I became famous all over the world by selling my property

"Is this tail of yours just for barbers?" Lin Bai bent two fingers and tapped the black tail that was entwined around him.

It is suspected that this guy is reincarnated as a savage, who will slap everything and hate everything.

A sea wizard who doesn't understand the meaning of the bar essence can't answer this question.

"Lin Bai, what do you mean by bar spirit? Isn't the sea wizard a mermaid?" Ban Yue in his pocket was very eager to learn, and asked the sea wizard's question.

Hearing this, the little mermaid hugged her tail with a half-smile, and changed into a more comfortable position, before explaining to Ban Yue; "Ah, it's the kind of guy who can find reasons to object no matter what others say. Find out the mistakes, and then refute you, this kind of person is bullying others every day, and after a long time, he will become a master." The white and slender fingers tapped the black tail on his body. "like this."

What Ban Yue heard was half-understood, "It turns out that your sea wizard is not a mermaid, so he can still rule the mermaid clan, and he is quite capable."

"Ah! Why did you hit me on the head!" Ban Yue shook his beaten head and glared angrily at the guy who beat him.

"It's not me, I didn't see it, it must be your illusion." Otherwise, the little mermaid of the third company spread her hands with a pure face.

Ban Yue was fooled by his appearance, and tilted his head to look at the seaweed and floats passing by all around him; "Who else is it if it's not you, could there be other fish hitting me?"

Lin Bai let out a sigh, and stretched himself on top of the wide and long tail; "Maybe it was the gangster who beat you, anyway, the gangster can do anything."

Ban Yue, who wanted revenge, heard the word "Gang Jing", and then gestured to the body difference between himself and Gang Jing, and crushed the idea of ​​fighting back into the deepest part of his brain, preparing to seal this corner permanently.

It took less than an hour for the three fish to set off before Lin Bai fell asleep.

The sea wizard, who was heading east all the way, looked back and saw the sleeping figure on the tail, the advancing body stopped, and the water flow deftly pushed the sleeping little mermaid to him.

Lin Bai, who was holding a black tail in his arms, was pushed into his broad arms by the current when he opened his small mouth and blew bubbles to sleep.

Ban Yue, who was squeezed in his jacket pocket, felt much more uncomfortable, and when he was about to get out of his pocket to change to sleep by himself, he saw a head squeezed over.

Ban Yue, who was about to swim out, looked at the long black hair hanging on Lin Bai's shirt, silently shrinking her body back and forth into the pocket.

One hand smoothed the frowning brows of the sleeping little mermaid. The sleeping little mermaid held her cold tail and tugged at the corners of her mouth, and buried her head in the tail in disgust.

The huge black creature in the sea directly turned into a human.

The tail that Lin Bai hugged all the way disappeared, and the empty embrace made the little mermaid feel a little uncomfortable opening her arms and looking around.

The sea wizard took out the small blue-tailed fish hiding in his pocket and threw it aside, then he hugged him again and swam to the huge clam pearl not far away.

The little blue-tailed fish Banyue, who had slipped out of the rapture, turned over in the water, squinted at the scene of forcefully knocking open the shell of the clam bead and making the mother move on the spot, and suddenly felt that it would not be so miserable if she just changed her sleeping place.

No matter how miserable it is, it is not as miserable as the oyster mother who moved on the spot. Wizard Hai is decisive, just like Lin Bai said, he is a good person!

Lin Bai, who didn't know all this at all, lay in his new residence, swam for two days and then cried a lot. The person who couldn't be woken up by this small movement, fell into a deeper sleep holding the tail that came back again.

After this sleep, when he woke up again, a few strands of light blue light passed through the sea surface, entered the center of the long seabed, shone on his eyelids, and Lin Bai opened his black eyes impatiently, with a violent temper. When he caught a glimpse of the side face that was close at hand, his head, which had been empty all night, still hadn't come back to his senses.

Staring blankly at the guy who was sleeping with him, Lin Bai looked away after a few seconds and looked at where he was.

They were lying inside a huge clam pearl, and there were still a few shreds of meat hanging from the edge of the white inner shell. On the backpack on his left, a small fish with a blue tail was lying on its back. wake up.

The clam shell was opened, and Lin Bai opened his eyes and looked curiously at the sky above. A group of small gray fish fry were swimming above their heads, and one of them was still staring at two fish eyes and wanted to come over and peck him.

Lin Bai became more and more playful, and wanted to grab it to scare him, but just as he was about to raise his hand, there was movement around him.

A strong force came, and the little mermaid, who couldn't guard against it, was pulled into a warm chest with two arms, and her long water-weed-like hair was entangled, and she arched her head on his shoulders and neck.

The little mermaid's face darkened, she pursed her lips tightly, took out her right hand, squeezed two fingers to grab the inside of the upper arm of the barbette on her body, and pinched fiercely, "Your surname is Hai, don't pretend to sleep and eat!" I want tofu."

The sea wizard, who was half asleep and half awake, woke up immediately after being pinched, opened his eyes and saw the entanglement between the two at the moment, and quickly let go of him.

Lin Bai looked at the distance between the two of them at least one meter, raised his eyebrows and gave him a blank stare. Is there something wrong with this guy?

He took the initiative to pester him while he was sleeping, and now he hid so far away as if he had a virus on his body. He didn't despise him yet, but he did despise himself.

The image-destroyed Wizard Hai stood up from the clamshell, coughing calmly; "The surname is not Hai."

"You have other names." Lin Bai thought he had no name at all except Wizard Hai.

"My name is Caesar." Wizard Hai told him his name.

The little mermaid nodded, expressing that after remembering, she clutched her hungry stomach and poured it back into the clam shell, shrinking into a ball; "I'm hungry."

"I'll go ashore to get you food, stay here with it and don't wander around until I come back." The sea wizard looked at the blue-tailed fish that had woken up on the backpack, warning with his eyes.

Lin Bai who was lying down waved his hand perfunctorily, signaling that he could go.

After the sea wizard left, Lin Bai lay on his back, resting his hands on the back of his head, watching the sea fish, jellyfish, turtles and other creatures passing by from time to time.

One was all white and looked like a piece of fat pork that had been soaked in water for a long time, and it floated to Lin Bai.

"What kind of creature is this?" Lin Bai sat up and poked the piece of fat pork with his finger.

"Hey, hey, she's a clam mother, how are you, little cutie."

Fu Luo, who has lived for more than 100 years, suffered the biggest crisis in life yesterday.

Her shell was pried, and the other party moved in directly, and asked her to move without saying a word.

Fu Luo was kicked out in a daze. A clam mother without a shell has no protection at all. Let's not mention how hard it was for her this night.

Now, before the tyrant fish came back, Fu Luo wanted to discuss with the remaining one quickly. The house can be lived in, but can she not take it with her when she leaves? After all, this is the shell that has been with her for more than 100 years.

Knowing that he lived in someone else's house, Lin Bai hurriedly crawled out, holding a backpack in his arms, carrying half a month on his shoulders, bent over to apologize with his face flushed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know this was your home, I'll give it back to you now, see what's missing, and I can replenish it for you."

"It's okay, just return the shell to me, and I heard that Tyrannosaurus fish told you not to leave just now."

Fu Luo pushed him with her white and tender body, and said quietly: "Until he comes back, you can live here, as long as you don't let that guy take me away when you leave."

"I'm sorry, I apologize to you on his behalf, and I will give you these pearls as an apology."

Lin Bai took out a handful of black pearls from his backpack and handed them to the other party.

Seeing so many big and round pearls, Fu Luo cheered and hugged his cheek excitedly, and kissed him hard; "You are really kind! You can stay if you like, you are welcome! You can stay as long as you want." How long will you stay!"

After speaking, he moved these pearls to his own house one by one, and he did not forget to explain while moving: "I just want to tell you, I have never been able to grow pearls. I have worked hard to grow my body, but so I have been failing for many years, and now I have so many pearls at once, and no one of my kind will look down on me anymore!!!”

Lin Bai grabbed at least fifteen pearls just now, and now these pearls are neatly arranged in the center of the shell of the oyster, and the piece of fat pork is sitting in the center like this, spreading its flesh-colored arms and waving "There are so many, I have raised them all."

Ban Yue swam up to Lin Bai's ear and whispered, "Is she a little silly?"

"It's not stupid, it's quite cute." In order to make the oyster mother happier, Lin Bai poured another dozen or so pearls for her, which made Fu Luo happy. The home surrounded by pearls, "I'm so happy, but unfortunately no other creature knows except you two."

This is simple, Lin Bai took out his mobile phone from his backpack, adjusted it to the position of card three, saw the two familiar JJ signal prompts, and opened the Quick Meow APP.

Lin Bai, who has not broadcast live for three or four days, has been skinned countless times on the Interstellar Universe channel. All the viewers who were waiting to pick up the leaks waited day after day, and did not even get a shadow for four days in a row.

Qiyin, who spent 3000 million yuan to buy Ye Mingzhu, has already been interviewed by major TV stations because of the leak this time. Now I want to meet him, but I am sorry to trouble you to send an invitation letter first, and I have to wait for his agent to confirm whether he is available. time.

Lin Bai's account was also hacked. He broadcasted two or three live broadcasts before and after. In addition to selling Ye Mingzhu once, he just showed off the tail. The entire account was clean and had no address, real name, or contact information.

Just when everyone thought it was Qiyin's publicity and hype for his catering, reminders of Lin Bai's live broadcast online appeared on countless people's terminals.

"I'm sorry! That little mermaid is live!"

"Hurry up, hurry up! Get ready to pick up all the leaks!"

"Here I come, little cutie! I didn't show up like this, did I go to give birth to a tail?"

Eager viewers rushed into the live broadcast room one by one, and then looked at the picture on the camera collectively dumbfounded.

Lin Bai looked at the ever-increasing number of viewers in the upper left corner, took his phone away, and showed everyone the giant clam pearl beside him; "Hi everyone, today I bring you a very cute big friend, this is Fuluo , By the way, how old are you this year?"

The camera focused on the white, fat-like creature.

It was the first time for Fu Luo to come into contact with this, and he said shyly, "[-] years old."

The camera turned to Lin Bai's face again, the little mermaid opened her mouth to show her white teeth, and said with a smile; "Okay, she said she is [-] years old."

The phone was turned back again, aiming at the direction of the inner shell of the giant clam pearl, and the anchor's voice-over came into the audience's ears: "Fu Luo, let everyone see the pearl you raised."

All the audience saw that piece of fat pork move!Not only did it move, but it also picked up the black pearls in the shell one by one, and showed them off to the camera one by one like a treasure offering!

"I'm sorry, my myopia seems to have deepened, I seem to have become conscious when I saw a pig's head?"

"This piece of pork is still showing pearls, I suspect I haven't woken up."

"Excuse me, where is the best mental hospital on the main star? I need to be hospitalized."

The audience in the comment area suspected that their IQ was being insulted, but they couldn't bear to take their eyes off the camera.

"I have to say that every time the host broadcasts the scene, it is unique."

"The upstairs is right! No one knows what kind of unique perspective the anchor will use to show us the next time the anchor broadcasts live."

"Only I want to say, is the reason why the anchor performed like this today is because he is going to sell those pearls?"

"Get here, these pearls must be the products that will be sold today. There must be a micro robot installed behind that piece of pork. The performance is really true."

The author has something to say: there are two more chapters later~

感谢在2020-05-0117:54:52~2020-05-0216:07:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: Yanyan 1;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yisheng; 4 bottles of Chenguangxue;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!