Meet the male god every day [e-sports]
Chapter 8 Lover's Chapter, Everyone Has Hemorrhoids
"Today is February NO.14, and there are still 120 days before the official start of the fifteenth season." Zuo Jie spoke while sitting on his gaming chair.
Wang Ming scratched his head: "Say it's Valentine's Day today."
Nanar yawned: "Valentine's Day is meaningless to single dogs like us."
Wu Hen smiled lightly: "Whoever said it's meaningless, go to the field to stand, whoever dares to show affection today, I will be surprised when I go up."
Mu Nan glanced at him: "Nice." What a good idea!
"It seems that there is a Valentine's Day event against the world today." Qi Feng said while looking at the official website.
Xin Tong murmured: "It's Valentine's Day, it's sweet with my partner, but I want to play games here."
Zuo Jie glanced at him: "I'll give you five seconds to find a partner, or practice obediently for me. Well, the time is up, sit down and practice."
Xin Tong broke down covering his face and said, "Tyrant!"
"Munan, it's your turn to broadcast live today." Zuo Jie said to Mu Nan.
Mu Nan scratched his hair impatiently: "Got it, I'll start the live broadcast in the afternoon."
Zuo Jie nodded, and then looked at Na Na: "Na Na, this season is the first time for you to play as an official player, so you must adjust your mental quality to the best state for me. You have to learn from Mu Nan in this regard. , Mu Nan's condition has always been stable."
Zuo Jie thought about it again: "Qi Feng has no major problems, just keep this state, Wu Hen, you have to pay attention, there will be less waves this season. Wang Ming, your operation seems to be OK now, but if you have to give up in actual combat You may not be able to keep up with Wu Hen and Mu Nan if they support or increase blood. In this regard, you need to cooperate with them as soon as possible. Xin Tong, your problem is the most serious. Your hand speed is too slow. You can’t rush this, but every day You must not be lazy in your training."
"What about Mu Nan, is this kid okay?" Wu Hen pointed to Mu Nan who was beside him, and Zuo Jie glanced at Mu Nan: "I believe Mu Nan knows what he should do."
Mu Nan stared at the computer screen and ignored them.
"Zuo Jie is right, you all have to show me your highest level this season." A young man in a suit said.
Qi Feng turned his head when he heard the words: "Mr. Yu."
Yu Gang nodded: "Everyone practice hard, without that guy Qiu Ye this year, it will be much easier to win the championship."
Wu Hen squeezed the can in his hand and said with a smile, "Boss Yu is right, without Qiu Ye, if you don't win the championship this year, you will really be shameless."
Wang Ming looked at this young man with a beer belly curiously. It is said that President Yu is only 32 years old this year. Compared with some uncles in their 30s and [-]s, the hairline is obviously developing in the direction of the Mediterranean.Wang Ming clicked his tongue and thought that he wouldn't look like this when he was [-] years old.
Yu Gang sat down and talked for a while, then left.
"Fuck him, it's still disgusting on Valentine's Day!" Wu Hen threw the can in his hand into the trash can and impatiently opened a bottle of iced mineral water and took a big gulp: "That old dog is more serious than that!" This thing, last year’s loss in the competition was all blamed on Qiu Ye, it’s fine if others don’t know, and dare to talk in front of us!”
Qiu Ye originally wanted to apply for a substitution in the last game of the No.14 season, because his old injury had a tendency to recur at that time.But Yu Gang refused his request on the pretext that there was no suitable medical treatment in the team. At that time, there were doctors in the team who could play.
It was only later that Wu Hen found out why Yu Gang did this. It was Qiu Ye's last game at the club. Yu Gang wanted to drain his value or simply let his hands be scrapped in that game.
brute!Mu Nan clenched his fists tightly. Last season, he just thought that Qiu Ye was in a bad state, but he didn't expect that Qiu also finished the game enduring his hand injury.
"I can't forget the look of that old dog licking his face and begging Qiu Ye. Has everything in his head grown into a fatty liver in just a few years?" Wu Hen scolded angrily.
Zuo Jie rubbed the center of his brows: "Every time he comes, you blow it up once. Brother Qiu is using you to fight against injustices? I didn't hear what he said. What I want this season is the championship, go to training."
"Captain, don't work so hard." Wang Ming comforted.
Zuo Jie said coldly: "If you don't fight now, what will you use to win the championship, mouth?"
Qi Feng smiled lightly: "Wu Hen is always the same as □□□, I just said you were the flammable thing. Well, Ajie, you should also calm down, a cheap person will have his own rewards."
Zuo Jie sighed: "Well, I'll fuck him, you bastard!"
Mu Nan looked at the screen: "Captain, Qiu Ye, there is nothing wrong with his hands right now?"
Zuo Jie was silent for a while: "If you dare to play werewolf, there should be no problem. Maybe, it will be better long ago."
Zuo Jie patted Mu Nan on the shoulder: "Don't worry, everyone wants this championship, and he is no exception. This season, fight hard."
"Fight it!" Na Na shouted, he clenched his fists and felt a rush of blood rushing to his heart, which shocked Wu Hen who was dazed beside him.
Wu Hen slapped him on the head: "Fuck your sister, what are you doing so loudly, I'm scared!"
Nana patted his head aggrieved: "It's just a sudden burst of enthusiasm in my heart."
"If you don't go to practice, I'll hit you with a burst of urine, believe it or not!" Wu Hen raised his hand.
"By the way, Mu Nan, can your average APM be maintained at around [-]?" Qi Feng asked, looking at Mu Nan who kept typing on the keyboard.
Mu Nan, who was staring at the computer screen seriously, snorted, "I can have three hundred and seven." "Really? Brother Mu is so 6." Xin Tong was a little surprised.
Wu Hen sneered: "Just brag about it, three hundred and seven, three hundred and seven, I think you can play a whole game with your hand pumping like chicken feet."
Mu Nan glanced at him: "I don't believe in solo."
"Heh, I'm a shadow warrior, you asked me to solo with you, don't be shameless." Wu Hen chuckled, knights are one of the few characters who can not be approached by shadow warriors, because as long as they wave their weapons, they can always kill The Shadow Warrior picked it out easily.
"Bah!" Mu Nan snorted coldly.
Zuo Jie thought for a while: "If there are no accidents at present, the fastest hands in the league are Wandering Maple and Light Truck. We met Shinhwa in this year's city competition, and Brother Long probably won't play. I've seen it, the tacit understanding between the light truck Taoist and the San Marco doctor can be said to be quite high."
Wu Hen played with Super Mario silently: "Cut, tacit understanding is all there is to it. I don't believe that St. Ma won't run back to nurse if other people block her."
Qi Feng was a little helpless: "Speaking of this, have you forgotten the disgusting teleportation skill of Taoist priests again?"
"And the doctor's teleportation skill." Wang Ming said silently.
"Wang Ming, can you be serious, I'm going to die!" Mu Nan who was shot into a sieve by the boss was about to collapse, and Wang Ming quickly gave him milk.
"What dungeon are you playing, Cupid?" Qi Feng asked curiously.
Mu Nan rolled his eyes at him: "You are blind, descendant. Who wants to play Valentine's Day dungeon with him!"
Qi Feng shrugged helplessly: "Hey, why do you blow your hair when you poke it?"
Mu Nan snorted and retorted: "Get out, you're the one who exploded!"
Qi Feng spread his hands towards Zuo Jie: "Ajie, am I fried?"
"You think you don't have frizz because you have a crew cut." Mu Nan glanced at his hairstyle and complained.
Xin Tong wiped his head: "What's wrong with flat hair, you save more shampoo if you wash your hair with flat hair."
"For people like us who have the burden of idols, it is impossible to have a cropped haircut. They will never have a cropped haircut in this life." Na Na flicked his oblique bangs.
Wu Hen said angrily: "Master, take it, you haven't washed your hair for a few days, and the dandruff is floating on my keyboard."
"Don't say it, okay, it's disgusting." The clean freak Mu Nan broke down.
Nana looked aggrieved: "People have to wash every day."
"I don't think I'm suitable for playing arena today, joker, KKK and OPQ, my God." Zuo Jie covered his face.
Wu Hen sneered: "I told you not to play a practice match with Junjue, you insist. Now it's all right, Jin Kela, a non-chief, will bring you a DEBUFF."
"Don't blame Ajie, who knew that non-chiefs can be contagious, right? Hahahahaha." Zuo Jie looked at Qi Feng expressionlessly, and Qi Feng barely suppressed his smile: "Yeah! Pfft, cough, recently Lao Mei and There is also more frequent training on the side of the stick, so it is normal to encounter it."
【Sabak: Let me ask, which hemorrhoid cream is easy to use [crying]】
[Zhuyeqing: Uh. . . . [Awkward]】
[Qingcheng Zihan: Lao Sha, you. . . . [Awkward]】
[Yu Xi: If it's mild, just drink some herbal tea, and eat less things that get angry.Or learn about Ma Yinglong and Yunnan Baiyao Hemorrhoid Ointment. [silence]】
[White Ginseng: Yuxi, you, you are a god.You actually answered! ! ! [crying]]
[Bubble Dragon: What's wrong with the male god, the male god can't get hemorrhoids.You can get hemorrhoids, but male gods can't get them, you double-standard soul! [anger]】
[Temptation: Brother Long, calm down]
[Qingcheng Zihan: Hey, what are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, how many people in the e-sports circle have never had hemorrhoids~[raise eyebrows]]
[Losec: Harassment before the match~[squinting smile]]
[Taxue Wuhen: Report report [squint smile]]
[Sabak: I just don’t dare to search for fear of seeing pictures [grievance]]
[Starry Sky: Valentine's Day, is this the rhythm of everyone having hemorrhoids? [squint smile]]
Mu Nan was silent for a while: "I haven't had it."
"Add one." Wang Ming also said weakly, covering his face with his hand: "I didn't expect that the great gods would also get hemorrhoids."
Xin Tong nodded: "I agree, I feel that the image is a bit shattered."
"If you say such stupid things again, I'll beat you." Wu Hen looked at them quietly, and silently closed the drawer with his hands.Qi Feng rolled his eyes at Wu Hen's small movements: "Ann, how can the newcomers understand your pain, sooner or later their chrysanthemums will be crippled one day."
"What do you mean by my pain? You asked me to buy medicine for you last week!" Wu Hen said angrily.
Zuo Jie smiled helplessly: "Come on, it's normal to sit for ten hours a day."
The author has something to say:
Mu Nan: I, Mu Nan, even if there is no popularity and no sponsors, I will not play a Valentine's Day dungeon with a man.
......
Mu Nan: Qiu Ye's voice is so su, I like him so much~
Wang Ming scratched his head: "Say it's Valentine's Day today."
Nanar yawned: "Valentine's Day is meaningless to single dogs like us."
Wu Hen smiled lightly: "Whoever said it's meaningless, go to the field to stand, whoever dares to show affection today, I will be surprised when I go up."
Mu Nan glanced at him: "Nice." What a good idea!
"It seems that there is a Valentine's Day event against the world today." Qi Feng said while looking at the official website.
Xin Tong murmured: "It's Valentine's Day, it's sweet with my partner, but I want to play games here."
Zuo Jie glanced at him: "I'll give you five seconds to find a partner, or practice obediently for me. Well, the time is up, sit down and practice."
Xin Tong broke down covering his face and said, "Tyrant!"
"Munan, it's your turn to broadcast live today." Zuo Jie said to Mu Nan.
Mu Nan scratched his hair impatiently: "Got it, I'll start the live broadcast in the afternoon."
Zuo Jie nodded, and then looked at Na Na: "Na Na, this season is the first time for you to play as an official player, so you must adjust your mental quality to the best state for me. You have to learn from Mu Nan in this regard. , Mu Nan's condition has always been stable."
Zuo Jie thought about it again: "Qi Feng has no major problems, just keep this state, Wu Hen, you have to pay attention, there will be less waves this season. Wang Ming, your operation seems to be OK now, but if you have to give up in actual combat You may not be able to keep up with Wu Hen and Mu Nan if they support or increase blood. In this regard, you need to cooperate with them as soon as possible. Xin Tong, your problem is the most serious. Your hand speed is too slow. You can’t rush this, but every day You must not be lazy in your training."
"What about Mu Nan, is this kid okay?" Wu Hen pointed to Mu Nan who was beside him, and Zuo Jie glanced at Mu Nan: "I believe Mu Nan knows what he should do."
Mu Nan stared at the computer screen and ignored them.
"Zuo Jie is right, you all have to show me your highest level this season." A young man in a suit said.
Qi Feng turned his head when he heard the words: "Mr. Yu."
Yu Gang nodded: "Everyone practice hard, without that guy Qiu Ye this year, it will be much easier to win the championship."
Wu Hen squeezed the can in his hand and said with a smile, "Boss Yu is right, without Qiu Ye, if you don't win the championship this year, you will really be shameless."
Wang Ming looked at this young man with a beer belly curiously. It is said that President Yu is only 32 years old this year. Compared with some uncles in their 30s and [-]s, the hairline is obviously developing in the direction of the Mediterranean.Wang Ming clicked his tongue and thought that he wouldn't look like this when he was [-] years old.
Yu Gang sat down and talked for a while, then left.
"Fuck him, it's still disgusting on Valentine's Day!" Wu Hen threw the can in his hand into the trash can and impatiently opened a bottle of iced mineral water and took a big gulp: "That old dog is more serious than that!" This thing, last year’s loss in the competition was all blamed on Qiu Ye, it’s fine if others don’t know, and dare to talk in front of us!”
Qiu Ye originally wanted to apply for a substitution in the last game of the No.14 season, because his old injury had a tendency to recur at that time.But Yu Gang refused his request on the pretext that there was no suitable medical treatment in the team. At that time, there were doctors in the team who could play.
It was only later that Wu Hen found out why Yu Gang did this. It was Qiu Ye's last game at the club. Yu Gang wanted to drain his value or simply let his hands be scrapped in that game.
brute!Mu Nan clenched his fists tightly. Last season, he just thought that Qiu Ye was in a bad state, but he didn't expect that Qiu also finished the game enduring his hand injury.
"I can't forget the look of that old dog licking his face and begging Qiu Ye. Has everything in his head grown into a fatty liver in just a few years?" Wu Hen scolded angrily.
Zuo Jie rubbed the center of his brows: "Every time he comes, you blow it up once. Brother Qiu is using you to fight against injustices? I didn't hear what he said. What I want this season is the championship, go to training."
"Captain, don't work so hard." Wang Ming comforted.
Zuo Jie said coldly: "If you don't fight now, what will you use to win the championship, mouth?"
Qi Feng smiled lightly: "Wu Hen is always the same as □□□, I just said you were the flammable thing. Well, Ajie, you should also calm down, a cheap person will have his own rewards."
Zuo Jie sighed: "Well, I'll fuck him, you bastard!"
Mu Nan looked at the screen: "Captain, Qiu Ye, there is nothing wrong with his hands right now?"
Zuo Jie was silent for a while: "If you dare to play werewolf, there should be no problem. Maybe, it will be better long ago."
Zuo Jie patted Mu Nan on the shoulder: "Don't worry, everyone wants this championship, and he is no exception. This season, fight hard."
"Fight it!" Na Na shouted, he clenched his fists and felt a rush of blood rushing to his heart, which shocked Wu Hen who was dazed beside him.
Wu Hen slapped him on the head: "Fuck your sister, what are you doing so loudly, I'm scared!"
Nana patted his head aggrieved: "It's just a sudden burst of enthusiasm in my heart."
"If you don't go to practice, I'll hit you with a burst of urine, believe it or not!" Wu Hen raised his hand.
"By the way, Mu Nan, can your average APM be maintained at around [-]?" Qi Feng asked, looking at Mu Nan who kept typing on the keyboard.
Mu Nan, who was staring at the computer screen seriously, snorted, "I can have three hundred and seven." "Really? Brother Mu is so 6." Xin Tong was a little surprised.
Wu Hen sneered: "Just brag about it, three hundred and seven, three hundred and seven, I think you can play a whole game with your hand pumping like chicken feet."
Mu Nan glanced at him: "I don't believe in solo."
"Heh, I'm a shadow warrior, you asked me to solo with you, don't be shameless." Wu Hen chuckled, knights are one of the few characters who can not be approached by shadow warriors, because as long as they wave their weapons, they can always kill The Shadow Warrior picked it out easily.
"Bah!" Mu Nan snorted coldly.
Zuo Jie thought for a while: "If there are no accidents at present, the fastest hands in the league are Wandering Maple and Light Truck. We met Shinhwa in this year's city competition, and Brother Long probably won't play. I've seen it, the tacit understanding between the light truck Taoist and the San Marco doctor can be said to be quite high."
Wu Hen played with Super Mario silently: "Cut, tacit understanding is all there is to it. I don't believe that St. Ma won't run back to nurse if other people block her."
Qi Feng was a little helpless: "Speaking of this, have you forgotten the disgusting teleportation skill of Taoist priests again?"
"And the doctor's teleportation skill." Wang Ming said silently.
"Wang Ming, can you be serious, I'm going to die!" Mu Nan who was shot into a sieve by the boss was about to collapse, and Wang Ming quickly gave him milk.
"What dungeon are you playing, Cupid?" Qi Feng asked curiously.
Mu Nan rolled his eyes at him: "You are blind, descendant. Who wants to play Valentine's Day dungeon with him!"
Qi Feng shrugged helplessly: "Hey, why do you blow your hair when you poke it?"
Mu Nan snorted and retorted: "Get out, you're the one who exploded!"
Qi Feng spread his hands towards Zuo Jie: "Ajie, am I fried?"
"You think you don't have frizz because you have a crew cut." Mu Nan glanced at his hairstyle and complained.
Xin Tong wiped his head: "What's wrong with flat hair, you save more shampoo if you wash your hair with flat hair."
"For people like us who have the burden of idols, it is impossible to have a cropped haircut. They will never have a cropped haircut in this life." Na Na flicked his oblique bangs.
Wu Hen said angrily: "Master, take it, you haven't washed your hair for a few days, and the dandruff is floating on my keyboard."
"Don't say it, okay, it's disgusting." The clean freak Mu Nan broke down.
Nana looked aggrieved: "People have to wash every day."
"I don't think I'm suitable for playing arena today, joker, KKK and OPQ, my God." Zuo Jie covered his face.
Wu Hen sneered: "I told you not to play a practice match with Junjue, you insist. Now it's all right, Jin Kela, a non-chief, will bring you a DEBUFF."
"Don't blame Ajie, who knew that non-chiefs can be contagious, right? Hahahahaha." Zuo Jie looked at Qi Feng expressionlessly, and Qi Feng barely suppressed his smile: "Yeah! Pfft, cough, recently Lao Mei and There is also more frequent training on the side of the stick, so it is normal to encounter it."
【Sabak: Let me ask, which hemorrhoid cream is easy to use [crying]】
[Zhuyeqing: Uh. . . . [Awkward]】
[Qingcheng Zihan: Lao Sha, you. . . . [Awkward]】
[Yu Xi: If it's mild, just drink some herbal tea, and eat less things that get angry.Or learn about Ma Yinglong and Yunnan Baiyao Hemorrhoid Ointment. [silence]】
[White Ginseng: Yuxi, you, you are a god.You actually answered! ! ! [crying]]
[Bubble Dragon: What's wrong with the male god, the male god can't get hemorrhoids.You can get hemorrhoids, but male gods can't get them, you double-standard soul! [anger]】
[Temptation: Brother Long, calm down]
[Qingcheng Zihan: Hey, what are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, how many people in the e-sports circle have never had hemorrhoids~[raise eyebrows]]
[Losec: Harassment before the match~[squinting smile]]
[Taxue Wuhen: Report report [squint smile]]
[Sabak: I just don’t dare to search for fear of seeing pictures [grievance]]
[Starry Sky: Valentine's Day, is this the rhythm of everyone having hemorrhoids? [squint smile]]
Mu Nan was silent for a while: "I haven't had it."
"Add one." Wang Ming also said weakly, covering his face with his hand: "I didn't expect that the great gods would also get hemorrhoids."
Xin Tong nodded: "I agree, I feel that the image is a bit shattered."
"If you say such stupid things again, I'll beat you." Wu Hen looked at them quietly, and silently closed the drawer with his hands.Qi Feng rolled his eyes at Wu Hen's small movements: "Ann, how can the newcomers understand your pain, sooner or later their chrysanthemums will be crippled one day."
"What do you mean by my pain? You asked me to buy medicine for you last week!" Wu Hen said angrily.
Zuo Jie smiled helplessly: "Come on, it's normal to sit for ten hours a day."
The author has something to say:
Mu Nan: I, Mu Nan, even if there is no popularity and no sponsors, I will not play a Valentine's Day dungeon with a man.
......
Mu Nan: Qiu Ye's voice is so su, I like him so much~
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