I'm just rotten

Why does the one surnamed He always target Lao Tzu? ——Cheng Hao once thought about it seriously, but didn't get the answer.

It wasn't until he was in the fifth grade of primary school that he saw a man surnamed He suddenly kiss Chu Yi on the face.

That's right, that bastard kissed Chu Yi on the face!

Although the action was fleeting, it was discovered by Cheng Hao who had been silently watching Chu Yi.

...There must be something wrong.

Cheng Hao's eyes widened, and he felt bad all of a sudden.He suddenly realized that he seemed to have discovered something very extraordinary.

The past happened one after another.

It seems that whenever he chats with Chu Yi, He Yan always stares at him, right?

His eyes were gloomy, as if his beloved had been robbed, and he was about to be skinned and cramped and thrown into the frying pan.

In the past, he would have thought it was a normal expression of the other party's displeasure because of debt collection, but now, he couldn't help but think in a wrong way.

Could it be... Could it really be that way? ! ——Cheng Hao thought in horror after being poisoned by a rotten girl.

If that's the case...then He Yan and Lao Tzu are fighting each other, could it be that they are...jealous?

Everything seems to have an explanation.

Thinking about it carefully, when He Yan and Chu Yi are together, they are a bit tired and crooked, and the way they get along seems to be really like a young couple...

Cheng Hao took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly. After calming down, he suddenly clenched his fists and looked serious.

No, how could he tolerate such a person being with Chu Yi!

Know yourself and the enemy, a hundred battles will never end.

He will go back to check the relevant information now.

So, Cheng Hao went online to browse the information about BL in ancient and modern China and abroad, and looked it up in the dictionary and found that his little hands were cramping. Until the end, he accidentally clicked on a Danmei article.

Although Cheng Hao usually loves to play, he has been reading novels since the third grade (especially violent martial arts). Compared with children of this age, he can read more words. With the spirit of ", I finally succeeded in reading that Danmei article from beginning to end.

During the whole process, Chen Lin was horrified to hear creepy laughter coming from her son's room from time to time...

In the end, Cheng Hao silently wiped away the nosebleed from his face, his expression returned to seriousness, and he closed his eyes and meditated for a long time.

Actually, it seems... still acceptable?

Wait, how could he find it acceptable?

Cheng Hao straightened his back suddenly.

If that's the case, wouldn't he become a pervert?

Cheng Hao's expression was tangled.

After a few minutes……

Cheng Hao stared at the computer screen with a serious expression.

Or... read another book?

Early the next morning, Chu Yi saw Cheng Hao walking into the classroom while dozing off with huge dark circles under his eyes.

When Cheng Hao saw him, he laughed and put on a pose to tease him deliberately: "To destroy pandas, I am—a national treasure!"

Chu Yi looked at him, and couldn't hold back a "poof" laugh, his eyebrows and eyes were curved, he looked very cute, but soon, he put on a small face, pretending to be serious and said: "You stayed up late again Right? How many times have I said that staying up late is not good for your health. Now is the time for us to grow our bodies..."

Hearing the familiar voice of persuasion in his ears, Cheng Hao felt a warm current in his heart. He grinned, bumped Chu Yi's arm sideways as usual, and stretched out his hand to compare with the top of their heads: "Look! , no matter what, you, a long-bodied guy who goes to bed early, is not that much shorter than me. Come and teach me when you are taller than me."

Chu Yiwen's eyes widened, his cheeks bulged, and he looked like he was about to beat him up, but at this moment Cheng Hao had already laughed and ran away.Chu Yi looked at Cheng Hao's retreating back, and gradually revealed an expression of wanting to laugh but helpless.

Ever since Cheng Hao came into contact with Danmei, for some reason, he found that when he looked at He Yan and Chu Yi's way of getting along again, he felt that something was different from before.

For example, when the students were preparing to eat breakfast, he found that the student surnamed He had no lunch box.

Cheng Hao: When two people share a meal or something, eating the same bowl is called indirect kissing. It is written in novels that eating other people's saliva can infect tooth decay.

When get out of class was over, Chu Yi went to the bathroom, and He Yan followed.

Cheng Hao: This is called using gender to covet openly. Although sometimes you don’t go to the toilet with him, what’s the matter with you standing on the second floor of the teaching building overlooking the men’s toilet?Don't think that I didn't find out that there is a small half in the men's toilet!have!ceiling.

Cheng Hao: After school, you should go home, Chu Yi, you are studying a gross math problem so close to the surname He under such an ambiguous and dim light?And even being patted on the head... You stupid kid, do you know that you have been raped!

Looking at Chu Yi who was unaware, Cheng Hao couldn't help but feel extremely worried about his dark future life.

"As your best buddy, I will definitely not let you fall into the mouth of a wolf!" Cheng Hao expressionlessly wiped away the inexplicable nosebleed, and swore word by word in the dark.

"A dog's smelly feet are highly sensitive. Dogs' smelly feet are 1200 times more sensitive than humans..."

The math teacher was very devoted to explaining a math problem on the blackboard.

He Yan couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth as he listened, and poked Chu Yi: "He read it wrong, it should be the sense of smell."

"How could the teacher be wrong?" Chu Yi didn't even look at him, and continued to listen carefully.

"..." He Yan's face darkened slightly, and he continued to poke him, "The teacher just pronounced it wrong! Putonghua is not pronounced that way!"

"Sense of smell?" Chu Yi curled his lips, "It doesn't sound as good as smelly feet. I haven't heard of it!"

He Yan said with a dark face: "If you don't believe me, ask the Chinese teacher after class! The teacher is also at fault!"

So when Cheng Hao came to play with Chu Yi, Chu Yi had already asked the Chinese teacher about the difference between "smell" and "stinky feet"...

After a while, Chu Yi came back blushing again, his little face was blushing, his eyes were shining with admiration, he grabbed He Yan and shook him vigorously: "He Yan, you are so amazing! Even the teacher You will be wrong too!"

He Yan looked down at Chu Yi tenderly, patted his head and said, "En."

Cheng Hao looked at the two embracing each other, and turned his head silently in a lonely way.

You, whose surname is He, are still Lao Tzu Chu Yi!

Also, when you were in microcomputer class, it was wrong for the two of you to jitter the windows and send videos back and forth. You sent me window jitters from the very beginning of the game... How did your sister, surnamed He, teach Chu Yi!Lao Tzu's brilliant record!

Chu Yi admired: "He Yan, you are amazing!"

He Yan smiled and patted his head.

Cheng Hao, who only wanted to win the game by defeating Chu Yi, held his injured heart and wept silently.

Maybe God was moved by Cheng Hao's tenacious and unyielding will. When he was in the sixth grade of elementary school-separated classes!

The class assignments are simply too powerful, and the one with the surname He is directly out of the game, so there is no need to break my nerves anymore! ——Cheng Hao, who has been completely defeated for five years, said that he is finally going to stand up, and he couldn't be happier.

I am sitting at the same table with the simple and cute Chu Yi in the same class, and the one surnamed He can only stare at me in other classes, hahaha!

but……

But why...

Why would Chu Yi, this stupid shou, run to He's class over and over again?

"He lent me another 200 yuan and didn't pay it back!" Chu Yi slapped the table furiously, "He's such a big asshole!"

... So dare to love this guy to collect debts?

You are really good at surnamed He.Cheng Hao swallowed blood and tears silently.

Days passed by.

Cheng Hao has turned over more and more Danmei.

You ask him why he continues to flip?

Cheng Hao replied calmly: I am studying.

If you ignore the two strange lines of red liquid flowing down from his nostrils, maybe everyone will really believe what he said.

Chu Yi felt that his good buddy was getting weirder and weirder.

For example, in Chinese class——

"Lian Po heard that he covered the thorns with meat, and because the guests came to Lin Xiangru's door to apologize, he said: "You despicable people, I don't know how lenient the general is!"

Cheng Hao repeated silently: "Kiss the neck."

Chu Yi: "?"

"The Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep, and it's not as good as Wang Lun's love for me."

Cheng Hao said silently: "Wang Bai."

Chu Yi: "?"

"Urgently! Today, Xiang Zhuang draws his sword and dances, the meaning is always in Pei Gong."

Cheng Hao said silently: "The intention is for Pei Gong."

Chu Yi: "!"

"All the scholars are angry with their eyes, and their hair is full of finger crowns."

Cheng Hao said silently: "A group of fried hair sufferers."

Chu Yi: "?!"

"Pei Gong got up to go to the toilet, because he invited Fan Kui out."

Cheng Hao said silently: "Pei Gong gets up to go to the toilet, recruit Fan."

Chu Yi couldn't help but wonder: Is Cheng Hao's brain broken?

"What are you... talking about?" He couldn't help poking Cheng Hao, and asked with a strange expression.

Cheng Hao looked at Chu Yi silently for a long time, then sighed meaningfully, shook his head, and said, "Children, don't worry if you don't understand."

Chu Yi was speechless, and he strengthened his opinion in the bottom of his heart.

Maybe it's because Cheng Hao was tortured so miserably by He Yan, God knows, in the second semester of the sixth grade, the one surnamed He finally transferred to another school.

Finally transferred!

Cheng Hao almost wanted to look up to the sky and laugh: Hahaha, Chu Yi really belongs to me, you bastard with the surname He, get the hell out of me!

However, when he turned his head to look at the same table, Cheng Hao couldn't laugh again - because Chu Yi stared at everyone as if his hair was blown all day long.

"Bastard bastard bastard, he just left like that. I misjudged him! Bastard...I don't want to talk to him anymore!" Chu Yi slapped the table angrily, "He hasn't paid back the money yet!"

Cheng Hao fell silent.It seems that the surname He wants to make Chu Yi remember him for the rest of his life in such a cheating way.

Later, Cheng Hao found out that something happened to He’s family, and he left in a hurry. He wanted to say goodbye to Chu Yi, but that day, Chu Yi took time off to go back to his relative’s house for a wedding reception...so he had to put the farewell letter in his pocket. In Chu Yi's workbook.

What was written in the letter was what He Yan wanted to tell Chu Yi a long time ago, but he never had the courage, and now he was leaving, so he had the idea of ​​breaking the can.

what's the result? ——When collecting homework, Chu Yi handed in the homework without noticing.

And then, going around...the letter was dropped.

Aha.

This is really a sad story.

Because of He Yan's departure, Chu Yi had been pissed off for a long time, so, as he went on and on... he got used to it.

So that's how fried hair shou came about.

Gradually, another year passed.Chu Yi and Cheng Hao went to the same middle school together, but Chu Yi got in with the top grade in the whole grade, and Cheng Hao got in by relying on his father to find connections.

During the class meeting, the teacher sent out a psychological questionnaire.

Cheng Hao felt that the above questions were very cheating, and one of them was asked like this——

Are you experiencing extreme decline in interest in the opposite sex?Select Yes, or No.

Cheng Hao looked at the question silently, thinking that the question was too boring, who would choose "yes".

As a result, when he saw Chu Yi's answer, he was terrified.

Chu Yi chose yes—yes.

Cheng Hao's horrified face: "Dude... What's wrong with you? Why did you choose 'yes'?"

Could it be... Could it be...!

I thought it was just He Yan's wishful thinking, so it wasn't it?

Cheng Hao thought of the greasy and crooked looks of Chu Yi and He Yan in elementary school, and suddenly... At the same time, he felt a little melancholy.

Logically speaking, isn't Lao Tzu more handsome and manly, more reliable? Why didn't I consider Lao Tzu?

Chu Yi bit his pen and looked at him sideways, with a natural look on his face: "I think there is no difference between girls and boys in essence except for their body structure. And we have also seen girls' body structure in biology books." , why are you still interested?"

Cheng Hao: "..."

Sure enough, Chu Yi's way of thinking is different from ordinary people.