertain the monsters who came for the interview as agreed.Everyone looked at the chickens in the backyard, rubbed their hands secretly, and killed two turtles when they saw them. They couldn't help but suggest: there are so many people, should there be two more?

"Chicken soup is also very delicious." The turtle shook his head firmly, raised his hand and pushed up his glasses and continued to pluck the chicken feathers——

#I want to eat other people’s chickens, so I can’t let other people’s chickens take a holiday and live a few more summers, humming╭(╯^╰)╮#