I became famous all over the world by selling my property

[-] million viewers are watching the live broadcast of the mermaid at the same time, and everyone is indulging in the beautiful tail that was just recorded.

In an instant, I saw the little mermaid rushing out, crying and screaming. After the live broadcast camera crashed, countless black, sticky, and bright red snake letters hurriedly swept past the camera one by one.

Then, in the constantly shaking live broadcast, they could only hear the anchor running out and talking to someone.

The man who spoke did not appear on the camera from the beginning to the end, and everyone only heard the extremely gentle voice comforting the anchor, and then they were abandoned.

The anchor just followed the soft-spoken man away! ! !

In the camera, countless people watched the scene of the sky spinning, and there were countless sea snakes crawling from time to time. The black flat cell phone was ups and downs on the snakes. All the audiences in Interstellar were forced to watch. A sea snake group movement.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

"I took it too, my scalp is numb."

"I don't want to see any snake body in my life, vomit..."

Some viewers rushed directly to the trash can and vomited.

"The anchor lost the tool, so no one will shut down the live broadcast?"

"Stop talking! I don't want to see this picture every time I open this live broadcast room in my life!!!"

"The last second I was full of thoughts about the mermaid tail, and I wanted to fish in the sea, but the next second I'm sorry I was wrong, I don't deserve to go into the sea!"

The interstellar people who had such a deep contact with the sea for the first time never knew that there would be thousands of sea snakes entangled into a giant group like knitting sweaters in the sea.

After sweeping away all the creatures they could come into contact with, the black mobile phone perfectly integrated into their bodies, dutifully playing the role of live broadcast, so that the interstellar people can see them clearly and thoroughly, and they don't want to think about them in this life .

Crying and wiping away tears, I hope that someone will come to save these poor viewers, but unfortunately, no one in the sea sees the comments at all.

The 300 million viewers in the upper left corner were attacked by the visual effects of the snakes, and the numbers kept going backwards. When the sea wizard came back with the little mermaid in his arms, the number of viewers in the upper left corner had dropped to [-] million.

These people hang live broadcasts to scare friends or colleagues, turn on the terminal unexpectedly, and then point all the snakes at the eyes of their friends, reaping countless screams and insults.

The mobile phone that had been turned into a sandwich biscuit was still missing from a bunch of sea snake families.

Lin Bai hugged the sea wizard tightly, wishing he could get into his arms, shrink into a small ball and look at the black sea snakes in the distance.

"Shall we go get it?"

He suddenly didn't want the phone anymore. He already knew that his parents had reached Interstellar and were still on planet [-], so the scope of his search was suddenly reduced countless times.

Facing the mobile phone that had been crawled by the sea snake, Lin Bai had the idea of ​​giving it up for the first time.

"That's your most important thing, close your eyes and don't look at it."

This black thing was destroyed by the sea wizard last time. He still remembered Lin Bai's desperate eyes at that time, with his arm supporting his slightly trembling body in his arms, "Hold my shoulders, lower your head and close your eyes."

Obediently, Lin Bai stretched out his arms and wrapped them around his neck, resting his chin on his shoulder, buried his head and closed his eyes.

The [-]-meter-long black tail moved, and the sea snakes that were still fighting in groups were forcibly separated by the tail, and the palm-sized black mobile phone fell down immediately, and then was lifted by the tail, slowly raised and moved forward to the sea wizard in front of.

Among the remaining 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room, there are less than tens of thousands of interstellar people who have not looked away. In the underground studio, they have not received an answer from the host since they replied to the host to buy cat food.

It was only later that I found out that the host went to start a live broadcast. He was not in the mood to buy cat food and squatted on the slightly sunken chair with his knees in his arms, staring intently at every scene on the terminal screen.

When the cutie lost the live broadcast tool, the pupils of the cat food shop at work dilated slightly for two seconds, and then she also heard the extremely gentle voice on the amplified speaker.

"Science! It's definitely the voice of Science!!!"

While buying cat food for work, she bit her fingernails and stared at the screen without blinking. Even if the live broadcast tool fell into the sea snake nest, even if 10 minutes had passed, she had an intuition in her heart.

That intuition told her that as long as she waited, she would definitely see something unexpected.

Ten minutes later, the Sea Snake family was forcibly separated, and the innocent mobile phone finally recovered its free body, supported by a black tail, and was about to be teleported to a certain location.

Then I saw it when I was buying cat food for work. In the live broadcast tool placed on the sidelines, the expressionless, high-ranking Kepujun standing in the distance had an astonishingly long black tail on his lower body.

The angle of view is from bottom to top, as if looking up at the gods in the sea. The camera takes a long and steady shot of the unimaginable tail. Finally, when the mobile phone is at the same level as the pair of blue eyes, everyone can see it. The little mermaid with a rainbow tail in his arms.

The small ball was held in the arms of the sea god-like man, like a treasure, cared for extremely.

"Caesar, have you found it? Or forget it." The little mermaid buried her head in his shoulder, raised her head, grabbed the long hair that was floating everywhere, and asked with a sleepy expression.

"found it."

The god-like figure carefully held the black tool in his hand, wiped it clean with the edge of the black robe, and handed it to the little mermaid in his arms.

Lin Bai turned around, hooked his shoulder with one hand, and reached for the recovered mobile phone with the other.

He stopped halfway through his fingers, looking at the clean black phone, his eyes were full of struggles; "Could a little snake have gotten in?"

The sea wizard also looked at the machine. There is a flat inlet and outlet and a round hole under the tool. "It's very likely."

"Then you keep it for me first, and then return it to me after you find the tool and open it for a look."

Hearing that there might really be a small snake inside, Lin Bai kept retracting his fingers, and even nestled himself into Wizard Hai's arms again, and then pointed at the cell phone held by the person; "Help me put it Turn it off, press and hold the soft key on the right side."

Wizard Hai complied, and the screen quickly lit up, "Click the close symbol on the right again."

The app that had been broadcast live for half an hour was ruthlessly shut down. During the whole process, not a single fish thought of saying hello to the audience, and no fish wanted to explain what happened to the sea snake.

The live broadcast was closed, and the remaining millions of people were forced to retreat from the room, and they opened the forum immediately and started posting.

I bought cat food for work and squatted on the chair, giggled for a few seconds at the blackened screen, jumped up and quickly opened the forum, deleted the reply to the poster just now, and immediately added a new answer to send to each other.

After finishing all this, he nestled in the chair contentedly, covered his mouth and screamed silently, and the cat's eyes exposed in the middle of his fingers were shining with an unusually bright light.

"What are we? Tool people are nothing more than that!"

"Originally, anchor sellers always ignored people, so I recognized my African identity, but I never thought that now I don't even have the qualifications to be African, and I have become a tool for showing affection."

"So Mr. Kepu is also a mermaid, that tail is so long."

"Is the anchor and Kepu Jun a couple? I was almost frozen to death by Ke Pujun's eyes just now, and the tone he spoke to the anchor in the next second, I am alive again!"

"Ahhhhhhhh KSWL! The difference in height between Mr. Kepu and the little mermaid makes me bleed!"

"I never expected that behind the sea snake movement was a high-sugar show of affection!"

Many viewers on Starnet who quit without seeing the end, looked at the refreshed posts, and shouted in bewilderment; "Is there anyone to sum up! Give me a way out for the melon-eaters who haven't caught up."

Soon, a summary post appeared on the Xingwang forum.

Summary [Watch a sea creature's unique show of affection (sea snake/mermaid)]

Lin Bai, who couldn't use his mobile phone, lay on Wizard Hai's body, turned on the terminal on his wrist, and found that the interstellar man who was working to buy cat food replied to him.

Clicking on the reminder, Lin Bai scanned the scene and three lines, and quickly read the entire content.

Work to buy cat food: "Now, you need to do three things as I ordered."

"First, ask yourself, do you hate the person in power?"

"Second, ask yourself, when you hugged him, or when he hugged you, did you feel resentment or disgust?"

"Third, if you don't have any bad emotions in the above two questions, why not try kissing the other party, secretly kissing him while he is asleep, and then tell me how you feel."

After reading these three answers or questions, Lin Bai was a little confused thinking about the topic he asked in the original post, as if he was asking Wizard Hai what he thinks of himself?

Why did he suddenly become his own idea of ​​the sea wizard?

The job at the other end of the forum was to buy cat food. At this moment, he suddenly sat up with a tacit understanding, reopened the forum and continued to reply to the host.

Work to buy cat food; "Don't get me wrong, as a professional psychologist, please believe me that there is no problem with this kind of procedure, if it is difficult, you can try to make him kiss you automatically, but in that case, the result may not be very good Same."

After Lin Bai read the other party's latest explanation, he compared the two answers together.

It was extremely difficult for the sea wizard to kiss him on his own initiative.

The little mermaid skipped the last difficult question and went to the first two questions first.

"Does he hate sea wizards?"

The little mermaid, who was hung on the sea wizard by everyone, unconsciously swayed its rainbow-colored tail, recalled the life of the past few months, and shook his head decisively; "I don't hate it."

Next question; "Does he hate sea wizard hugs?"

The little rainbow mermaid lowered her head, glanced at their posture at the moment, and silently crossed out this non-existent question.

Now, there is only one last question left.

Kissing the Sea Wizard...

The author has something to say: Sea Wizard: Waiting for you.

感谢在2020-05-2622:56:52~2020-05-2723:46:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 37 bottles of Qiyexue; 16 bottles of Bai Qingning;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!