I'm just rotten

The military training process is terrible.

Because of the red hair on his forehead, Cheng Hao was teased by the instructor just after the military training started.

Instructor: "Hey, where is the rooster and the big red crown?" After speaking, he reached out and stroked Cheng Hao's hair.

Cheng Hao: "..."

Next, because Cheng Hao joked with his classmates that the instructor looked like a girl, he was accidentally watched by the instructor and found fault everywhere.

It is very painful to offend the instructor, because he will let you know what life is like death.

——"No. [-] comes out!"

With a big sun above his head, Cheng Hao stood motionless on the playground with his back to everyone, expressionless.

"Don't move!" The young, tall and thin instructor walked up to him, looked at him for a while, reached out and patted his face frivolously, and then said in a low voice, "I tell you, I'm the last Hate the little boy!"

Cheng Hao: "..."

The instructor suddenly roared: "One!" This is the perverted punishment method set up by the devil instructor.

Cheng Hao squatted silently, hugged his head, raised his toes to lift his heels off the ground, then jumped back suddenly, turned 180 degrees, and then his toes touched the ground firmly, his heels were still off the ground, and his body was shaking. Didn't shake.

A sneer sneered at the corner of the instructor's mouth: "Two!"

Cheng Hao silently held his head and jumped another 180 degrees.

The instructor narrowed his eyes and lazily said, "One!"

Cheng Hao silently held his head and then jumped 180 degrees...

So for the next minute——

"One, two, one, two, one, two..."

Cheng Hao silently turned around, turned around, turned around, turned around again... In the end, his legs were almost trembling, but he still tried not to hum.

The melon-eating crowd watched and thought in unison: buddy, your concentration is really good, we are dizzy watching it...

After a while, the instructor seemed to be tired, and finally let him stand up.Cheng Hao tried his best to support his body, and it took him a long time to stand upright unsteadily.However, the instructor did not let him go and said loudly: "How many push-ups do you think you should be punished for?"

Cheng Hao looked at the instructor and said, "One."

The instructor sneered.

Cheng Hao was silent for a while, and said, "Twenty."

The instructor continued to sneer.

Cheng Hao hesitated: "...Thirty."

The instructor gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Hehe... fifty!"

Cheng Hao said: "Instructor, you can just say fifty at the beginning, why are you asking me? What a waste of time."

The instructor continued to grit his teeth and sneer: "I just like to bask in the sun with you here, can't I!?"

Cheng Hao: "..."

So Cheng Hao went to do fifty push-ups with no expression on his face.

The instructor stood aside and said loudly: "If you are punished, you have to look like you are being punished! Be smart and know what to say and what not to say. Do you know what you said wrong?"

Cheng Hao said loudly while doing it: "Know!"

The instructor leaned down with a sneer, reached out and patted his face and whispered, "You know what a fart!"

Cheng Hao: "..."

The instructor said loudly: "Don't be smart! Next time, whoever says to punish less than [-] push-ups, I will let him do [-] push-ups!" He shouted loudly, "Got it!"

Cheng Hao felt his eardrums vibrate.

Everyone shouted: "Got it!"

The instructor said loudly: "I tell you, never look for a boyfriend like him in the future! I really don't feel safe!"

Everyone laughed.A boy whispered: "Haha, instructor, you should say this to girls, not to 'us'."

The instructor glanced at him, and said with a smirk: "Don't question the instructor's words! Also, even a boy is not qualified to say that!"

The boy who was said to be a little boy: "..."

The instructor leaned down and continued to pat Cheng Hao's face: "Tsk, my face is so red just now."

This is a rip-off, right?ah?This is a rip-off! !

I didn't feel it at first, but now it seems that I have wiped for the third time?

Cheng Hao: "...Report to the instructor, I want to vomit."

The instructor sneered: "Don't make any excuses for yourself to avoid responsibility!"

In the next second, Cheng Hao couldn't help but vomit on the instructor...

The instructor's face was livid: "..."

Next, Cheng Hao only felt black and white in front of his eyes, and his body was uncontrollable, and he tilted to the side powerlessly.

"Who...Which buddy, come help me." Cheng Hao struggled with his eyes half-opened, angrily.

If I had known that I would have skipped breakfast in the morning, my stomach was really rumbling right now, and the most important point—the image of Lao Tzu was gone.

Just as he was thinking this way, suddenly, someone supported him and strongly supported him to move forward.

Cheng Hao tried his best to open his eyes wide, trying to see who was so kind, but his field of vision was too dark, with some snowflakes mixed in, he couldn't see who it was at all, only a vague outline.

Seems a little familiar.

Zhai... Qixiao?

After another staggering walk, Cheng Hao was gently placed on the long mat by the man.

The man took out a tissue and wiped Cheng Hao's mouth, and his movements were gentle.

Afterwards, Cheng Hao was fed a few mouthfuls of glucose water, and he heard someone beside him ask, "What's wrong with you?"

"Chest tightness, eyes can't see anything." Cheng Hao replied hoarsely.

"Do you feel like vomiting?" The man continued to ask.

"I've spit it out." Cheng Hao replied.

The man paused, and said softly, "Lie down and see if you feel better. If you feel uncomfortable, just tell me."

Cheng Hao responded, "Well, thank you."

He heard the man smile slightly.

It was a young woman's voice, very clear and moving, Cheng Hao could imagine how bright and moving her smile was at this moment.

After a while, Cheng Hao felt that his vision gradually became clearer. He supported himself with his hands and sat up slowly. Then, as expected, he saw Zhai Qixiao sitting beside him, drinking glucose water leisurely...

The one surnamed Zhai took the glucose water to drink while sending him to the school infirmary, look at this relaxed and calm appearance.

Cheng Hao thought: The one with the surname Zhai must have sent him to the school infirmary so actively to take the opportunity to rest and drink glucose water!

He turned his head and looked, and found an extremely good-looking woman, probably in her twenties, with long shawl hair.She was patiently pouring glucose water for a girl who had just woken up from a coma, and her sideways face was dazzled in the sunlight, which looked extraordinarily soft.

Cheng Hao's heart skipped a beat.

"Do you feel better?" The woman noticed that he was looking at herself, and slightly turned her face to him and smiled softly.

Cheng Hao smiled heartily: "Well, it's better. Thank you!"

The woman laughed "puchi", and motioned him to look at the silent Zhai Qixiao beside her with her eyes: "It's him who you want to thank, he helped you in just now, and even wiped your mouth and fed you glucose water, why? Can you ignore people?"

Cheng Hao was a little embarrassed when he was told this, but he quickly turned his head and said to Zhai Qixiao, "Thank you."

Zhai Qixiao paused for a moment with the hand holding the water glass, lowered his eyes and replied nonchalantly: "Yes."

So the episode of Cheng Hao's military training fainting basically ended like this.

However, since this incident, Cheng Hao's visits to the school infirmary have somehow gradually increased... This must not be Zhai Qixiao's illusion.

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The military training career in high school is really unforgettable. ——Cheng Hao swallowed blood and tears silently.

Who said that thick skin is not afraid of the sun?

On the third day of the military training, he looked in the mirror at his sunburnt neck, which looked like a roasted sweet potato, red and black throughout, mixed with a burning tingling sensation.

It's not that he doesn't like exercising, it's just that he usually exercises indoors - there is a big gym at home, and he usually goes back and forth to exercise a few times when he has nothing to do.

Otaku, the sun is less.Who can bear such sudden exposure to the sun?

"Hiss..." Cheng Hao took a deep breath while washing in vain.

Didn't he just vomit all over him accidentally, and don't look at who made him vomit, the instructor is too cruel, do you need to torture him to death!

"Enjoy the last military training of your high school career." The instructor's voice was full of sadistic pleasure, rippling non-stop in his mind, "Don't blame me, you will thank me in the future. Know, I am tempering your will and stimulating your fighting spirit."

Grind your head!

Cheng Hao furrowed his slender eyebrows fiercely, and roared silently in his heart: "It's nothing to let someone clean up!"

a few hours ago -

"Because this is the last day of military training, I'm going to tell you some heartfelt words!" The instructor held his head high, pacing back and forth, and glanced at everyone in the team, "After these days, among you Some people here must be prejudiced against me..." Before he finished speaking, his gaze swept over Cheng Hao who was dozing with his head slightly lowered and his eyes half-closed.

"No. [-]!" the instructor shouted suddenly, with a thunderous momentum.

Cheng Hao's whole body was shocked, and he woke up suddenly. He saw the instructor staring at him like a torch, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, then subconsciously glanced left and right...

Almost everyone looked at him excitedly.

Military training is very boring, and Cheng Hao is the best seasoning.

"What are you looking at? I'm calling you!" The instructor walked up to Cheng Hao with an unkind expression, trying to condescendingly put him under mental pressure, but unfortunately found that he didn't seem to be taller than him...then the instructor suddenly turned sideways fiercely. Turning his face, he stared at Cheng Hao vigorously, gritted his teeth and said, "You seem to have forgotten what I said?!"

Hearing the words, Cheng Hao bowed his head condescendingly, and looked at the instructor for a long time with very confused eyes... It wasn't until the instructor's complexion became worse and worse, and his gaze at him became more and more fierce, that he realized belatedly that the bird just now The arrogant instructor seemed to be calling him.

Cheng Hao blinked subconsciously, and said slowly: "Which sentence do you mean...?"

Then he saw the instructor suddenly "puchi" and smiled brightly, a row of white teeth appeared, which looked particularly bright under the sun that could roast your arms into sausages: "Let me help you remember." huh?'

This smile...why does it look so pervasive?

Cheng Hao suddenly had a very ominous premonition.

So next, Cheng Hao was arrested by the instructor and did fifty push-ups against the sun father-in-law.

Looking down at his fingers supporting the ground, Cheng Hao felt that the ground was like a baking pan, and his fingers were like grilled sausages, steaming...

"This is called self-inflicted crime!" The instructor's voice sounded in his ears, it was a tone that clearly wanted to show his good intentions, but did not hide his inner trepidation, "Don't blame me, you will still be in trouble in the future." You will thank me. You know, I am tempering your will and stimulating your fighting spirit." As he spoke, he seemed to be moved by his great deed, so he said very emotionally, "If I don't do it for you, Would you give up your life to bask in the sun with you?"

Cheng Hao remembered the instructor's sneer in his ear a few days ago - "I just like to bask in the sun with you here, can't I!?"

Cheng Hao: "..."

He said in his heart blankly: no matter what, I don't want you to bask in the sun with me!

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The military training process was difficult and scolding, but on the last day, for some reason, everyone felt that the time passed quickly, and the originally difficult military training seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.On the last day of military training, everyone was shrouded in a faint sadness.

In the evening, all the students in Cheng Hao's team sat in a small circle on the playground, and held a farewell party around the instructor.

This time the instructor didn't have a straight face like before, and even his voice was much gentler.He stood among the classmates and delivered a long speech with emotion on his face. He talked for more than ten minutes. He probably said that he was the same as everyone else before, and he was tortured by the instructors, and the degree of torture was far worse than among them. most of the people.Note, most people.Speaking of this, the instructor even smiled.

It turned out that the instructor was very naughty when he was a student, and he often talked back to his instructor during military training, so he was always punished. When you become an instructor, you must take revenge and come back. If anyone dares to oppose him, you must follow the style of the older generation and take the opportunity to toss you to death hehe!As soon as the words came out, everyone except Cheng Hao laughed.

"There is no most ruthless, only more ruthless." Infected by the atmosphere, the instructor added this sentence with a smile. Cheng Hao was looking at him at the time, so he was horrified to find that he was looking at himself.

The later words were naturally intended to be a little more sensational, but the atmosphere was quite good. After a while, the few brats were moved to tears by the instructor's affectionate speech, and they kept thinking: instructor, so you are so good for me. I regretted that I didn't read it at first!

Cheng Hao, on the other hand, was thinking with dry eyes, instructor, you speak so fluently, you must have said it so many times that you have already recited it fluently, and it has become a habit.

The instructor was surrounded by many students looking at him with reluctance. He seemed to be deeply moved, and his eyes were much gentler when he looked at everyone.He asked everyone if they would sing "Green Flowers in the Army", many people looked at him eagerly and said no.

Suddenly, a classmate shouted loudly: "Instructor, please sing for us!"

These words seemed to ignite the fuse, and the whole team immediately exploded, and many people shouted together: "Instructor, please sing!"

Seeing the situation, the instructor blushed and became embarrassed, and said with a stiff face, "I...I can't sing."

Unexpectedly, soon a classmate handed over the mobile phone and said with a smile: "Here, the lyrics are here. Instructor, please sing."

This person is none other than Cheng Hao who ignited the fuse with Da Lala.

So Cheng Hao was invited out by the instructor with a smile, and he was going to sing "Green Flower in the Army" with the latter one by one.

To be honest, the moment Cheng Hao was invited out, he really felt a bit like "leaves are blowing in the cold wind".

When he stood next to the instructor and was "enthusiastically" stretched out by the instructor to put his claws on his shoulders, he really wanted to die. If there was a hole, he would definitely throw the instructor in and bury it first. Then bury yourself.

Why?Because he was rated as tone deaf by the people around him since he was a child.Ever since he sang in front of Banhua Meimei in kindergarten and scared Banhuameimei to tears, he never dared to hum a song in front of everyone, even if it was just a line of lyrics.Therefore, only the closest people can hear him sing.

In Chu Yi's words, it is: "I have never heard a single tune in the songs you sing. Cheng Hao, you are a miracle in the music world."

So Cheng Hao simply shut his mouth tightly, and the instructor sang and saw that he hadn't made a sound, so he turned to look at him and said, "Hey, you must be tone deaf, so you are embarrassed to sing?"

As soon as the words fell, almost everyone present laughed.

As the saying goes, self-inflicted crimes cannot live, only a "poof" - Cheng Hao's heart was pierced with a white knife, and the bloody knife was pulled out!

However, it turned out that Cheng Hao was still favored by Grandpa Tianshen, because when he was about to fail, his cell phone suddenly turned off.

The accompaniment of "Green Flowers in the Army" stopped abruptly, and a few seconds later, the extremely joyful prelude suddenly sounded.

The instructor was dumbfounded, and Cheng Hao was also stunned.

This... isn't this the prelude to "Natives of Beijing"!

After Cheng Hao realized it, he was suddenly happy.

Many people like to fall asleep listening to soothing music, however, Cheng Hao has an incomprehensible habit - he often listens to strong songs with strong rhythm before going to bed.

For example, "Remember" and "Numb" by Linkin Park, "Natives of Beijing" by Zhang Bohong, etc.

Most people would not be able to fall asleep because of the explosive music, but Cheng Hao felt that the rhythmic music could easily make him fall asleep.Moreover, he likes music with a strong sense of rhythm, and he generally has little feeling for soothing music.

Many people have been brainwashed by "Beijing Indigenous" recently, and Cheng Hao is no exception. He plays this song repeatedly when he sleeps at night.

Therefore, the lyrics are naturally familiar.

But he dared not sing.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't dare to sing.

He dared to jump.

By the time Cheng Hao realized it, his body had already danced to the rhythm.He came to a street dance.

The crowd suddenly let out a cry of excitement.

Cheng Hao glanced at the instructor, who was left aside by everyone before he could react, and was looking at him in surprise at the moment.

Cheng Hao pulled a wild smile that he thought was very wild, twisted his buttocks, and continued to dance.

What's the matter if the pitch is not accurate, I have a good sense of rhythm!

His mobile phone is strong enough, and the music is strong enough for everyone present to hear clearly.

Accompanied by the accompaniment, Cheng Hao stretched his limbs to his heart's content, danced very intently, and performed a few difficult moves from time to time, which made some girls who were fascinated screamed.Dancing and dancing, the music quickly reached a climax.

"Cut a piece of watermelon four or five taels, the real thin skin and crispy sand..."

Cheng Hao danced more and more forgetfully, and his whole person seemed reckless and flamboyant.

This energetic song gave him a wild taste.

"Drink a glass of good wine and drift far away, the aroma of wine in the alley is intoxicating..."

Students from other classes also ran over to watch when they heard the booing. After a short while, Cheng Hao was surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

However, no one noticed that at this moment, somewhere at this moment, an abnormally dark gaze locked Cheng Hao, who was dancing in the middle of the crowd, with a strength that seemed to imprison him——

The little patch of gorgeous red hair on Cheng Hao's forehead set off a pair of peach eyes with a different meaning. When he raised his face, he showed a beautiful neck, and further down, there was a sexy collarbone.The flexible and delicate but powerful waist is also vividly displayed by his wild dancing.

So many people are looking at Cheng Hao.

That gaze became more and more gloomy due to the increase in the number of onlookers.

It's a pity that Cheng Hao danced too much and didn't notice anything unusual.

As soon as the dance was over, the loud applause and cheers from the crowd immediately made Cheng Hao smile. He bowed, and when he straightened up, the little red hair on his forehead just fell down to cover half of his eyes, which made him look handsome. With a shake of his head, he instantly fascinated a group of people staring at him.

Then, Cheng Haole stepped off the stage.

And that line of sight locked him tightly from the beginning to the end, without any loosening.

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The moment the military training was announced to be over, everyone suddenly surrounded the instructor enthusiastically, who suggested it.

Before the instructor could react, he was suddenly lifted up by several boys. Then, with a look of surprise on his face, he was thrown into the sky by the boys amidst the excited shouts of the crowd!

"Oh!"

While booing excitedly, everyone threw the instructor into the sky again and again.

Cheng Hao felt that the instructor was quite light, or maybe because of the large number of people, it didn't take much effort to throw it... although none of them caught it the last time.

Cheng Hao said that he definitely did not intentionally mislead.

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Many years later, when Cheng Hao met the instructor who had tormented him to death again, the latter was already gray and unrecognizable... Oh no, his face was vicissitudes, even so, the old instructor was still enthusiastic Grabbing Cheng Hao's arm, shaking up and down to beat the beat, he sang "Green Flower in the Army" affectionately, which made Cheng Hao feel that he just took one more look at him in the crowd. Unexpectedly, the instructor still remembered him, and could run towards him with a quick reaction. The instructor is really awesome!

Then they went to have a few drinks together... After Cheng Hao got drunk, he vaguely remembered the father-in-law he saw on the school playground under the scorching sun with his head upright facing the sun, with his hands on his hips standing on him like a teapot. Looking coldly at him panting and doing push-ups, thinking of his fingers that were almost roasted... So he was full of love with the old instructor who was also drunk.