The day when the merman sang live
Chapter 44 Dangerous Situation
Zhu Ye rushed out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, and immediately saw Lu Nian who had recovered and stood by the window.
The impact of the house was still going on, Zhu Ye frowned and asked, "What happened?"
Lu Nian tied a bath towel in one hand, wrapping his important parts.Pulling the curtain with one hand and looking out, his tone was flat: "There is an idiot hitting the building."
Zhu Ye stepped forward and opened the curtain directly, just in time to see a huge shadow coming towards the house.
"Boom!" The villa collided with the monster's body, making a loud noise.Although the quality of the houses in the high-end villa group is quite good, there is no need to worry about collapse for the time being.But the sky has gradually brightened, and such a big movement can easily attract the attention of human beings.In that case, it will be troublesome.
After the monster hit this wave, it moved its fat body and slowly moved back, preparing to increase the impact.It was only when it retreated five meters away that Zhu Ye could clearly see what it looked like——
With a bulging body and smooth skin, two fish fins are set up like an inflated balloon, shaking the body and preparing to hit another wave.
Zhu Ye pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Lu Nian: "Do you know this puffer fish?"
Lu Nian shook his head, expressing that he didn't know this balloon-like creature: "I live in the deep sea, and he lives in the shallow sea and the junction, how could I know him?"
Regardless of whether Lu Nian recognizes it or not, the top priority is to get rid of this puffer fish first.If you hit it like this again, something will happen.
It must be too late for others to deal with it. Zhu Ye fastened his bathrobe and motioned for Lu Nian to get out of the way. He stretched out his hand to open the window, and then jumped out.
A gust of cool wind hit Lu Nian, but Lu Nian didn't care at all.He stood by the window and leaned out, wanting to see how Zhu Ye would deal with the puffer fish.I thought there would be a fierce battle, but in fact, Fugu, who was eager to try to crash into the house, was dumbfounded the moment he saw Zhu Ye.After reacting for a few seconds, the puffer subconsciously turned around and wanted to run.
Naturally, the puffer fish as big as a truck couldn't go anywhere quickly, and no one could clearly see how Zhu Ye made his move.Lu Nian felt a flash before his eyes, and saw a huge fireball heading straight for the puffer fish.
The puffer fish didn't know whether it didn't react or was frightened. It flicked its tail and opened its mouth in an attempt to escape, but it was stuck in the green belt.It doesn't matter if it doesn't open its mouth. When it opens its mouth, the fireball just happens to be swallowed by him.
In a moment of panic, the oversized puffer fish disappeared with the naked eye.Lu Nian was just feeling the novelty, and when he wanted to find out, Zhu Ye patted the snow on his body and rang the doorbell gracefully.
"Such a big puffer fish, why did it burn out in one go? It's better to keep it for eating..." As soon as Lu Nian opened the door, he raised his hand to brush the snow off Zhu Ye's shoulders, and couldn't help complaining, really, just now I can smell the smell of grilled fish.
"It's not burning, I still have something to ask him." Zhu Ye spread out his hand, and there was a miniature pufferfish lying on it.Its eyes were closed tightly, motionless as it lifted the corpse.
Lu Nian stretched out his hand to poke the belly of the puffer fish, looked up at Zhu Ye, curled his lips and said, "Dead?"
"Have you ever seen a dead fish with its eyes closed?"
Dead fish can't close their eyes, but can live fish?
No, do fish have eyelids?Lu Nian was full of this strange question, Zhu Ye sneered when he saw this, threw the puffer fish into the vegetable sink, turned on the faucet and immediately rushed: "Then it will be boiling water."
The puffer fish shuddered violently, opened its eyes and trembled: "Sir, I am legally a spirit, I cannot use boiling water, or the fish will die."
"Who sent you here?"
Puffer fish was startled, pretending to be confused: "I don't understand what sir is talking about. If it's about hitting a building today, then I have to apologize. No one sent me, I just want to rub my skin... "
"Brother Ye, the water in the water heater is turned on. The fugu needs to be boiled for soup or boiled, or can it be cooked directly as raw fish?"
This is, do you want to eat your own?
The body of the puffer fish swelled instantly, and its bulging body moved, spitting bubbles out of its mouth and hurriedly stopped it: "Sir, sir, look at me, I am so small, it is not enough for you to put between your teeth... yes By the way, I'm still poisonous, especially poisonous..."
Before Zhu Ye could speak, Lu Nian sighed from behind him, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, and glanced at the body of the puffer fish, as if shaking for real: "I've been eating fish for so many years, and it's completely useless to deal with a puffer fish." Problem. Their poison is in the blood and internal organs, as long as they are carefully cut out when they dissect their stomachs..."
"Not good, not good!" Fugu's body swelled even bigger, like a small ball, and Lu Nian glanced at Lu Nian with his small eyes, then hurriedly looked at Zhu Ye.Zhu Ye didn't move but just looked at it leisurely.With a flash of inspiration, Fugu blurted out, "Sir, don't you want to know who is behind me?"
"Oh?" Zhu Ye was silent for a while, looking at the puffer fish with a half-smile, with a look of disapproval, "But you just said that it was your skin itching..."
"Sir, I was wrong! I shouldn't have lied, I just...I just..." The puffer fish rolled awkwardly, trying to prop up its belly, trying to make itself appear Be more sincere, "Sir, that person is really powerful. My family's worth and lives are in his hands. There is nothing I can do..."
According to Fugu himself, he originally lived at the mouth of the Yangtze River.The soil and water are fertile and rich in nutrients.Puffer fish have lived there since they were born, and have lived there for more than 200 years.After finally getting the license to become a spirit and being able to transform into a human form, the whole family migrated and came to the human world to break through.
But apart from being angry, they basically have no special skills.The puffer fish transformed into a human form looks like a chubby fat man every day. Nowadays, human recruitment is based on appearance, and even brick-moving people are based on their figure.Just when the pufferfish was desperate, a mysterious man appeared——
"He said that as long as I do things for him, he will protect us from worrying about food and clothing, wealth and glory... If you don't obey, he will make us fresh... I can't help it... ...."
"Who is he?"
"I do not know either."
"You should know what it looks like, right?"
"He, he has two heads," the puffer fish rolled its eyes, as if trying hard to remember, "he still has four arms, three legs..."
What the puffer fish said was obviously an ugly monster.Lu Nian was not interested, so he yawned and went back to his room first.Not long after, Zhu Ye also entered the bedroom.Lu Nian was sitting on the sofa with a loose bath towel around his waist. Looking up, he had well-defined six-pack abs, and looking down, he saw straight and slender legs.
Zhu Ye's eyes only stayed on it for a while, then he looked away calmly.Lu Nian leaned forward with a lazy expression, "Where's the puffer fish?"
"Still in the kitchen."
"Did he say why he came to hit my house?"
Zhu Ye's face changed slightly, and he said solemnly: "To catch you. He said that a guy asked him to catch you..."
"Hey! I'm curious, who would let such an idiot come and catch me." Thinking of the puffer fish that was stupidly crashing into the house, Lu Nian couldn't help laughing, "That puffer fish must have been soaked in the water for a long time. It doesn’t work well in the water hahaha..."
Zhu Ye raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Nian, thinking as if you haven't lived in the water for a long time.It's about Lu Nian's personal safety, so don't be careless.Zhu Ye asked Lu Nian if he had any enemies, but Lu Nian shook his head without thinking.
They live in the deep sea, and after landing, they are busy rushing to make announcements. Not to mention they have become enemies with monsters, they even have very few opportunities to contact monsters.
"Then after you went ashore, did you encounter any weird things or people who threatened you?"
"No..." Lu Nian was about to shake his head, but his expression darkened suddenly, and his brows were slightly frowned, "No, there should be."
That time when Lao Zhang and Xia Pipi drove them home from the company, a suspicious-looking commercial vehicle followed them and almost caused accidents several times.At the time, I thought it might be Yuji, but now that I think about it, something is wrong.One was that Lu Nian was not very popular at the time, and there were people who wanted to interview him, but there were none who wentssip.Also, it's fine for the reporter to secretly take pictures. Is it necessary to do such a dangerous move?
"It's really not right." After hearing Lu Nian's words, Zhu Ye's expression became serious.
"That puffer fish must know more than that, no, I have to ask him...why are you dragging me?" Lu Nian was about to rush to the kitchen when Zhu Ye grabbed his wrist and blocked him. way to go.
Zhu Ye shook his head lightly, and patiently explained: "It won't tell the truth, and besides, it's not in the kitchen right now."
"Didn't you just say you were in the kitchen?"
"It was indeed there just now, but it should be gone by now."
When Lu Nian went to the kitchen, he saw that the drain from the sink had been removed.Presumably the puffer fish moved the sewer filter plug and jumped in while no one was around.
"How do I feel, you knew it would escape?"
Zhu Ye smiled, thinking that the child's IQ had improved significantly after drinking alcohol: "I let him go on purpose..." Seeing Lu Nian's puzzled face, Zhu Ye explained in a calm manner Said, "This puffer fish is not that stupid yet, I'm sure it won't tell the truth. Instead of listening to its lies here, it's better to give it a chance and let it go back and pass a message to that person."
Lu Nian raised his eyebrows: "What message?"
"Let him tell that person that you are with me now." Zhu Ye's voice was cold, and when he met Lu Nian's gaze, his voice softened again, he pursed his lips, and continued, "He wants to If you want to move you, you have to weigh it, how much you own."
The impact of the house was still going on, Zhu Ye frowned and asked, "What happened?"
Lu Nian tied a bath towel in one hand, wrapping his important parts.Pulling the curtain with one hand and looking out, his tone was flat: "There is an idiot hitting the building."
Zhu Ye stepped forward and opened the curtain directly, just in time to see a huge shadow coming towards the house.
"Boom!" The villa collided with the monster's body, making a loud noise.Although the quality of the houses in the high-end villa group is quite good, there is no need to worry about collapse for the time being.But the sky has gradually brightened, and such a big movement can easily attract the attention of human beings.In that case, it will be troublesome.
After the monster hit this wave, it moved its fat body and slowly moved back, preparing to increase the impact.It was only when it retreated five meters away that Zhu Ye could clearly see what it looked like——
With a bulging body and smooth skin, two fish fins are set up like an inflated balloon, shaking the body and preparing to hit another wave.
Zhu Ye pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Lu Nian: "Do you know this puffer fish?"
Lu Nian shook his head, expressing that he didn't know this balloon-like creature: "I live in the deep sea, and he lives in the shallow sea and the junction, how could I know him?"
Regardless of whether Lu Nian recognizes it or not, the top priority is to get rid of this puffer fish first.If you hit it like this again, something will happen.
It must be too late for others to deal with it. Zhu Ye fastened his bathrobe and motioned for Lu Nian to get out of the way. He stretched out his hand to open the window, and then jumped out.
A gust of cool wind hit Lu Nian, but Lu Nian didn't care at all.He stood by the window and leaned out, wanting to see how Zhu Ye would deal with the puffer fish.I thought there would be a fierce battle, but in fact, Fugu, who was eager to try to crash into the house, was dumbfounded the moment he saw Zhu Ye.After reacting for a few seconds, the puffer subconsciously turned around and wanted to run.
Naturally, the puffer fish as big as a truck couldn't go anywhere quickly, and no one could clearly see how Zhu Ye made his move.Lu Nian felt a flash before his eyes, and saw a huge fireball heading straight for the puffer fish.
The puffer fish didn't know whether it didn't react or was frightened. It flicked its tail and opened its mouth in an attempt to escape, but it was stuck in the green belt.It doesn't matter if it doesn't open its mouth. When it opens its mouth, the fireball just happens to be swallowed by him.
In a moment of panic, the oversized puffer fish disappeared with the naked eye.Lu Nian was just feeling the novelty, and when he wanted to find out, Zhu Ye patted the snow on his body and rang the doorbell gracefully.
"Such a big puffer fish, why did it burn out in one go? It's better to keep it for eating..." As soon as Lu Nian opened the door, he raised his hand to brush the snow off Zhu Ye's shoulders, and couldn't help complaining, really, just now I can smell the smell of grilled fish.
"It's not burning, I still have something to ask him." Zhu Ye spread out his hand, and there was a miniature pufferfish lying on it.Its eyes were closed tightly, motionless as it lifted the corpse.
Lu Nian stretched out his hand to poke the belly of the puffer fish, looked up at Zhu Ye, curled his lips and said, "Dead?"
"Have you ever seen a dead fish with its eyes closed?"
Dead fish can't close their eyes, but can live fish?
No, do fish have eyelids?Lu Nian was full of this strange question, Zhu Ye sneered when he saw this, threw the puffer fish into the vegetable sink, turned on the faucet and immediately rushed: "Then it will be boiling water."
The puffer fish shuddered violently, opened its eyes and trembled: "Sir, I am legally a spirit, I cannot use boiling water, or the fish will die."
"Who sent you here?"
Puffer fish was startled, pretending to be confused: "I don't understand what sir is talking about. If it's about hitting a building today, then I have to apologize. No one sent me, I just want to rub my skin... "
"Brother Ye, the water in the water heater is turned on. The fugu needs to be boiled for soup or boiled, or can it be cooked directly as raw fish?"
This is, do you want to eat your own?
The body of the puffer fish swelled instantly, and its bulging body moved, spitting bubbles out of its mouth and hurriedly stopped it: "Sir, sir, look at me, I am so small, it is not enough for you to put between your teeth... yes By the way, I'm still poisonous, especially poisonous..."
Before Zhu Ye could speak, Lu Nian sighed from behind him, with a smirk on the corner of his mouth, and glanced at the body of the puffer fish, as if shaking for real: "I've been eating fish for so many years, and it's completely useless to deal with a puffer fish." Problem. Their poison is in the blood and internal organs, as long as they are carefully cut out when they dissect their stomachs..."
"Not good, not good!" Fugu's body swelled even bigger, like a small ball, and Lu Nian glanced at Lu Nian with his small eyes, then hurriedly looked at Zhu Ye.Zhu Ye didn't move but just looked at it leisurely.With a flash of inspiration, Fugu blurted out, "Sir, don't you want to know who is behind me?"
"Oh?" Zhu Ye was silent for a while, looking at the puffer fish with a half-smile, with a look of disapproval, "But you just said that it was your skin itching..."
"Sir, I was wrong! I shouldn't have lied, I just...I just..." The puffer fish rolled awkwardly, trying to prop up its belly, trying to make itself appear Be more sincere, "Sir, that person is really powerful. My family's worth and lives are in his hands. There is nothing I can do..."
According to Fugu himself, he originally lived at the mouth of the Yangtze River.The soil and water are fertile and rich in nutrients.Puffer fish have lived there since they were born, and have lived there for more than 200 years.After finally getting the license to become a spirit and being able to transform into a human form, the whole family migrated and came to the human world to break through.
But apart from being angry, they basically have no special skills.The puffer fish transformed into a human form looks like a chubby fat man every day. Nowadays, human recruitment is based on appearance, and even brick-moving people are based on their figure.Just when the pufferfish was desperate, a mysterious man appeared——
"He said that as long as I do things for him, he will protect us from worrying about food and clothing, wealth and glory... If you don't obey, he will make us fresh... I can't help it... ...."
"Who is he?"
"I do not know either."
"You should know what it looks like, right?"
"He, he has two heads," the puffer fish rolled its eyes, as if trying hard to remember, "he still has four arms, three legs..."
What the puffer fish said was obviously an ugly monster.Lu Nian was not interested, so he yawned and went back to his room first.Not long after, Zhu Ye also entered the bedroom.Lu Nian was sitting on the sofa with a loose bath towel around his waist. Looking up, he had well-defined six-pack abs, and looking down, he saw straight and slender legs.
Zhu Ye's eyes only stayed on it for a while, then he looked away calmly.Lu Nian leaned forward with a lazy expression, "Where's the puffer fish?"
"Still in the kitchen."
"Did he say why he came to hit my house?"
Zhu Ye's face changed slightly, and he said solemnly: "To catch you. He said that a guy asked him to catch you..."
"Hey! I'm curious, who would let such an idiot come and catch me." Thinking of the puffer fish that was stupidly crashing into the house, Lu Nian couldn't help laughing, "That puffer fish must have been soaked in the water for a long time. It doesn’t work well in the water hahaha..."
Zhu Ye raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Nian, thinking as if you haven't lived in the water for a long time.It's about Lu Nian's personal safety, so don't be careless.Zhu Ye asked Lu Nian if he had any enemies, but Lu Nian shook his head without thinking.
They live in the deep sea, and after landing, they are busy rushing to make announcements. Not to mention they have become enemies with monsters, they even have very few opportunities to contact monsters.
"Then after you went ashore, did you encounter any weird things or people who threatened you?"
"No..." Lu Nian was about to shake his head, but his expression darkened suddenly, and his brows were slightly frowned, "No, there should be."
That time when Lao Zhang and Xia Pipi drove them home from the company, a suspicious-looking commercial vehicle followed them and almost caused accidents several times.At the time, I thought it might be Yuji, but now that I think about it, something is wrong.One was that Lu Nian was not very popular at the time, and there were people who wanted to interview him, but there were none who wentssip.Also, it's fine for the reporter to secretly take pictures. Is it necessary to do such a dangerous move?
"It's really not right." After hearing Lu Nian's words, Zhu Ye's expression became serious.
"That puffer fish must know more than that, no, I have to ask him...why are you dragging me?" Lu Nian was about to rush to the kitchen when Zhu Ye grabbed his wrist and blocked him. way to go.
Zhu Ye shook his head lightly, and patiently explained: "It won't tell the truth, and besides, it's not in the kitchen right now."
"Didn't you just say you were in the kitchen?"
"It was indeed there just now, but it should be gone by now."
When Lu Nian went to the kitchen, he saw that the drain from the sink had been removed.Presumably the puffer fish moved the sewer filter plug and jumped in while no one was around.
"How do I feel, you knew it would escape?"
Zhu Ye smiled, thinking that the child's IQ had improved significantly after drinking alcohol: "I let him go on purpose..." Seeing Lu Nian's puzzled face, Zhu Ye explained in a calm manner Said, "This puffer fish is not that stupid yet, I'm sure it won't tell the truth. Instead of listening to its lies here, it's better to give it a chance and let it go back and pass a message to that person."
Lu Nian raised his eyebrows: "What message?"
"Let him tell that person that you are with me now." Zhu Ye's voice was cold, and when he met Lu Nian's gaze, his voice softened again, he pursed his lips, and continued, "He wants to If you want to move you, you have to weigh it, how much you own."
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