I'm just rotten

Sao Nian of all ages will silently hide a great dream in the deepest part of their hearts.

Take Cheng Hao as an example. When he was three years old, his dream was to eliminate all the bad guys in the world.

When he was eight years old, his dream was to become a peerless hero and conquer the world.

When he was 12 years old, his dream was to make all the beautiful girls in the world fall in love with him.

When he was 14, he had a bigger appetite, and it wasn't enough that all the beautiful girls in the world fell in love with him.His dream this time is to make all the crushes from ancient times to the present and even the future fall in love with him!

How to break the crush who wants to soak up the beauty from ancient times to the present and even into the future?

So he started writing.

Writing, how to write how to write.Write about an ancient beauty today, write about a modern lolita tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow an apocalyptic royal sister...wouldn't it be nice to have an alien peerless beauty the day after tomorrow?

Cheng Hao couldn't wait to open the document and started to create his own little world.

He directly disassembled the word "Cheng" and took a pen name "Hecheng", which looks concise and profound...but the fact is that the domineering and leaky pen names he entered have all been preempted by others—this He picked up the pseudonym in a hurry.Later, I found it troublesome, so I simply changed my nickname to "Hecheng".

But how good can the kid's writing skills be?There are countless typos in an article, and the connection between sentences is very inappropriate. It is estimated that no one but himself can understand what he is writing.

The first [-] chapters of the novel are about how handsome and awesome the protagonist is. After writing for a long time, a younger sister finally appeared on the stage... and then, it was gone.

As soon as Cheng Hao published the article in shock, he didn't expect that there would be a lot of complaints from below.

Lou Yi: What is this writing? My eyes were blinded by a flash, 0 points!

Lou [-]: How old are you, little brother?There are too many typos to count, so let's go back to our alma mater and study hard!

Lou [-]: What about sister paper!What about sister paper!Where is the point!Your focus is seriously skewed!

Lou [-]: Childish words, poor writing style, narcissistic male lead, incomplete plot, I don’t know what I’m looking at for a long time, it’s boring!Bad review!

Cheng Hao, who was originally full of enthusiasm, completely wilted like an eggplant beaten by frost after seeing the comments.

However, as a good man with ideals and perseverance, after being stimulated by bad reviews for two consecutive weeks, he finally cheered up again!

Lao Tzu's writing is not good, there must be someone who writes worse than Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu is only 14 years old, so there is still a lot of room for development.

He decided to go up and watch other rookie Wen Hao to comfort himself.

After searching for a long time, I finally found an article by a rookie named zqx, titled "Seizing the Soul", and there were only one or two comments below, but the scolding was worse than his.He became curious, how miserable did this person have to write to be scolded so badly?So he couldn't wait to poke in.

However, after reading it, he showed an extremely sad expression.

What to do... He seems to think it looks pretty good.The male protagonist looks very domineering.

Because they are both rookies, so he reads the other party's article, so he thinks it looks good. ——Cheng Hao made a bitter face.

However, as a rookie with the same fate as zqx, Cheng Hao knows the sadness in his heart after being scolded. Since he thinks it looks good, it would be good to leave a message to encourage the other party.After all, what author doesn't want his articles to be recognized by readers?

So he wrote: "Hey man, don't listen to what they say! I think your writing is pretty good, keep up the good work! I support you! Wait for the update!"

Cheng Hao began to follow the article, and the more he read it, the more he felt that the updated and refreshing article "Snatching Soul" was really well written.

zqx updates the article very fast, and sometimes Cheng Hao almost thought that he copied and pasted the previous content of the article, although later found that it seems to be the case...

Campus life goes on.

"Cheng Hao, lend me your Chinese test paper." Chu Yi, who was sitting in the front, turned around, poked Cheng Hao who was sleeping soundly, and then said.

"Oh." Cheng Hao half-closed his eyes and reached out to fiddle with the drawer a few times, pulled out a crumpled Chinese test paper, put it on the table, wiped it casually, and handed it to Chu Yi.

After a while, Chu Yi turned around and said to Cheng Hao: "Cheng Hao, why didn't you do the back of your test paper?" After that, he pointed to the empty test paper with a contemptuous expression, "Are you lazy again?" Auntie He was once asked to supervise Cheng Hao, and, as a good buddy of Cheng Hao, he also felt that he had to think about his future and supervise his study.

Cheng Hao glanced sleepily at the back of the Chinese test paper, with a dazed expression, obviously not fully awake yet: "...what didn't you do?"

Chu Yi suddenly fell silent.

Cheng Hao felt a little strange and forced himself to wake up. When he raised his eyes, he saw Chu Yi was staring at the test paper, and the hairs on the top of his head seemed to stand on end.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Hao asked suspiciously. Seeing that Chu Yi was still staring at the test paper, he felt even worse.

At this moment, Chu Yi suddenly took the test paper and turned around: "It's nothing, I took it wrong, this one is mine."

Cheng Hao: "..."

After being tormented like this, Cheng Hao lost his sleepiness. After sitting for a while, he suddenly thought of something, so he began to stretch out his hand excitedly to pull Chu Yi: "Hey, Chu Yi."

Chu Yi turned his head and saw Cheng Hao's expression of "I'm so excited", he couldn't help but wondered, "What's wrong?"

"Have you read the novel I wrote?" Cheng Hao stretched out his hand to support his chin, and looked at him expectantly, his eyes shining brightly.

Chu Yi's eyes were complicated for a moment, looking at Cheng Hao who looked expectant, he said in a deep voice: "I saw it."

"How is it?" Cheng Hao asked hurriedly, still looking forward to it.

"...It's okay." Chu Yi wanted to speak for a while and stopped before finally saying.

Cheng Hao knew this buddy who had been with him since he was a child, and when he saw his expression, he immediately knew that he had something to say but was too embarrassed to say it directly.

"Don't be like this. If there is anything wrong, just point it out so that I can correct it. Besides, since I suffered that huge blow, I have a brawny head and an iron arm, and I am not afraid of any big blow!" Cheng Hao didn't care He smiled and said.

Seeing this, Chu Yi couldn't hesitate anymore, and said with a serious face: "Then I really said it one by one."

"Okay, tell me." Cheng Hao looked serious.

Lao Tzu has a copper head and an iron arm!I am invulnerable!

Chu Yi thought about it for a while, and his expression gradually became a little excited. He took a deep breath and said to Cheng Hao: "Your analogy, to be honest, I have never seen it..." Such a bad analogy.

Of course, he couldn't hit his best buddy like this, so he found a sentence that seemed milder, and said, "...such a wrong metaphor."

"Huh?" Cheng Hao blinked.

"Let's start with the first sentence of Chapter 1 - before you know it, it's already night, and the sky is dark..." Chu Yi recalled the sentences in the novel written by Cheng Hao, and said slowly.

"I think it's okay. Is there anything strange?" Cheng Hao asked doubtfully.

"...The pitch-black sky is like a basin of transparent water stained black with black ink." Chu Yi continued, taking a deep breath after speaking, and covering his face silently.

"..." Cheng Hao was silent for a while, and then said, "Although the tongue is a little twisted, it's not difficult to understand."

Chu Yi frantically said: "But I have never seen a metaphor written like this!"

"The world is so big, you haven't seen many of them." Cheng Hao said with a deep expression, "Besides, I wrote so meticulously."

Chu Yi: "Mud...is it okay to write such a long Hongguoguo, and is it necessary to write so unnutritive!"

"There's another sentence!" Chu Yi recalled, "This is a rare beauty - blue hair flying in mid-air, like drizzle, and under her smooth and white forehead is a pair of curved hair. Liu Yemei..."

"I don't think there's any problem." Cheng Hao couldn't help but said.

"...Under the curved willow-leaf eyebrows, there is a pair of huge eyeballs!"

"What's the matter?" Cheng Hao didn't understand why Chu Yi held his forehead with his hand with a depressed expression as soon as he finished speaking.

"Please, do you think that when you write horror novels, what do you mean by huge eyeballs... You don't have to describe it like this if you want to write about a girl with big eyes, she will cry." Chu Yi said helplessly.

"What's the difference between an eyeball and an eye?" Cheng Hao asked immediately.

"Uh, there's a big difference."

"What kind of Dafa?" Cheng Hao raised his eyebrows.

"The eyeball refers to the entire eyeball..."

"What about the eyes?"

"..." Chu Yi was silent for a while, and said, "I don't know how to tell you, anyway, I want to remind you that your description is not very beautiful, it reminds me of a monster with protruding eyes."

"...Okay, I'll change it." Cheng Hao thought for a while, no matter what, he couldn't make readers think of monsters after looking at the beautiful girls he wrote.

"There is another sentence," Chu Yi thought for a while, and then said, "The hero comes with a vertical halo."

"What's the matter? You are full of domineering spirit!"

"But do you need to explain whether the halo is horizontal or vertical?! Nezha in cosplay!" Chu Yi went crazy.

"If the halo is horizontal, wouldn't the hero step on the ground and fall?" Cheng Hao looked at Chu Yi innocently. At the beginning, he thought about it and thought it was more reasonable, so he wrote it like this.

"But which author will explain whether the aura of the hero is horizontal or vertical!" Chu Yi went crazy again. After a long time, he took a deep breath and slowed down before continuing, "I I think your storyline..."

Finally when it came to the plot, Cheng Hao was very excited.

The most embarrassing thing for me is the plot of this article. I really know how to apply what I have learned. I am simply too talented.

"...something is wrong." Chu Yi paused, and finished with gentle words.

"Wait, what are you talking about? Something's wrong with the plot of the story?" After Cheng Hao figured out what Chu Yi was talking about, he immediately felt like a thunderbolt, his whole body was so stimulated that the outside was scorched and the inside was tender. Standing up tremblingly, "You must give me a reason for this!"

"Okay," Chu Yi said, "Let's talk about the hero's way of cultivating the gods - he was born useless, was chased and killed by his enemies, escaped and fell off a cliff and survived, and then found a hidden cave. Discovered the relics of the ancestors in the cave, got the true biography, and his cultivation level increased greatly, and he killed the enemy after he went out."

"What's the problem with this?" Cheng Hao couldn't help but open his mouth. His writing was written according to this style of routine. It couldn't be more enjoyable, very domineering.Otherwise, why would he learn the big tricks?To say that he is not good is to say that he is very bad. This is absolutely unbearable, and there must be a reason.

"After he killed the enemy, the enemy's sister was distraught and sent someone to hunt him down. He escaped and fell off the cliff and survived the catastrophe. Then he found a second hidden cave, and luckily found the remains of the immortal in that cave. , got the true biography, and his cultivation base soared. After he went out, he hooked up with the enemy's sister." Chu Yi continued.

"Is there any problem?" Cheng Hao was still puzzled.

"After he hooked up his enemy's sister, the person who had always loved his enemy's sister sent someone to hunt him down. He escaped and fell off the cliff and survived the catastrophe. Then he found the third hidden cave, and luckily found it in the cave. The ruins of the gods and men got the true biography, and their cultivation base soared. After he went out, he killed the person behind the scenes who chased him down." Chu Yi continued.

"You recite it so smoothly." Cheng Hao subconsciously praised.

This time, Chu Yi finally couldn't help but violently stretched out his hand and grabbed Cheng Hao's skirt and shook it desperately: "Ahhh! The recitation is so smooth! But brother, do you think I want to? When you see these things over and over again When it comes to the plot, it’s hard for you to remember it. Don’t you really think the plot trend is cheating at all? It’s normal for the protagonist to fall off a cliff and find the ruin once or twice, but you have to make him fall ten times. How many times! I finally understand why you have been scolded so miserably. If it were me, I would want to scold you too, and I want to beat you up! Which cheating author set it up to torture people like this, and the number of words can’t be made up like this. Did you make the one who dragged it out and beheaded it!"

Cheng Hao silently looked at the sky: Ha ha... It's okay, I'm not that good, I made him fall more than a dozen times, but I made him fall dozens of times...

Da Da, although you have been scolded so badly, I still think the protagonist is quite domineering.

The protagonist is crying like pear blossoms and rain: The author is big, please don't torture the little one anymore!Although the little one didn't fall to his death from falling off the cliff, but his chrysanthemum hurt...

Just when Cheng Hao was caught and furious Chu Yi pinched his collar and shook his head dizzily, someone suddenly shouted: "Cheng Hao, someone is looking for you at the door of the classroom."

As soon as Chu Yi subconsciously let go, he saw Cheng Hao rushing out like he had received an amnesty. In the process, he bumped into the corner of the table several times and stumbled, but his eyes were extremely bright.

Savior!

Cheng Hao screamed in his heart.

As early as when he was in elementary school, he had expected that Chu Yi would definitely be a bombshell when he grew up, but he didn't expect that the bigger he got, the more he would be bombarded.At first, he thought that Chu Yi was weak and weak, and he belonged to the type who needed protection. However, after getting along for a long time, Cheng Hao discovered that this was not the case at all.

Although Chu Yi looks white and clean, soft and weak, but he has great strength. A punch can directly smash people's eyes. In Cheng Hao's eyes, this guy's fist has long been turned into a shooting star. hammer.

The reason why Chu Yi's strength is so strong is because he used to practice karate, and now every time he encounters something exciting, he can't help but shake Cheng Hao desperately or raise his hand to slap Cheng Hao on the shoulder, causing Cheng Hao to panic. His shoulders were numb by his direct slaps several times.

Fried hair who has practiced karate...is one of the most terrifying species in the world.

But who made them buddies who were good enough to wear the same pair of pants? ——Cheng Hao said that he has no complaints, he is beaten and smashed, and by the way, he has become an indestructible body.

only……

If there is a savior, he must rush up and hug his thigh first! !

Cheng Hao rushed out of the classroom, looking left and right, with green light in his eyes, he looked like a hungry wolf... Then he saw the man who was standing upright and couldn't even fit his teeth little one.

Xiao Budian stared at him with his small face up, handed over the money in his hand, and said lightly: "Return yours."

Cheng Hao stared at him in a daze for several seconds before he came to his senses and asked hesitantly, "You...are Zhai Jian?"

The person in front of me is still the same as I saw a few days ago, thin and small, with a malnourished appearance, but because there is no blood on his face, the bruises have disappeared a lot, and he looks fair, so he still looks white for a while. I really can't recognize it.Taking a closer look now, you can see that the eyebrows are clear and handsome, and his appearance is unexpectedly pleasing to the eye.

"En." Hearing this, Zhai Jian nodded expressionlessly. Seeing that Cheng Hao had no intention of accepting the money, he directly stuffed the money into his hand, turned around and left without looking back.

Cheng Hao was suddenly thrust by him, just about to say something, when he saw him turn around and leave, he subconsciously called out: "Hello..."

Zhai Jian stopped walking slowly, and looked back at him coldly.

Cheng Hao met his eyes, and there was an indescribable emotion in his heart.

He wanted to ask his class, but... what is his class doing?

Although well-intentioned, this person doesn't seem to have a good impression of him.

Cheng Hao thought to himself and closed his mouth.

That being the case, there is no need for him to put his face on someone's cold ass.

Zhai Jian waited for a while, and seeing that Cheng Hao didn't speak again, he turned his head and continued to walk forward slowly.In fact, it is not so much walking as it is moving slowly a little bit.

Cheng Hao leaned against the wall, standing where he was, looking at his thin back that was gradually going away.

Obviously, Zhai Jian walked with a limp, and those who didn't know it thought he was a disabled person.In addition, his figure is really thin and thin, which makes people feel desolate and desolate.Cheng Hao looked at it and felt that if there was a strong wind blowing at this time, this little guy would definitely be blown away.