Short legs are also brutal
Chapter 1
[Glory of the King] Short legs are also brutal
Author: Dao Shang Ke
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aka "Short Legs Diary"
Interview after the game:
Reporter: I heard you lost again today?
Lu Ban: Who said that!Didn't you see how this genius killed the Quartet in the game?
After returning home, Lu Ban hurriedly took out his diary to record today's game, which is all valuable fighting information.Focus! ! !
Lightning Protection: Take Luban as No.1, and each chapter can be eaten independently.
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Search keywords: Protagonist: Luban No. [-]┃Supporting role: ┃Others: King of Glory
Short Legs Diary Part [-]
I met a very interesting little friend today. Although he is from a hostile camp, I had a lot of fun with him today. I hope to meet him again next time.
It was only today that I saw the ID prefix above his head openly. His name is Cao Cao.A guy with long legs deserves to be in the hostile camp with Ben Genius, even his height is so annoying!
#ゞ(o`Дo) Let’s fight! #
There seems to be a slight difference in IQ between the camp with this genius and the other side.Just look at that big guy who is guarding against his genius!Under the tower of his house, he didn't even dare to fight this genius, he only played with the little soldiers!What are you doing today!Did you see your performance?
Although this genius has a high IQ, he still has to reflect on himself today. He didn't have the self-consciousness of being a little squishy, so he was so carelessly exposed to the sight of the big guy. If he is as smart as this genius, then this genius will Isn't life in danger!Wretchedness is the truth!
#Wretched development, don't wave (ω`)#
The moment Ben Genius left, the big guy on the opposite side seemed to have opened up Ren Du's second channel, and he knew that he was going to beat up the little short leg.Fortunately, I was already prepared for this. A landmine cannon backhanded, so as not to stun you, I wrote the three words upside down!
Heh heh, this genius will stop playing with you now!You all know that you are a little crispy, who will confront you head-on!
#─=≡Σ(((つω)つ run after installation#
During the pleasant time of pushing the tower afterwards, the big guy somehow got his eyes on Ben Genius, always thinking about violently beating Ben Genius, but fortunately Ben Genius is a blue boy, otherwise Ben Genius would think too much!
Although Ben Genius is very powerful, Ben Genius still knows the truth of avoiding his edge. This is the basic cultivation of being a crispy skin. After all, when there are no teammates, the world is always full of malice towards Ben Genius.Squatting in the grass, gang fights and so on are commonplace.
When Bengen just finished stealing the second tower on the bottom road, just to be on the safe side, Bengen temporarily retreated tactically. Sure enough, after walking a few steps, the big guy came, and decisively added sprints, running first, after all , the consumption was quite high when stealing the tower just now.
Although I added sprinting today, but I can't bear it. This genius has short legs, but the big guy has long legs!Today's genius and the big guy are just so short of such a distance that is still within sight.So, logically, the big guy was attracted by this genius, the blood-less little crispy, and chased after the full-blooded old master, and was killed by the little crispy's glorious teammate, the old master.
I just said today, cut the crispy skin in half, the heart is black hahahaha
Pity the big guy who was tricked by the crispy skin.
From then on, the hatred of the big guy was firmly held by Ben Genius. Looking at the audience, you will find that Ben Genius is always walking the big guy down the road.When Xiao Crispy walked the big guy to a safe place and had the best time and place, the shameless unilateral violent beating started today.Probably after this game, the big guy would never want to see the little crispy again.
#ψ(*`ー)ψYour crystal is being attacked#
Interview with the reporter after the game: What do you think of this game?
Luban No. [-]: Master Luban, with an IQ of [-].
reporter:? ? ?
Big guy: He's saying he's smart, he's tough, he's key to the game.
The reporter seemed to understand, and continued to ask: So can you share your tactics?
Luban No. [-]: Obscene development, don't be a wave (ω`)
reporter:! ! !This is really the hardest hero to interview in this game!
Short Legs Diary Part [-]
The king is unstoppable!
Today's tower attack battle is still difficult, but this genius will never admit defeat!
I hone myself in battle every day, want to become stronger, and want to turn the enemy around.In the game after game, Ben Ben met his current good friend, the old master.It is also a coincidence that when Ben Genius was still weak, an old master led Ben Genius to fight on the battlefield.It can be said that the old master is the mentor who brought me up.
Cao Cao is still fierce today, and this genius still chose to go down the road to fight.With the soldiers, bouncing and jumping, with the soldiers, wandering towards the direction of the tower like an outing.
#Today's genius is proud again! (~ ̄▽ ̄)~#
As the saying goes, be careful to make a ten-thousand-year boat, and accidentally let the waves go too far, so that Cao, shameless, big man, fucked to drag the grass! ! !Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Very good, this is how I fucked the big guy today!
#On the possibility of falling in love and killing Cao Cao on Luban No. [-]#
Although very annoyed, but this genius is not such a short-sighted person, just lost his life, lost his head and experience, and the people in the team were going to taunt and taunt again, making a lot of noise!The moment he was able to control his body, he backhanded a mine cannon, stunned Cao Cao, started sprinting, and ran wildly under his own tower.Although I have used it many times, this skill is indeed the best.Although this process sounds slow, in fact it only takes a few seconds, and this genius is also the one who escaped by luck.
Noticing the fierce battle on this day's side, the old master specifically pointed out "protect our Luban" when commanding.Although I am very happy with this command, it is still a bit sad.In case this battle doesn't work out well, it's time to say that today's talent is a drag!There was a lot of chatter and chatter, it seemed that the loss was the fault of this genius.This genius refuses to accept, why is this genius' fault!
The genius with residual blood fled back home. With the help of the crystal, the wound on his body healed quickly, the blood bar was full, and the blue bar was also full.After suffering a big loss, I reflected on myself. From now on, I should be more obscene, and I will talk about development first, so as not to be brought into the rhythm again.
The soldiers who followed us walked firmly forward with easy steps.
After the level is raised, playing towers is much easier than before. As long as you grasp the rhythm, you can easily steal the first tower.Watching the tower that symbolizes the first layer of defense fall, Ben Genius' mood is a little delicate.Probably because he didn't see Ben Genius after guarding for a long time, Cao Cao must have left too.Can't hold on any longer!
Glancing at the map, he determined the location of his teammates.Maybe it was because I saw that a tower was stolen in the next lane, and I was the only one, the old master was rushing towards me with his magic wand.Coincidentally, Cao Cao, who I was still doubting just now, appeared in the field of vision of this genius, attacking our soldiers.Glancing at the old master's position, Benjamin fired a cannon at Cao Cao provocatively.After that, he put away the tools and ran back unsteadily.
Fish, hooked.ヽ( ̄▽ ̄)
Seeing the cue from Xiao Crispy, Cao Cao took his weapon and chased after him.The distance between Bengen and Cao Cao shortened little by little, and then, Bengen ran into the grass.Although there is no invisibility, Bengen believes that he must feel that Bengen is being forced to panic. After all, few people will pay attention to this little short leg without displacement!
It was too late to say, but it was so fast, as soon as he caught up with Ben Genius, the old master's attack arrived.So this genius turned on the space cannon. Although it was not a team battle, he was very happy to be able to bully Cao Cao, who told him to keep chasing him.
#今天天使喜欢你想杀我从被相打的表情#ヾ(=ω=)o
I have to say that this genius cooperated very well with the old master, but after taking this head, the old master has to leave to fight with other heroes, after all not every hero can fight alone hhhhh
In the ensuing battle, there was no team battle, perhaps due to improper command, or our lack of combat power, this genius just watched his teammates keep on killing each other.And Ben Genius has been fighting Cao Cao hard in the bottom lane, as if he has identified him, and he only hit me. He and Ben Genius' teammates ignored the bottom lane with a wink, leaving the two of us behind.
Although the enemy gave Bengen a good chance, after all, the developed Luban is unstoppable!This genius still cautiously lured Cao Cao to the open space of the outermost tower, which was well connected in all directions, making it easy to escape if he found something wrong.And Cao Cao, who was still so brave, chased after him desperately with his long legs.Does he think that the genius is so fragile and short-legged that he dares to chase after him?Not afraid of ambush?
In this way, Cao Cao, who was attracted, let go of his skills in the process of chasing, just and in line with the wishes of this genius!After arriving at the destination, turn around and stun Cao Cao with one skill, and use basic attacks to unleash combos!Then turn on the third skill, and the missiles falling from the sky will wipe away Cao Cao's blood little by little.
Cao Cao's hatred was firmly locked, and the old master would occasionally lend a helping hand. After all, they needed more help than me.
Although flying the kite was fun, it still couldn't prevent our crystal from breaking.Maybe our teammates are not cooperating closely enough, maybe the enemy is too strong?Maybe it's because I, Fang Lang, are too happy?These are undeniable mistakes of this genius.
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