Meet the male god every day [e-sports]
Chapter 44
"Niuqi Qiushen, the first show in the national uniform!" Jin Kela shouted from below, Qiu also glanced at him and ignored him, seeing his expression seemed to be dancing happily.
The people behind Qiu Ye had various expressions of shyness and embarrassment. Yue Fan's face was spread out in the audience, and it seemed that there was a subtle sense of abstinence. At this moment, Qiu Ye was dancing more and more vigorously, and he was completely dancing.
After the dance, everyone panted slightly, and Qiu also blinked at Yue Fan.
"I only have three words to say after seeing the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss of our Emperor team, it's a broken leg!" Lele said with emotion, and Brother Li glanced at the audience: "Do you think this dance is emotional? ? Do you still want to see it!"
"No sense, I want to see Qiu Shen dance striptease!" Zi Han roared from the bottom, and the rest of the crowd agreed, and Mu Nan silently counted all these people who joined in the fun into the small book, and he couldn't let anyone go!
Are you kidding me, he hasn't seen Qiu Ye's strippers himself, has he gotten them!
"Next, it's Qiushen and Luna's pas de deux, let's hand over the stage to them!" Lele and the rest of the emperor stepped off the stage, and the moment the accompaniment sounded, everyone started screaming, what the fuck? It's the officials who are doing something, majestic!
Qiu also tugged on the tie with two fingers, then looked up at the audience and smiled: "I won't breathe, I'll make you mad."
Yue Fan coughed, and the two began to dance. In the first half, Yue Fan sang and danced alone, and everyone could hear his singing from time to time accompanied by a breath.
While recording the video, Mengmengquan said with emotion: "Two chopstick masters, my fucking phantom limbs are going to be hard."
A young man in the back row was wearing sunglasses and couldn't see his face clearly. He stared closely at Yue Fan on the stage, gritted his teeth for a long time and said, "Damn, then he's my wife!"
Qiu Ye looked at the audience and chuckled softly, "I took off the shirt at the beginning, and finally unbuttoned it..." He turned and pushed Yue Fan away, and the two retreated at the same time. After two steps, start jumping face to face.
"Fuck, will there be a group to take off the pants of those two people?" Xing Kong couldn't help asking, and Zhu Yeqing said while recording the video: "Your team may be able to hold Yue Fan down, and then we The team probably won't be able to hold Qiu Ye back."
"Isn't there someone else?" Jin Kela asked curiously, and Xuelu sneered: "Other people will probably be beaten on the ground by Mu Nan."
"Thank you for your wonderful performance, let's give them warm applause again!" Lele shouted, and Qiu also took a sip of the water in Lige's hand, wondering if the host was joking, Only one bottle of water was given.
Qiu also glanced at Yue Fan who calmly raised his head and drank the whole bottle of water. Brother Li felt a little embarrassed and went to get another bottle of water for Yue Fan.
"Now is the time for our long-awaited live Q&A, and the two chief and deputy captains of the emperor will unconditionally answer the audience's questions." Lele joked.
Qiu also looked at the audience and raised his lips: "You know what to ask and what not to ask, right?"
"I don't know!" Everyone replied in unison, Lele smiled: "Okay, now let's start the lottery on our big screen, who is the first lucky audience? Oh, 120 No. [-], please stand stand up!"
120 No. [-] is a girl, she took the microphone excitedly: "I want to ask God Qiu, are you and Mu Nan dating?"
Qiu also laughed and pulled his wine red suit: "Look at my red dress today, and look at our baby Mu Nan, since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP, okay?"
The director cut the camera on the light blue sweater that Mu Nan was wearing today very sensibly.
"Couple outfits, couple outfits!" Many viewers are now screaming.
Although Mu Nan didn't know how they associated sweaters with suits, he was still very happy.It turns out that as long as the official CP is set, even if you wear a pair of shoes of similar colors, it is considered a couple outfit. I am a little excited to think that I will be able to wear couple outfits with Qiu Ye in the future~
"I would like to ask, how to become an e-sports player, is it possible for ordinary people to become an e-sports player?" No. 520 seemed to be a game enthusiast.
Yue Fan looked at his appearance: "You should have just finished the college entrance examination this year, right?"
The boy nodded, and Yue Fan leaned on the back of the chair and smiled: "I believe that most young people now think that e-sports is a very easy industry, because they just need to sit and play games, but I can easily Let me tell you clearly, no."
Yue Fan raised Qiu Ye's hand smoothly: "This is a right hand belonging to an e-sports player, and it is also called the golden right hand. What's so special about it? Finger flexor tenosynovitis, lateral epicondylitis of the humerus, etc. I have carpal tunnel syndrome."
After finishing speaking, he let go of Qiu Ye's hand: "This is a problem that every e-sports player basically has to face, as well as long-term diseases such as frozen shoulder and cervical spine. At the same time, e-sports is also a kind of youthful food. In his profession, most players retire around the age of 23, you can say that Qiu has played for ten years."
Yue Fan looked at the audience and said with a slight smile: "I can tell you very clearly that it takes at least a year for an e-sports player to go from training to playing, and it may take longer to become famous, and you may not have that time. "No such talent, Yue Fan didn't say this directly.
Qiu also glanced at him and raised the microphone: "I don't know if Mr. Yue has educated too many students, and it hurt your confidence from the very beginning."
The audience in the audience laughed out loud, and Qiu also laughed for a while: "Now that most students have finished their college entrance examinations, I can tell you directly that e-sports basically only requires two points, endurance and talent. If you really want to become e-sports players, you can give it a try, it’s very simple, open the World Against the World and play fifty group arenas a day, don’t think it’s too much, it’s very basic.”
Qiu also shook his finger at them: "If you can persist for a month, then it barely shows that you have stamina, but if you don't enter the gold list within this month, then it shows that you have no talent, it's as simple as that."
Now the audience is quiet. There are fifty group arena matches every day, two days a day, one month, they have never thought about it.Qiu also raised his eyebrows at Yue Fan, and Yue Fan drank helplessly.
"I want to know if Luna has a partner. If not, what do you think of me?" A girl wearing a mask asked, and everyone applauded her boldness.
Yue Fan picked up the microphone and said calmly: "We have been married for three years, and the partner is here." There were all kinds of crap in the audience, obviously it was unexpected that Yue Fan was already married.
I don't know if it was inspired by the last girl, but this lucky audience also learned to ask: "Does Qiu Shen have a partner? If not, what do you think of me?" The audience's voice was still a little weak Shy.
The corners of Qiu Ye's eyes twitched slightly, it's not that good, what the hell, big brother, what the hell are you fucking 1.8-meter old men doing to join in the fun!
Qiu Ye trembled while holding the microphone, and he coughed: "I, my partner is also at the scene, be careful that our family Mu Nan beats you at the closing ceremony." Everyone was amused by Qiu Ye's weak tone. .
In the end, the No.15 season came to a successful conclusion. Some people expressed satisfaction with this event, and some felt that the emperor was maliciously selling corruption, but it still ended smoothly.
The people behind Qiu Ye had various expressions of shyness and embarrassment. Yue Fan's face was spread out in the audience, and it seemed that there was a subtle sense of abstinence. At this moment, Qiu Ye was dancing more and more vigorously, and he was completely dancing.
After the dance, everyone panted slightly, and Qiu also blinked at Yue Fan.
"I only have three words to say after seeing the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss of our Emperor team, it's a broken leg!" Lele said with emotion, and Brother Li glanced at the audience: "Do you think this dance is emotional? ? Do you still want to see it!"
"No sense, I want to see Qiu Shen dance striptease!" Zi Han roared from the bottom, and the rest of the crowd agreed, and Mu Nan silently counted all these people who joined in the fun into the small book, and he couldn't let anyone go!
Are you kidding me, he hasn't seen Qiu Ye's strippers himself, has he gotten them!
"Next, it's Qiushen and Luna's pas de deux, let's hand over the stage to them!" Lele and the rest of the emperor stepped off the stage, and the moment the accompaniment sounded, everyone started screaming, what the fuck? It's the officials who are doing something, majestic!
Qiu also tugged on the tie with two fingers, then looked up at the audience and smiled: "I won't breathe, I'll make you mad."
Yue Fan coughed, and the two began to dance. In the first half, Yue Fan sang and danced alone, and everyone could hear his singing from time to time accompanied by a breath.
While recording the video, Mengmengquan said with emotion: "Two chopstick masters, my fucking phantom limbs are going to be hard."
A young man in the back row was wearing sunglasses and couldn't see his face clearly. He stared closely at Yue Fan on the stage, gritted his teeth for a long time and said, "Damn, then he's my wife!"
Qiu Ye looked at the audience and chuckled softly, "I took off the shirt at the beginning, and finally unbuttoned it..." He turned and pushed Yue Fan away, and the two retreated at the same time. After two steps, start jumping face to face.
"Fuck, will there be a group to take off the pants of those two people?" Xing Kong couldn't help asking, and Zhu Yeqing said while recording the video: "Your team may be able to hold Yue Fan down, and then we The team probably won't be able to hold Qiu Ye back."
"Isn't there someone else?" Jin Kela asked curiously, and Xuelu sneered: "Other people will probably be beaten on the ground by Mu Nan."
"Thank you for your wonderful performance, let's give them warm applause again!" Lele shouted, and Qiu also took a sip of the water in Lige's hand, wondering if the host was joking, Only one bottle of water was given.
Qiu also glanced at Yue Fan who calmly raised his head and drank the whole bottle of water. Brother Li felt a little embarrassed and went to get another bottle of water for Yue Fan.
"Now is the time for our long-awaited live Q&A, and the two chief and deputy captains of the emperor will unconditionally answer the audience's questions." Lele joked.
Qiu also looked at the audience and raised his lips: "You know what to ask and what not to ask, right?"
"I don't know!" Everyone replied in unison, Lele smiled: "Okay, now let's start the lottery on our big screen, who is the first lucky audience? Oh, 120 No. [-], please stand stand up!"
120 No. [-] is a girl, she took the microphone excitedly: "I want to ask God Qiu, are you and Mu Nan dating?"
Qiu also laughed and pulled his wine red suit: "Look at my red dress today, and look at our baby Mu Nan, since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP, okay?"
The director cut the camera on the light blue sweater that Mu Nan was wearing today very sensibly.
"Couple outfits, couple outfits!" Many viewers are now screaming.
Although Mu Nan didn't know how they associated sweaters with suits, he was still very happy.It turns out that as long as the official CP is set, even if you wear a pair of shoes of similar colors, it is considered a couple outfit. I am a little excited to think that I will be able to wear couple outfits with Qiu Ye in the future~
"I would like to ask, how to become an e-sports player, is it possible for ordinary people to become an e-sports player?" No. 520 seemed to be a game enthusiast.
Yue Fan looked at his appearance: "You should have just finished the college entrance examination this year, right?"
The boy nodded, and Yue Fan leaned on the back of the chair and smiled: "I believe that most young people now think that e-sports is a very easy industry, because they just need to sit and play games, but I can easily Let me tell you clearly, no."
Yue Fan raised Qiu Ye's hand smoothly: "This is a right hand belonging to an e-sports player, and it is also called the golden right hand. What's so special about it? Finger flexor tenosynovitis, lateral epicondylitis of the humerus, etc. I have carpal tunnel syndrome."
After finishing speaking, he let go of Qiu Ye's hand: "This is a problem that every e-sports player basically has to face, as well as long-term diseases such as frozen shoulder and cervical spine. At the same time, e-sports is also a kind of youthful food. In his profession, most players retire around the age of 23, you can say that Qiu has played for ten years."
Yue Fan looked at the audience and said with a slight smile: "I can tell you very clearly that it takes at least a year for an e-sports player to go from training to playing, and it may take longer to become famous, and you may not have that time. "No such talent, Yue Fan didn't say this directly.
Qiu also glanced at him and raised the microphone: "I don't know if Mr. Yue has educated too many students, and it hurt your confidence from the very beginning."
The audience in the audience laughed out loud, and Qiu also laughed for a while: "Now that most students have finished their college entrance examinations, I can tell you directly that e-sports basically only requires two points, endurance and talent. If you really want to become e-sports players, you can give it a try, it’s very simple, open the World Against the World and play fifty group arenas a day, don’t think it’s too much, it’s very basic.”
Qiu also shook his finger at them: "If you can persist for a month, then it barely shows that you have stamina, but if you don't enter the gold list within this month, then it shows that you have no talent, it's as simple as that."
Now the audience is quiet. There are fifty group arena matches every day, two days a day, one month, they have never thought about it.Qiu also raised his eyebrows at Yue Fan, and Yue Fan drank helplessly.
"I want to know if Luna has a partner. If not, what do you think of me?" A girl wearing a mask asked, and everyone applauded her boldness.
Yue Fan picked up the microphone and said calmly: "We have been married for three years, and the partner is here." There were all kinds of crap in the audience, obviously it was unexpected that Yue Fan was already married.
I don't know if it was inspired by the last girl, but this lucky audience also learned to ask: "Does Qiu Shen have a partner? If not, what do you think of me?" The audience's voice was still a little weak Shy.
The corners of Qiu Ye's eyes twitched slightly, it's not that good, what the hell, big brother, what the hell are you fucking 1.8-meter old men doing to join in the fun!
Qiu Ye trembled while holding the microphone, and he coughed: "I, my partner is also at the scene, be careful that our family Mu Nan beats you at the closing ceremony." Everyone was amused by Qiu Ye's weak tone. .
In the end, the No.15 season came to a successful conclusion. Some people expressed satisfaction with this event, and some felt that the emperor was maliciously selling corruption, but it still ended smoothly.
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